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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Okay seriously Westboro?

    Time for the lawsuits now

    Arch on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Nosy dewdrop! NEVER look a tulip in the eye.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This is a line from Snooki's book.
    "Holy cow! Look at those udders!" said Ed to himself, momentarily stunned by the splendor.

    Snooki has managed to write a book, and I'm stuck on 80k words.

    OH MY GOD, CASS, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • iTunesIsEviliTunesIsEvil Cornfield? Cornfield.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hey [chat]

    Does anyone have a recommendation for a free IDE tag editor for OS X?
    I've heard good things about Picard.

    [ed] Cass, your av+sig combo always makes me smile. You should keep that combo for a while. :)

    iTunesIsEvil on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This is a line from Snooki's book.
    "Holy cow! Look at those udders!" said Ed to himself, momentarily stunned by the splendor.

    Snooki has managed to write a book, and I'm stuck on 80k words.

    OH MY GOD, CASS, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.

    most likely ghostwritten, but yeah cass seriously

    Arch on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Nosy dewdrop! NEVER look a tulip in the eye.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch I left a comment on your Facebook status as a joke (you probably know the one) and I hope you were not offended.

    Edit: Oh I just checked my Facebook. Tee hee.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I sent you a message about it!

    TL;DR no i wasn't and i laughed a lot

    Arch on
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    most likely ghostwritten, but yeah cass seriously

    Having read an excerpt I really, really hope not.

    Leitner on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I just googled it

    It apparently was ghostwritten, at least in part

    EDIT: by this person

    Arch on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Nosy dewdrop! NEVER look a tulip in the eye.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hey [chat]

    Does anyone have a recommendation for a free IDE tag editor for OS X?
    I've heard good things about Picard.

    [ed] Cass, your av+sig combo always makes me smile. You should keep that combo for a while. :)

    Even if I change it, there will still be adorable kittens 24/7.

    I know a good theme when I stumble across it.

    Also it makes me look vulnerable and adorable! :D

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    when tim gunn wrote a book he liked his ghost writer so much he featured her name on the cover

    Casual Eddy on
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    I know XKCD is hit or miss. But I want to print out 100 copies of today's and frame them and post them in all the software labs here.

    that xkcd is fantastic

    YES

    Richy on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i'm just mad that you changed it because now i have to remind myself to check johnny wander

    Arch on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Nosy dewdrop! NEVER look a tulip in the eye.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    I just googled it

    It apparently was ghostwritten, at least in part

    EDIT: by this person

    "Okay, Nicole. Let's discuss the scene where you're in the club. How does this sound? 'Snooki strode...'"

    "What's strode?"

    "It's... walking confidently?"

    "That's cool. You're cool. I'm fuckin' drunk. You wanna party?"

    "Oh, fuck it."

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Morning. Bah.

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  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    I just googled it

    It apparently was ghostwritten, at least in part

    EDIT: by this person

    "Okay, Nicole. Let's discuss the scene where you're in the club. How does this sound? 'Snooki strode...'"

    "What's strode?"

    "It's... walking confidently?"

    "That's cool. You're cool. I'm fuckin' drunk. You wanna party?"

    "Oh, fuck it."

    cass

    ilu

    Arch on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    cass

    never change

    nexuscrawler on
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the worst part, currently, about my knee being all in crippletown (due to a number of FUCKED UP STUPID REASONS) is that IT IS SNOWING and do you know what the only part i like about winter is, well, it is SNOWBOARDING, and guess what i probably can't be doing that because my FUCKED UP KNEE has been FUCKED UP for A GODDAMN YEAR

    (my stupidity is in large part the reason of said misery, but also a shitty doctor, and just circumstances of life)

    FUCK IT

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Lost in Translation is on. Scarlett's butt is on my screen. I'm hesitant to unpause.

    Wash on
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    guys guess what eddy was supposed to meet me yesterday in williamsburg brooklyn and somehow he was headed in the direction of bed-stuy instead, via queens somehow

    i donno

    how he did that

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm on a ski, by Honk.

    I'm drinkin hot chocolate with cream cause it's so crisp.

    Fuck trees I climb lifts motherfucker.

    I'm flippin over jumps, you at kinkos straight flippin copies.

    The end.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Nosy dewdrop! NEVER look a tulip in the eye.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    cass

    never change

    Too late. I'm going through a metamorphisis. I will emerge as an asshole butterfly who only posts in G&T.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Actualy I'm kinda curious how one gets chosen to ghostwrite. Like do publishers approach mid-level pulp authors and offer them stacks of cash, or is it the otherway around. Do you have authors claiming they can totally write the next Clancy novel.

    Do you have authors solely ghostwriting stuff, actually making a decent reliable living, at the cost of your greatest work being 'Starwars return of the Thrall'.

