would you like to live with me

potatoe

The Far Side wrote:

The Far Side wrote:

the house I live in now is worth roughly $700,000 now

bought at $200,000

that's nothing
we bought our summer home at $20,000
now just the empty lots around us are selling for close to $1,000,000 a piece

Meissnerd

Pkmoutl wrote:

Pony wrote:

i am considering moving out to victoria in a year or two if my girlfriend doesn't move to toronto first

because i'm pretty sure if i gotta endure more of this opposite-sides-of-the-continent shit i think my testicles will simply explode

the sonic boom will be heard for miles

every window in six blocks shattered

Where's Victoria?

The other side

EDIT: To the left

Quadrophenia

Sheri wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

Sheri wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

Sheri, where do you live.

Depends on the time of year.

I grew up living in the Maryland-side of the DC suburbs, though. When my parents sold our house, it went for nearly half a million dollars.

what

I only see that kind of money when I play Sim City

Yeah, I saw that and was like, 'O.O'

But living in that area is pretty ridiculously expensive. Which is why neither of my parents could afford to continue living there after they divorced.

In places like San Francisco, modest size houses go for a million. Real estate prices across America are wildly WILDLY different.

Shorty

Rankenphile wrote:

Shorty wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Shorty wrote:

We are evaluating this possibility. Whether we can do it depends on what kind of job Whippy gets when he gets here. I also need to sell my stupid Taurus and pay cash for an import with low mileage so that I can stop making payments and paying for full coverage insurance.

I hear that. How much you pay for full coverage?

250 a month. It sucks.

holy SHIT

got a couple accidents or something? I just got a car and I'm paying, like, $500 every 6 months!

No, I have a perfectly clean record and I drive a big goofy old man car. I'm just young so they think I'm going to start fucking up any day now. Or something.

potatoe

Pkmoutl wrote:

potatoe wrote:

Quadrophenia wrote:

Why is it that I laughed when I read "Flint"?

it's a common setting for uncle pk's strories

Actually, most of my stories are from Buffalo.

Admittedly, you could probably buy an entire block for $850 in Flint, but who would really want it?

"Hey, I bought all this for $850!"
"Wow. That is the biggest pile of McDonald cups I have ever seen. You're going to need a couple rakes, a wheelbarrow and a flamethrower just to get rid of all the garbage."
"Yeah, but it's mine!"
"Aces."

i said common because it makes me feel better about living in MI

MI, though

Redeemer

GOD IF I READ ABOUT ONE MORE PERSON MOVING TO THE WEST COAST-

Rankenphile

Shorty wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Shorty wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Shorty wrote:

We are evaluating this possibility. Whether we can do it depends on what kind of job Whippy gets when he gets here. I also need to sell my stupid Taurus and pay cash for an import with low mileage so that I can stop making payments and paying for full coverage insurance.

I hear that. How much you pay for full coverage?

250 a month. It sucks.

holy SHIT

got a couple accidents or something? I just got a car and I'm paying, like, $500 every 6 months!

No, I have a perfectly clean record and I drive a big goofy old man car. I'm just young so they think I'm going to start fucking up any day now. Or something.

dude I had two Negligent Driving 1st degree charges and paid less than that.

Seriously, seriously, seriously, who the fuck is your insurance company? Because you can easily do better.

Pony

Pkmoutl wrote:

Pony wrote:

i am considering moving out to victoria in a year or two if my girlfriend doesn't move to toronto first

because i'm pretty sure if i gotta endure more of this opposite-sides-of-the-continent shit i think my testicles will simply explode

the sonic boom will be heard for miles

every window in six blocks shattered

Where's Victoria?

okay see this



that should give you an idea of what i deal with

Meissnerd

Redeemer wrote:

GOD IF I READ ABOUT ONE MORE PERSON MOVING TO THE WEST COAST-

WE'RE GOING TO SEPARATE I SWEAR TO GOD

Tiger_ArmyGTR

Anyone wanna move in with me somewhere in Houston? i know of some damn decent 2 bedroom apartments for like 750 a month all bills paid + cable. I have a dog. His speeds are "Sup dudes?" and " OMFG I JUST GOT A BATH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!111!!!ONETY-ONE!!!11!"

Rankenphile

pony

for serious

if you ever go to victoria even just to visit

let me know

when you are all done humping and humping and humping your girl

I will come up and give you a high five

and we will probably freeze frame for a second in mid air

and there will be guitar solos

it will be so sweet I think I have a boner

Dog

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

there are tons and tons of dudes moving to the area

seriously one of you must want to live in a situation where i'll be able to hit on you and sneak in smooches on your face while you're sleeping

pic?

Shorty

Rankenphile wrote:

Shorty wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Shorty wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Shorty wrote:

We are evaluating this possibility. Whether we can do it depends on what kind of job Whippy gets when he gets here. I also need to sell my stupid Taurus and pay cash for an import with low mileage so that I can stop making payments and paying for full coverage insurance.

I hear that. How much you pay for full coverage?

