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what is the hardest thing you've ever had to do

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I fancy someone at work who is 19. I am 24, & thus I feel that it makes me a creepy paedophile :(.

    Half your age plus... seven? Or whatever the rule was? Whatever makes it okay for you to bang him.

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  • BEARDBEARD Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    go for the lady gaga

    I'd gangbang lady gaga

    what the fuck am I even typing

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    yeah

    like I love what she's done with it but I kind of like some things that ffs are too big for

    other than that it's great

    and now it is time for #6 today

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    butbutbut christina hendricks

    Very good, Anti.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Are you guys talking about fucking? I came as slowly as I could.

    Ladies.

    You're like the dudes on webroulette.

    Just putting your dick out there, no context, desperately hoping someone will say something positive.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    seriously
    yes, this bianca is pretty
    but those things are too big

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I kid, As. Don't worry.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited December 2010
    Time to turn off the phone, cabin doors closing

    See you in seattle, thread

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I kid, As. Don't worry.

    Sorry.

    Didn't mean to burn you so hard. I've been through some things today.

    Things involving ball pain.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Another hard thing I had to do was turn a guy down yesterday. He is actually one of the most attractive guys I've ever dated and every time we hang out we have the best time ever.

    But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.

    ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Godspeed you, Whippy

    Also that Bianca bird has way too massive tits. She is pretty fuckable looking, though.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    As7 wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    I kid, As. Don't worry.

    Sorry.

    Didn't mean to burn you so hard. I've been through some things today.

    Things involving ball pain.

    Oh jeez, ball pain. That's rough.

    That shit lingers

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    why am I discussing the merits of women and various forms of sex on the internet

    I am not experienced
    I have never been experienced

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Let me tell you guys about the clitoris.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Another hard thing I had to do was turn a guy down yesterday. He is actually one of the most attractive guys I've ever dated and every time we hang out we have the best time ever.

    But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.

    ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way

    I've seen you. Unless you've started to look like John Carpenter's The Thing since 2008, I doubt anyone would throw up at the sight of you.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Well, I believe all men are more qualified (at least initially) in the art of fellatio with other men.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    why am I discussing the merits of women and various forms of sex on the internet

    I am not experienced
    I have never been experienced

    Because

    lesbians.png

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think my problem with big fake knockers is that I tend to imagine the woman with them as being like, 2 inches taller than me as it is. Large fake knockers on a tall woman are just intimidating.

    I know this might not be the reality but...there you go.

    Also I think smaller tits have their own pluses.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    why am I discussing the merits of women and various forms of sex on the internet

    I am not experienced
    I have never been experienced

    Because

    lesbians.png

    true

    ugh

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  • StarcrossStarcross Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    yeah

    like I love what she's done with it but I kind of like some things that ffs are too big for

    other than that it's great

    and now it is time for #6 today

    You're making me feel competitive now

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Another hard thing I had to do was turn a guy down yesterday. He is actually one of the most attractive guys I've ever dated and every time we hang out we have the best time ever.

    But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.

    ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way

    I've seen you. Unless you've started to look like John Carpenter's The Thing since 2008, I doubt anyone would throw up at the sight of you.

    For me it's not so much the sight as it is the thought.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    wait, what exactly are FF's too big for that I haven't encountered?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    why am I discussing the merits of women and various forms of sex on the internet

    I am not experienced
    I have never been experienced

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    As7 wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Another hard thing I had to do was turn a guy down yesterday. He is actually one of the most attractive guys I've ever dated and every time we hang out we have the best time ever.

    But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.

    ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way

    I've seen you. Unless you've started to look like John Carpenter's The Thing since 2008, I doubt anyone would throw up at the sight of you.

    For me it's not so much the sight as it is the thought.

    I looked awful during pax. I didn't bring my hair stuff so I was just bowl-cutting it up.

    When my hair is styled properly I turn all the guys gay. All of them. At the same time.

    The point is I will put out for anybody with a tattoo.

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  • DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    why am I discussing the merits of women and various forms of sex on the internet

    I am not experienced
    I have never been experienced

    Anti, if it weren't for a person's god given right to discuss their sexuality in the hypothetical, I'd never get to open my damn mouth ever.


    Besides you're, like, sixteen. Wait another seven years before you really start jumpin' on the mope train like a a hobo with died black bangs combed over one eye and a bindle full of bad poetry.

