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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia, if you need a character generator for Shadowrun, let me know when I get home.

    Thomamelas on
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I am so jealous of you guys hanging together

    just so you know

    this is why you should move the THE GREATEST COUNTY IN THE WORLD

    you know we're Canadians right

    He probably thinks canada is just a county of America, explaining the confusion.
    Arivia wrote: »
    Daxon wrote: »
    I've never really understood popcorn. It just isn't nice to me. I'd much rather have those bacon snack things and a coke or just a roll of chocolate whatevers/bag of candy and a coke if I really must have something during the movie.

    daxon there are a lot of things you do not understand

    Yes, one of these being how your brain hasn't already melted from all that godawful music you listen to.

    Daxon on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arivia, you're in Toronto, right?

    about 45 minutes away, why?

    Arivia on
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    It's disturbing that a current justice on the Supreme Court thinks that the Constitution's guarantee of equal protection does not apply to women.
    Scalia wrote:
    Certainly the Constitution does not require discrimination on the basis of sex. The only issue is whether it prohibits it. It doesn't. Nobody ever thought that that's what it meant. Nobody ever voted for that. If the current society wants to outlaw discrimination by sex, hey we have things called legislatures, and they enact things called laws.

    Scalia periodically feels the need to prove himself to be a complete ass.

    I like that his writing reminds me of something you might find in an internet forum.

    Except he's not in his parents house. Oh and he has a job.

    His job is to troll an entire nation.

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also I need to go clothes shopping my Value Village jeans tore in the crotch D:

    :!!:

    Easy access!

    Wash on
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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arivia, if you need a character generator for Shadowrun, let me know when I get home.

    thanks for the opportunity but I did my 4e character by hand

    and I will be damned if I let the incestuous mess known as 3e cybershit to get the better of me

    Arivia on
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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Arivia, you're in Toronto, right?

    about 45 minutes away, why?

    I was just thinking, you know make-up stuff... and Cass wants to learn about make-up stuff...

    Sounds like a day-trip is what I'm saying.

    Passerbye on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    My boyfriend is like a little kid.

    He had so much fun running Dark Heresy he's like LET'S DO IT AGAIN ON SUNDAY!

    and I'm just like uuuuuuuuuugh Aaron not everyone has your boundless enthusiasm to do twice a week RPGs

    also Pony and Fluffy would you be mad if I recruited you to escort me into Sephora after Moxie's

    I need 1) companionship 2) someone who will stop me from falling into this trap where I desperately want the salesperson to like me and I walk out with $50 of stuff.

    i am down with that

    likewise

    Wash on
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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    quid

    quid i know you will see this

    <3

    Arch on
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Touche chat.

    Borders are open for you guys too though.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Oh my god, Pixar movies

    one of the worst movie-going decisions I've ever made was seeing Up with a bro in a theater full of children. I cried so fucking hard. And, bless his heart, the bro didn't say a word.

    WALL-E upset me pretty badly, never watching that again.

    i didn't cry, i just had that empty feeling of terrible sadness and i wanted to curl up and die

    Both Wall-E and UP made my quite upset, Up moreso however.
    Oh here's these two kids getting along together, then they fall in love and marry, but they can't have kids, but they're still happy and in love then WHAM SHE'S DEAD, HAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT FUCKERS!

    Well, generally speaking one half of a married couple is going to die first. It's not that they didn't have a long, full life together, they did, complete with measures of sad and happy times.

    The point of the film was that the old man acted like his life was essentially over after his wife died, and that he had nothing left ahead of him. The events of the film showed him that this was not true. And it did so brilliantly.

    Regina Fong on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arivia, if you need a character generator for Shadowrun, let me know when I get home.

    thanks for the opportunity but I did my 4e character by hand

    and I will be damned if I let the incestuous mess known as 3e cybershit to get the better of me

    I don't remember the rules for chrome changing radically but it's been a decade since I've played SR.

    Thomamelas on
  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    "Those bacon snack things?" Whut? What movie theater are you going to that serves bacon snacks?

    iTunesIsEvil on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Up made me smile big, but there was a lot in it I didn't like

    and summarily ignored because dug was so awesome and i need a puppy ohmygosh

    Arch on
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    Oh my god, Pixar movies

    one of the worst movie-going decisions I've ever made was seeing Up with a bro in a theater full of children. I cried so fucking hard. And, bless his heart, the bro didn't say a word.

