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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I'm excited for dragon age 2

    I really want shapeshifting to be a cool and not a complete waste

    how is shapeshifting a waste?

    if im recalling correctly you cant cast most other spells while shapeshifted, and there arent enough other feats to take tha improve your combat abilities to make up for the lack of spellcasting

    Squall on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    For most of DA1 you were simply The Protagonist (Warden) anyway though.

    you're completely missing the point some of us were making
    you can't see the difference between choosing your race, gender, and class and having that determine which of six opening sequences you play through compared to only being able to choose your gender and class and playing through the same opening every time?

    Well I guess that's true. To be honest I played it a while ago so I can't really remember how often your origin came up at all during the quests.

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Even ignoring if they ever came up again, although they did, I thought that the opening origin stories were compelling enough to make you want to make a guy for each one just to see how they went (and that's ignoring whether you played them good or bad, so if you were really obsessive you could play each one twice). I didn't just because of time restrictions but I wanted to.

    Peen on
  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Squall wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I'm excited for dragon age 2

    I really want shapeshifting to be a cool and not a complete waste

    how is shapeshifting a waste?

    if im recalling correctly you cant cast most other spells while shapeshifted, and there arent enough other feats to take tha improve your combat abilities to make up for the lack of spellcasting

    you're pretty much trading out your impressive complement of spells for lackluster melee combat and abilities

    best mage builds involve Blood Mage or Arcane Warrior

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It was fun sometimes being a bear though

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It was fun sometimes being a bear though

    you would say that, you sissy-boy chaser

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It came up in some conversations and spawned a couple of quests, IIRC.

    But given how much personality we as players invest in our protagonists when we're playing these games, being able to chose such a wide variety of backgrounds goes a long way towards making the story yours. Which is why a lot of people love them.

    Even in ME2, people give Shepard character traits like "hates Batarians", "hates space nazis" or "hates Emily Wong". None of those are explicit in the game but people give Shepard character traits to explain why their mild-mannered alien-friendly Shepard leaves Batarians to die. And that's a single base protagonist who you're allowed to imbue with your own personality. Sure he's a spacer and a survivalist but those are really minimal differences from my earthborn war hero.

    In DA you not only create a variation on a single character through the choices you make, but he or she really is a distinct character, with established realtionships with characters you meet later on, different upbringings and different outlooks on the world.

    When the first hour or more of gametime are spent talking to certain characters and getting their worldviews and backstories, it affects how I view the rest of the game world. Much more so than a few mentions of my race and background would imply.

    And don't underestimate how much it changed my experience meeting characters I'd interacted with later on in the game. The semi-random NPC who's a racist fuck to your elf was my human's best friend.

    Sorry, rambling. The point is that yeah, it wasn't as smooth an experience as ME2, and I love ME2's action-RPG gameplay. But there's a lot to be said for an old-fashioned RPG where you carve out your own story within a world.

    Legba on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    being an elf mage was the best. Nobody liked me, ever.

    edit: just like real life!

    Melding on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Why would you hate Emily Wong?

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    To be fair, Melding looks like this in real life:
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    Legba on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I've almost finished m ME1 plathrough. I plaed for 12 hours straight esterda. Guess which ke is suddenl broken on m keboard.

    Fuck.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I've almost finished m ME1 plathrough. I plaed for 12 hours straight esterda. Guess which ke is suddenl broken on m keboard.

    Fuck.

    That's pretty cool

    Solar on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Legba wrote: »
    To be fair, Melding looks like this in real life:
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    you have any idea how hard that shoe polish is to get off?

    Melding on
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Why would you hate Emily Wong?

    My Shepard punched her in the face twice. Once in each game.

    e: Wait, am I thinking of a different journalist? Probably!

    BTW, the renegade responses to the Asari in the Citadel in ME2? Solid gold.

    Legba on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    legba I think you're confusing emily wong with whatever the middle eastern reporter is

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Probably. I punched her but good, though.

    Legba on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Emily Wong is cool

    She wanted a story which was for a good cause

    And she was pleasant to talk to

    Always get the press onside!

    Solar on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Khalisah Bint Sinan al-Jilani

    Hunter on
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    All journalists look the same to me.

    Legba on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I know all the bitchy reporters I punch in the galaxy. It's my thing.

    Hunter on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I didn't punch her either time on this go-round

    Hackett likes it better when I don't

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You know those awkward moments when you're not sure if you've met a journalist before or not?

    Punch 'em all in the face and you'll always know by the glare.

    It's foolproof. No more awkward moments.

    Legba on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sheperd, you made 0 credits last year.

    Mysst on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I've almost finished m ME1 plathrough. I plaed for 12 hours straight esterda. Guess which ke is suddenl broken on m keboard.

