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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Druhim wrote: »
    I would go gay for Mordin

    Go?

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i like mordin a lot, but i don't think i would have sex with him. Odds are he would get done half way before I did, and then leave having gotten bored of it minutes ago. Plus he's like 38. he has another good year in him before he dies.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    he is one tough cloaca.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I would go gay for Garrus, Mordin and Legion.

    Though I don't know if getting it on with Legion would be gay, since robots don't really have genders.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Legion would be more like an orgy, except for some reason you keep getting isolated with the one program that makes him do the robot.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't know who Legion is yet.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mordin, Legion, Miranda, Samara, Kasumi and Garrus are the best ME2 characters (also I guess Tali. Yeah Ok Tali can come too, because she is well-written)

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    are we under spoiler restrictions still? and i mean that seriously, i didn't finish all the DLC till last night and just stayed out of this thread assuming spoilers were flying everywhere now...

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    All he needs is the right attachment.

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    are we under spoiler restrictions still? and i mean that seriously, i didn't finish all the DLC till last night and just stayed out of this thread assuming spoilers were flying everywhere now...

    We're still spoilering the DLC for ME2 (thank god). Everything else is fair game.

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't know who Legion is yet.

    You're in for a treat.

    But then you're playing the game so you know that already.

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  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Mordin, Legion, Miranda, Samara, Kasumi and Garrus are the best ME2 characters (also I guess Tali. Yeah Ok Tali can come too, because she is well-written)

    I liked Legion, Garrus, Tali and Mordin myself.

    Kasumi is such a try-hard and needs to go back to Guild Wars Factions where she belongs.

    Also apparently I'm the only person who found Jacks "Shit, you sound like a pussy" line to be hilarious, although after that she too goes into try-hard territory.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jack is perma-confined to the bowels of my ship

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't know who Legion is yet.

    The second biggest space-bro in Mass Effect.

    Garrus is the first.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i still don't mind jack, i just wish she was more useful in a fight.

    What a let down.

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  • TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ah there you are, Mass Effect-thread.


    Back on topic:
    I imagine Asari have 6 vaginal entry points to match the 6 penises on their head.

    Queue 6 girls 1 asari HOT AZURE ACTION1!1!

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  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Turambar wrote: »
    Ah there you are, Mass Effect-thread.


    Back on topic:
    I imagine Asari have 6 vaginal entry points to match the 6 penises on their head.

    Queue 6 girls 1 asari HOT AZURE ACTION1!1!

    Makes for some messed up 69ers

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jack is my least favourite character on the ship

    I mean that girl needs to learn that I am Shepard and I have killed an ancient unknownable leviathan given the body of a cybernetic Turian spectre and that a single biotic, even a powerful one, is not going to be a difficult problem for me to handle.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jack's a well written character

    gonna beat as many people over the head with that as it takes until people stop being silly about it

    making all your Shepard's sound like they're fighting against the Reapers as act of overcompensation

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jack sucks and was a throw away character. Stereotypical bad girl tattooed anti-hero.

    I'M MAD AND BITCHY! I DRESS DIFFERENT! I DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM NOBODY BECAUSE THEY FUCKED UP MY CHILDHOOD!

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I ain't gotta like something no matter how well-written it is

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jack cries in the final romance scene

    good enough for me

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  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Shit what have I started.

    I just wanted to say I liked her intro. Apparently a lot of people found her first line offensive.

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Weaver wrote: »
    Jack cries in the final romance scene

    good enough for me

    well to be fair, shepard is probably pretty big

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    theSquid wrote: »
    Shit what have I started.

    I just wanted to say I liked her intro. Apparently a lot of people found her first line offensive.

    people are dumb

    Pony already went into what they did right with Jack in the last thread

    ain't nothing I can say better about it

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jack is the Ashley of the ship.

    Annoying at first glance, but interesting as it goes on.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dubh wrote: »
    theSquid wrote: »
    Shit what have I started.

    I just wanted to say I liked her intro. Apparently a lot of people found her first line offensive.

    people are dumb

    Pony already went into what they did right with Jack in the last thread

    ain't nothing I can say better about it

    Agreeing with Pony is like saying you're wrong already like 90% of the time. Just saying.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Weaver wrote: »
    Jack cries in the final romance scene

    good enough for me

    it's better when they cry right?

    Also Dubh I am mostly joking. My beef with Jack is that she is all "argh I kill people I have tattoos I am angry check my bad self" and I really am not impressed by that like I am with, say, Garrus, who is more world weary and hardened and patently dangerous. Jack seems petulent rather than deadly.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    theSquid wrote: »
    Shit what have I started.

    I just wanted to say I liked her intro. Apparently a lot of people found her first line offensive.

    people are dumb

    Pony already went into what they did right with Jack in the last thread

    ain't nothing I can say better about it

    Agreeing with Pony is like saying you're wrong already like 90% of the time. Just saying.

    :x

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    theSquid wrote: »
    Shit what have I started.

    I just wanted to say I liked her intro. Apparently a lot of people found her first line offensive.

    people are dumb

    Pony already went into what they did right with Jack in the last thread

    ain't nothing I can say better about it

    Agreeing with Pony is like saying you're wrong already like 90% of the time. Just saying.

    :x

    Wuv yu!

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  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    RE: this countdown timer IFF thingy
    I do the IFF mission, I get Legion.

    If I do his loyalty mission right then, will I be able to still save the entire Normandy crew?

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  • LegbaLegba He did. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yup.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If you already know you gotta do that then it'll be pretty clear when it is Go Time.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Solar wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Jack cries in the final romance scene

    good enough for me

    it's better when they cry right?

    Also Dubh I am mostly joking. My beef with Jack is that she is all "argh I kill people I have tattoos I am angry check my bad self" and I really am not impressed by that like I am with, say, Garrus, who is more world weary and hardened and patently dangerous. Jack seems petulent rather than deadly.

    oh certainly

    it's the oversimplification of any character that the commentator may not like just irritates the hell out of me

    especially when none of the characters are actually weak

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jack is not a weak character. She is a solid, believeable character, who's personality is put together in such a way as to irritate me. So really yes, I agree with you, she is a good character. I just don't like her. Still, her loyalty mission was cool and very, very dark, which I liked. I think that if she'd been less shouty and more dangerous seeming, perhaps with a less over the top look, then I would have really liked her.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If there was some way I could have gone with Jack's plan to turn the Normandy into a pirate ship I would have done it.


    Have the crew gather 'round the airlock to watch us space Batarians

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  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I like how she's rugged and everything yet apparently uses an entire stick of lipstick every morning.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    maybe she just tattooed her lips

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    biotic glossing powers

    lip barrier

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jack is only annoying because she straight up refuses to talk to you at the end, unless you agree to fuck her.

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