    WALL-E upset me pretty badly, never watching that again.

    i didn't cry, i just had that empty feeling of terrible sadness and i wanted to curl up and die

    It's a great movie but for some reason the ending never felt, to me, like enough to make up for an hour and a half of this sad lonely robot struggling to get the girl he loves to notice him. The sweetness of it was a just a bit outweighed by depression.

    Did you watch the end credits? They were really happy and
    all about rebuilding civilisation and Earth

    Daxon on
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Arivia, if you need a character generator for Shadowrun, let me know when I get home.

    thanks for the opportunity but I did my 4e character by hand

    and I will be damned if I let the incestuous mess known as 3e cybershit to get the better of me

    I don't remember the rules for chrome changing radically but it's been a decade since I've played SR.

    haha having looked at them both in the last six hours yes yes they have

    also thanks for the idea passer but I unfortunately do not know stuff that well!

    Arivia on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also I need to go clothes shopping my Value Village jeans tore in the crotch D:

    :!!:

    Easy access!

    If I had a penis I would deliberately make the hole bigger and then walk around with my penis hanging out of my pants.

    I made Aaron close a door with his penis and I squealed with delight.

    I think I might make him buy me a strapon for our five year anniversery. Except eventually, one day, I'll want to do him in the butt. And oh God that is a dark road. I won't want to do it, I'll just need to. It'll be a dark compulsion to do him in the butt and put on a big silly voice and say things like I'M DROPPING LOADS.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I've got this mental image of the three of us walking into Sephora, Pony to Cass's right, me on her left. As she peruses, he and I keep watch, sunglasses on, arms crossed, expressions stern and foreboding. A plucky saleswoman approaches and asks "Miss, can I help you with any--" but before she can finish, I go "BACK OFF BITCH, SHE'S FINE" and Pony escorts her out of her own store.

    Wash on
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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2011
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    It's disturbing that a current justice on the Supreme Court thinks that the Constitution's guarantee of equal protection does not apply to women.
    Scalia wrote:
    Certainly the Constitution does not require discrimination on the basis of sex. The only issue is whether it prohibits it. It doesn't. Nobody ever thought that that's what it meant. Nobody ever voted for that. If the current society wants to outlaw discrimination by sex, hey we have things called legislatures, and they enact things called laws.

    I'm not seeing him opposing equal protection, I'm seeing him saying if you want it (since we don't fully have it yet), we need to make the laws for it. Sounds like he's saying we can't constantly go back to the well, that the Constitution isn't the answer to all our problems.

    I would agree with that except that he is, in fact, saying that the constitution does not guarantee equal protection for women

    and it does

    unless you don't think that a woman qualifies as a person, because that is what it says: "any person"

    Res on
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  • Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Both Wall-E and UP made my quite upset, Up moreso however.
    Oh here's these two kids getting along together, then they fall in love and marry, but they can't have kids, but they're still happy and in love then WHAM SHE'S DEAD, HAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT FUCKERS!

    It's a montage of a couple growing old together, what were you expecting? Yeah it's sad but they're like 80, it's not WHAM OUT OF NOWHERE.

    Psycho Internet Hawk on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Oh my god, Pixar movies

    one of the worst movie-going decisions I've ever made was seeing Up with a bro in a theater full of children. I cried so fucking hard. And, bless his heart, the bro didn't say a word.

    WALL-E upset me pretty badly, never watching that again.

    i didn't cry, i just had that empty feeling of terrible sadness and i wanted to curl up and die

    It's a great movie but for some reason the ending never felt, to me, like enough to make up for an hour and a half of this sad lonely robot struggling to get the girl he loves to notice him. The sweetness of it was a just a bit outweighed by depression.

    Did you watch the end credits? They were really happy and
    all about rebuilding civilisation and Earth

    I actively ignore that subplot. It was stupid and unnecessary, I just wanted to watch the robots.

    Wash on
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  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I made Aaron close a door with his penis and I squealed with delight.

    I think I might make him buy me a strapon for our five year anniversery. Except eventually, one day, I'll want to do him in the butt. And oh God that is a dark road. I won't want to do it, I'll just need to. It'll be a dark compulsion to do him in the butt and put on a big silly voice and say things like I'M DROPPING LOADS.
    I am sometimes very glad that I lurk around in [chat].

