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The Celebrated Jumping [chat] of Calaveras County

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Baby boomers killed my parents.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Baby Boomers dropped the rope suspending Catherine the Great's horse.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm trying to convince IR to play Assassin's Creed 2.

    Try harder!

    Was AC1 ever played at your house?

    Yes, but it belonged to a roommate so I don't own it.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Baby boomers didn't shoot Franz Ferdinand, but they were driving his car at the time.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    zombie have you fucked your hot friend who always hits on you yet

    I haven't, but we spooned for like an hour the other day

    things are complicated right now. she has feelings for me but also some other guy, plus I'm leaving the country and we don't have the same future in mind at the moment. but we've talked about it, and maybe somewhere down the line we'll meet up again.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    <3 feral

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Baby Boomers admitted Missouri as a slave state.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYsEnISr7KU&feature=related

    Huh. This happened in like two days.

    (edit: video is out of sync. annoying. do not watch.)

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    zombie have you fucked your hot friend who always hits on you yet

    I haven't, but we spooned for like an hour the other day

    things are complicated right now. she has feelings for me but also some other guy, plus I'm leaving the country and we don't have the same future in mind at the moment. but we've talked about it, and maybe somewhere down the line we'll meet up again.

    None of this is conducive to just hitting it.

    Just once! C'mon!

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Baby boomers raised a bunch of unruly, disrespectful children.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Baby boomers didn't shoot Franz Ferdinand, but they were driving his car at the time.

    Ah man I love that band too

    what assholes.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm trying to convince IR to play Assassin's Creed 2.

    Try harder!

    Was AC1 ever played at your house?

    Yes, but it belonged to a roommate so I don't own it.

    If IR enjoyed AC1 at all, AC2 was everything good about it with more.

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Damn DBZ is such a bad show. Waaay back when I was a retail monkey I had to work with a guy who loved the show and was always talking about it. Everyone in the store was so happy when he got fired for sexual harrassment and generally being a total sleaze.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011

    Is it just me or does he look like a longer faced obama?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Baby Boomers drew up the Versailles Treaty.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    zombie have you fucked your hot friend who always hits on you yet

    I haven't, but we spooned for like an hour the other day

    things are complicated right now. she has feelings for me but also some other guy, plus I'm leaving the country and we don't have the same future in mind at the moment. but we've talked about it, and maybe somewhere down the line we'll meet up again.

    None of this is conducive to just hitting it.

    Just once! C'mon!

    I tried, no luck :(

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    zombie have you fucked your hot friend who always hits on you yet

    I haven't, but we spooned for like an hour the other day

    things are complicated right now. she has feelings for me but also some other guy, plus I'm leaving the country and we don't have the same future in mind at the moment. but we've talked about it, and maybe somewhere down the line we'll meet up again.

    None of this is conducive to just hitting it.

    Just once! C'mon!

    I tried, no luck :(


    Sorry :(

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh man AC2
    the altair flashback

    totes remembered my old route up the acre wall

    was at least as surprised as desmond when altair stabbed the lady with his penis

    the glyph business is weird as hell

    I bet this is what paranoid schizophrenia feels like

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Baby boomers led the Romans against King Phyrrus.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Baby Boomers turned me into a newt!

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Damn DBZ is such a bad show. Waaay back when I was a retail monkey I had to work with a guy who loved the show and was always talking about it. Everyone in the store was so happy when he got fired for sexual harrassment and generally being a total sleaze.
    Trust me, watch the parodies, they're hilarious.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    zombie have you fucked your hot friend who always hits on you yet

    I haven't, but we spooned for like an hour the other day

    things are complicated right now. she has feelings for me but also some other guy, plus I'm leaving the country and we don't have the same future in mind at the moment. but we've talked about it, and maybe somewhere down the line we'll meet up again.

    None of this is conducive to just hitting it.

    Just once! C'mon!

    I tried, no luck :(


    Sorry :(

    It's ok. We love each other a lot, things just aren't right for it to happen for the moment

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Baby boomers are Hitler clones residing as sleeper agents until they receive the signal deep from the heart of South America.

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Baby Boomers keep the metric system down. Really, they actually do through their voting habits.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    oh man AC2
    the altair flashback

    totes remembered my old route up the acre wall

    was at least as surprised as desmond when altair stabbed the lady with his penis

    the glyph business is weird as hell

    I bet this is what paranoid schizophrenia feels like

    The true lasting weapon of the assassin...

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • TarranonTarranon Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    baby boomers rode in tanks and held general's ranks while the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    zombie have you fucked your hot friend who always hits on you yet

    I haven't, but we spooned for like an hour the other day

    things are complicated right now. she has feelings for me but also some other guy, plus I'm leaving the country and we don't have the same future in mind at the moment. but we've talked about it, and maybe somewhere down the line we'll meet up again.

    None of this is conducive to just hitting it.

    Just once! C'mon!

    You gotta play 'Just the Tip" a little, see if she wants to subscribe fulltime

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    But man, that was so nice I can't even tell you

    I stroked her hair, she was falling asleep, there was nothing but us

    it was a really good feeling.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    oh man AC2
    the altair flashback

    totes remembered my old route up the acre wall

    was at least as surprised as desmond when altair stabbed the lady with his penis

    the glyph business is weird as hell

    I bet this is what paranoid schizophrenia feels like

    My favourite "this is a really stupid" idea about AC2's plot is that
    Altair used the Apple to extend his life, and we'll meet a 750 year old Altair in Desmond's time.

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  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tarranon wrote: »
    baby boomers rode in tanks and held general's ranks while the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank

    :lol: :^:

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Baby boomers are defined as people born in the 25-30 years after World War II.

    Am I doing this right?

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ooh, is this the part where I get to get all pissy and obnoxious because Zombie is getting some and I'm not? :P

    <3 Ya zombie, glad to hear you are getting some play.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    oh man AC2
    the altair flashback

    totes remembered my old route up the acre wall

    was at least as surprised as desmond when altair stabbed the lady with his penis

    the glyph business is weird as hell

    I bet this is what paranoid schizophrenia feels like

    the glyphs remind me of the notes my mom sends me only better written and more historically accurate

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  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Baby Boomers keep the metric system down. Really, they actually do through their voting habits.

    Baby Boomers made Steve Guttenberg a star.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elendil wrote: »
    oh man AC2
    the altair flashback

    totes remembered my old route up the acre wall

    was at least as surprised as desmond when altair stabbed the lady with his penis

    the glyph business is weird as hell

    I bet this is what paranoid schizophrenia feels like

    My favourite "this is a really stupid" idea about AC2's plot is that
    Altair used the Apple to extend his life, and we'll meet a 750 year old Altair in Desmond's time.

    Holy shit I love this stupid idea so much.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Ooh, is this the part where I get to get all pissy and obnoxious because Zombie is getting some and I'm not? :P

    <3 Ya zombie, glad to hear you are getting some play.

    Haha, thanks man. It speaks volumes about me that the part I like the most is the romance, not pounding each other

    well, maybe I do. I don't know yet :/

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  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Okay finished Knight and Day.

    That was really good and fun.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Clinton was the anti-boomer.

    He picked up chicks. Played sax. Stuck things in secretaries hoo-haas. Rescues attractive asian women from behind enemy lines in NK single-handedly.

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I figure pounding is better with romance and romance is better with pounding.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Okay finished Knight and Day.

    That was really good and fun.

    Glad you enjoyed it.

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