aw man. Tonight was my last night in the class I've been tutoring in for the past 1.5 years. They did a going away thing for me and gave me a certificate of appreciation and a mini algebra book and a desk caddy w/ a picture of the class and staff.
Made the whole thing a lot harder than I expected.
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If it weren't for the fact that losing my lense for any amount of time wasn't inherently unlucky, I'd say I was the luckiest man on Earth. After finishing my Gin, I realized I couldn't stop thinking about how much it sucks to lose my lense, so I took a flashlight and went out. I walked all over with this hand-powered flashlight, just spinning the crank and feeling like a damn fool while I looked through white glistening ground for a little piece of glass.
And bam! Right where it should have been trampled on or driven over, where I left the garbage this morning, was the a small lense-shaped piece of ground... the only part that wasn't glowing under my flashlight. And there it is! Not a single fucking scratch!
If it weren't for the fact that losing my lense for any amount of time wasn't inherently unlucky, I'd say I was the luckiest man on Earth. After finishing my Gin, I realized I couldn't stop thinking about how much it sucks to lose my lense, so I took a flashlight and went out. I walked all over with this hand-powered flashlight, just spinning the crank and feeling like a damn fool while I looked through white glistening ground for a little piece of glass.
And bam! Right where it should have been trampled on or driven over, where I left the garbage this morning, was the a small lense-shaped piece of ground... the only part that wasn't glowing under my flashlight. And there it is! Not a single fucking scratch!
haha shit. I need to call my dad and let him know I don't need a ride to work tomorrow, but he's at a prayer meeting for two more hours. I'm gonna be so drunk when I talk to him.
If it weren't for the fact that losing my lense for any amount of time wasn't inherently unlucky, I'd say I was the luckiest man on Earth. After finishing my Gin, I realized I couldn't stop thinking about how much it sucks to lose my lense, so I took a flashlight and went out. I walked all over with this hand-powered flashlight, just spinning the crank and feeling like a damn fool while I looked through white glistening ground for a little piece of glass.
And bam! Right where it should have been trampled on or driven over, where I left the garbage this morning, was the a small lense-shaped piece of ground... the only part that wasn't glowing under my flashlight. And there it is! Not a single fucking scratch!
This should not have happened.
Great, now my dad is gonna think God did it.
Someone in my family said they were lucky when they got hit by a car on a motorcycle and flew 40 feet and didn't have a scratch on them. Your story reminds me of that. Luckily Unlucky? or Unluckily Lucky?
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Irond WillWARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!!Cambridge. MAModeratormod
If it weren't for the fact that losing my lense for any amount of time wasn't inherently unlucky, I'd say I was the luckiest man on Earth. After finishing my Gin, I realized I couldn't stop thinking about how much it sucks to lose my lense, so I took a flashlight and went out. I walked all over with this hand-powered flashlight, just spinning the crank and feeling like a damn fool while I looked through white glistening ground for a little piece of glass.
And bam! Right where it should have been trampled on or driven over, where I left the garbage this morning, was the a small lense-shaped piece of ground... the only part that wasn't glowing under my flashlight. And there it is! Not a single fucking scratch!
This should not have happened.
Great, now my dad is gonna think God did it.
Someone in my family said they were lucky when they got hit by a car on a motorcycle and flew 40 feet and didn't have a scratch on them. Your story reminds me of that. Luckily Unlucky? or Unluckily Lucky?
Good stuff, huh?
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Irond WillWARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!!Cambridge. MAModeratormod
haha shit. I need to call my dad and let him know I don't need a ride to work tomorrow, but he's at a prayer meeting for two more hours. I'm gonna be so drunk when I talk to him.
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I'm on dainty fop
yeah you are :winky:
fancy lad
I think i've found my new naming scheme
Made the whole thing a lot harder than I expected.
alternatively: your life's calling
NERVOUS BROAD
delirious dame
what are some others
but I'm too tired
so...
8-)
Breakdance fighting.
Rap? Laziness?
I didn't know you were black.
I'm still employed for at least the next 13.5 hrs!
delicate chap
I think I win, guys.
Atta boy mori!
sissy boy
BOOM
eddy 2.0 is pretty cool though
nothing wrong with new eddy
*crosses arms*
If it weren't for the fact that losing my lense for any amount of time wasn't inherently unlucky, I'd say I was the luckiest man on Earth. After finishing my Gin, I realized I couldn't stop thinking about how much it sucks to lose my lense, so I took a flashlight and went out. I walked all over with this hand-powered flashlight, just spinning the crank and feeling like a damn fool while I looked through white glistening ground for a little piece of glass.
And bam! Right where it should have been trampled on or driven over, where I left the garbage this morning, was the a small lense-shaped piece of ground... the only part that wasn't glowing under my flashlight. And there it is! Not a single fucking scratch!
This should not have happened.
Great, now my dad is gonna think God did it.
because he thought it'd be funny to annoy you and do a good deed at the same time
That's kind of cute.
I appreciate the personal touch.
He's a rascal, ain't he
Someone in my family said they were lucky when they got hit by a car on a motorcycle and flew 40 feet and didn't have a scratch on them. Your story reminds me of that. Luckily Unlucky? or Unluckily Lucky?
it's the little flourishes that make for good moderation
Good stuff, huh?
a 2 hour prayer meeting?
that is retarded