“Sit down, child. Have you tended to your duties? Good. Then I will tell you a story this night.”
“But Father Gu! I told my friends that I would-”
The elderly man stamps his foot down. “Not this night. For your uncle Burnage and I have talked, and decided that this is a story you should hear.”
“What? When did Crazy Uncle Burnage get here?”
From behind the father, a man stood up. “That's right. It's important for you realize I'M NOT CRAZY BUT THERE ARE THINGS OUT THERE THAT WILL FLAY THE FLESH RIGHT OFF YOU-”
“Settle, brother. No-one is saying you're crazy.”
The child raised his hand. “I am.”
The father stamps his foot again. “ANYWAY, tonight you shall hear the story of the fall of Neo Khartoum.”
“Oh, but I've heard about that in my Glorious Emperor Beneficial History Lessons. The Dark Angels stood gloriously against legions of foes.”
The father began to hold his head. His brother asked, “What have they been teaching my nephew?!”
Father Gu shook his head. “Errors and falsehoods. See, boy, we were on that planet, long ago.”
The boy's eyebrows rose. “You were?”
“Yes. And we saw things both great and terrible. And we learned lessons that must not be forgotten...”
The year is 991.M41, 40,000 years in the future. The world of Neo Khartoum has produced many great war machines for the Imperium of Man, beset on all sides by the menace of Xenos, and the insidious forces of Chaos. For long, this world has resided on the frontline and flourished, protected by the local chapter of Space Marines known as the Dark Angels, superhuman soldiers fanatically loyal to the Emperor of Man, and the planetary garrison of Imperial Guard, normal human soldiers who face the horrors of the galaxy with unmatched heroism and bravery.
But now, the balance has changed. The Dark Angels have been called away to assist the Ultramarines with their campaign against Tau expansion, leaving the garrison dangerously undermanned. The enemies of Man sense this shift, and begin their infiltration of the world, plotting first steps of a campaign which would ultimately spell the fall of Man. But there is hope...
What is this?
This is a Phalla game for 50 players. If you don't know how to play, the rules are here.
Who's hosting this shindig?
Burnage and myself.
Burnage Oh God OH GOD
So what twisted concoction has he thought up this time?
Hmm...That would spoil the fun. The game itself, however, is pretty standard: Village vs. Mafia.
So...Where's the twist?
You know how, right around here, people can usually say what you don't have to worry about in terms of mechanics in play? Well, here: You can always play to your original win condition.
That's it. Vote close is at 1 AM GMT, i.e. 7 PM CST.
One vote post and one non-vote post required each day; That's your only warning.
No screenshotting or direct quoting of your role PM or any other information the hosts send you (except to players that you begin the game masoned with). You are allowed to paraphrase, if you want.
Burnage and myself must be invited to any proboards made.
Dead players may not converse with living players and vice versa, here or on any proboards, or any other place. When you die, whatever you know dies with you. You are allowed one Ghost Post, but it may not contain any game information.
Voting is done in bold red
. Retracting can be done in bold lime
but is not required, just re-vote.
Clarifications should be asked in bold orange.
Knowledge of WH40K is not required to play.
Order of Actions:
Vote --> Manipulative actions (role blocks, seers, etc.) -- > Defensive actions --> Offensive actions
You are a Conscript! The Imperial Guard has never shied away from artificially bolstering its numbers in time of need, and this certainly qualifies. With your deadly-in-large-quantities lasgun and flak armor, you step forth to defend all that you know and love.
You win when the mafia is repelled.