250 a month. It sucks.

holy SHIT

got a couple accidents or something? I just got a car and I'm paying, like, $500 every 6 months!

No, I have a perfectly clean record and I drive a big goofy old man car. I'm just young so they think I'm going to start fucking up any day now. Or something.

dude I had two Negligent Driving 1st degree charges and paid less than that.

Seriously, seriously, seriously, who the fuck is your insurance company? Because you can easily do better.

Geico. I just paid my bill and realized I'm only paying 220. My bad. Anyway. I think the reason they are fucking me is because I was in the military. They talk about hooking us up but that's really only if you were e-4 or higher. E-3 and below they're like "Hey look at this irresponsible asshole I've never met and know nothing about, he'll probably get a DUI as he rolls off the lot LIABILITY."

potatoe

Pony wrote:

okay see this



that should give you an idea of what i deal with

best of luck to you, i dealt with that kind of distance for close to a year.
*keeses* to make it happen faster

Morkath

Pony wrote:

Pkmoutl wrote:

Pony wrote:

i am considering moving out to victoria in a year or two if my girlfriend doesn't move to toronto first

because i'm pretty sure if i gotta endure more of this opposite-sides-of-the-continent shit i think my testicles will simply explode

the sonic boom will be heard for miles

every window in six blocks shattered

Where's Victoria?

okay see this



that should give you an idea of what i deal with

Pony;

Protip- Don't go straight west, cut south then west and then north.
The mountain passes inWA suck pretty much year round, and get closed often.

Shorty

Rankenphile wrote:

pony

for serious

if you ever go to victoria even just to visit

let me know

when you are all done humping and humping and humping your girl

I will come up and give you a high five

and we will probably freeze frame for a second in mid air

and there will be guitar solos

it will be so sweet I think I have a boner

See, stuff like this is why everyone needs to rock out with Rank at least once.

Also he makes good food and his fiancee is a nice lady.

Edit: Oh also her sister might be there and she's cute.

Rankenphile

Shorty wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

pony

for serious

if you ever go to victoria even just to visit

let me know

when you are all done humping and humping and humping your girl

I will come up and give you a high five

and we will probably freeze frame for a second in mid air

and there will be guitar solos

it will be so sweet I think I have a boner

See, stuff like this is why everyone needs to rock out with Rank at least once.

Also he makes good food and his fiancee is a nice lady.

I don't even know where that guitar solo comes from

it just sort of happens

Pony

I'm going to be in Victoria on the 17th and 18th of this month

and then again on the 23rd and 24th

between then her and i will be in vancouver in our hotel room fucking like coked up rabbits

Pony

Morkath wrote:

Pony wrote:

Pkmoutl wrote:

Pony wrote:

i am considering moving out to victoria in a year or two if my girlfriend doesn't move to toronto first

because i'm pretty sure if i gotta endure more of this opposite-sides-of-the-continent shit i think my testicles will simply explode

the sonic boom will be heard for miles

every window in six blocks shattered

Where's Victoria?

okay see this



that should give you an idea of what i deal with

Pony;

Protip- Don't go straight west, cut south then west and then north.
The mountain passes inWA suck pretty much year round, and get closed often.

fucker

ponies don't drive

we fly

Shorty

Rankenphile wrote:

Shorty wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

pony

for serious

if you ever go to victoria even just to visit

let me know

when you are all done humping and humping and humping your girl

I will come up and give you a high five

and we will probably freeze frame for a second in mid air

and there will be guitar solos

it will be so sweet I think I have a boner

See, stuff like this is why everyone needs to rock out with Rank at least once.

Also he makes good food and his fiancee is a nice lady.

I don't even know where that guitar solo comes from

it just sort of happens

I imagine that every high-five guitar solo sounds just like the solo in the Armored Armadillo stage music from Mega Man X.

Pkmoutl

Rankenphile wrote:

Shorty wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

pony

for serious

if you ever go to victoria even just to visit

let me know

when you are all done humping and humping and humping your girl

I will come up and give you a high five

and we will probably freeze frame for a second in mid air

and there will be guitar solos

it will be so sweet I think I have a boner

See, stuff like this is why everyone needs to rock out with Rank at least once.

Also he makes good food and his fiancee is a nice lady.

I don't even know where that guitar solo comes from

it just sort of happens

You didn't do that shit for me at PAX.

I feel cheated.

Rankenphile

Pony wrote:

I'm going to be in Victoria on the 17th and 18th of this month

and then again on the 23rd and 24th

between then her and i will be in vancouver in our hotel room fucking like coked up rabbits

shit

I gotta get a mufuckin passport any more to go to victoria I just realized

motherfucking passport buncha bullshit

Litejedi

Mulysa and I are thinking of moving to Seattle. I, because I am a pretentious asshole who hates middle america. Her, because she hates snow and apparently it's just rainy out there. The only thing stopping me from taking you up on your offer is the following:
1) I don't want to move to Seattle yet.

2) Shorty hates Mulysa, a lot. Or used to. I haven't been following As the Social Entropy Turns recently.

