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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
    NaS

    mount & blade went from being a rather good tech demo to one of my favorite games of all fucking time

    do not hesitate for a moment to pick up that deal

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fishman wrote: »
    Radius is going to give you a test after you've played for a season

    Speaking of Cricket tests, who else is enjoying Australia's collapse in the Ashes?


    Anyone....?


    Hello, is this thing on..?



    Just me then. Well, I'll be over here, snickering in the corner.

    You mean the Christmas day test or the overall collapse?

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
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    bwahahahahaha

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fishman wrote: »
    Radius is going to give you a test after you've played for a season

    Speaking of Cricket tests, who else is enjoying Australia's collapse in the Ashes?


    Anyone....?


    Hello, is this thing on..?



    Just me then. Well, I'll be over here, snickering in the corner.

    You mean the Christmas day test or the overall collapse?

    <3

    I was talking about the Boxing Day Test (Which I suppose would actually be Christmas day over there), but the overall collapse is as entertaining as fuck as well.


    Pop trivia: Did you know that Washington played Cricket with his troops at Valley Forge?

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also I finally finished metro 2033. Fuck that part with miller and the blob things. DON'T JUST RUN INTO THEM YOU FUCK, KILL THEM FIRST!

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  • Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Radius wrote: »
    That was the post that made me want king's bounty in the first place.

    I remembered Jerry liked it, but that review has locked up my purchase.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    well after 15 seconds of playing cricket I can say this

    I don't know how the hell to play cricket

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited December 2010
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    they got really excited when they hit the sticks behind me with the ball and also I saw a goose

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Was the goose silly?

    If yes then you won three crumpets.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    and now, to bed

    remember, if there's a terrible game you want me to play in my grueling alphabetic steam marathon you'll have to get it to me by the end of the year

    no arma 2 please

    that is what we call in the biz a "dick move"

    Damn.


    Hey, at least Operation Arrowhead fixes most of the issues.

    I really like the idea of what they were trying to do with the vanilla Arma2 campaign. Its just that it was too damn ambitious for a game series already famous for having crazy mission scripting errors.

    I wish someone would try that again with a more arcady open world shooter.

    oh god

    there's this one mission where the game is like "raid this base and kill the general"

    which is all well and good and you do it mostly by cheesing the retarded AI

    but then the general can apparently leave at any time and just wander into the forest at any point in the six-hour-long mission

    and the only solution is to wander around the 225km^2 map hoping you bump into him

    what the fuck

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Pakistan's about to have the worst season ever

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fishman wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    Radius is going to give you a test after you've played for a season

    Speaking of Cricket tests, who else is enjoying Australia's collapse in the Ashes?


    Anyone....?


    Hello, is this thing on..?



    Just me then. Well, I'll be over here, snickering in the corner.

    You mean the Christmas day test or the overall collapse?

    <3

    I was talking about the Boxing Day Test (Which I suppose would actually be Christmas day over there), but the overall collapse is as entertaining as fuck as well.


    Pop trivia: Did you know that Washington played Cricket with his troops at Valley Forge?

    Oh, yeah, I guess it was Boxing Day there.

    I did not know that about Washington, but it makes sense. Cricket is awesome. I didn't get why it was so complicated until I tried to explain baseball to a girl who works with me who is originally from Ethiopia and knew absolutely nothing about the sport outside of its existence. Once you get past trying to figure out the lexicon and focus on the context and what's happening, it makes much more sense.

    It's like the skills of baseball but more challenging mixed with a little bit of the hanging out and shooting the shit of golf and a dash of crazy "anything can happen" mixed in.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Mount and Blade Complete for $10?

    Sonofabitch

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Was the goose silly?

    If yes then you won three crumpets.

    If no then you lose all crumpets. If the goose was a serious goose the opposing team gets all crumpets.

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sounds a lot like blurnsball

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    and now, to bed

    remember, if there's a terrible game you want me to play in my grueling alphabetic steam marathon you'll have to get it to me by the end of the year

    no arma 2 please

    that is what we call in the biz a "dick move"

    Damn.


    Hey, at least Operation Arrowhead fixes most of the issues.

    I really like the idea of what they were trying to do with the vanilla Arma2 campaign. Its just that it was too damn ambitious for a game series already famous for having crazy mission scripting errors.

