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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    IMPACT! spoilers

    featuring the New They reveal, aka the worst swerve in the history of swerves
    arrived a few minutes late, so we'll go with what I saw after walking in:

    *Ink, Inc. defeated Gunner and Murphy.

    *Scott Steiner, Crimson and Kurt Angle go over their game-plan to reveal They to the World.

    *Jeremy Buck defeated Jay Lethal and Douglas Williams to enter the Against All Odds Four Way for the X-Division championship. Max Buck was doing commentary and came to the ring to help his brother.

    *In his office, Eric Bischoff is freaking out that Ric Flair isn't there. AJ Styles and Robert Roode, among others, calm him down. Bischoff makes AJ promise that Jeff Hardy will get the belt back tonight for Immortal and Styles does.

    *TNA champion Mr. Anderson comes down to the ring and asks Jeff Hardy to come down and grace us with his presence. Hardy comes down to the ring. Anderson then cuts a promo on both his and Hardy's time in WWE and how Vince McMahon was always in control of everything. He goes on to hype tonight's title match and both agree that there will be no outside interference tonight and this match is dedicated to both of Hardy and Anderson fan groups, so may the best man win. They shake to end the segment.

    *Mickie James defeated Sarita in a bout where you had to knock out your opponent to win. Madison Rayne attacked James after.

    *Jeff Hardy went to Eric Bischoff's office and made him promise Immortal would not interfere. Bischoff initially refused but finally agreed.

    Bully Ray vs. The Pope turned into an angle. Before the match, Ray was treating SoCal Val really bad to the point she started crying. He then cut a promo on Devon, saying the Pope is better than Devon ever was. The Pope then cut a promo on Samoa Joe, announcing it's Joe vs. Pope at Against All Odds. Pope announces he and Ray are now a team. Joe and Devon come out and they have a tag match instead. Joe chases Pope to the back. Ray and Devon are left alone. Devon nails him with a chair and is dominating when referees and security hold them apart. As Ray is leaving, he spit a beer on two fans that were Devon's sons.

    *Mr. Anderson comes out first and does the mic bit but gets attacked from behind by Jeff Hardy. They brawl down the ramp and around ringside. Security breaks them up and they finally get in the ring for the start of their match.

    During the match, a ref is bumped and Immortal hits the ring and starts beating down Anderson, but then The Fortune members stop and attack Hardy and the rest of Immortal. So, "They" are AJ Styles, Kazarian and Beer Money. Matt Hardy, Rob Terry, Jeff Hardy, Gunner and Murphy look on in shock. Styles starts cutting a promo but Bischoff comes out and calls AJ an ungrateful son of a b**ch. Styles says that Bischoff ran another company into the ground but they aren't letting Bischoff do it to TNA. There's a mention that a ruling will be made in March over the power struggle between Hulk Hogan and Dixie Carter as well. So, it's Fortune vs. Immortal.

    I asked around and there was no Hulk Hogan appearance. Bischoff noted in a segment that took place before I arrived that Hogan wouldn't be there due to the court issues.

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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So I guess that takes care of Flair


    that is so...dumb...

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  • ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ya know. I wonder if they'd go so far as to make Booker the manager of Awesome Kong.

    This would be awesome to the point that now I'll be disappointed if it doesn't happen.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    Has anyone pointed out that if you put a Ferrari engine inside a tank it probably won't go anywhere?

    Also, hahaha, Husky jobbed to the Cobra.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    oh hello randy

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  • KagliciousKaglicious Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Reigner wrote: »
    Ya know. I wonder if they'd go so far as to make Booker the manager of Awesome Kong.

    This would be awesome to the point that now I'll be disappointed if it doesn't happen.

    fuck you if that doesn't happen, I want this now.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Puuuuuuunt

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  • NiryaNirya Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Bye, Husky. It was nice knowing you.

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    No one kicks out of the Cobra.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    dannggggggg

    for once i'm not happy to see Punk

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I love Punk

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    INTO THE 4TH ROW

    IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    does Randy Orton have a herpie or is that just from the Miz kicking him in the face last night

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    he did it

    he really did it!!!

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Boot to the head!

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  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I don't like the punt, if only because I'm afraid some kid is going to try it on a younger sibling or something and wind up killing 'em. :?

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    King sold that back of the head slap like he had been hit with a bat.

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  • ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    That was a punch.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    oh man dibiase took that square in the jaw

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    crwth takes on 39 dudes would have made more sense.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I think Ted's jaw will need to be adjusted.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    so King is absolutely winning the rumble thing

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    so king's winning tonight basically

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Bale you should get me that Santino shirt

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  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The faces will team up to put the heels out and then let King win out of 'respect'

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  • ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Of course Kings winning tonight. There's no way they'd put him in the Chamber.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    What the fuck was that

    2/21 is a RAW.

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    what was that

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Bale you should get me that Santino shirt

    this one?

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    What about the new Nexus shirt

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  • ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    U...undertaker return vid?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    conspiracy theorist in me says that was a sting teaser

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    what was what I was looking at t-shirts

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Both are good!

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  • ReignerReigner Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Spooky video. Dark, raining, shack, dude in trenchcoat, 2/21/11 end scene

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Balefuego wrote: »
    what was what I was looking at t-shirts

    dark

    raining

    dude wearing trenchcoat

    2/22/11

    i say it's sting

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  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Taker teaser followed by Bella Twins' snotty heel turn. Meh.

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  • Dogbone33Dogbone33 I bleed Red and Gold! State of ConfusionRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    That struck me more as some kind of cowboy character teaser. Maybe Diesel is changing it up

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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I dunno I think they'd run a Taker return promo during Smackdown during a Kane promo/match



    I think I'll join the Sting consiparcy

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    2-21-11 is a Monday, so unless Taker is coming back on Raw...

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Shoe PM or email me a mailing address so I can send you your prize

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