the worst part, currently, about my knee being all in crippletown (due to a number of FUCKED UP STUPID REASONS) is that IT IS SNOWING and do you know what the only part i like about winter is, well, it is SNOWBOARDING, and guess what i probably can't be doing that because my FUCKED UP KNEE has been FUCKED UP for A GODDAMN YEAR
(my stupidity is in large part the reason of said misery, but also a shitty doctor, and just circumstances of life)
guys guess what eddy was supposed to meet me yesterday in williamsburg brooklyn and somehow he was headed in the direction of bed-stuy instead, via queens somehow
i donno
how he did that
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edited January 2011
I'm on a ski, by Honk.
I'm drinkin hot chocolate with cream cause it's so crisp.
Fuck trees I climb lifts motherfucker.
I'm flippin over jumps, you at kinkos straight flippin copies.
Actualy I'm kinda curious how one gets chosen to ghostwrite. Like do publishers approach mid-level pulp authors and offer them stacks of cash, or is it the otherway around. Do you have authors claiming they can totally write the next Clancy novel.
Do you have authors solely ghostwriting stuff, actually making a decent reliable living, at the cost of your greatest work being 'Starwars return of the Thrall'.
the worst part, currently, about my knee being all in crippletown (due to a number of FUCKED UP STUPID REASONS) is that IT IS SNOWING and do you know what the only part i like about winter is, well, it is SNOWBOARDING, and guess what i probably can't be doing that because my FUCKED UP KNEE has been FUCKED UP for A GODDAMN YEAR
(my stupidity is in large part the reason of said misery, but also a shitty doctor, and just circumstances of life)
FUCK IT
heyyy that was fun!
your co-worker is beautiful!
also that rap band that opened was the best band I've ever heard
So I have a WoW guildie on my Facebook, and I posted about WoW a couple of times on his wall and he deleted them and was like listen, I have family on Facebook, they don't know how much I play WoW, so no offense but keep it off my wall. I'm like it's cool, we'll use a code.
So I post on his wall stuff like "GOSH IT'S LAUNDRY NIGHT, LOTS OF LAUNDRY TO DO EH?" on a raid night, or like "HOPE YOU HAVE ENOUGH QUARTERS TO AFFORD YOUR NEW LAUNDRY DETERGENT!" or "OH NO YOU LEFT A SOCK IN THE DRYER WATCH OUT!!"
Anyways last night his parents confronted him about this girl who he was having sex in the laundry room in his dorm with, asking how could he do this to his long term girlfriend, they never should have let him move out if he's going to prey on easy girls.
guys guess what eddy was supposed to meet me yesterday in williamsburg brooklyn and somehow he was headed in the direction of bed-stuy instead, via queens somehow
So I have a WoW guildie on my Facebook, and I posted about WoW a couple of times on his wall and he deleted them and was like listen, I have family on Facebook, they don't know how much I play WoW, so no offense but keep it off my wall. I'm like it's cool, we'll use a code.
So I post on his wall stuff like "GOSH IT'S LAUNDRY NIGHT, LOTS OF LAUNDRY TO DO EH?" on a raid night, or like "HOPE YOU HAVE ENOUGH QUARTERS TO AFFORD YOUR NEW LAUNDRY DETERGENT!" or "OH NO YOU LEFT A SOCK IN THE DRYER WATCH OUT!!"
Anyways last night his parents confronted him about this girl who he was having sex in the laundry room in his dorm with, asking how could he do this to his long term girlfriend, they never should have let him move out if he's going to prey on easy girls.
I think this is hilarious and have no regrets.
ahaha why would have regrets about this that's hilarious
guys guess what eddy was supposed to meet me yesterday in williamsburg brooklyn and somehow he was headed in the direction of bed-stuy instead, via queens somehow
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Time for the lawsuits now
Snooki has managed to write a book, and I'm stuck on 80k words.
OH MY GOD, CASS, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
[ed] Cass, your av+sig combo always makes me smile. You should keep that combo for a while.
most likely ghostwritten, but yeah cass seriously
Edit: Oh I just checked my Facebook. Tee hee.
TL;DR no i wasn't and i laughed a lot
Having read an excerpt I really, really hope not.
It apparently was ghostwritten, at least in part
EDIT: by this person
Even if I change it, there will still be adorable kittens 24/7.
I know a good theme when I stumble across it.
Also it makes me look vulnerable and adorable!
YES
"Okay, Nicole. Let's discuss the scene where you're in the club. How does this sound? 'Snooki strode...'"
"What's strode?"
"It's... walking confidently?"
"That's cool. You're cool. I'm fuckin' drunk. You wanna party?"
"Oh, fuck it."
cass
ilu
never change
(my stupidity is in large part the reason of said misery, but also a shitty doctor, and just circumstances of life)
FUCK IT
i donno
how he did that
I'm drinkin hot chocolate with cream cause it's so crisp.
Fuck trees I climb lifts motherfucker.
I'm flippin over jumps, you at kinkos straight flippin copies.
The end.
Too late. I'm going through a metamorphisis. I will emerge as an asshole butterfly who only posts in G&T.
Do you have authors solely ghostwriting stuff, actually making a decent reliable living, at the cost of your greatest work being 'Starwars return of the Thrall'.
and I think the answer to your second question is yes
heyyy that was fun!
your co-worker is beautiful!
also that rap band that opened was the best band I've ever heard
So I post on his wall stuff like "GOSH IT'S LAUNDRY NIGHT, LOTS OF LAUNDRY TO DO EH?" on a raid night, or like "HOPE YOU HAVE ENOUGH QUARTERS TO AFFORD YOUR NEW LAUNDRY DETERGENT!" or "OH NO YOU LEFT A SOCK IN THE DRYER WATCH OUT!!"
Anyways last night his parents confronted him about this girl who he was having sex in the laundry room in his dorm with, asking how could he do this to his long term girlfriend, they never should have let him move out if he's going to prey on easy girls.
I think this is hilarious and have no regrets.
LOOK
I DON'T KNOW
ahaha why would have regrets about this that's hilarious
*throws apples*
why are you so awesome
I made a dark pact with a coven of witches. Let's just say if Christine O'Donnel ever comes north of the border, I owe her a pound of flesh.
then I will steal choco while you are gestating to your mature form
but she's not a witc-
oh
ohhhh
johnny wander
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU BITCH, YOU BITCH
the next chapter with the
casual or semi-formal eddy?
for some reason I feel dirty from reading this.