alpha protocol is the kid that everyone smiles at in the school hallway but privately wonders how they manage to stay alive
Alpha Protocol is worse because there are people so desperately infatuated with Chris Avellone that they will pretend that it was a good game, even an excellent one. It didn't even have good Writing.
I hear the Adirondacks are nice this time of year.
alpha protocol is the kid that everyone smiles at in the school hallway but privately wonders how they manage to stay alive
Alpha Protocol is worse because there are people so desperately infatuated with Chris Avellone that they will pretend that it was a good game, even an excellent one. It didn't even have good Writing.
I hear the Adirondacks are nice this time of year.
alpha protocol is the kid that everyone smiles at in the school hallway but privately wonders how they manage to stay alive
Alpha Protocol is worse because there are people so desperately infatuated with Chris Avellone that they will pretend that it was a good game, even an excellent one. It didn't even have good Writing.
I hear the Adirondacks are nice this time of year.
*pulls out a totally cartoonish ice cream cone*
that scene was hilarious
i was totally with it until the ice cream cone bit
nobody pulls a three-scoop cone out of their back pocket
It's one my all time list, but then again it's so recent it's at the front of my mind.
Oh wait, Indigo Prophecy. Obviously. But everyone should play that game. That terrible terrible game. Heavy Rain was terrible too, it was just also fantastic.
It's one my all time list, but then again it's so recent it's at the front of my mind.
Oh wait, Indigo Prophecy. Obviously. But everyone should play that game. That terrible terrible game. Heavy Rain was terrible too, it was just also fantastic.
that's the best description of Heavy Rain ever.
I could make a convincing case that Heavy Rain is the worst written game of all time. God Of War is better written, because it achieves what it was supposed to and didn't reach for anything it couldn't achieve. Heavy Rain is an example of someone finding an ambition worthy of displaying how utterly unhindered by talent they are.
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
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The dialogue choices in Alpha Protocol were kind of cool. It is the kind of game where I think if they got a sequel it would've been super great, but their first entry was slapdash.
Enchanted Arms is straight up the worst game I've ever played. It is a normal JRPG, but you almost immediately go to this carnival and suddenly you are talking to a cardboard cutout man with the face of a giant pizza. Fuck that game.
edit: Your description is Heavy Rain sounds just like Ctrl+Alt+Del!
I hope you liked the writing in Alan Wake though, I did.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited January 2011
Enchanted Arms was decent when it came out because RPG's on the 360 were so rare.
It's one my all time list, but then again it's so recent it's at the front of my mind.
Oh wait, Indigo Prophecy. Obviously. But everyone should play that game. That terrible terrible game. Heavy Rain was terrible too, it was just also fantastic.
that's the best description of Heavy Rain ever.
I could make a convincing case that Heavy Rain is the worst written game of all time. God Of War is better written, because it achieves what it was supposed to and didn't reach for anything it couldn't achieve. Heavy Rain is an example of someone finding an ambition worthy of displaying how utterly unhindered by talent they are.
Tube can you do a Red Letter Media style review of Heavy Rain please
It's one my all time list, but then again it's so recent it's at the front of my mind.
Oh wait, Indigo Prophecy. Obviously. But everyone should play that game. That terrible terrible game. Heavy Rain was terrible too, it was just also fantastic.
that's the best description of Heavy Rain ever.
I could make a convincing case that Heavy Rain is the worst written game of all time. God Of War is better written, because it achieves what it was supposed to and didn't reach for anything it couldn't achieve. Heavy Rain is an example of someone finding an ambition worthy of displaying how utterly unhindered by talent they are.
Did you read the development blog? Dude must have been born loaded for how much development time he took up rewriting scenes.
OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
edited January 2011
It was a lot more than that image. But that happens within the first 5 minutes of the game. That screenshot looks a lot cleaner than I remember it too, I thought it was all jaggy and ugly.
The only pizza contests I join are in Yo! Noid.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
edited January 2011
i always confuse enchanted arms and eternal sonata
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
The parts of the game where you just talked to a dude and weren't expected to play the entirely fucking atrocious game were adequate.
I thought except for the bad story, those parts were fantastic.
I think someone should do a TC where all the action sequences are replaced with multiple choice text boxes.
You see the embassy. What do you do?
>be all stealthy and shit
You're being stealthy as hell bro, way to spend those points. Do you want to keep sneaking?
>yes
You full on sneak past some dudes. You can break their necks if you want
>yeah do that
KAPOW those guys are fucked
>awesome
yeah you rule. You see the boss, keep sneaking?
>no no stop sneaking and pull a gun out
Some shit goes down! Shoot the guy or what?
>yeah shoot him in the head and shit
You full on miss bro, it's terrible. You have like one point in that
>shithawks
He totally fucks you up. Still though, cutscene now. You can talk your way out of this, I believe in you
>yeah, cheers
It's one my all time list, but then again it's so recent it's at the front of my mind.
Oh wait, Indigo Prophecy. Obviously. But everyone should play that game. That terrible terrible game. Heavy Rain was terrible too, it was just also fantastic.
that's the best description of Heavy Rain ever.
I could make a convincing case that Heavy Rain is the worst written game of all time. God Of War is better written, because it achieves what it was supposed to and didn't reach for anything it couldn't achieve. Heavy Rain is an example of someone finding an ambition worthy of displaying how utterly unhindered by talent they are.
The parts of the game where you just talked to a dude and weren't expected to play the entirely fucking atrocious game were adequate.
I thought except for the bad story, those parts were fantastic.
I think someone should do a TC where all the action sequences are replaced with multiple choice text boxes.
You see the embassy. What do you do?
>be all stealthy and shit
You're being stealthy as hell bro, way to spend those points. Do you want to keep sneaking?
