the ruins on the krogan homeworld, I'm just like really, you guys had office towers at one point?
They got to the nuclear age and all that before destroying themselves in a nuclear holocaust.
I know but when I try to picture a bunch of Krogan CPAs having a meeting I just *bzzzzzrt*
Krogan sitting around a conference table and then one of them stands up and points at another while shouting, "YOU ARE NOT ECONOMICALLY VIABLE!" before sending him out of a window via biotics.
the ruins on the krogan homeworld, I'm just like really, you guys had office towers at one point?
They got to the nuclear age and all that before destroying themselves in a nuclear holocaust.
I know but when I try to picture a bunch of Krogan CPAs having a meeting I just *bzzzzzrt*
Krogan sitting around a conference table and then one of them stands up and points at another while shouting, "YOU ARE NOT ECONOMICALLY VIABLE!" before sending him out of a window via biotics.
THE CFO CANNOT EVEN HIT A SINGLE FISCAL PROFIT TARGET!
I think it was more the timing of the human fleet showing up when it did more then the size. the current fleet seemed to able to hold back most of the geth, it was mostly the giant space god fucking shit up.
Only reason saving the what's it came up was because the leaders of space were on it.
I suppose I should start posting in this thread now that I'm playing these games
Really loving the first one so far
nooo, stop. These threads are minefields of unmarked spoilers. I literally had the same thought with the last thread. I shouldn't even be in this one but the discussion of alien fleshlights kept me reading.
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My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
I suppose I should start posting in this thread now that I'm playing these games
Really loving the first one so far
nooo, stop. These threads are minefields of unmarked spoilers. I literally had the same thought with the last thread. I shouldn't even be in this one but the discussion of alien fleshlights kept me reading.
Yeah I got through half the last comment and decided against it
Maybe in a few months when I've finished both games
I can't wait to do the Shadow Broker. Overlord and Kasumi were both worth the price of admission and everyone keeps saying that the Shadow Broker is the best of the lot.
but that's not how it works for them and in the end the Elcor can only stand there bemused as she bucks and gyrates wildly, whooping and yelping all the while
Nonplussed: At least someone appears to be having a good time
Like, you meet a Vorcha Squadmate and the first thing you think is "I can't wait to hear Kelly opinion on this bad boy." And then you get back and it turns out she's into violent sex where she can seriously injure the guy and he keeps going. Or a Hanar and she says that she wants to be smothered by it or some shit.
Essentially Kelly is a sexual car crash which I cannot tear my eyes away from
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does kelly sleep with a lot of aliens or something
I must have completely missed this, then again I never got to take her to dinner either
it's somewhat subtle
if you talk to her after finishing a recruitment mission, she usually suggests that she finds the new crewmate attractive
she also mentions that her job is to help the crew relax in any way she can in a way that's obviously charged with innuendo
Mordin mentions that there's an STD on board that can only be contracted by fucking a varren. He also says that prolonged contact with drell can lead to hallucinations, and if you talk to Kelly after beating the game she has a Thane-style flashback to being trapped in the pod
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I know but when I try to picture a bunch of Krogan CPAs having a meeting I just *bzzzzzrt*
patience, youngling
it's time will come
wait wait wait
back the fuck up
they made a space pocahontas vaginal simulator
this can't be a thing that's actually real
Krogan sitting around a conference table and then one of them stands up and points at another while shouting, "YOU ARE NOT ECONOMICALLY VIABLE!" before sending him out of a window via biotics.
Satans..... hints.....
yup
four outer labia lips instead of two
in case you ever wanted to fuck a flower
It came with a DVD with avatar porno.
THE CFO CANNOT EVEN HIT A SINGLE FISCAL PROFIT TARGET!
back the fuck up
again
why are you getting promo emails from a fleshlight company
alert the citadel
This is my favorite sex toy on the citadel.
why are the emailing you about crazy alien porn
which checkbox did you check to start getting that email
Really loving the first one so far
Only reason saving the what's it came up was because the leaders of space were on it.
FOUND A CREDIT
Yeah I got through half the last comment and decided against it
Maybe in a few months when I've finished both games
Is it 1 to 1 scale? Like, could you wear it as a hat?
I didn't read it so thoroughly, but I imagine that would make it difficult to use for it's intended purpose.
ok! *builds fleet of dread sized fighter carriers*
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Grunt's dossier is my favourite.
Man knows what to look at on the internet.
and for there to be some truly wierd-ass squadmates
just so we can see just how deep the pit of depravity in her head really is
but that's not how it works for them and in the end the Elcor can only stand there bemused as she bucks and gyrates wildly, whooping and yelping all the while
Nonplussed: At least someone appears to be having a good time
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Like, you meet a Vorcha Squadmate and the first thing you think is "I can't wait to hear Kelly opinion on this bad boy." And then you get back and it turns out she's into violent sex where she can seriously injure the guy and he keeps going. Or a Hanar and she says that she wants to be smothered by it or some shit.
Essentially Kelly is a sexual car crash which I cannot tear my eyes away from
I have a thing for short hair
and red heads
and those lips
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I must have completely missed this, then again I never got to take her to dinner either
And infections
but I mean wrap it up tight and there's not a problem.
can't get crabs if you shave your junk
which I assume shepard does.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
it's somewhat subtle
if you talk to her after finishing a recruitment mission, she usually suggests that she finds the new crewmate attractive
she also mentions that her job is to help the crew relax in any way she can in a way that's obviously charged with innuendo
Mordin mentions that there's an STD on board that can only be contracted by fucking a varren. He also says that prolonged contact with drell can lead to hallucinations, and if you talk to Kelly after beating the game she has a Thane-style flashback to being trapped in the pod
http://www.audioentropy.com/
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whether or not that's what they actually meant by it is debatable but you can totally interpret it that way
http://www.audioentropy.com/
Drell can bestow those effects on those they are in contact with
Kelly has those effects when you talk to her
Ergo: Kelly was in almost certainly close, prolonged contact with a Drell on the ship
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