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The end of Harry Potter (release date)

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The asian witch comes back and she and Ginny get into a cat fight, all casting disappearing spells on each other's clothes and spilling warm oil from the spell cabinet before Harry comes up and goes "Ladies, please, there's plenty of me to go around."

    Then Voldermort comes out from hiding and attacks Harry, but Harry just grabs Draco Malfoy and stabs him through Voldy's heart and chucks both his enemies into a fire to warm up the room for him and the two girls.

    I've read the first draft, this is exactly how it happens.

    Wait

    Are you saying that Harry just picks up Draco and uses him to stab Voldemort much like one would pick up a knife to stab someone

    How does he do this

    Does he throw Draco like some kind of human javelin or something

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    SniperGuy wrote:
    Also:


    [realspoiler:7b9c93700a]Tywin had the least honorable death ever.[/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]

    Well he did kinda deserve it.

    [realspoiler:7b9c93700a]Goin' down like Elvis, cept stabbed too.[/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]

    Seriously, it was so fitting for him.

    [realspoiler:7b9c93700a]I'm more excited about how Tyrion and Jaime deal with each other from that point on. Duel to the death between them soon?[/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]

    [realspoiler:7b9c93700a]With Jaime losing his hand, it would actually be a fair fight. Also, what the fuck is up with Catelyn at the end? Where is that going to go I wonder.[/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]

    [realspoiler:7b9c93700a]Is Breinne dead or alive?[/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]
    I'm fairly sure she is alive at the end of the book. I don't think she is going to die there.

    I dunno dude. It was all [realspoiler:7b9c93700a]She's about to die, she says 1 word, the end![/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]
    Knowing him... she's dead. But maybe not.

    God I love that man so much.

    Callius on
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arcibi wrote:
    The asian witch comes back and she and Ginny get into a cat fight, all casting disappearing spells on each other's clothes and spilling warm oil from the spell cabinet before Harry comes up and goes "Ladies, please, there's plenty of me to go around."

    Then Voldermort comes out from hiding and attacks Harry, but Harry just grabs Draco Malfoy and stabs him through Voldy's heart and chucks both his enemies into a fire to warm up the room for him and the two girls.

    I've read the first draft, this is exactly how it happens.

    Wait

    Are you saying that Harry just picks up Draco and uses him to stab Voldemort much like one would pick up a knife to stab someone

    How does he do this

    Does he throw Draco like some kind of human javelin or something

    I don't know

    But I like it

    Tossrock on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arcibi wrote:
    The asian witch comes back and she and Ginny get into a cat fight, all casting disappearing spells on each other's clothes and spilling warm oil from the spell cabinet before Harry comes up and goes "Ladies, please, there's plenty of me to go around."

    Then Voldermort comes out from hiding and attacks Harry, but Harry just grabs Draco Malfoy and stabs him through Voldy's heart and chucks both his enemies into a fire to warm up the room for him and the two girls.

    I've read the first draft, this is exactly how it happens.

    Wait

    Are you saying that Harry just picks up Draco and uses him to stab Voldemort much like one would pick up a knife to stab someone

    How does he do this

    Does he throw Draco like some kind of human javelin or something
    Well that sort of thing is really left up to the reader. Poetic license and all. I like to think it's symbolic. He metaphorically picks up Draco and plunges him through the evil wizard's heart to symbolize the human condition and Harry's inner struggles.

    Also I would give author-lady a sandwich if it turned out Harry had just gone totally schitzo from the abuses his uncle, aunt and cousin put him through and Hogwarts is just an elaborate fantasy within his mind, therefore all of the characters within are just aspects of Harry's own psyche.

    TankHammer on
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You know what sucks? I will have to buy this book and finish the whole damn thing before looking at the internet again, just because some dick will try to spoiler it.

    Gafoto on
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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arcibi wrote:
    The asian witch comes back and she and Ginny get into a cat fight, all casting disappearing spells on each other's clothes and spilling warm oil from the spell cabinet before Harry comes up and goes "Ladies, please, there's plenty of me to go around."

    Then Voldermort comes out from hiding and attacks Harry, but Harry just grabs Draco Malfoy and stabs him through Voldy's heart and chucks both his enemies into a fire to warm up the room for him and the two girls.

    I've read the first draft, this is exactly how it happens.

    Wait

    Are you saying that Harry just picks up Draco and uses him to stab Voldemort much like one would pick up a knife to stab someone

    How does he do this

    Does he throw Draco like some kind of human javelin or something
    Well that sort of thing is really left up to the reader. Poetic license and all. I like to think it's symbolic. He metaphorically picks up Draco and plunges him through the evil wizard's heart to symbolize the human condition and Harry's inner struggles.

    Also I would give author-lady a sandwich if it turned out Harry had just gone totally schitzo from the abuses his uncle, aunt and cousin put him through and Hogwarts is just an elaborate fantasy within his mind, therefore all of the characters within are just aspects of Harry's own
    psyche.

    I don't know, I kind of like the javelin thing

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    I wish it had been titled Harry Potter and the Death of Harry Potter.

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  • MightyMighty Omeganaut '15 '16 '17 NebraskaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    I wish it had been titled Harry Potter and the Death of Harry Potter.
    Harry Potter and the Sorority Panty Raid
    This time, Hes serious!! "accio UNDERPANTS"

    Mighty on
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn I can handle myself. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    YAY.

    Sara Lynn on
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'd hit it.

