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My Ears Are Gross [Earwax]

An-DAn-D EnthusiastAshevilleRegistered User regular
edited December 2010 in Help / Advice Forum
I have a weird problem with earwax in that sometimes, it just generates super fast and clogs up my ears. I'll be fine for months doing normal cleaning, than suddenly over a week it'll just...build up. That has happened today. The other day, I lost hearing in one ear and today I can't hear in the other.

I figured out how to get hydrogen peroxide and I say figured out because I'm in China and until yesterday, hydrogen peroxide was not part of my vocabulary.

I've used it on both ears, I've rinsed it out in the shower...all to minimal effect.

I am able to do that thing with the squeezy-thing to clean it out directly, but my main issue is that I literally have no idea what the squeezy thing is called. I don't think the pharmacist would understand 'squeezy thing' or 'that little turkey baster thing' if I learned the Chinese for it. If someone could tell me the real term for it (I honestly have no idea. Squeezy thing and little turkey baster does not give me what I want in google), or even better, the real Chinese for it, that would be fantastic.

Or any other ways of cleaning ears out with minimal tools, that would be awesome too.

I really want to try to deal with this on my own. I really do *not* want to go to a Chinese doctor. :v:

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Bulb syringe/aspirator

    And... q-tips? Well, whatever you do, don't use ear candles.

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  • AlthusserAlthusser Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Every ear/nose/throat specialist I've ever been to has explicitly told me not to use Q-tips. I ignore them, of course, because if I don't use Q-tips I feel gross, but it's in direct opposition to doctors orders and probably not very helpful.

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  • An-DAn-D Enthusiast AshevilleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Those won't work. What I do when I'm not sure is use google translate to make it into chinese, copy the characters into chinese google images and see what comes up. Bulb syringe got me one of what I was looking for and than a shit ton of syringes. The second one got me pumps and cars. O_o

    But I have a picture. So I can yell at one of my students now. Maybe they can help me for once.

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited December 2010
    You can also show the picture to the pharmacist and say "I have no idea how to say it, but I need one of these things for my ears. Halp."

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  • An-DAn-D Enthusiast AshevilleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    耳朵清洁球

    注射器耳球


    Both of these might work. And I'm putting a picture on my zune to show her. I really hope they have something.

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  • An-DAn-D Enthusiast AshevilleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    They did not have any at the pharmacy closest to me. They did give me some kind of unidentified chemical though, so I'm putting that in my ear now. :):^:

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Erm...
    :?


    God, living in China would freak me out.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Standard treatment for troublesome earwax is a small amount of oil. DO NOT USE A SYRINGE. Don't Q-tip either. What you're potentially doing when you "remove" the earwax is impacting it, destroying your ear's ability to naturally clean itself.

    Talk to a doctor. If you've been fixing this issue at home, you probably need professional assistance to get it sorted.

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  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Debrox (trade name): Active Ingredient Carbamide peroxide 6.5%

    Was what a doctor told me to use.

    I don't know what the Chinese equivalent would be.

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  • Inquisitor77Inquisitor77 2 x Penny Arcade Fight Club Champion A fixed point in space and timeRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm fairly certain that your long-term practice of "ear cleaning" has caused some sort of build-up in your ears which manifests itself as hearing loss/deafness at various times. It is even possible that every time your ears are "blocked" and you go "deaf", it's because during your last "cleaning" you ruptured/tore your eardrum.

    I don't mean to sound condescending, but people shouldn't clean their ears. As strange as it may sound, your ears are self-cleaning if you leave them alone. Take it from a guy who has one ear canal that's half the average size and has had to wear hearing aids for his entire life. Do not stick anything into your ear. Do not "clean" your ears. Only bad things can happen (as you are, unfortunately, experiencing yourself).

    At this stage, your best bet is to go to an ear/nose/throat specialist and ask them to check your ears. They have special instruments specifically designed to clean out debris from your ear (think super-small vacuums) under unusual circumstances.

    And for the love of all things good and righteous in this world, stop dumping chemicals down your ear canal. Ear wax is naturally produced, is already acidic, and constantly drains from your ear. It's basically a natural sewage system. Hydrogen peroxide breaks down into water and oxygen. If your ear has not been draining properly, then you're basically shoving water down into your inner ear and letting it simmer in a warm, moist place, while constantly shoving dirty earwax back there to help move things along.

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  • Chake99Chake99 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have had this problem.

    Don't use q-tips.

    Use regular hydrogen peroxide, tilt your ear up and leave it there to bubble a bit.

    Then if you can get some carbamide peroxide and glycerine mix that they sell, put that in and leave for a bit. Basically you need something to lube the ear. If you can't get ahold of that, I would mix a little tiny bit of olive oil and peroxide and put that in.

    Then, tilt your ear downward and use the ear syringe with lukewarm water. It is important to have your ear facing downwards when you do this, because if it is sideways it won't come out. Gravity is your friend.

    It might take a few tries. I did hydrogen peroxide two times a day for two days and then syringed it for about 10 minutes last time. I think it would have worked the first day if I had just been a bit more persistant with the ear syringe.

    Don't be afraid to push the water in pretty hard. That is the only way I could get it out.

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  • An-DAn-D Enthusiast AshevilleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I found an ear bulb cleaner thing. Last time I had this problem, I went to a doctor and he showed me how to do it to myself...some I'm pretty sure its alright? I managed to get one ear clear and free and now my hearing is awesome in it. The other ear is giving me issues, so I'm giving it a break. It will be dealt with soon.


    Merry Christmas! <3

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  • KetarKetar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    An-D wrote: »
    I found an ear bulb cleaner thing. Last time I had this problem, I went to a doctor and he showed me how to do it to myself...some I'm pretty sure its alright? I managed to get one ear clear and free and now my hearing is awesome in it. The other ear is giving me issues, so I'm giving it a break. It will be dealt with soon.


    Merry Christmas! <3

    Doing it yourself should be alright - I spent Wednesday observing a doctor who flushed and cleaned a patient's ears for him using a mixture of hydrogen peroxide and warm water delivered via syringe with a bit of the tubing from a blood draw kit at the end. He told the patient to go ahead and use the do it yourself kits from Walgreens (or wherever) whenever needed to try to keep things from getting so built up again.

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  • DemerdarDemerdar Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hydrogen peroxide is good stuff, however I also echo the advice of "don't fuck with your ear wax". I barely clean my ears out and have minimal/no problems with ear wax build-up.

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  • RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Well duder good luck, but American and Canadian guidelines are such that ear syringing should only be done by a physician. If you want to freeball it, GL HF.

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  • BoomShakeBoomShake The Engineer Columbia, MDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Robman wrote: »
    Well duder good luck, but American and Canadian guidelines are such that ear syringing should only be done by a physician. If you want to freeball it, GL HF.

    Really? USA here. One of my family members has this problem and our doctor showed her how to do it herself so she wouldn't have to come back unless it didn't work.

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