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    why am I discussing the merits of women and various forms of sex on the internet

    I am not experienced
    I have never been experienced

    51xI9T7zX3L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

    yes, that is what I was referring to
    good job

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    As7 wrote: »
    I think my problem with big fake knockers is that I tend to imagine the woman with them as being like, 2 inches taller than me as it is. Large fake knockers on a tall woman are just intimidating.

    I know this might not be the reality but...there you go.

    Also I think smaller tits have their own pluses.

    There's something inviting about large, full breasts. You just want to dive in. But there's something really hot about small breasts that are super perky.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    don't you sass me

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    wait, what exactly are FF's too big for that I haven't encountered?

    I like tube tops. A lot.

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also at 6'2" with DDs and then heels I will intimidate the hell out of As7

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    don't you sass me

    I'm not! I'm glad someone got it! :D
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    why am I discussing the merits of women and various forms of sex on the internet

    I am not experienced
    I have never been experienced

    Anti, if it weren't for a person's god given right to discuss their sexuality in the hypothetical, I'd never get to open my damn mouth ever.


    Besides you're, like, sixteen. Wait another seven years before you really start jumpin' on the mope train like a a hobo with died black bangs combed over one eye and a bindle full of bad poetry.
    haha, dammit

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  • Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Another hard thing I had to do was turn a guy down yesterday. He is actually one of the most attractive guys I've ever dated and every time we hang out we have the best time ever.

    But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.

    ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way

    I've seen you. Unless you've started to look like John Carpenter's The Thing since 2008, I doubt anyone would throw up at the sight of you.

    For me it's not so much the sight as it is the thought.

    I looked awful during pax. I didn't bring my hair stuff so I was just bowl-cutting it up.

    When my hair is styled properly I turn all the guys gay. All of them. At the same time.

    The point is I will put out for anybody with a tattoo.

    What can I get for a fruit stripe print?

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Also at 6'2" with DDs and then heels I will intimidate the hell out of As7

    Totally, I mean your boobs would be like, fifty times the size of mine.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I mean, there was this 18 who came up to me the other day. 18 is way too young for me to even talk to, you know?

    Then he randomly pulls down his v-neck to show me his Majora's Mask tattoo and I am somehow on my way with him to the mall bathroom. If there wasn't a person handing out free samples of gelato I probably would have done a whole mess of bad stuff with him.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It's funny I say that considering my wife is like an inch taller than me with approximately DDs.

    Then again I am pretty intimidated by her.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    I mean, there was this 18 who came up to me the other day. 18 is way too young for me to even talk to, you know?

    Then he randomly pulls down his v-neck to show me his Majora's Mask tattoo and I am somehow on my way with him to the mall bathroom. If there wasn't a person handing out free samples of gelato I probably would have done a whole mess of bad stuff with him.

    You & I both. Probably at the same time.

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Rating: AWESOME YESRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    As7 wrote: »
    Spectre-x wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Another hard thing I had to do was turn a guy down yesterday. He is actually one of the most attractive guys I've ever dated and every time we hang out we have the best time ever.

    But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.

    ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way

    I've seen you. Unless you've started to look like John Carpenter's The Thing since 2008, I doubt anyone would throw up at the sight of you.

    For me it's not so much the sight as it is the thought.

    I looked awful during pax. I didn't bring my hair stuff so I was just bowl-cutting it up.

    When my hair is styled properly I turn all the guys gay. All of them. At the same time.

    The point is I will put out for anybody with a tattoo.

    What can I get for a fruit stripe print?

    Second base.

    Spectre-x on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeah her boob are pretty big. If I wasn't busy Eating Fresh I would have given them a proper Skeeter honk honk

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think I want a C cup
    that isn't too crazy at five foot six

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    I mean, there was this 18 who came up to me the other day. 18 is way too young for me to even talk to, you know?

    Then he randomly pulls down his v-neck to show me his Majora's Mask tattoo and I am somehow on my way with him to the mall bathroom. If there wasn't a person handing out free samples of gelato I probably would have done a whole mess of bad stuff with him.

    You & I both. Probably at the same time.

    I'd like that very much.

    Oh my heck, the grindr app is great. I mention in the one line that they give you for a profile that I like tattoo, and guys send me pics of their ink around the clock.

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