    I wish someone would try that again with a more arcady open world shooter.

    oh god

    there's this one mission where the game is like "raid this base and kill the general"

    which is all well and good and you do it mostly by cheesing the retarded AI

    but then the general can apparently leave at any time and just wander into the forest at any point in the six-hour-long mission

    and the only solution is to wander around the 225km^2 map hoping you bump into him

    what the fuck

    This is basically what is keeping me from putting ARMA II on any "Must Complete" list.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    so I just got to part 3 of AC2

    and met my uncle mario

    his greeting made me choke on my coffee

    Ahahah, yeah me too.

    I'm really loving the game, but I had a moment of incadescent fury when my savegame vanished the other night

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    There's a point very early on in the ArmA II campaign where you can have your guy basically go "Fuck it" and then you go to Berlin and the game ends.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    See, this is part of the problem with most explanations of sports that have a lot of common terminology that you are expected to know:
    At either end of the pitch is the crease. This is a line marked about
    4 feet in from either end of the pitch, and it is used for 2 reasons.
    The first is as a mark from which the bowler must bowl from or behind,
    and a mark for the batsmen to stand at to deliver the ball and to mark
    whether a run has been completed. If a batsmen is out of his crease,
    he can be stumped by the wicket keeper if he is receiving the ball at
    the batsmen’s end, or can be run out by the fielders at either end
    when taking a run.

    I want to write an American Dumbass's Guide to Cricket.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ok, I'm definitely buying Mount and Blade because I trust Rank entirely.

    Operation Arrowhead is only $16 if you own ARMA 2, so that's a lock, and Cricket Revolution is like three bucks.

    The hard choice will be the King's Bounty pack.

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  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    NaS

    mount & blade went from being a rather good tech demo to one of my favorite games of all fucking time

    do not hesitate for a moment to pick up that deal

    What sort of mods do you play with (if any)

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    What happens if someone stumps the batman

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    somebody buy this for shoe please

    for less than the cost of a cup of coffee, you too can make Kuribo's Shoe miserable

    Brolo on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm going to lube my wallet up and fuck it until it decides that generating money out of thin air would be good for it and me.

    Then I'll buy Mount and Blade Complete while it cries in the corner.

    That's how wallets work, right?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also

    is it possible to win the M&B campaign yet

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I think it has to have a definable campaign, Rolo.

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I'm going to lube my wallet up and fuck it until it decides that generating money out of thin air would be good for it and me.

    Then I'll buy Mount and Blade Complete while it cries in the corner.

    That's how wallets work, right?

    are you out of funds?

    scarlet blvd. on
  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    everything hurts

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    eh? the single player, is it possible to start your own country and conquer everybody else

    like I've gotten most of the way there

    but after a certain point it becomes impossible to expand any more because the friendly AI is too stupid to hold castles effectively

    and you can't run across your empire fast enough to defend everything yourself

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  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That's.... insane.

    The crease is essentially just a live ball line. There is a crease at either end of the pitch.

    The bowler must be behind it before he releases the ball, or else his team is penalised with a 'no ball'
    The Batsman is safe while he is behind it, although can be stumped or run out if he leaves the crease when the ball is live.
    Runs are scored by running from one crease to the other when the ball is live.

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    eh? the single player, is it possible to start your own country and conquer everybody else

    it's possible, just gotta be real good
    also you'll probably just have to accept that you'll be a prisoner at least once

    what are the good mods for MB that are out right now?

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Batman can never be stumped Fishman, he's the world's greatest detective.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2010
    I wish Sim City had been on this good of sale earlier.

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I'm going to lube my wallet up and fuck it until it decides that generating money out of thin air would be good for it and me.

    Then I'll buy Mount and Blade Complete while it cries in the corner.

    That's how wallets work, right?

    are you out of funds?

    Yeah, pretty much.

    I have enough for a bullet, though. Can't decide on what to shoot. My wallet or that old guy that flashed me yesterday while walking to the drug store.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Radius wrote: »
    Batman can never be stumped Fishman, he's the world's greatest detective.

    You mean Scarlet Blvd, of course.

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Radius wrote: »
    Batman can never be stumped Fishman, he's the world's greatest detective.

    You mean Scarlet Blvd, of course.

    Thanks NaS, I really am the greatest detective aren't I?

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Jesus, they call it on sale when you save 2.50? MB you devious bastards

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  • scarlet blvd.scarlet blvd. Bebop Cola Goooood!Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oh wait nevermind, now I see what they are talking about...

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  • IrtehmongooseIrtehmongoose Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Is there a point in having the original Mount and Blade if you have Warband? I never got around to playing Warband much (even though I own it), I just thought it was pretty much the basic game with some added stuff, like a deathmatch mode.

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