    :lol:

    iTunesIsEvil on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    Oh my god, Pixar movies

    one of the worst movie-going decisions I've ever made was seeing Up with a bro in a theater full of children. I cried so fucking hard. And, bless his heart, the bro didn't say a word.

    WALL-E upset me pretty badly, never watching that again.

    i didn't cry, i just had that empty feeling of terrible sadness and i wanted to curl up and die

    I can only understand that if you didn't watch the entire film.

    how it ends doesn't matter (i did watch the entire film)

    there's just a bit in it that really gets to me

    it's after EVE finds the plant and then clams up and WALL-E doesn't understand why and he tries to get her to communicate or react and he starts dragging her around and tries to hold her hand and pretend like she's still alert and stuff

    when i watched the movie for the first time in theaters, i was involved in a deeply unhealthy relationship with a woman who had severe psychological problems, and our relationship was in the process of imploding as she emotionally distanced herself from everyone and basically started giving up on improving at all

    she had become reclusive and withdrawn, and there was many, many times where i managed to cajole her into going out and doing something with me or with our friends and she'd just sit there kinda quiet and put up with things but not really interact at all

    there was no intimacy in our relationship, and if i attempted to kiss her or hold her hand, she wouldn't resist but she basically wouldn't do anything to participate, either

    one of the things i was dragging her out to do was this movie and when we got this part in the film, the way these little cartoon robots were sorta darkly mirroring our own fucked up relationship wasn't lost on her either and she started having an emotional breakdown in the theater.

    so uh

    not exactly happy memories

    Pony on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I agree with res

    here is the official wording
    All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

    So uh
    who is a person?

    what does that mean? are you arguing strictly founding father's intent? that is a dangerous argument there buddy

    Arch on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    T: pony

    shit man

    shit

    Arch on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    also thanks for the idea passer but I unfortunately do not know stuff that well!

    Dang. All the Musilm women in my life know plenty about make-up, but the transsexual ladies keep letting me down.

    Somewhere a bigoted person is crying over their broken stereotype and doesn't know why. :lol:

    Passerbye on
  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Oh my god, Pixar movies

    one of the worst movie-going decisions I've ever made was seeing Up with a bro in a theater full of children. I cried so fucking hard. And, bless his heart, the bro didn't say a word.

    WALL-E upset me pretty badly, never watching that again.

    i didn't cry, i just had that empty feeling of terrible sadness and i wanted to curl up and die

    It's a great movie but for some reason the ending never felt, to me, like enough to make up for an hour and a half of this sad lonely robot struggling to get the girl he loves to notice him. The sweetness of it was a just a bit outweighed by depression.

    Did you watch the end credits? They were really happy and
    all about rebuilding civilisation and Earth

    They added those in after test audiences expressed their belief that humanity would quickly perish after returning to Earth.

    Which is dumb, because the ship's reactor was still working so they could live out of it while they were rebuilding and the ship's computer had all the information and knowledge they needed to start rebuilding and farming. They would face a pretty harsh learning curve, but nothing they couldn't adapt to in the time before the ship started to crap out.

    Also, there were other ships out there too. Theirs was just the first to return.

    Regina Fong on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I just discovered the new 4e character builder.

    I do not like this.

    Quid on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Both Wall-E and UP made my quite upset, Up moreso however.
    Oh here's these two kids getting along together, then they fall in love and marry, but they can't have kids, but they're still happy and in love then WHAM SHE'S DEAD, HAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT FUCKERS!

    It's a montage of a couple growing old together, what were you expecting? Yeah it's sad but they're like 80, it's not WHAM OUT OF NOWHERE.

    I was expecting a scene in the montage where they're working in a chemistry lab on an immortality elixir, then they drink it, then they live happily together forever, the end.

    Richy on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I've got this mental image of the three of us walking into Sephora, Pony to Cass's right, me on her left. As she peruses, he and I keep watch, sunglasses on, arms crossed, expressions stern and foreboding. A plucky saleswoman approaches and asks "Miss, can I help you with any--" but before she can finish, I go "BACK OFF BITCH, SHE'S FINE" and Pony escorts her out of her own store.

