Do It yourself - GAME OVER: Christmas Cake and Village Idiot Victory

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Fweeeeee I'm still getting voted!

    Not by me. :winky:

    I only significantly remember you in the Blackest Night Phalla, where you were voted for every turn by my teammate causing me to lose.

    Yeah, I'll be honest, although I get voted a lot, that was a strange case. "Doing this will, obviously, cause you to lose. Do you wish to continue?" "Yes!"

    ...

    kime wrote: »
    Fweeeeee I'm still getting voted!

    That is your punishment for voting for somebody so obviously not evil.
    If I vote for someone else, will I live?

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kime wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Fweeeeee I'm still getting voted!

    That is your punishment for voting for somebody so obviously not evil.
    If I vote for someone else, will I live?

    Uh....probably not.

    Hey, I'm not voting for you.

    I find it tacky bordering on the rude to consistently vote a single person out on day 1. You deal with it well but it isn't something somebody should have to deal with at all.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Uh....probably not.

    Hey, I'm not voting for you.

    I find it tacky bordering on the rude to consistently vote a single person out on day 1. You deal with it well but it isn't something somebody should have to deal with at all.
    It just allows me to laugh at everyone.

    MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    One Hour until vote close.

    Get those votes or actions in.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Is anyone online for a last-hour vote switch? Trust me, it's in your best interest!

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  • Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Who would vote for Kime

    on day 1

    for no reason

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It seems silly, doesn't it?

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hmmm...kime usually doesn't say he's a villager unless he actually is.

    CaptainPlanet, let's see some freaking out!

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    daniant wrote: »
    Hmmm...kime usually doesn't say he's a villager unless he actually is.

    CaptainPlanet, let's see some freaking out!
    To be entirely fair, I have claimed a lot of things so far :lol:. Granted, that's the truth, but still! I have a reputation to keep up!

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  • Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Revnin

    huahaee

    arhgua huha

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So, if we could decide on one person to kill instead of me, that would be more ideal. Just, you know, so that you don't kill me when you shouldn't. Again :P.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Revnin? I want to liiiiive!

    Not that these votes will kill me, of course.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    revnin

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Vote Closed


    Narration may take a while.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    DUN DUN DUNNNNN

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Did I ever tell you about the time I messed with the vote? :D

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ..... A lot? Dare I hope?

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    There was one time where I gave an EPIC REVEAL where I told everyone in my local township that I could rearrange every vote however I chose unless those votes were aimed at me. :D

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    There was one time where I gave an EPIC REVEAL where I told everyone in my local township that I could rearrange every vote however I chose unless those votes were aimed at me. :D

    That sounds like a Christmas miracle to me. =D

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    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so basically you are the Vote God

    Egos on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    One time Kime took over my mind with a bolt of lightning and made me say... things... dirty, dirty... things.

    Things like "More votes for the vote god!!!"

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Wow, that's.... powerful.

    And i should always have more votes!

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Day 1

    As darkness fell, everyone gathered around and began to sings songs and spread holiday cheer. The cheer was good, and heavily fortified...But soon people began to get antsy...The cheer evaporated...

    "It's his fault" said one, pointing at kime...Yeah!!! echoed another and before long Kime, the Christmas Cake was neatly sliced up and everyone had a piece...

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    After everyone had eaten their fill of delicious christmas kime...i mean kimemas cake...i mean...chriskime kimecake with extra kiming, it was decided that the Christmas Tree needed decorating. Just as the finishing touches were being made, the tree sprang to life...and it was hungry.

    Mrs Claus who was unluckily putting an angel right on the very top of the tree and she fell right into its gaping maw. As the mouth was closing, a faint laugh could just be made out.

    "Surprise Motherfucker!"...A slight ping was heard to the left... It was a grenade pin..

    ...
    ...
    ...
    BOOOM!!!

    The house erupted in a showering of wood chunks, pine needles and shrapnel. When the others came to, two more dead were found.

    Santa Bot was lying dead on the ground, victim of several shotgun blasts to the face.

    The Snow Miser was found partially eaten with four legged tracks leading away out into the forest.


    The Dead
    Kime - The Christmas Cake Eaten by everyone.
    Suki- Mrs Claus Devoured by the Christmas Tree
    The Anonymous - Man-Eating Christmas Tree Mrs Claus took it with her.
    Samurai6966 - Robot Santa Took a Shotgun to the face
    Matev - Snow Miser Eaten

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    ooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooo

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    ooooooooooOOOOOOOooooooooooo

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I hope I was yummyyYYYyyyyYYYYyyyyyy

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Santa Claus was married to.....Doakes?

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nothing says Christmas like a gin gimlet! :D

    Did I ever tell you about the time I overthrew the influence of a mind controller?

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    OooooOooooooOoooo


    I hope I was.....Cold Comfort Food!

    Too much...!

    ooooOooooooOoooooOooo

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have no idea what to make of the colors in that narration.

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  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Nice to see Someone Else Remembers This
    You can just put in the URL, Matev ;-)

    Egos on
  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PMs are out

    Tell me if you were expecting one and didn't get one.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    At the lab right now in a (japanese) seminar, I really have to do my best not to burst out laughing at kime the christmas cake :lol:

    God I could use some coffee.falling asleep

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  • NodgarbNodgarb Registered User
    edited December 2010
    Teucrian wrote: »
    I have no idea what to make of the colors in that narration.

    ditto

    What do the colors mean?

    It's a long shot, but I'll try asking anyway...

    The rest of you, traditionally, what do some of those other colors you generally don't see mean?

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Traditional colours have traditional meanings

    Non Traditional colours may just be decoration or may have non-traditional meanings.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited December 2010
    OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

    Damnit. Can't people stop killing me?

    OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Did I ever tell you all about the time I won the town election for mayor? At the last minute I told people to write in Unearthly Stew, and they did! You should have seen the look on Alegis's face when a write in beat him!

    Oh, is that irish cream? Don't mind if I do!

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  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yay unearthly stew for mayor!
    (placeholder vote)

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    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Trying to start a wagon on yourself o_O

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  • sterling3763sterling3763 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I agree with 3clipse. Absent more information, nothing good can come of this.

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  • NodgarbNodgarb Registered User
    edited December 2010
    Revnin! He started the trend of decorating the tree, the evil evil tree!

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