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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    NotASenator wrote: »
    VALVEjunkie wrote: »
    alright well then I am getting those three games ASAP

    That might be difficult

    >:|

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Mine isn't really.

    dammit, I'm trying to work up some hype.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2011
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Lewie P's Stepdad wrote: »
    NotASenator wrote: »
    Lewie P's Stepdad wrote: »
    The parts of the game where you just talked to a dude and weren't expected to play the entirely fucking atrocious game were adequate.

    I thought except for the bad story, those parts were fantastic.

    I think someone should do a TC where all the action sequences are replaced with multiple choice text boxes.

    You see the embassy. What do you do?
    >be all stealthy and shit
    You're being stealthy as hell bro, way to spend those points. Do you want to keep sneaking?
    >yes
    You full on sneak past some dudes. You can break their necks if you want
    >yeah do that
    KAPOW those guys are fucked
    >awesome
    yeah you rule. You see the boss, keep sneaking?
    >no no stop sneaking and pull a gun out
    Some shit goes down! Shoot the guy or what?
    >yeah shoot him in the head and shit
    You full on miss bro, it's terrible. You have like one point in that
    >shithawks
    He totally fucks you up. Still though, cutscene now. You can talk your way out of this, I believe in you
    >yeah, cheers

    You're next to a hot redhead on the plane.
    >totally mack on her
    Fuck yeah bro. She's all sultry and shit. Now you're in Taipei.
    >go meet this dude who knows shit
    He's reenacting Reservoir dogs. You start making out with him.
    >what
    His touch is like velvet against your skin.
    > no stop
    Every touch is sends pleasurable shocks coursing through your body.

    This is great

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    NotASenator wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Mine isn't really.

    dammit, I'm trying to work up some hype.
    I have trouble maintaining an erection when I feel pressured. You know this.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    eat it

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    NotASenator wrote: »
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    Mine isn't really.

    dammit, I'm trying to work up some hype.
    I have trouble maintaining an erection when I feel pressured. You know this.

    I'd say that I have intimate knowledge of this fact, but it never got that far, did it, Karl?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Maybe if you stopped publishing press releases every time we got drunk..

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    ARGH MY BLOG'S ACTING STUPID AND I HATE EVERYONE

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    What? What are you playing, Shoe? Why did they steal the Weyland Yutani logo?

    edit: Nevermind, I am too stupid to read sigs.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    anybody up for a rousing game of alien swarm

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Have they done anything with that in the past four months?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    nope

    but it's on my list!

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    i really enjoy it. if you hold off on it for a couple weeks I'll play it with you on my new PC.

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    It was super fun until you stream-lined the entire one campaign. I wonder if any solid community maps ever came out.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    i really enjoy it. if you hold off on it for a couple weeks I'll play it with you on my new PC.

    I have to play it now because that's how the alphabet rolls

    but I will certainly play it with you in two weeks

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    stupid blog, giving me the infinite load

    nobody gives kuribo's t. shoe the infinite load

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    alright shoe if you give it like half an hour I will swarm aliens with you

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2011
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    I will name all my children Jason because of Heavy Rain

    My son, Grayson always laughs when I play that part. I guess it sounds close enough.

    my name is jason, making that part fucking infuriating

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    fuck alright make that an hour at least my dad needs the computer still

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2011
    I like how david chase is like, "man, what do ladies even think like...I bet they think you go girl! when they do something right, heh! also they'd probably slut it up to solve a crime, I think"

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't even know why I enjoyed Heavy Rain. It was like waking up nude next to a burly circus midget with one eye and a club foot and remembering nothing of the night before except a strange sensation of boundless pleasure.

    Alpha Protocol's lip sync is just slightly off from its VO and it is seriously ruining that game for me.

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    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    cage. as in the actor.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    hey guys remember that stupid fucking thing where Ethan woke up with an origami figure in his hand for no reason

    and do you remember the deleted scene that "explained" it but made it even dumber in the process

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    alright, I got on the other computer, we can swarm now

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2011
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    cage. as in the actor.

    oh right

    who the hell is david chase

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    i dont' remember an explanation. what was it?

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    i dont' remember an explanation. what was it?

    Roofied at an origami convention.

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    WATCH THIS SPACE.
  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    oh, that old standby

    when are game designers going to come up with something new

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    who's gonna come play Greed Corp right the fuck now?

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Orikaeshigitae wrote: »
    i dont' remember an explanation. what was it?

    really massive spoilers here

    also really massive stupidity
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxpdGB6Gbac

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  • InkyblotsInkyblots Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I beat Monkey Island but I used too many hints so it doesn't feel legit. Time for MI2!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    well my new blog post is up

    the images are fucked but I can't fix it because I can't get the site to work so I had to post it from my phone BUT DEAL WITH IT

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    alright I'm gonna join valvejunkie in some swarming of aliens

    anybody else is free to join up as well

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    hey guys come on to spots lets goooo

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Waaaaaaaaugh

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    bloooooorgh

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    alright forget you guys we goin TWO PLAYER

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    OnTheLastCastle wrote: »
    The dialogue choices in Alpha Protocol were kind of cool. It is the kind of game where I think if they got a sequel it would've been super great, but their first entry was slapdash.

    Enchanted Arms is straight up the worst game I've ever played. It is a normal JRPG, but you almost immediately go to this carnival and suddenly you are talking to a cardboard cutout man with the face of a giant pizza. Fuck that game.
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    I honestly couldn't even get that far before I turned it off. just terrible.

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 One of the multitude of Dans infesting this place Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    OnTheLastCastle wrote: »
    It was a lot more than that image. But that happens within the first 5 minutes of the game. That screenshot looks a lot cleaner than I remember it too, I thought it was all jaggy and ugly.

    The only pizza contests I join are in Yo! Noid.

    wait first five minutes? I don't remember that then. I got about an hour in, I think.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I have started a library of Steam games because I fear that when my kid is born, I will lose my basement command center of gaming and will need to be able to play on the computer hidden away somewhere.

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