    Oh my God let's go into some store where I clearly can't fit into any of the clothes and you guys will yell at them for not being able to service my needs and you can backhand one of the girls. See I got a gift certificate for this store in work and I went to this store in Yorkdale I figured I could buy like a scarf or something and when the sales associate saw me she literally curled her lip up, raised an eyebrow and said "We don't serve women of your size. Maybe you should check the men's section."

    Just fucking deck that bitch in the jaw

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    quid

    quid i know you will see this

    <3

    <3<3<3

    Quid on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    I agree with res

    here is the official wording
    All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

    So uh
    who is a person?

    what does that mean? are you arguing strictly founding father's intent? that is a dangerous argument there buddy

    Hmn. I'd be curious to see a fuller explanation from Scalia.

    Passerbye on
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Daxon wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    Oh my god, Pixar movies

    one of the worst movie-going decisions I've ever made was seeing Up with a bro in a theater full of children. I cried so fucking hard. And, bless his heart, the bro didn't say a word.

    WALL-E upset me pretty badly, never watching that again.

    i didn't cry, i just had that empty feeling of terrible sadness and i wanted to curl up and die

    It's a great movie but for some reason the ending never felt, to me, like enough to make up for an hour and a half of this sad lonely robot struggling to get the girl he loves to notice him. The sweetness of it was a just a bit outweighed by depression.

    Did you watch the end credits? They were really happy and
    all about rebuilding civilisation and Earth

    I actively ignore that subplot. It was stupid and unnecessary, I just wanted to watch the robots.

    But the robots ended up happily in love, helping the humans rebuild civilisation.

    What, possibly, could be sad about that?

    Daxon on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    I agree with res

    here is the official wording
    All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

    So uh
    who is a person?

    what does that mean? are you arguing strictly founding father's intent? that is a dangerous argument there buddy

    are you calling me right

    Res on
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    They added those in after test audiences expressed their belief that humanity would quickly perish after returning to Earth.

    Which is dumb, because the ship's reactor was still working so they could live out of it while they were rebuilding and the ship's computer had all the information and knowledge they needed to start rebuilding and farming. They would face a pretty harsh learning curve, but nothing they couldn't adapt to in the time before the ship started to crap out.

    Also, there were other ships out there too. Theirs was just the first to return.
    A harsh learning curve? Those were people who could no longer physically move themselves under their own power. They're not exactly fit for the farming life.

    Richy on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Richy wrote: »
    They added those in after test audiences expressed their belief that humanity would quickly perish after returning to Earth.

    Which is dumb, because the ship's reactor was still working so they could live out of it while they were rebuilding and the ship's computer had all the information and knowledge they needed to start rebuilding and farming. They would face a pretty harsh learning curve, but nothing they couldn't adapt to in the time before the ship started to crap out.

    Also, there were other ships out there too. Theirs was just the first to return.
    A harsh learning curve? Those were people who could no longer physically move themselves under their own power. They're not exactly fit for the farming life.

    Their suits didn't even have boot straps.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I've got this mental image of the three of us walking into Sephora, Pony to Cass's right, me on her left. As she peruses, he and I keep watch, sunglasses on, arms crossed, expressions stern and foreboding. A plucky saleswoman approaches and asks "Miss, can I help you with any--" but before she can finish, I go "BACK OFF BITCH, SHE'S FINE" and Pony escorts her out of her own store.

    Oh my God let's go into some store where I clearly can't fit into any of the clothes and you guys will yell at them for not being able to service my needs and you can backhand one of the girls. See I got a gift certificate for this store in work and I went to this store in Yorkdale I figured I could buy like a scarf or something and when the sales associate saw me she literally curled her lip up, raised an eyebrow and said "We don't serve women of your size. Maybe you should check the men's section."

    Just fucking deck that bitch in the jaw

    It would be a pleasure to cut someone down to size for you with my words. If some woman said that to you in front of me I would tear the cunt down. That is not acceptable.

    Wash on
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    guys when Fluffy and Pony hang out they egg each other on and it becomes a feedback loop of trolling

    and when you consider that Fluffy once told a handsome ice cream man that I elbowed Aaron in the face while giving him his very first blowjob

    shit gets real

    very fast

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    also i think about wall-e
    regrowing all of earth's flora from a single plant? ha. hahahahahahahaha.hahaha. ha.

    Arch on
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