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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Man I didn't know "not blowing it up" meant giving it to TIM. I mean, fuck that cocksucker, but just blasting all this crazy Reaper-tech to nothing seemed a goddamned waste

    Who were you going to give it to? The Alliance? The Council? At least with Cerebrus they'll give those resources back to you.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That, or just use it to see if you can get human women pregnant with rachni babies for no good goddamn reason or something. Either or, for sure.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    bioshock 2 is the inverse of the first bioshock. So instead of the opening section being amazing and hooking you immediatley, instead it kind of sucks and you have to trudge through it. But where the first Bioshock kind of drops off after the Ryan confrontation, Bioshock 2 just gets better and better and ends really strongly.

    Yeah Bioshock 2 has a really good story, You just gotta get to the end of the story for it to really pull together.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ahahaha, just had to activate ME2

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    noice

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    Balefuego wrote: »
    bioshock 2 is the inverse of the first bioshock. So instead of the opening section being amazing and hooking you immediatley, instead it kind of sucks and you have to trudge through it. But where the first Bioshock kind of drops off after the Ryan confrontation, Bioshock 2 just gets better and better and ends really strongly.

    Yeah Bioshock 2 has a really good story, You just gotta get to the end of the story for it to really pull together.

    I hear the Minerva's Den DLC is very, very good and has a great self-contained story on par with the best writing in the first game. If I had bought Bioshock 2 I would be interested in playing that.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Man I didn't know "not blowing it up" meant giving it to TIM. I mean, fuck that cocksucker, but just blasting all this crazy Reaper-tech to nothing seemed a goddamned waste

    Who were you going to give it to? The Alliance? The Council? At least with Cerebrus they'll give those resources back to you.
    I still can't get past what Sovereign said in the first game about organic civilization following a specific technological path, hence why I'm hesitant to allow anyone to wield Reapertech.

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That is....an excellent point.

    Alright, Tyra Banks-lookin' Shepard is doing a fresh run from ME1

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Okay, I can understand the reasons for keeping the base, but come on...

    It is a giant floating hive of evil, full of technology used by a race repurposed and enslaved by the Reapers, with the sole purpose of capturing and harvesting all organic life in the galaxy.

    At what point does it sound like a good idea to give it to the human supremacist dickhead?

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
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    Rachel Shepard reporting for duty

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Last night I was sitting up late after playing hours upon hours of Mass Effect over the past couple weeks and reading my new D&D Player's Handbook Tossrock got me for Satans and it occurred to me that there really should be a tabletop game based in the Mass Effect universe. It couldn't be more perfectly set-up for the format.

    It was something that hit me while reading the entry on Dragonborn and realizing that they share a lot in common with the Krogan.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Femshep remains fugly

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dubh wrote: »
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Man I didn't know "not blowing it up" meant giving it to TIM. I mean, fuck that cocksucker, but just blasting all this crazy Reaper-tech to nothing seemed a goddamned waste

    Who were you going to give it to? The Alliance? The Council? At least with Cerebrus they'll give those resources back to you.
    I still can't get past what Sovereign said in the first game about organic civilization following a specific technological path, hence why I'm hesitant to allow anyone to wield Reapertech.

    well
    the line is about how the citadel and the mass relays the reapers left behind form the basis of much of organic civilization's technology
    and so the reapers are able to easily exploit and manipulate that technology, as well as predict how it will advance

    but the collector base wouldn't apply. it was never intended that any organic species that wasn't already a pawn of the reapers would find the place, and so isn't designed to push anyone towards any goal. it's probably just filled with straight-up super advanced reaper tech which could prove EXTREMELY handy

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Femshep remains fugly

    nah :3
    she looks good in motion

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    your femshep looks like she was chasing parked cars

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    >:C

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    your femshep looks like she was chasing parked cars
    How appropriate: you fight like a cow!



    Wait, no.

    Can we start again?

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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    your femshep looks like she was chasing parked cars
    How appropriate: you fight like a cow!



    Wait, no.

    Can we start again?

    :^:

    Sticks on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    The shadow broker dossiers are so good. I think my favorite was Thane's kill methods.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I don't think I like the council

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mass Effect 2 is $10 on Steam right now

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also mass effect 1 is $10

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    okay

    I think I see why all the girls dig garrus

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    I don't think I like the council
    Just wait.
    Antimatter wrote: »
    okay

    I think I see why all the girls dig garrus
    See above.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wait how did you meet Garrus so fast?

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jesus, ME and ME2 for $20 total. If I didn't already own them I'd be all over that! I wish I had a friend to buy it for who has a computer that can run it. The one dude I know who'd love it has a shitty, old Dell and just got a 360.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wait how did you meet Garrus so fast?

    I'm about two hours or so in the game
    and I'm playing on casual

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Normal is not that hard :[

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I had ashley and kaiden die to a geth destroyer on casual
    I then restarted
    and then I failed to stop all four bombs at the track this time
    and restarted again

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I recall that bridge fight being rather tough on my first attempt through

    take heart

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I want a computer that can play videogames. Then I'd be all over Steam, buying all the awesome games for cheap, spending all my time playing them, not getting anything else done...

    On second thought maybe it's just as well.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh hey alien strip club

    this game has succeeded in winning me over
    I heard you can sleep with an asari consort :P

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    smof wrote: »
    Your entire team only dies if you are a terrible, terrible Shepard.

    even terrible shepards can't kill their entire team. you seriously have to deliberately avoid paying for ship protection and certain loyalty missions, and plan how you can put your specialists in the most inappropriate task for their skills so they will be killed, and plot how to murder your toughest members so the remainder can't hold the line at the end. the amount of deliberate negligence it takes to be a shit shepard is unbelievable

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Man you make it sound like something worth trying to do.

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    oh hey alien strip club

    this game has succeeded in winning me over
    I heard you can sleep with an asari consort :P

    Not just any Asari consort!
    The Asari Consort!

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    overlord is awesome so far

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Overlord is pretty awesome. The best part is Katsumi and Shadow Broker are even better.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited December 2010
    Don't even bother with the data collection sidequest, it literally gets you nothing except for an achievement.

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Shadow Broker was the best but I'd take Overlord over Kasumi as far as the mission itself goes.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    overlord is awesome so far

    the ending is great, music too

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