Another hard thing I had to do was turn a guy down yesterday. He is actually one of the most attractive guys I've ever dated and every time we hang out we have the best time ever.
But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.
ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way
Another hard thing I had to do was turn a guy down yesterday. He is actually one of the most attractive guys I've ever dated and every time we hang out we have the best time ever.
But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.
ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way
I've seen you. Unless you've started to look like John Carpenter's The Thing since 2008, I doubt anyone would throw up at the sight of you.
I think my problem with big fake knockers is that I tend to imagine the woman with them as being like, 2 inches taller than me as it is. Large fake knockers on a tall woman are just intimidating.
I know this might not be the reality but...there you go.
Another hard thing I had to do was turn a guy down yesterday. He is actually one of the most attractive guys I've ever dated and every time we hang out we have the best time ever.
But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.
ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way
I've seen you. Unless you've started to look like John Carpenter's The Thing since 2008, I doubt anyone would throw up at the sight of you.
For me it's not so much the sight as it is the thought.
Another hard thing I had to do was turn a guy down yesterday. He is actually one of the most attractive guys I've ever dated and every time we hang out we have the best time ever.
But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.
ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way
I've seen you. Unless you've started to look like John Carpenter's The Thing since 2008, I doubt anyone would throw up at the sight of you.
For me it's not so much the sight as it is the thought.
I looked awful during pax. I didn't bring my hair stuff so I was just bowl-cutting it up.
When my hair is styled properly I turn all the guys gay. All of them. At the same time.
The point is I will put out for anybody with a tattoo.
why am I discussing the merits of women and various forms of sex on the internet
I am not experienced
I have never been experienced
Anti, if it weren't for a person's god given right to discuss their sexuality in the hypothetical, I'd never get to open my damn mouth ever.
Besides you're, like, sixteen. Wait another seven years before you really start jumpin' on the mope train like a a hobo with died black bangs combed over one eye and a bindle full of bad poetry.
I think my problem with big fake knockers is that I tend to imagine the woman with them as being like, 2 inches taller than me as it is. Large fake knockers on a tall woman are just intimidating.
I know this might not be the reality but...there you go.
Also I think smaller tits have their own pluses.
There's something inviting about large, full breasts. You just want to dive in. But there's something really hot about small breasts that are super perky.
why am I discussing the merits of women and various forms of sex on the internet
I am not experienced
I have never been experienced
Anti, if it weren't for a person's god given right to discuss their sexuality in the hypothetical, I'd never get to open my damn mouth ever.
Besides you're, like, sixteen. Wait another seven years before you really start jumpin' on the mope train like a a hobo with died black bangs combed over one eye and a bindle full of bad poetry.
Another hard thing I had to do was turn a guy down yesterday. He is actually one of the most attractive guys I've ever dated and every time we hang out we have the best time ever.
But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.
ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way
I've seen you. Unless you've started to look like John Carpenter's The Thing since 2008, I doubt anyone would throw up at the sight of you.
For me it's not so much the sight as it is the thought.
I looked awful during pax. I didn't bring my hair stuff so I was just bowl-cutting it up.
When my hair is styled properly I turn all the guys gay. All of them. At the same time.
The point is I will put out for anybody with a tattoo.
I mean, there was this 18 who came up to me the other day. 18 is way too young for me to even talk to, you know?
Then he randomly pulls down his v-neck to show me his Majora's Mask tattoo and I am somehow on my way with him to the mall bathroom. If there wasn't a person handing out free samples of gelato I probably would have done a whole mess of bad stuff with him.
I mean, there was this 18 who came up to me the other day. 18 is way too young for me to even talk to, you know?
Then he randomly pulls down his v-neck to show me his Majora's Mask tattoo and I am somehow on my way with him to the mall bathroom. If there wasn't a person handing out free samples of gelato I probably would have done a whole mess of bad stuff with him.
Another hard thing I had to do was turn a guy down yesterday. He is actually one of the most attractive guys I've ever dated and every time we hang out we have the best time ever.
But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.
ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way
I've seen you. Unless you've started to look like John Carpenter's The Thing since 2008, I doubt anyone would throw up at the sight of you.
For me it's not so much the sight as it is the thought.
I looked awful during pax. I didn't bring my hair stuff so I was just bowl-cutting it up.
When my hair is styled properly I turn all the guys gay. All of them. At the same time.
The point is I will put out for anybody with a tattoo.
I mean, there was this 18 who came up to me the other day. 18 is way too young for me to even talk to, you know?
Then he randomly pulls down his v-neck to show me his Majora's Mask tattoo and I am somehow on my way with him to the mall bathroom. If there wasn't a person handing out free samples of gelato I probably would have done a whole mess of bad stuff with him.
You & I both. Probably at the same time.
I'd like that very much.
Oh my heck, the grindr app is great. I mention in the one line that they give you for a profile that I like tattoo, and guys send me pics of their ink around the clock.
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Half your age plus... seven? Or whatever the rule was? Whatever makes it okay for you to bang him.
I'd gangbang lady gaga
what the fuck am I even typing
like I love what she's done with it but I kind of like some things that ffs are too big for
other than that it's great
and now it is time for #6 today
Very good, Anti.
You're like the dudes on webroulette.
Just putting your dick out there, no context, desperately hoping someone will say something positive.
Secret Satan
yes, this bianca is pretty
but those things are too big
See you in seattle, thread
Sorry.
Didn't mean to burn you so hard. I've been through some things today.
Things involving ball pain.
Secret Satan
But I had just gotten home from a trip to be with family and I was broken out in hives all over because it turns out I am allergic to cats. Pushing our date back a day or two so he doesn't throw up for that reason.
ETA - I say "that reason" because he probably will either way
Also that Bianca bird has way too massive tits. She is pretty fuckable looking, though.
Oh jeez, ball pain. That's rough.
That shit lingers
I am not experienced
I have never been experienced
I've seen you. Unless you've started to look like John Carpenter's The Thing since 2008, I doubt anyone would throw up at the sight of you.
Because
I know this might not be the reality but...there you go.
Also I think smaller tits have their own pluses.
Secret Satan
true
ugh
You're making me feel competitive now
For me it's not so much the sight as it is the thought.
Secret Satan
I looked awful during pax. I didn't bring my hair stuff so I was just bowl-cutting it up.
When my hair is styled properly I turn all the guys gay. All of them. At the same time.
The point is I will put out for anybody with a tattoo.
Anti, if it weren't for a person's god given right to discuss their sexuality in the hypothetical, I'd never get to open my damn mouth ever.
Besides you're, like, sixteen. Wait another seven years before you really start jumpin' on the mope train like a a hobo with died black bangs combed over one eye and a bindle full of bad poetry.
yes, that is what I was referring to
good job
There's something inviting about large, full breasts. You just want to dive in. But there's something really hot about small breasts that are super perky.
I like tube tops. A lot.
I'm not! I'm glad someone got it!
haha, dammit
What can I get for a fruit stripe print?
Totally, I mean your boobs would be like, fifty times the size of mine.
Secret Satan
Then he randomly pulls down his v-neck to show me his Majora's Mask tattoo and I am somehow on my way with him to the mall bathroom. If there wasn't a person handing out free samples of gelato I probably would have done a whole mess of bad stuff with him.
Then again I am pretty intimidated by her.
Secret Satan
You & I both. Probably at the same time.
Second base.
that isn't too crazy at five foot six
I'd like that very much.
Oh my heck, the grindr app is great. I mention in the one line that they give you for a profile that I like tattoo, and guys send me pics of their ink around the clock.