I might be bisexual. But that just opens up another gender I'm too afraid to make moves on
I once attempted to see if I had any gay/bi tendencies.
Turns out sexual things near or on or around dudes literally makes my dick shrink
What I imagine is I would be going into it and be like no this isn't what I want at all. Then the other dude is like hey bro don't blue ball me over here.
oh yeah I never got that far. my mind was pretty much like "Wha... what are you doing?" Then hit me on the nose with a newspaper "No! NO! You go find some titties right NOW!"
I might be bisexual. But that just opens up another gender I'm too afraid to make moves on
I once attempted to see if I had any gay/bi tendencies.
Turns out sexual things near or on or around dudes literally makes my dick shrink
What I imagine is I would be going into it and be like no this isn't what I want at all. Then the other dude is like hey bro don't blue ball me over here.
oh yeah I never got that far. my mind was pretty much like "Wha... what are you doing?" Then hit me on the nose with a newspaper "No! NO! You go find some titties right NOW!"
I don't know man, in my experience gay guys like some occasional boob too, and for some reason seem to get ready access to it.
I might be bisexual. But that just opens up another gender I'm too afraid to make moves on
I once attempted to see if I had any gay/bi tendencies.
Turns out sexual things near or on or around dudes literally makes my dick shrink
What I imagine is I would be going into it and be like no this isn't what I want at all. Then the other dude is like hey bro don't blue ball me over here.
you could inform the dude in question that it was going to be sort of an experiment for you
i imagine they'd be ok with that, maybe for some people that would be especially fun
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AriviaI Like A ChallengeEarth-1Registered Userregular
I might be bisexual. But that just opens up another gender I'm too afraid to make moves on
I once attempted to see if I had any gay/bi tendencies.
Turns out sexual things near or on or around dudes literally makes my dick shrink
What I imagine is I would be going into it and be like no this isn't what I want at all. Then the other dude is like hey bro don't blue ball me over here.
oh yeah I never got that far. my mind was pretty much like "Wha... what are you doing?" Then hit me on the nose with a newspaper "No! NO! You go find some titties right NOW!"
I don't know man, in my experience gay guys like some occasional boob too, and for some reason seem to get ready access to it.
Not in my case. Probably because while I'm gay, I'm not fabulous.
If I ever wanted to find out I would answer a craigslist ad. But I'm also really scared about being murdered and chopped up into pieces. I should present this to my therapist and see what he says. Maybe we'll have sex
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
If I ever wanted to find out I would answer a craigslist ad. But I'm also really scared about being murdered and chopped up into pieces. I should present this to my therapist and see what he says. Maybe we'll have sex
Just make sure to ask the craigslist hooker if they plan on killing you. If they say yes, then avoid them.
I might be bisexual. But that just opens up another gender I'm too afraid to make moves on
I once attempted to see if I had any gay/bi tendencies.
Turns out sexual things near or on or around dudes literally makes my dick shrink
What I imagine is I would be going into it and be like no this isn't what I want at all. Then the other dude is like hey bro don't blue ball me over here.
oh yeah I never got that far. my mind was pretty much like "Wha... what are you doing?" Then hit me on the nose with a newspaper "No! NO! You go find some titties right NOW!"
I don't know man, in my experience gay guys like some occasional boob too, and for some reason seem to get ready access to it.
I think that was my reasoning, "Maybe if I dance with this dude at this bar with this chick I like around, she'll think I'm harmless and let me suck some nipple."
If I ever wanted to find out I would answer a craigslist ad. But I'm also really scared about being murdered and chopped up into pieces. I should present this to my therapist and see what he says. Maybe we'll have sex
Just make sure to ask the craigslist hooker if they plan on killing you. If they say yes, then avoid them.
They should probably start listing that at the bottom or something.
"MFM Looking for sexy fun times. Can't Accommodate. NSA. Not going to butcher you and wear your skin like a robe."
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
If I ever wanted to find out I would answer a craigslist ad. But I'm also really scared about being murdered and chopped up into pieces. I should present this to my therapist and see what he says. Maybe we'll have sex
Just make sure to ask the craigslist hooker if they plan on killing you. If they say yes, then avoid them.
also ask if they're a cop. because if they are they have to tell you
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HunterChemist with a heart of AuRegistered Userregular
edited December 2010
So far I've had two cups of coffee, some tea, and made hot chocolate for the kid. This thing is a Christmas miracle.
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oh yeah I never got that far. my mind was pretty much like "Wha... what are you doing?" Then hit me on the nose with a newspaper "No! NO! You go find some titties right NOW!"
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Everyone knows 98 Degress is the gayest of the boy bands.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
I don't know man, in my experience gay guys like some occasional boob too, and for some reason seem to get ready access to it.
you could inform the dude in question that it was going to be sort of an experiment for you
i imagine they'd be ok with that, maybe for some people that would be especially fun
DA2 TO NOT HAVE MUCH GAY SEX: "NO ONE REALLY ENJOYS IT," SAYS STAFFER :rotate:
yeah it's actually a thing that dudes evolved so they can fuck harder.
Dead serious
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I don't know, O-Town was pretty gay.
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Not in my case. Probably because while I'm gay, I'm not fabulous.
Liquid Dreams was a hella gay song.
I forgot about Westlife too.
LFO was the most masculine of boy bands.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
Just make sure to ask the craigslist hooker if they plan on killing you. If they say yes, then avoid them.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
I think that was my reasoning, "Maybe if I dance with this dude at this bar with this chick I like around, she'll think I'm harmless and let me suck some nipple."
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
I mean seriously. Damn.
Boogaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
my mind takes me back there oh so quick
let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
think about that summer and I bug 'cause I miss it
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Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Damn fine coffee! And hot!
That would go well with the mungbeans you sprout in your desk drawer
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
anybody know if Dunkin is open today?
We're crossing the streams here, people.
References from two shows comin' at ya.
They should probably start listing that at the bottom or something.
"MFM Looking for sexy fun times. Can't Accommodate. NSA. Not going to butcher you and wear your skin like a robe."
Call you up but what's the use?
I like Kevin Bacon but I hate Footloose.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
Jews need coffee too
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Single cups of coffee in flavors no man should drink in public, but now I can have vanilla cream or hazelnut at home in secret. A delicious secret.
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
also ask if they're a cop. because if they are they have to tell you
Secret Satan 2013 Wishlist
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Between this and the lyrics you are the gayest forumer, congratulations
e I mean besides me
The Chai Latte it produces is heavenly
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:^:
I brought mine to work, might be getting the little 'mini' one for home use this year.
now that you two are experimenting have i got an "acting" proposition for you