Goddamnit my retarded niece is talking to me on Facebook
Go away
Or be less retarded
Propriety demands that I not be an asshole to you
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Solution: Don't add people to your Facebook you don't want to interact with. And if they get huffy? Tell them in the most condescending tone you can muster "Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous."
I know, I'm a genius. You're welcome.
I have no idea what makes you think someone shouldn't be offended
Lemme just stop you right here.
It's Facebook. I didn't say never talk to her again. I said don't friend people on Facebook you don't want on your Facebook. That is not the same thing as cutting all ties with someone.
So I guess now I'm going to say this to you- Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous.
Goddamnit my retarded niece is talking to me on Facebook
Go away
Or be less retarded
Propriety demands that I not be an asshole to you
arghhhwargarbl
Solution: Don't add people to your Facebook you don't want to interact with. And if they get huffy? Tell them in the most condescending tone you can muster "Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous."
I know, I'm a genius. You're welcome.
I have no idea what makes you think someone shouldn't be offended
Lemme just stop you right here.
It's Facebook. I didn't say never talk to her again. I said don't friend people on Facebook you don't want on your Facebook. That is not the same thing as cutting all ties with someone.
So I guess now I'm going to say this to you- Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous.
Huh, the iphone apparently really doesn't let you text from an alphanumeric keypad. Weird.
Well its more that there isn't a keypad, when you go to text it just pulls up an onscreen mini qwerty.
My phone (which is also keypad-less) has the option for full screen qwerty, mini qwerty, and alphanumeric. I just assumed other phones would be similar. I wouldn't want to try one handed texting while walking around with the qwerty, personally.
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Goddamnit my retarded niece is talking to me on Facebook
Go away
Or be less retarded
Propriety demands that I not be an asshole to you
arghhhwargarbl
Solution: Don't add people to your Facebook you don't want to interact with. And if they get huffy? Tell them in the most condescending tone you can muster "Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous."
I know, I'm a genius. You're welcome.
I have no idea what makes you think someone shouldn't be offended
Lemme just stop you right here.
It's Facebook. I didn't say never talk to her again. I said don't friend people on Facebook you don't want on your Facebook. That is not the same thing as cutting all ties with someone.
So I guess now I'm going to say this to you- Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous.
I dunno mate. I have someone on Facebook who is alwaaaays IMing me. And I have nothing to talk about with him. And I don't WANT to talk to him. It's really annoying. But you can't block someone on FB chat without defriending them, and that only works on people who a) never notice your facebook and b) have enough security to deal with it. And this person does not. I blocked him on AIM a while back because I was tired of him, and he switched to FB to pester me, dripping with the frantic OH GOD YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU shit that I cannot fucking deal with. No motherfucker, we just don't have anything to talk about! LEAVE ME ALONE
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Goddamnit my retarded niece is talking to me on Facebook
Go away
Or be less retarded
Propriety demands that I not be an asshole to you
arghhhwargarbl
Solution: Don't add people to your Facebook you don't want to interact with. And if they get huffy? Tell them in the most condescending tone you can muster "Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous."
I know, I'm a genius. You're welcome.
I have no idea what makes you think someone shouldn't be offended
Lemme just stop you right here.
It's Facebook. I didn't say never talk to her again. I said don't friend people on Facebook you don't want on your Facebook. That is not the same thing as cutting all ties with someone.
So I guess now I'm going to say this to you- Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous.
I dunno mate. I have someone on Facebook who is alwaaaays IMing me. And I have nothing to talk about with him. And I don't WANT to talk to him. It's really annoying. But you can't block someone on FB chat without defriending them, and that only works on people who a) never notice your facebook and b) have enough security to deal with it. And this person does not. I blocked him on AIM a while back because I was tired of him, and he switched to FB to pester me, dripping with the frantic OH GOD YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU shit that I cannot fucking deal with. No motherfucker, we just don't have anything to talk about! LEAVE ME ALONE
fine hakkes I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
ME TO BE GONE
FOREVER
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People need to grow the balls to just defriend somebody they don't like.
Also, they need the foresight to have two profiles, one that is public facing and family/work friendly, and one that is your seedy underbelly, that requires your total friendship to see ANYTHING.
