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NOW IS THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE TALK ABOUT WEBCOMICS

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Metzger, listen the FUCK up.

    My only advice, and the only advice that truly and really matters is to go for it

    so many times I wish I had gone for it in my life, and rarely pussied out, but I HAVE left it for later, or just not done it, and justified it as a worthy cause

    DON'T

    go for it

    always

    ALWAYS GO FOR IT, there is no downside towards people you are looking for. If you succeed, then you succeed. But if you fail, then you become the person everyone wants to be. I'm not advocating being a predator or a host of one of those fucking shows where dudes try to prey on ladies, but TRY

    ALWAYS TRY

    whatever you have to lose is never more that what you have to gain

    Raneados on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Maybe she'd be down for a casual thing.

    DarkPrimus on
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  • FCDFCD Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah, better to try and fail, then never try and always wonder what if. And if she does say yes, but it ultimately doesn't last, well hey, least you can tell your grandkids that you dated a girl who had a Calvin and Hobbes tatoo :P

    FCD on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    go for anything

    this isn't meant for a desperation angle, but we just don't know this girl, so the advice will be for "go with what you feel is right"

    Raneados on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »
    Mini-golf is an excellent first date.

    Also milkshakes.

    :winky:

    Oh god, I had no idea...

    :whistle:We've only just beguuuuuuuuuun...:whistle:

    Tonkka on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    hell in college alone I've fucked up countless chances, but I've learned from each

    EVEN IF you don't stay with her forever

    EVEN IF you don't fuck her

    EVEN IF you don't even KISS her

    you'll still learn. It might be harsh to a person, but it is the most important thing

    Ask out as much as you can, as much as you feel comfortable with

    you'll learn what is good and what is not

    and always remember: someone agreeing to coffee or a movie is not a sign that they want to fuck your dick
    they jst want to get a coffee or see a movie

    take it easy, relax

    Raneados on
  • SabreMauSabreMau ネトゲしよう 판다리아Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ninja Ninja Revolution also makes for a quality first date.

    SabreMau on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    that movie freaked me out a little

    I find myself reflecting on it a lot lately

    Raneados on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    every single coffee/movie meetup between two people could any moment turn into a hot orgy

    the red mist of hormones descends

    you wake up sore with hair in your teeth

    Beasteh on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    A lot of people who like Scott Pilgrim don't realize the books are about how a slacker loser starts down the track of becoming a responsible, mature individual. A couple people I know probably hate Scott Pilgrim because the character strikes too close to home.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i fucking hate hair in my teeth

    more than most things

    including genocide

    Raneados on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    A lot of people who like Scott Pilgrim don't realize the books are about how a slacker loser starts down the track of becoming a responsible, mature individual. A couple people I know probably hate Scott Pilgrim because the character strikes too close to home.

    pretty much half my friends are stuck in the former stage and are in their mid/late 20s

    Beasteh on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I mean I ain't exactly where I wanted to be at the age I am at now, but some of that was shit out of my control so... yeah. I'm not in a terrible position at the moment. I just wish I could muster up the self-motivation to get writing on a regular basis again.

    DarkPrimus on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    lets see hm

    dopey mid-20s video game enthusiast who has a bad track record of relationships, never had a full time job (until last month)

    once had the opportunity to date a high schooler (didn't she was flirtin with me then i found out she was 17 whoooops)

    its me,

    im the skitt palegrunt

    Beasteh on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    as long as you forgive yourself, I love you beasteh

    Raneados on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    man im just living

    keep telling myself things will pick up after i get over this flu start making decent $$$ and save up for adult things (and pax)

    Beasteh on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Beasteh, PAX?

    Shit yes son.

    Tonkka on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    already got 400 squiddles in the bank put aside (also rainy day but you know)

    it will be my first ever trip to the continent so i am super excited

    Beasteh on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    remember that people ALWAYS tell themselves that

    there's always something in the way of doing ________

    there are even people who will read this post and say "well my situation is different because I blah blah blah"

    nobody gives a shit about that BULLLLLLLshit alright. Nobody will ever convince anyone else that their BS is more important than anyone else's BS. Big deal. Everyone has their shit

    Your stuff is more important because it's YOURS. Despite every community and whatever feeling,m everyone values themselves more than anyone else. You want what's best for YOU first.

    beasteh

    what are you going to do after you get over your flu?

    why can't you do it now?

    little breaks are all well and good, but when they encroach on your life and become an EXCUSE, that's when you need to realize that you're just fucking wasting time

    Raneados on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    after i get over my flu? i will be working and visiting friends after work most days

    is this abnormal?

    Beasteh on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    nope, you're doing good

    are you happy?

    Raneados on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    happier than i was certainly, my first ever full time job has shown me the error of having pursued shitty part time work since 2004

    if i get a call back from a certain games company that are hiring customer service reps i will be happiest

    Beasteh on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Always be happier than you were, that is the key to life and happiness

    and EVEN if you don't get that job, which is madness, because you're a good dude and you totally will, it doesn't matter

    you're you

    and everything will be good for you

    Raneados on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    should i do the sex change first or save it for last? WHICH IS MORE INTERESTING??

    Beasteh on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Always be happier than you were, that is the key to life and happiness

    and EVEN if you don't get that job, which is madness, because you're a good dude and you totally will, it doesn't matter

    you're you

    and everything will be good for you

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    MAX. HELP ME... I'm FEELING.

    Beasteh on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    holy shit Oglaf is totally NOT in the holiday spirit

    why oglaf why

    Raneados on
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rane you are in the holiday spirit.

    Being supportive and encouraging.

    Keep it up dude.

    Tonkka on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I WISH I PAID ENOUGH ATTENTION TO PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS TO HELP THEM OUT

    I am available at all times for feel-good happenings via PM or whenever I talk to you I GUESS

    Raneados on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jeph Jacques will be doing "Ask Hanners" next week.

    Yessssssssssssssss

    Arivia on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    im not even human im actually a cat that learned to use the internet

    this is why swill and i have such an affinity

    lets rocket ship away together and never come back

    Swill on
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    im not even human im actually a cat that learned to use the internet

    this is why swill and i have such an affinity

    lets rocket ship away together and never come back

    swill you cannot do this where does that leave me

    crwth on
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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    crwth you can be mr sulu

    Beasteh on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    'taking picard to warp speed' remains the most hilarious euphemism for masturbation ever conceived

    Beasteh on
  • SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Right where I want you

    Sal on
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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also pretty late but metzger likes an indie girl lol

    Swill on
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Swill wrote: »
    Beasteh wrote: »
    im not even human im actually a cat that learned to use the internet

    this is why swill and i have such an affinity

    lets rocket ship away together and never come back

    swill you cannot do this where does that leave me

    seems like the build up takes forever, but we're never taking off

    Swill on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    why is everyone friends

    Nerdgasmic on
  • tothearktotheark Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    No one is friends here.
    No one.

    totheark on
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    i actually hate every single forumer

    love slenderman though

    Beasteh on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    david schwimmer is slenderman


    think about it

    Nerdgasmic on
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