Pony

Rankenphile wrote:

Pony wrote:

I'm going to be in Victoria on the 17th and 18th of this month

and then again on the 23rd and 24th

between then her and i will be in vancouver in our hotel room fucking like coked up rabbits

shit

I gotta get a mufuckin passport any more to go to victoria I just realized

motherfucking passport buncha bullshit

good luck getting one before then

pretty backed up

Morkath

Pony wrote:

Morkath wrote:

Pony wrote:

Pkmoutl wrote:

Pony wrote:

i am considering moving out to victoria in a year or two if my girlfriend doesn't move to toronto first

because i'm pretty sure if i gotta endure more of this opposite-sides-of-the-continent shit i think my testicles will simply explode

the sonic boom will be heard for miles

every window in six blocks shattered

Where's Victoria?

okay see this



that should give you an idea of what i deal with

Pony;

Protip- Don't go straight west, cut south then west and then north.
The mountain passes inWA suck pretty much year round, and get closed often.

fucker

ponies don't drive

we fly

Oh la de da, excuse me rich boy!

j/k, if I ever have to go back east I'm flying too. Fuck ever making that drive again.

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

He's a Pegasus pony

Rankenphile

Pkmoutl wrote:

You didn't do that shit for me at PAX.

I feel cheated.

man you didn't even acknowledge me until like the third time I was introduced to you

no wonder the guitar solo didn't go off

also, you were with a nice lady

the guitar solo is usually pretty shy around nice ladies

TheBlackWind

Redeemer wrote:

GOD IF I READ ABOUT ONE MORE PERSON MOVING TO THE WEST COAST-

Seriously, East Coast represent

Shorty

Litejedi wrote:

Mulysa and I are thinking of moving to Seattle. I, because I am a pretentious asshole who hates middle america. Her, because she hates snow and apparently it's just rainy out there. The only thing stopping me from taking you up on your offer is the following:
1) I don't want to move to Seattle yet.

2) Shorty hates Mulysa, a lot. Or used to. I haven't been following As the Social Entropy Turns recently.

Here I'll file this one in the ever-growing "Hey I would do this but..." folder.

Pony

Morkath wrote:

Pony wrote:

Morkath wrote:

Pony wrote:

Pkmoutl wrote:

Pony wrote:

i am considering moving out to victoria in a year or two if my girlfriend doesn't move to toronto first

because i'm pretty sure if i gotta endure more of this opposite-sides-of-the-continent shit i think my testicles will simply explode

the sonic boom will be heard for miles

every window in six blocks shattered

Where's Victoria?

okay see this



that should give you an idea of what i deal with

Pony;

Protip- Don't go straight west, cut south then west and then north.
The mountain passes inWA suck pretty much year round, and get closed often.

fucker

ponies don't drive

we fly

Oh la de da, excuse me rich boy!

j/k, if I ever have to go back east I'm flying too. Fuck ever making that drive again.

i am not rich

in fact i'm quite poor

i get by with incredible scavenging skills and willing to make sacrifices

however

my girlfriend

well

i ain't sayin' i'm a gold digga

but i ain't

shit

god damn racism ban

Rankenphile

Pony wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Pony wrote:

I'm going to be in Victoria on the 17th and 18th of this month

and then again on the 23rd and 24th

between then her and i will be in vancouver in our hotel room fucking like coked up rabbits

shit

I gotta get a mufuckin passport any more to go to victoria I just realized

motherfucking passport buncha bullshit

good luck getting one before then

pretty backed up

I know

Vivixenne

Rankenphile wrote:

Pony wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Pony wrote:

I'm going to be in Victoria on the 17th and 18th of this month

and then again on the 23rd and 24th

between then her and i will be in vancouver in our hotel room fucking like coked up rabbits

shit

I gotta get a mufuckin passport any more to go to victoria I just realized

motherfucking passport buncha bullshit

good luck getting one before then

pretty backed up

I know

STAB!

Rankenphile

Vivixenne wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Pony wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Pony wrote:

I'm going to be in Victoria on the 17th and 18th of this month

and then again on the 23rd and 24th

between then her and i will be in vancouver in our hotel room fucking like coked up rabbits

shit

I gotta get a mufuckin passport any more to go to victoria I just realized

motherfucking passport buncha bullshit

good luck getting one before then

pretty backed up

I know

STAB!

COUNTERSTAB

Nucsh

Oh shits

Vivixenne

Oh, fuck off, Nucsh. FUCK OFF.

Meissnerd

hahaha, nusch you asshole. How many times have you done that.

Sheri

You douche.

tugga

oh shi-

:rotate:

Rankenphile

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tiger_ArmyGTR

Vivixenne wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Pony wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Pony wrote:

I'm going to be in Victoria on the 17th and 18th of this month

and then again on the 23rd and 24th

between then her and i will be in vancouver in our hotel room fucking like coked up rabbits

shit

I gotta get a mufuckin passport any more to go to victoria I just realized

motherfucking passport buncha bullshit

good luck getting one before then

pretty backed up

I know

STAB!

you know i saw you had left a message here and thought to myself, " i bet she's a'stabbin' somebody."