And you NEVER cross polinate between the two groups. Don't even let people know you have two profiles.
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Let's play Mario Kart or something...
EDIT: It seems like you'd have to be looking at the phone, though, Rivs. Either that or I just don't have the dexterity to accurately hit a mini-qwerty touch screen key blind.
Goddamnit my retarded niece is talking to me on Facebook
Go away
Or be less retarded
Propriety demands that I not be an asshole to you
arghhhwargarbl
Solution: Don't add people to your Facebook you don't want to interact with. And if they get huffy? Tell them in the most condescending tone you can muster "Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous."
I know, I'm a genius. You're welcome.
I have no idea what makes you think someone shouldn't be offended
Lemme just stop you right here.
It's Facebook. I didn't say never talk to her again. I said don't friend people on Facebook you don't want on your Facebook. That is not the same thing as cutting all ties with someone.
So I guess now I'm going to say this to you- Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous.
*cue South Park episode*
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preacher, the way iPhone autocorrect works is it looks at whatever non-word you've typed and determines if any letters can be substituted for other adjacent letters such that it will form a real word
if this is possible, it will present the autocorrect option and if you press space or whatever, it will put that word in immediately.
this means that if you mistype a letter or type something weird it will often give you a different word altogether
it's actually kind of stupid and has no predictive or autocorrecting power beyond the button adjacence
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R.U.S.E.
STO
Need for Speed
Transformers: War for Cybertron
Left 4 Dead
Oblivion
Singularity
GTA IV
Hegemony: Philip of Macedon
Grand Ages: Rome
Europa Universalis III
Shatter
A few decent games but nothing that really demands my money at this time.
Bluh, got pulled away for a meeting. Thanks for the list, Incenjucar.
I'm gonna have to give some real thought to Transformers and Singularity.
One of the squad leaders in my platoon apparently has an estranged ex-wife who has a restraining order against him and his whole family preventing them from contacting her. She, however, can contact them, I assume for alimony or child support or something like that.
She needed to talk to him. However, she can't call him here on a government satellite phone network. So she got the word to his family that he needed to call her. So he calls her. Next thing he knows, sheriff's deputies are scoping out his parents' house in the States and he's getting emails informing him that there is a warrant for his arrest, imploring him to turn himself in. And of course the ex-wife won't say a thing.
He's spent five hours today on the phone with lawyers and county officials trying to get it cleared up.
preacher, the way iPhone autocorrect works is it looks at whatever non-word you've typed and determines if any letters can be substituted for other adjacent letters such that it will form a real word
if this is possible, it will present the autocorrect option and if you press space or whatever, it will put that word in immediately.
this means that if you mistype a letter or type something weird it will often give you a different word altogether
it's actually kind of stupid and has no predictive or autocorrecting power beyond the button adjacence
Interesting, all I know is that typing game terms to my wife and such at Pax lead to a lot of weird words from languages I've never heard of.
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One of the squad leaders in my platoon apparently has an estranged ex-wife who has a restraining order against him and his whole family preventing them from contacting her. She, however, can contact them, I assume for alimony or child support or something like that.
She needed to talk to him. However, she can't call him here on a government satellite phone network. So she got the word to his family that he needed to call her. So he calls her. Next thing he knows, sheriff's deputies are scoping out his parents' house in the States and he's getting emails informing him that there is a warrant for his arrest, imploring him to turn himself in. And of course the ex-wife won't say a thing.
He's spent five hours today on the phone with lawyers and county officials trying to get it cleared up.
That would seem like a really easy situation to get resolved "Look she initiated contact and I responded to her, here are the records that indicate that."
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Goddamnit my retarded niece is talking to me on Facebook
Go away
Or be less retarded
Propriety demands that I not be an asshole to you
arghhhwargarbl
Solution: Don't add people to your Facebook you don't want to interact with. And if they get huffy? Tell them in the most condescending tone you can muster "Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous."
I know, I'm a genius. You're welcome.
I have no idea what makes you think someone shouldn't be offended
Lemme just stop you right here.
It's Facebook. I didn't say never talk to her again. I said don't friend people on Facebook you don't want on your Facebook. That is not the same thing as cutting all ties with someone.