    Gafoto on
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  • omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    YAY.

    pm tits

    Callius on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man, if Daniel Radcliffe was a couple years older...

    Redeemer on
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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Man, if Daniel Radcliffe was a couple years older...
    He's 17. That is old enough.

    <3 on
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There is going to be extravagant amounts of rage when the ending of this book is posted all over the internet, or tshirt-hell releases another "So and so dies on page 137"

    Grandaddy Delicious on
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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Sara Lynn wrote:
    YAY.

    pm tits

    I already staked my claim

    Gafoto on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Man, if Daniel Radcliffe was a couple years older...

    You'll have to wait a year at most. Besides, I'm almost certain he's gay.

    Darth Waiter on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There is going to be extravagant amounts of rage when the ending of this book is posted all over the internet, or tshirt-hell releases another "So and so dies on page 137"
    I'm planning to stay off the internet until I finish reading.

    <3 on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Man, if Daniel Radcliffe was a couple years older...

    You'll have to wait a year at most. Besides, I'm almost certain he's gay.
    Good, because Redeemer ain't no woman.

    TankHammer on
  • omega71omega71 Too old for a title, too ornery to care. Sacramento, CaliRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Man, if Daniel Radcliffe was a couple years older...

    You'll have to wait a year at most. Besides, I'm almost certain he's gay.

    My gaydar totally went off...He did shape up to be pretty good looking for a kid..

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Good, because Redeemer ain't no woman.

    He's all man.

    Darth Waiter on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    omega71 wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Man, if Daniel Radcliffe was a couple years older...

    You'll have to wait a year at most. Besides, I'm almost certain he's gay.

    My gaydar totally went off...He did shape up to be pretty good looking for a Brit..

    TankHammer on
  • SlyJokerSlyJoker Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    omega71 wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Man, if Daniel Radcliffe was a couple years older...

    You'll have to wait a year at most. Besides, I'm almost certain he's gay.

    My gaydar totally went off...He did shape up to be pretty good looking for a Brit..

    Gay or not, he is a terrible actor.

    SlyJoker on
  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    There are many good looking british dudes. like Daniel Craig.

    <3 on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Good, because Redeemer ain't no woman.

    He's all man.

    110% MAN

    Redeemer on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Good, because Redeemer ain't no woman.

    He's all man.

    110% MAN
    The extra 10% is a surprise few get to find out about.

    TankHammer on
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer snags some more unsuspecting dudes.

    Gafoto on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gafoto wrote:
    Redeemer snags some more unsuspecting dudes.

    Well, he knows how to cast a line, so....

    Darth Waiter on
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gafoto wrote:
    Redeemer snags some more unsuspecting dudes.

    Well, he knows how to cast a line, so....

    Would he want them to bite?

    Gafoto on
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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gafoto wrote:
    Gafoto wrote:
    Redeemer snags some more unsuspecting dudes.

    Well, he knows how to cast a line, so....

    Would he want them to bite?

    All so he could reel them in on his championship rod.

    Darth Waiter on
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I hope they all get burned for witchcraft, m i rite

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  • superjoesuperjoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gafoto wrote:
    You know what sucks? I will have to buy this book and finish the whole damn thing before looking at the internet again, just because some dick will try to spoiler it, and someone else will ruin it for me anyway.

    fixed for accuracy

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    superjoe wrote:
    Gafoto wrote:
    You know what sucks? I will have to buy this book and finish the whole damn thing before looking at the internet again, just because some dick will try to spoiler it, and someone else will ruin it for me anyway.

    fixed for accuracy
    Don't get the book on release night, some kids might drive by and shout out the twist ending at you. Have it mailed to your house and then lock yourself away for a day with the power out, reading it by lantern-light.

    Because you're a big queer for Harry Potter.

    TankHammer on
  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I've gotta buy it on release so noone ruins it for me like YTMND...

    I may just stop using the internet for a week before it is released

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  • SecretSquirrelSecretSquirrel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    superjoe wrote:
    Gafoto wrote:
    You know what sucks? I will have to buy this book and finish the whole damn thing before looking at the internet again, just because some dick will try to spoiler it, and someone else will ruin it for me anyway.

    fixed for accuracy
    Don't get the book on release night, some kids might drive by and shout out the twist ending at you. Have it mailed to your house and then lock yourself away for a day with the power out, reading it by lantern-light.

    Because you're a big queer for Harry Potter.

    Or some kid will be blabbing to everyone in line.

    SecretSquirrel on
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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    omega71 wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Man, if Daniel Radcliffe was a couple years older...

    You'll have to wait a year at most. Besides, I'm almost certain he's gay.

    My gaydar totally went off...He did shape up to be pretty good looking for a Brit..

    :x

    Janson on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm pretty glad I wasn't an SEer when I was reading Half Blood Prince

    Redeemer on
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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    I'm pretty glad I wasn't an SEer when I was reading Half Blood Prince
    Same here. Although I had is spoiled by some arse who had it in his sig.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote:
    omega71 wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    Man, if Daniel Radcliffe was a couple years older...

    You'll have to wait a year at most. Besides, I'm almost certain he's gay.

    My gaydar totally went off...He did shape up to be pretty good looking for a Brit..

    :x
    I'm sorry. The English are a lovely people. Not physically of course but inside.

    In things like culture and literature and delicious cheeses...

    TankHammer on
  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    No but seriously you never get an entire race of people who are 'ugly' or 'good-looking' and the ratio evens out pretty much everywhere

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