1. Kime - Imperial Guard Commissar
2. Zandracon - Dark Angel Techmarine
3. Arivia - Dark Angel Apothecary
4. cj iwakura - Sister of Battle
5. Spoit - Enginseer
6. Kellie - Techpriest Engineer
8. CaptainPlanet82 - Eldar Harlequin
9. Alegis - Daemonhunter Inquisitor
10. Dunadan019 - Confessor
11. MaxFrost - Psyker
12. The [strike]Anonymous[/strike] Ender - Flayed One
14. Tipsy - Chosen of Nurgle
17. Sir Fabulous
18. Savant - Dark Angel Chaplain
19. Infidel - Dark Eldar Haemonculi
20. 3clipse - Rune Priest
21. Matev - Delaque Broker
22. Megatin - Vindicare Assassin!
23. Void Slayer - Chosen of Malal
24. Cynic Jester - Chosen of Khorne
25. Ringo - Brood Brother
26. Stew_Stick - Chosen of Slaanesh
27. SeGaTai - Illuminati
28. samurai6966 - Van Saar Medic
29. immortal squish - Dark Angel Scout
30. simulacrum - Cypher
31. Wildcat - Imperial Guard General
32. TheLawinator - Goliath Ganger
34. thatguy00 - Chosen of Tzeentch
35. ShadowThomas - Genestealer Patriarch
36. JaysonFour - Psyker
38. Darian - Planetary Governor
39. jimtopia - The Bloodthirster
40. Extermatott - Carnifex
41. Teucrian - Adeptus Arbites Arbitrator
43. Rend - Dark Angel Librarian
45. lonelyahava - Adeptus Mechanicus Genetor
47. Ryadic - Genestealer Magus
48. Alt_Raven - Techpriest
49. Mr. Defecation
50. Dragon6860 - Imperial Guard Scout
Ringo - Brood Brother
Wildcat - Imperial Guard General
jimtopia - Bloodthirster(vote)
Cynic Jester - The Chosen of Khorne(found with bolter holes in him)
Spoit - Enginseer(eviscerated)
3clipse - Rune Priest(skin flensed off)
Kime - Imperial Guard Commissar(fatal case of axe-in-face)
tipsy (Chosen of Nurgle) - executed by public demand
Teucrian (Adeptus Arbites Arbitrator) - torn apart by a power sword
Infidel (Dark Eldar Haemonculi) - flayed alive, died in ecstasy
Simulacrum (Cypher) - Vanished mysteriously
Rend (Dark Angel Librarian) - taken down by the forces of Chaos
Arivia (Dark Angel Apothecary) - embraced by darkness
Alt_Raven (Techpriest) - flayed alive
MaxFrost (Psyker) - mind exploded from the power of the Warp
Stew_stick (Chosen of Slaneesh) - destroyed by Psycannon
Shadowthomas (Genestealer Patriarch) - torn in two by power sword
The Ender - Flayed One(public execution)
LonelyAhava - Adeptus Mechanicus Genetor(taken down by the Tyranid swarm)
Dunadan019 - Confessor(embraced by darkness)
JaysonFour - Psyker(mind exploded by the powers of the Warp)
Zandracon - Dark Angel Techmarine(INACTIVUS HUNGERS)
Immortal Squish - Dark Angel Scout(INACTIVUS HUNGERS)
Extermatott (Carnifex) - executed by public demand
Void Slayer (Chosen of Malal) - backstabbed and shot by Psycannon
Kellie (Techpriest Engineer) - torn apart by the forces of Chaos
Dragon6860 (Imperial Guard Scout) - eaten whole
SeGaTai (Illuminati) - flayed alive
Matev (Delaque Broker) - embraced by darkness
Lawinator (Goliath Ganger) - THE SPIRIT OF INACTIVUS CROSSED THE THRESHOLD OF THE WARP
Samurai6966 (Van Saar Medic) - THE SPIRIT OF INACTIVUS CROSSED THE THRESHOLD OF THE WARP
Ryadic (Genestealer Magus) - executed by public demand
CJ Iwakura (Sister of Battle) - torn apart by Genestealers
Alegis (Daemonhunter Inquisitor) - flayed alive
Darian (Planetary Governor) - Executed
thatguy00 (Chosen of Tzeentch) - Torn in two by a power sword
Savant (Dark Angels Chaplain) - Flayed alive
Mr Defecation (Servitor) - Torn apart by the forces of Chaos
Record Of The Victorious
Revnin - Pariah
Sterling3673 - Necron Lord
romanqwerty - Wraith
The [strike]Anonymous[/strike] Ender - Flayed One
Mascara305 - Nightbringer
Megatin (Vindicare Assassin) - Evacuated upon successful completion of objective
CaptainPlanet82 (Eldar Harlequin) - danced away in laughter