So I guess now I'm going to say this to you- Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous.
I think, uh
Maybe you're just, uh
Perhaps you don't, uh
Fuck it
*snip*
Yes. Believing that Facebook isn't something that should be taken super seriously is the equivalent of having asperger's.
Bravo, Res. Bravo.
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Goddamnit my retarded niece is talking to me on Facebook
Go away
Or be less retarded
Propriety demands that I not be an asshole to you
arghhhwargarbl
Solution: Don't add people to your Facebook you don't want to interact with. And if they get huffy? Tell them in the most condescending tone you can muster "Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous."
I know, I'm a genius. You're welcome.
I have no idea what makes you think someone shouldn't be offended
Lemme just stop you right here.
It's Facebook. I didn't say never talk to her again. I said don't friend people on Facebook you don't want on your Facebook. That is not the same thing as cutting all ties with someone.
So I guess now I'm going to say this to you- Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous.
I dunno mate. I have someone on Facebook who is alwaaaays IMing me. And I have nothing to talk about with him. And I don't WANT to talk to him. It's really annoying. But you can't block someone on FB chat without defriending them, and that only works on people who a) never notice your facebook and b) have enough security to deal with it. And this person does not. I blocked him on AIM a while back because I was tired of him, and he switched to FB to pester me, dripping with the frantic OH GOD YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU shit that I cannot fucking deal with. No motherfucker, we just don't have anything to talk about! LEAVE ME ALONE
this sounds like an individual who fantasizes about you every day
I make a point to avoid my extended family. One time my mom gave my e-mail address to my aunt, and I daily got racist and insane chain e-mails. Every once and a while I check that e-mail inbox and FWOOOO that is some weird shit.
So about once every couple of months or so, I'll get a Facebook friend request from my aunt. I always ignore it because I don't need that shit in my Facebook experience.
In fact, I don't want anything to do with her and her crazy peers. I don't send "thank you" letters for gifts, I don't call to check in, I blatantly avoid her in every way possible.
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syndalisGetting ClassyOn the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Productsregular
edited December 2010
So ITT we learn that Hakks has a mentally unstable stalker who will likely give her the "Misery" treatment if she defriends him on Facebook.
Ahh, Zuckerberg; thank you for this grand invention of yours.
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edited December 2010
Spinerender
Binds when equipped
Thrown Thrown
1097 - 1646 Damage Speed 2.20
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+107 Agility
+161 Stamina
Requires Level 85
Item Level 359
Equip: Increases your hit rating by 72 (0.60% @ L85).
Equip: Increases your critical strike rating by 72 (0.40% @ L85).
????
die in the hottest fire, on the lonliest planet preach.
I make a point to avoid my extended family. One time my mom gave my e-mail address to my aunt, and I daily got racist and insane chain e-mails. Every once and a while I check that e-mail inbox and FWOOOO that is some weird shit.
So about once every couple of months or so, I'll get a Facebook friend request from my aunt. I always ignore it because I don't need that shit in my Facebook experience.
In fact, I don't want anything to do with her and her crazy peers. I don't send "thank you" letters for gifts, I don't call to check in, I blatantly avoid her in every way possible.
I keep getting facebook friend requests from my 7 year old niece. I'm not at all interested in keeping my facebook 7 year old friendly.
I had never heard that song, I'd heard about it, but never listened to it, made it about 45 seconds. How old is she? Those lyrics don't seem to line up with her age.
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Huh, the iphone apparently really doesn't let you text from an alphanumeric keypad. Weird.
Girl I knew in college who moved to Seattle a year or two before I did is online in gmail.
Hmmmmmm.....
Then again last time we hung out I ended up feeling incredibly awkward because everyone else in the room was taking bong hits....
Lemme just stop you right here.
It's Facebook. I didn't say never talk to her again. I said don't friend people on Facebook you don't want on your Facebook. That is not the same thing as cutting all ties with someone.
So I guess now I'm going to say this to you- Calm down, it's Facebook, stop being ridiculous.
ahahahahaha
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Oh, I think you'd be surprised
Well its more that there isn't a keypad, when you go to text it just pulls up an onscreen mini qwerty.
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noooo why would it?
