what would you do?

Whippy

if your son was at home cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money

D.T.

Put him up for adoption.

Slungsolow

am I a chick or am I me?

naporeon

Whippy, if I might make a modest proposal....

mrpaku

for you this is just a good time

for me, this is my whole life

PiptheFair

damnit whippy

Callius

I would join a sex workers union and become a sex worker while paying attention to the needs of my child and my own protection?

I...


Man, what?

PotU

What are you talking about, I don't have a son.

arithena

what is with your fascination with this song??

Seph

fuck you Will I Am

Stale

I'd spend all my time in the lab with a pad

rocking out the tru rhymes

wut wut

tugga

DJDM

I'd trade him for a pack of smokes.

J. Grant

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

if your son was at home cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money

Two questions:

A) Where the fuck did I get a son?
How much money?

Kuribo's Shoe

WHAT

NANANANANANANA

WOULD

NANANANANANANANA

YOU DO

NANANANANANANANAA

ANANANANANANA

NANNANANANANANANANANA

WHWHWHAT WOULD YOU WHWHWHAT WOULD YOU WHWHWHAT WOULD YOU DO

Seph

that is the cutest fuckin cat ever holy crap

PiptheFair

this is a test isn't it?

FAQ

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

if your son was at home cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money

get a real job you lazy whore

ascot

I'd probably refer your case for a core assessment under section 17 of the Children's Act.

Harrier

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

if your son was at home cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money

The obvious solution is to go along with the man, only when he takes off his pants you just beat the shit out of him and then take his money.

Framling

DAAAAMN YOOOOU SHOOOOOOE!!!!!

Seph

you are so late framling so late

Kuribo's Shoe

Framling wrote:

DAAAAMN YOOOOU SHOOOOOOE!!!!!

had time to butcher the theme song and everything

you're slipping

Framling

Callius

I got you a DS

But I played it.

Seph

i imagine shoe doing the WoW gnome dance right now

Callius

ascot wrote:

I'd probably refer your case for a core assessment under section 17 of the Children's Act.

I do not feel that sex work necessarily makes a woman (or man, for that matter) an unfit parent.

The Lovely Bastard

Am...am I sleeping with

sark

i'd prostitute him instead.

the market isn't saturated with child prostitutes, so you can charge a premium.

senators have more money than the average joe.

it would be better for everyone in the long run. you'll make more money, and the kid will have an amusing story to tell his friends later in life.

Kuribo's Shoe

Callius wrote:

I got you a DS

But I played it.

I WANT A DS

Whippy

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

Callius wrote:

I got you a DS

But I played it.

I WANT A DS

you'd only sell it when you get hungry

tubby

Green Lantern

That make think of this movie The Pursuit of Happyness

Kuribo's Shoe

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

Callius wrote:

I got you a DS

But I played it.

I WANT A DS

you'd only sell it when you get hungry

tubby

but

Defender

Green Lantern wrote:

That make think this movie The Pursuit of Happyness

Will Smith has to get buttfucked for the sake of his son.

J. Grant

Kuribo's Shoe wrote:

Callius wrote:

I got you a DS

But I played it.

I WANT A DS

ascot

Callius wrote:

ascot wrote:

I'd probably refer your case for a core assessment under section 17 of the Children's Act.

I do not feel that sex work necessarily makes a woman (or man, for that matter) an unfit parent.

it certainly does if you're leaving your child unsupervised, mal nourished and generally neglected.

Bbaj

I'd get up on my feet and stop making tired excuses.

Morgenstern

I'd marry a balla

A shot calla

Callius

ascot wrote:

Callius wrote:

ascot wrote:

I'd probably refer your case for a core assessment under section 17 of the Children's Act.

I do not feel that sex work necessarily makes a woman (or man, for that matter) an unfit parent.

it certainly does if you're leaving your child unsupervised, mal nourished and generally neglected.

I certainly have an objection to leaving a child unsupervised, malnourished and generally neglected.

Prostition != those things.


Also, Shoe: You sold your DS for food? WTF dude?

Hunter

ascot wrote:

Callius wrote:

ascot wrote:

I'd probably refer your case for a core assessment under section 17 of the Children's Act.

I do not feel that sex work necessarily makes a woman (or man, for that matter) an unfit parent.

it certainly does if you're leaving your child unsupervised, mal nourished and generally neglected.

It's a jump to conclusions mat...you jump to a conclusion.

There are people who work as doctors, lawyers, etc who neglect their children. Sex worker does not equal unsupervised or neglected.

Defender

Of course, the shame that is attached to being the child of a whore is unbelievable, and it's terrible that anyone should be born with such a burden.

No, the answer is not that whoring is OK and should be accepted by society. It's degrading in the extreme.