    Leitner on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    T: leitner I think it is the first one

    and I think the answer to your second question is yes

    Arch on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the worst part, currently, about my knee being all in crippletown (due to a number of FUCKED UP STUPID REASONS) is that IT IS SNOWING and do you know what the only part i like about winter is, well, it is SNOWBOARDING, and guess what i probably can't be doing that because my FUCKED UP KNEE has been FUCKED UP for A GODDAMN YEAR

    (my stupidity is in large part the reason of said misery, but also a shitty doctor, and just circumstances of life)

    FUCK IT

    heyyy that was fun!

    your co-worker is beautiful!

    also that rap band that opened was the best band I've ever heard

    Casual Eddy on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Nosy dewdrop! NEVER look a tulip in the eye.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So I have a WoW guildie on my Facebook, and I posted about WoW a couple of times on his wall and he deleted them and was like listen, I have family on Facebook, they don't know how much I play WoW, so no offense but keep it off my wall. I'm like it's cool, we'll use a code.

    So I post on his wall stuff like "GOSH IT'S LAUNDRY NIGHT, LOTS OF LAUNDRY TO DO EH?" on a raid night, or like "HOPE YOU HAVE ENOUGH QUARTERS TO AFFORD YOUR NEW LAUNDRY DETERGENT!" or "OH NO YOU LEFT A SOCK IN THE DRYER WATCH OUT!!"

    Anyways last night his parents confronted him about this girl who he was having sex in the laundry room in his dorm with, asking how could he do this to his long term girlfriend, they never should have let him move out if he's going to prey on easy girls.

    I think this is hilarious and have no regrets.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    guys guess what eddy was supposed to meet me yesterday in williamsburg brooklyn and somehow he was headed in the direction of bed-stuy instead, via queens somehow

    i donno

    how he did that

    LOOK

    I DON'T KNOW

    Casual Eddy on
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So I have a WoW guildie on my Facebook, and I posted about WoW a couple of times on his wall and he deleted them and was like listen, I have family on Facebook, they don't know how much I play WoW, so no offense but keep it off my wall. I'm like it's cool, we'll use a code.

    So I post on his wall stuff like "GOSH IT'S LAUNDRY NIGHT, LOTS OF LAUNDRY TO DO EH?" on a raid night, or like "HOPE YOU HAVE ENOUGH QUARTERS TO AFFORD YOUR NEW LAUNDRY DETERGENT!" or "OH NO YOU LEFT A SOCK IN THE DRYER WATCH OUT!!"

    Anyways last night his parents confronted him about this girl who he was having sex in the laundry room in his dorm with, asking how could he do this to his long term girlfriend, they never should have let him move out if he's going to prey on easy girls.

    I think this is hilarious and have no regrets.

    ahaha why would have regrets about this that's hilarious

    Casual Eddy on
  • GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    cass

    never change

    Too late. I'm going through a metamorphisis. I will emerge as an asshole butterfly who only posts in G&T.

    *throws apples*

    Galahad on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    goddamit cass

    why are you so awesome

    Arch on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Nosy dewdrop! NEVER look a tulip in the eye.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    goddamit cass

    why are you so awesome

    I made a dark pact with a coven of witches. Let's just say if Christine O'Donnel ever comes north of the border, I owe her a pound of flesh.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    cass

    never change

    Too late. I'm going through a metamorphisis. I will emerge as an asshole butterfly who only posts in G&T.

    then I will steal choco while you are gestating to your mature form

    nexuscrawler on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    goddamit cass

    why are you so awesome

    I made a dark pact with a coven of witches. Let's just say if Christine O'Donnel ever comes north of the border, I owe her a pound of flesh.

    but she's not a witc-

    oh

    ohhhh

    Arch on
  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arch wrote: »
    i'm just mad that you changed it because now i have to remind myself to check johnny wander

    johnny wander <3

    Mim on
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A Point Called Z In the Complex PlaneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am going to fall asleep at my desk.

    YamiNoSenshi on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Nosy dewdrop! NEVER look a tulip in the eye.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    cass

    never change

    Too late. I'm going through a metamorphisis. I will emerge as an asshole butterfly who only posts in G&T.

    then I will steal choco while you are gestating to your mature form

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    YOU BITCH, YOU BITCH

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the
    jail
    level of Mafia II is really really dull

    the next chapter with the
    whore house and needing to bury the body in the woods
    was incredibly hilarious

    Tav on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    guys guess what eddy was supposed to meet me yesterday in williamsburg brooklyn and somehow he was headed in the direction of bed-stuy instead, via queens somehow

    i donno

    how he did that

    casual or semi-formal eddy?

    Dynagrip on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    lip my stocking

    Wash on
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  • MimMim I prefer my lovers… dead.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    lip my stocking

    for some reason I feel dirty from reading this.

    Mim on
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