>yes
You full on sneak past some dudes. You can break their necks if you want
>yeah do that
KAPOW those guys are fucked
>awesome
yeah you rule. You see the boss, keep sneaking?
>no no stop sneaking and pull a gun out
Some shit goes down! Shoot the guy or what?
>yeah shoot him in the head and shit
You full on miss bro, it's terrible. You have like one point in that
>shithawks
He totally fucks you up. Still though, cutscene now. You can talk your way out of this, I believe in you
>yeah, cheers
I am sad now because there aren't any games like this(somebody prove me wrong please)
The parts of the game where you just talked to a dude and weren't expected to play the entirely fucking atrocious game were adequate.
I thought except for the bad story, those parts were fantastic.
I think someone should do a TC where all the action sequences are replaced with multiple choice text boxes.
You see the embassy. What do you do?
>be all stealthy and shit
You're being stealthy as hell bro, way to spend those points. Do you want to keep sneaking?
>yes
You full on sneak past some dudes. You can break their necks if you want
>yeah do that
KAPOW those guys are fucked
>awesome
yeah you rule. You see the boss, keep sneaking?
>no no stop sneaking and pull a gun out
Some shit goes down! Shoot the guy or what?
>yeah shoot him in the head and shit
You full on miss bro, it's terrible. You have like one point in that
>shithawks
He totally fucks you up. Still though, cutscene now. You can talk your way out of this, I believe in you
>yeah, cheers
You're next to a hot redhead on the plane.
>totally mack on her
Fuck yeah bro. She's all sultry and shit. Now you're in Taipei.
>go meet this dude who knows shit
He's reenacting Reservoir dogs. You start making out with him.
>what
His touch is like velvet against your skin.
> no stop
Every touch is sends pleasurable shocks coursing through your body.
The parts of the game where you just talked to a dude and weren't expected to play the entirely fucking atrocious game were adequate.
I thought except for the bad story, those parts were fantastic.
I think someone should do a TC where all the action sequences are replaced with multiple choice text boxes.
You see the embassy. What do you do?
>be all stealthy and shit
You're being stealthy as hell bro, way to spend those points. Do you want to keep sneaking?
>yes
You full on sneak past some dudes. You can break their necks if you want
>yeah do that
KAPOW those guys are fucked
>awesome
yeah you rule. You see the boss, keep sneaking?
>no no stop sneaking and pull a gun out
Some shit goes down! Shoot the guy or what?
>yeah shoot him in the head and shit
You full on miss bro, it's terrible. You have like one point in that
>shithawks
He totally fucks you up. Still though, cutscene now. You can talk your way out of this, I believe in you
>yeah, cheers
I am sad now because there aren't any games like this(somebody prove me wrong please)
Well, orik's game and to some extent my game and LA Noire all seem to be touching on similar themes to that.
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My son, Grayson always laughs when I play that part. I guess it sounds close enough.
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jason?!
jason
jason...
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
I tried playing it, but it was so choppy. I can run Crysis on this at full settings, yet that was choppy.
I guess I was spared.
I hear the Adirondacks are nice this time of year.
*pulls out a totally cartoonish ice cream cone*
that scene was hilarious
i was totally with it until the ice cream cone bit
nobody pulls a three-scoop cone out of their back pocket
that's the best description of Heavy Rain ever.
your opinions on games are the most entertaining opinions I have ever seen
keep it up
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
I could make a convincing case that Heavy Rain is the worst written game of all time. God Of War is better written, because it achieves what it was supposed to and didn't reach for anything it couldn't achieve. Heavy Rain is an example of someone finding an ambition worthy of displaying how utterly unhindered by talent they are.
Enchanted Arms is straight up the worst game I've ever played. It is a normal JRPG, but you almost immediately go to this carnival and suddenly you are talking to a cardboard cutout man with the face of a giant pizza. Fuck that game.
edit: Your description is Heavy Rain sounds just like Ctrl+Alt+Del!
I hope you liked the writing in Alan Wake though, I did.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
Tube can you do a Red Letter Media style review of Heavy Rain please
Did you read the development blog? Dude must have been born loaded for how much development time he took up rewriting scenes.
The only pizza contests I join are in Yo! Noid.
It's easy. Just remember, I've never played Eternal Sonata.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
Why haven't I thought of this before now?!
I thought except for the bad story, those parts were fantastic.
I don't know. Seems obvious to me.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
I think someone should do a TC where all the action sequences are replaced with multiple choice text boxes.
You see the embassy. What do you do?
>be all stealthy and shit
You're being stealthy as hell bro, way to spend those points. Do you want to keep sneaking?
>yes
You full on sneak past some dudes. You can break their necks if you want
>yeah do that
KAPOW those guys are fucked
>awesome
yeah you rule. You see the boss, keep sneaking?
>no no stop sneaking and pull a gun out
Some shit goes down! Shoot the guy or what?
>yeah shoot him in the head and shit
You full on miss bro, it's terrible. You have like one point in that
>shithawks
He totally fucks you up. Still though, cutscene now. You can talk your way out of this, I believe in you
>yeah, cheers
I love you, dude.
I am sad now because there aren't any games like this(somebody prove me wrong please)
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You're next to a hot redhead on the plane.
>totally mack on her
Fuck yeah bro. She's all sultry and shit. Now you're in Taipei.
>go meet this dude who knows shit
He's reenacting Reservoir dogs. You start making out with him.
>what
His touch is like velvet against your skin.
> no stop
Every touch is sends pleasurable shocks coursing through your body.
Well, orik's game and to some extent my game and LA Noire all seem to be touching on similar themes to that.
what should I get?
avatar accessories
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
That might be difficult