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[Phalla]hammer 40K - Day 10: Game Over! Necron Victory!!

FaranguFarangu I am a beardy manWith a beardy planRegistered User regular
edited January 2011 in Critical Failures
“Sit down, child. Have you tended to your duties? Good. Then I will tell you a story this night.”

“But Father Gu! I told my friends that I would-”

The elderly man stamps his foot down. “Not this night. For your uncle Burnage and I have talked, and decided that this is a story you should hear.”

“What? When did Crazy Uncle Burnage get here?”

From behind the father, a man stood up. “That's right. It's important for you realize I'M NOT CRAZY BUT THERE ARE THINGS OUT THERE THAT WILL FLAY THE FLESH RIGHT OFF YOU-”

“Settle, brother. No-one is saying you're crazy.”

The child raised his hand. “I am.”

The father stamps his foot again. “ANYWAY, tonight you shall hear the story of the fall of Neo Khartoum.”

“Oh, but I've heard about that in my Glorious Emperor Beneficial History Lessons. The Dark Angels stood gloriously against legions of foes.”

The father began to hold his head. His brother asked, “What have they been teaching my nephew?!”

Father Gu shook his head. “Errors and falsehoods. See, boy, we were on that planet, long ago.”

The boy's eyebrows rose. “You were?”

“Yes. And we saw things both great and terrible. And we learned lessons that must not be forgotten...”

The year is 991.M41, 40,000 years in the future. The world of Neo Khartoum has produced many great war machines for the Imperium of Man, beset on all sides by the menace of Xenos, and the insidious forces of Chaos. For long, this world has resided on the frontline and flourished, protected by the local chapter of Space Marines known as the Dark Angels, superhuman soldiers fanatically loyal to the Emperor of Man, and the planetary garrison of Imperial Guard, normal human soldiers who face the horrors of the galaxy with unmatched heroism and bravery.

But now, the balance has changed. The Dark Angels have been called away to assist the Ultramarines with their campaign against Tau expansion, leaving the garrison dangerously undermanned. The enemies of Man sense this shift, and begin their infiltration of the world, plotting first steps of a campaign which would ultimately spell the fall of Man. But there is hope...

Phallahammer 40K

What is this?

This is a Phalla game for 50 players. If you don't know how to play, the rules are here.

Who's hosting this shindig?

Burnage and myself.

Burnage Oh God OH GOD

Indeed.

So what twisted concoction has he thought up this time?

Hmm...That would spoil the fun. The game itself, however, is pretty standard: Village vs. Mafia.

So...Where's the twist?

You know how, right around here, people can usually say what you don't have to worry about in terms of mechanics in play? Well, here: You can always play to your original win condition.

That's it??

That's it. Vote close is at 1 AM GMT, i.e. 7 PM CST. One vote post and one non-vote post required each day; That's your only warning.

Other rules:

No screenshotting or direct quoting of your role PM or any other information the hosts send you (except to players that you begin the game masoned with). You are allowed to paraphrase, if you want.

Burnage and myself must be invited to any proboards made.

Dead players may not converse with living players and vice versa, here or on any proboards, or any other place. When you die, whatever you know dies with you. You are allowed one Ghost Post, but it may not contain any game information.

Voting is done in bold red. Retracting can be done in bold lime but is not required, just re-vote.

Clarifications should be asked in bold orange.

Current Clarifications:

Knowledge of WH40K is not required to play.

Order of Actions:
Vote --> Manipulative actions (role blocks, seers, etc.) -- > Defensive actions --> Offensive actions


Generic PM:
You are a Conscript! The Imperial Guard has never shied away from artificially bolstering its numbers in time of need, and this certainly qualifies. With your deadly-in-large-quantities lasgun and flak armor, you step forth to defend all that you know and love.

You win when the mafia is repelled.

Player list:

1. Kime - Imperial Guard Commissar
2. Zandracon - Dark Angel Techmarine
3. Arivia - Dark Angel Apothecary
4. cj iwakura - Sister of Battle
5. Spoit - Enginseer
6. Kellie - Techpriest Engineer
7. Revnin
8. CaptainPlanet82 - Eldar Harlequin
9. Alegis - Daemonhunter Inquisitor
10. Dunadan019 - Confessor
11. MaxFrost - Psyker
12. The [strike]Anonymous[/strike] Ender - Flayed One
13. mascara305
14. Tipsy - Chosen of Nurgle
15. pezzy
16. romanqwerty
17. Sir Fabulous
18. Savant - Dark Angel Chaplain
19. Infidel - Dark Eldar Haemonculi
20. 3clipse - Rune Priest
21. Matev - Delaque Broker
22. Megatin - Vindicare Assassin!
23. Void Slayer - Chosen of Malal
24. Cynic Jester - Chosen of Khorne
25. Ringo - Brood Brother
26. Stew_Stick - Chosen of Slaanesh
27. SeGaTai - Illuminati
28. samurai6966 - Van Saar Medic
29. immortal squish - Dark Angel Scout
30. simulacrum - Cypher
31. Wildcat - Imperial Guard General
32. TheLawinator - Goliath Ganger
33. Kias
34. thatguy00 - Chosen of Tzeentch
35. ShadowThomas - Genestealer Patriarch
36. JaysonFour - Psyker
37. Phyphor
38. Darian - Planetary Governor
39. jimtopia - The Bloodthirster
40. Extermatott - Carnifex
41. Teucrian - Adeptus Arbites Arbitrator
42. Shalmelo
43. Rend - Dark Angel Librarian
44. sterling3763
45. lonelyahava - Adeptus Mechanicus Genetor
46. Jackisreal
47. Ryadic - Genestealer Magus
48. Alt_Raven - Techpriest

