The asian witch comes back and she and Ginny get into a cat fight, all casting disappearing spells on each other's clothes and spilling warm oil from the spell cabinet before Harry comes up and goes "Ladies, please, there's plenty of me to go around."
Then Voldermort comes out from hiding and attacks Harry, but Harry just grabs Draco Malfoy and stabs him through Voldy's heart and chucks both his enemies into a fire to warm up the room for him and the two girls.
I've read the first draft, this is exactly how it happens.
Wait
Are you saying that Harry just picks up Draco and uses him to stab Voldemort much like one would pick up a knife to stab someone
How does he do this
Does he throw Draco like some kind of human javelin or something
[realspoiler:7b9c93700a]Tywin had the least honorable death ever.[/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]
Well he did kinda deserve it.
[realspoiler:7b9c93700a]Goin' down like Elvis, cept stabbed too.[/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]
Seriously, it was so fitting for him.
[realspoiler:7b9c93700a]I'm more excited about how Tyrion and Jaime deal with each other from that point on. Duel to the death between them soon?[/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]
[realspoiler:7b9c93700a]With Jaime losing his hand, it would actually be a fair fight. Also, what the fuck is up with Catelyn at the end? Where is that going to go I wonder.[/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]
[realspoiler:7b9c93700a]Is Breinne dead or alive?[/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]
I'm fairly sure she is alive at the end of the book. I don't think she is going to die there.
I dunno dude. It was all [realspoiler:7b9c93700a]She's about to die, she says 1 word, the end![/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]
Knowing him... she's dead. But maybe not.
God I love that man so much.
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The asian witch comes back and she and Ginny get into a cat fight, all casting disappearing spells on each other's clothes and spilling warm oil from the spell cabinet before Harry comes up and goes "Ladies, please, there's plenty of me to go around."
Then Voldermort comes out from hiding and attacks Harry, but Harry just grabs Draco Malfoy and stabs him through Voldy's heart and chucks both his enemies into a fire to warm up the room for him and the two girls.
I've read the first draft, this is exactly how it happens.
Wait
Are you saying that Harry just picks up Draco and uses him to stab Voldemort much like one would pick up a knife to stab someone
How does he do this
Does he throw Draco like some kind of human javelin or something
The asian witch comes back and she and Ginny get into a cat fight, all casting disappearing spells on each other's clothes and spilling warm oil from the spell cabinet before Harry comes up and goes "Ladies, please, there's plenty of me to go around."
Then Voldermort comes out from hiding and attacks Harry, but Harry just grabs Draco Malfoy and stabs him through Voldy's heart and chucks both his enemies into a fire to warm up the room for him and the two girls.
I've read the first draft, this is exactly how it happens.
Wait
Are you saying that Harry just picks up Draco and uses him to stab Voldemort much like one would pick up a knife to stab someone
How does he do this
Does he throw Draco like some kind of human javelin or something
Well that sort of thing is really left up to the reader. Poetic license and all. I like to think it's symbolic. He metaphorically picks up Draco and plunges him through the evil wizard's heart to symbolize the human condition and Harry's inner struggles.
Also I would give author-lady a sandwich if it turned out Harry had just gone totally schitzo from the abuses his uncle, aunt and cousin put him through and Hogwarts is just an elaborate fantasy within his mind, therefore all of the characters within are just aspects of Harry's own psyche.
You know what sucks? I will have to buy this book and finish the whole damn thing before looking at the internet again, just because some dick will try to spoiler it.
The asian witch comes back and she and Ginny get into a cat fight, all casting disappearing spells on each other's clothes and spilling warm oil from the spell cabinet before Harry comes up and goes "Ladies, please, there's plenty of me to go around."
Then Voldermort comes out from hiding and attacks Harry, but Harry just grabs Draco Malfoy and stabs him through Voldy's heart and chucks both his enemies into a fire to warm up the room for him and the two girls.
I've read the first draft, this is exactly how it happens.
Wait
Are you saying that Harry just picks up Draco and uses him to stab Voldemort much like one would pick up a knife to stab someone
How does he do this
Does he throw Draco like some kind of human javelin or something
Well that sort of thing is really left up to the reader. Poetic license and all. I like to think it's symbolic. He metaphorically picks up Draco and plunges him through the evil wizard's heart to symbolize the human condition and Harry's inner struggles.
Also I would give author-lady a sandwich if it turned out Harry had just gone totally schitzo from the abuses his uncle, aunt and cousin put him through and Hogwarts is just an elaborate fantasy within his mind, therefore all of the characters within are just aspects of Harry's own
psyche.
There is going to be extravagant amounts of rage when the ending of this book is posted all over the internet, or tshirt-hell releases another "So and so dies on page 137"
There is going to be extravagant amounts of rage when the ending of this book is posted all over the internet, or tshirt-hell releases another "So and so dies on page 137"
I'm planning to stay off the internet until I finish reading.
You know what sucks? I will have to buy this book and finish the whole damn thing before looking at the internet again, just because some dick will try to spoiler it, and someone else will ruin it for me anyway.
You know what sucks? I will have to buy this book and finish the whole damn thing before looking at the internet again, just because some dick will try to spoiler it, and someone else will ruin it for me anyway.
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Don't get the book on release night, some kids might drive by and shout out the twist ending at you. Have it mailed to your house and then lock yourself away for a day with the power out, reading it by lantern-light.
You know what sucks? I will have to buy this book and finish the whole damn thing before looking at the internet again, just because some dick will try to spoiler it, and someone else will ruin it for me anyway.
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Don't get the book on release night, some kids might drive by and shout out the twist ending at you. Have it mailed to your house and then lock yourself away for a day with the power out, reading it by lantern-light.
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Wait
Are you saying that Harry just picks up Draco and uses him to stab Voldemort much like one would pick up a knife to stab someone
How does he do this
Does he throw Draco like some kind of human javelin or something
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I dunno dude. It was all [realspoiler:7b9c93700a]She's about to die, she says 1 word, the end![/realspoiler:7b9c93700a]
Knowing him... she's dead. But maybe not.
God I love that man so much.
I don't know
But I like it
Also I would give author-lady a sandwich if it turned out Harry had just gone totally schitzo from the abuses his uncle, aunt and cousin put him through and Hogwarts is just an elaborate fantasy within his mind, therefore all of the characters within are just aspects of Harry's own psyche.
I don't know, I kind of like the javelin thing
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This time, Hes serious!! "accio UNDERPANTS"
pm tits
I already staked my claim
You'll have to wait a year at most. Besides, I'm almost certain he's gay.
My gaydar totally went off...He did shape up to be pretty good looking for a kid..
He's all man.
Gay or not, he is a terrible actor.
110% MAN
Well, he knows how to cast a line, so....
Would he want them to bite?
All so he could reel them in on his championship rod.
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Because you're a big queer for Harry Potter.
I may just stop using the internet for a week before it is released
Or some kid will be blabbing to everyone in line.
:x
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