Also the silliest thing is that Ps3 onscreen keyboard where it uses t9 when there's already a full qwerty virtual keyboard
YOU'RE SUCH A JUCAR YOU JUCAR!
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It's fun, but it's insane...
I dunno dude I've seen someone that I know pop up on one. The kind that's "Hook up with Girls from McComb" and Bam, there's her picture.
I think, uh
Maybe you're just, uh
Perhaps you don't, uh
Fuck it
My phone (which is also keypad-less) has the option for full screen qwerty, mini qwerty, and alphanumeric. I just assumed other phones would be similar. I wouldn't want to try one handed texting while walking around with the qwerty, personally.
I dunno mate. I have someone on Facebook who is alwaaaays IMing me. And I have nothing to talk about with him. And I don't WANT to talk to him. It's really annoying. But you can't block someone on FB chat without defriending them, and that only works on people who a) never notice your facebook and b) have enough security to deal with it. And this person does not. I blocked him on AIM a while back because I was tired of him, and he switched to FB to pester me, dripping with the frantic OH GOD YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU shit that I cannot fucking deal with. No motherfucker, we just don't have anything to talk about! LEAVE ME ALONE
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it is fun!
they're pretty cool
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
fine hakkes I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT
ME TO BE GONE
FOREVER
Also, they need the foresight to have two profiles, one that is public facing and family/work friendly, and one that is your seedy underbelly, that requires your total friendship to see ANYTHING.
And you NEVER cross polinate between the two groups. Don't even let people know you have two profiles.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
YOU JERRRRK
I do not. I have a Nokia 5800.
EDIT: It seems like you'd have to be looking at the phone, though, Rivs. Either that or I just don't have the dexterity to accurately hit a mini-qwerty touch screen key blind.
*cue South Park episode*
if this is possible, it will present the autocorrect option and if you press space or whatever, it will put that word in immediately.
this means that if you mistype a letter or type something weird it will often give you a different word altogether
it's actually kind of stupid and has no predictive or autocorrecting power beyond the button adjacence
NNID: Hakkekage
Bluh, got pulled away for a meeting. Thanks for the list, Incenjucar.
I'm gonna have to give some real thought to Transformers and Singularity.
One of the squad leaders in my platoon apparently has an estranged ex-wife who has a restraining order against him and his whole family preventing them from contacting her. She, however, can contact them, I assume for alimony or child support or something like that.
She needed to talk to him. However, she can't call him here on a government satellite phone network. So she got the word to his family that he needed to call her. So he calls her. Next thing he knows, sheriff's deputies are scoping out his parents' house in the States and he's getting emails informing him that there is a warrant for his arrest, imploring him to turn himself in. And of course the ex-wife won't say a thing.
He's spent five hours today on the phone with lawyers and county officials trying to get it cleared up.
Interesting, all I know is that typing game terms to my wife and such at Pax lead to a lot of weird words from languages I've never heard of.
pleasepaypreacher.net
That would seem like a really easy situation to get resolved "Look she initiated contact and I responded to her, here are the records that indicate that."
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Yes. Believing that Facebook isn't something that should be taken super seriously is the equivalent of having asperger's.
Bravo, Res. Bravo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymKLymvwD2U
this sounds like an individual who fantasizes about you every day
one of those
you know the ones
Oh hey Lud, guess who got a spinerender last night? THIS GUY!
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
So about once every couple of months or so, I'll get a Facebook friend request from my aunt. I always ignore it because I don't need that shit in my Facebook experience.
In fact, I don't want anything to do with her and her crazy peers. I don't send "thank you" letters for gifts, I don't call to check in, I blatantly avoid her in every way possible.
Ahh, Zuckerberg; thank you for this grand invention of yours.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Binds when equipped
Thrown Thrown
1097 - 1646 Damage Speed 2.20
(623.3 damage per second)
+107 Agility
+161 Stamina
Requires Level 85
Item Level 359
Equip: Increases your hit rating by 72 (0.60% @ L85).
Equip: Increases your critical strike rating by 72 (0.40% @ L85).
????
die in the hottest fire, on the lonliest planet preach.
I keep getting facebook friend requests from my 7 year old niece. I'm not at all interested in keeping my facebook 7 year old friendly.
ugh
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