49. Mr. Defecation
50. Dragon6860 - Imperial Guard Scout

Day 1:

Ringo - Brood Brother
Wildcat - Imperial Guard General


Day 2:

jimtopia - Bloodthirster(vote)
Cynic Jester - The Chosen of Khorne(found with bolter holes in him)

Spoit - Enginseer(eviscerated)
3clipse - Rune Priest(skin flensed off)
Kime - Imperial Guard Commissar(fatal case of axe-in-face)


Day 3:


tipsy (Chosen of Nurgle) - executed by public demand

Teucrian (Adeptus Arbites Arbitrator) - torn apart by a power sword
Infidel (Dark Eldar Haemonculi) - flayed alive, died in ecstasy

Day 4:

Simulacrum (Cypher) - Vanished mysteriously
Rend (Dark Angel Librarian) - taken down by the forces of Chaos
Arivia (Dark Angel Apothecary) - embraced by darkness
Alt_Raven (Techpriest) - flayed alive
MaxFrost (Psyker) - mind exploded from the power of the Warp
Stew_stick (Chosen of Slaneesh) - destroyed by Psycannon
Shadowthomas (Genestealer Patriarch) - torn in two by power sword

Day 5:

The Ender - Flayed One(public execution)
LonelyAhava - Adeptus Mechanicus Genetor(taken down by the Tyranid swarm)
Dunadan019 - Confessor(embraced by darkness)
JaysonFour - Psyker(mind exploded by the powers of the Warp)
Zandracon - Dark Angel Techmarine(INACTIVUS HUNGERS)
Immortal Squish - Dark Angel Scout(INACTIVUS HUNGERS)


Day 6:

Extermatott (Carnifex) - executed by public demand
Void Slayer (Chosen of Malal) - backstabbed and shot by Psycannon
Kellie (Techpriest Engineer) - torn apart by the forces of Chaos
Dragon6860 (Imperial Guard Scout) - eaten whole

SeGaTai (Illuminati) - flayed alive
Matev (Delaque Broker) - embraced by darkness
Lawinator (Goliath Ganger) - THE SPIRIT OF INACTIVUS CROSSED THE THRESHOLD OF THE WARP
Samurai6966 (Van Saar Medic) - THE SPIRIT OF INACTIVUS CROSSED THE THRESHOLD OF THE WARP


The Returned
The Ender

Day 7:

Ryadic (Genestealer Magus) - executed by public demand
CJ Iwakura (Sister of Battle) - torn apart by Genestealers
Alegis (Daemonhunter Inquisitor) - flayed alive


Day 8:

Darian (Planetary Governor) - Executed
thatguy00 (Chosen of Tzeentch) - Torn in two by a power sword
Savant (Dark Angels Chaplain) - Flayed alive
Mr Defecation (Servitor) - Torn apart by the forces of Chaos


Record Of The Victorious
Revnin - Pariah
Sterling3673 - Necron Lord
romanqwerty - Wraith
The [strike]Anonymous[/strike] Ender - Flayed One
Mascara305 - Nightbringer

Megatin (Vindicare Assassin) - Evacuated upon successful completion of objective
CaptainPlanet82 (Eldar Harlequin) - danced away in laughter

Farangu on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Weee sign up!

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kime!

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited December 2010
    gonna go kime hunting

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    edited December 2010
    !For the Emperor

    By that I mean burn the rest.

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I've heard about these "burnage phallas" before...

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  • KellieKellie Registered User
    edited December 2010
    I'm excited!

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    edited December 2010
    signup

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    This will be interesting.

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    edited December 2010
    signing up

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    When in deadly danger,
    when beset by doubt,
    run in little circles,
    wave your arms and shout.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    why not

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  • MaxFrostMaxFrost Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I AM SOOO IN

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Ladies and gentlemen...I have a confession to make.

    I have never played or watched a game of Warhammer in my life, and I sure as hell don't know the rules or spend money on the game.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Burnage wrote: »
    This will be interesting.
    We are soooo screwed :lol:.

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Technically, I don't have the money either.

    Like that's going to stop me

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    edited December 2010
    Sign up!!!

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  • TipsyTipsy Registered User
    edited December 2010
    Me Too!!!

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  • pezzypezzy Registered User
    edited December 2010
    I'm in

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    edited December 2010
    Up Sign

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Blood for the [strike]Blood God[/strike] Emperor!

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    edited December 2010
    !Sign up

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'm back!

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    40K Burnage Phalla?

    FUCK.

    YES.

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    YaYa wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON
  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It'll be a blast, surely.

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    There's literally no way this game can be not awesome.

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    YaYa wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON
  • KellieKellie Registered User
    edited December 2010
    mascara305 wrote: »
    Sign up!!!

    YAY!

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  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Motherfucking Signing up in this bitch!

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    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
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  • MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sign Up!

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    As the mind is to the body,
    So the soul is to the spirit.
    As death is to mortal man,
    So failure to the immortal.
    Thus is the price of all phalla.

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  • Cynic JesterCynic Jester Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    A Burnage phalla?

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    But the universe is a big place and, whatever happens, your !Signup will not be missed ...

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  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    His will be done.

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  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    !signup

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Farangu wrote: »
    Knowledge of WH40K is not required to play.

    But it might help.

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  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited December 2010
    I see Arivia is playing. It's been awhile since we've had the chance to kill each other.

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    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • immortal squishimmortal squish Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Me = All Up Ins

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Also, Happy New Year everyone!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    !Wildcat

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I can feel the Infidel overtaking me ... it is a good pain!

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  • simulacrumsimulacrum Call me Remi Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It is better to die for the emperor, than live for yourself

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