    Fuck.

    yeah it's been doing that off and on for a week now

    pain in the ass

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mysst wrote: »
    Sheperd, you made 0 credits last year.

    gimme a break i had 999999 credits the year before

    also safes got tougher to hack

    Nuzak on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Sheperd, you made 0 credits last year.

    gimme a break i had 999999 credits the year before

    also safes got tougher to hack

    Unfortunately while you were dead, your estate was invested in Omnigel.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I hope customizable weapon and armor mods make a comeback in ME3. It'd be kinda cool if they let you piecemeal your allies' appearance the same way you can assemble Shepard's armor but I doubt that will happen.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Nuzak wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Sheperd, you made 0 credits last year.

    gimme a break i had 999999 credits the year before

    also safes got tougher to hack

    Unfortunately while you were dead, your estate was invested in Omnigel.

    All my money is going into promoting the Blasto: First Hanar Spectre movie.

    Hunter on
  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    TankHammer wrote: »
    I hope customizable weapon and armor mods make a comeback in ME3. It'd be kinda cool if they let you piecemeal your allies' appearance the same way you can assemble Shepard's armor but I doubt that will happen.

    Yeah, if there's one thing I missed from ME1 to 2, it was customising your weapons. Even weapon stats would have been welcome. I know, I know, the difference was pretty obvious once you used your weapon for a few minutes, but even so.

    Legba on
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Legba wrote: »
    TankHammer wrote: »
    I hope customizable weapon and armor mods make a comeback in ME3. It'd be kinda cool if they let you piecemeal your allies' appearance the same way you can assemble Shepard's armor but I doubt that will happen.

    Yeah, if there's one thing I missed from ME1 to 2, it was customising your weapons. Even weapon stats would have been welcome. I know, I know, the difference was pretty obvious once you used your weapon for a few minutes, but even so.

    Agreed.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I didn't miss the upgrades at all

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I've almost finished m ME1 plathrough. I plaed for 12 hours straight esterda. Guess which ke is suddenl broken on m keboard.

    Fuck.

    yeah it's been doing that off and on for a week now

    pain in the ass

    I swapped it out for a new one. Fuck that noise.

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dubh wrote: »
    I didn't miss the upgrades at all

    It's just another way of making the game more yours. My Shepard rocked a sniper that could only do one shot a minute but by golly that shot killed whomever it hit.

    ME2 did a great job of parring down the hundred options and thingies in ME1, and delivering a few really polished ones instead. I don't miss dozens of assault rifles that were essentially slight stat upgrades, when instead I have three rifles that feel distinct and memorable. And it has to be said that there's not much difference between loading your rifle with cryo bullets and activating your cryo bullet power.

    Still, I do love customising. I love being able to make Shepard my own dude (or dudette), and I like knowing that my gun isn't just the baseline assault rifle but is loaded with super bullets that fuck shit up. Heck, I'm such a customisation whore you could let me rock a solid gold Normandy and I'd be all over that shit.

    Because I'm just that classy.

    Legba on
  • KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I was willing to accept the lack of customization as a tradeoff for not dealing with that inventory

    ME3 should have a grid on shepards back like the RE4 suitcase

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I was willing to accept the lack of customization as a tradeoff for not dealing with that inventory

    ME3 should have a grid on shepards back like the RE4 suitcase

    Or Denton's inventory.

    We all love Deus Ex, right?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm looking forward to finishing ME1 and playing ME2 and not having to worry as much about how much crap I am carrying or converting it all to Omni-Gel or selling it or whatever.

    This is far more Omni-Gel and far more credits than I will ever use.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I'm looking forward to finishing ME1 and playing ME2 and not having to worry as much about how much crap I am carrying or converting it all to Omni-Gel or selling it or whatever.

    This is far more Omni-Gel and far more credits than I will ever use.

    Some people liked the old inventory/omni-gel/credits thing but I much prefer the streamlined new system

    Solar on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    there is just a drawer somewhere on the normandy filled with money and ooze

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oozy money

    like you went to a strip club

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Legba wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    I didn't miss the upgrades at all

    It's just another way of making the game more yours. My Shepard rocked a sniper that could only do one shot a minute but by golly that shot killed whomever it hit.

    ME2 did a great job of parring down the hundred options and thingies in ME1, and delivering a few really polished ones instead. I don't miss dozens of assault rifles that were essentially slight stat upgrades, when instead I have three rifles that feel distinct and memorable. And it has to be said that there's not much difference between loading your rifle with cryo bullets and activating your cryo bullet power.

    Still, I do love customising. I love being able to make Shepard my own dude (or dudette), and I like knowing that my gun isn't just the baseline assault rifle but is loaded with super bullets that fuck shit up. Heck, I'm such a customisation whore you could let me rock a solid gold Normandy and I'd be all over that shit.

    Because I'm just that classy.

    because customizing your face, background, and making your own story decisions don't accomplish this at all :P

    the beauty of ME2's combat is in it's simplicity

    I'm hoping they don't tweak things around too much in the next game

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