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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kalkino wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    Huh.

    Jobdirect are advertising a job which involves snitching on local retailers, for £12,000/sixteen hour work week.

    That seems suprisingly well paid, for the hours, and work involved.

    Trading Standards investigator of some kind?

    Mystery shopper maybe? Though they're usually agency jobs. The pay is generally quite good because you have to travel around so most of the time you spend "working" is spent getting to and from the place you are mystery shopping.

    EDIT: I imagine that Trading Standards investigators are similar.

    japan on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    wazilla wrote: »
    My friend got his WoW account hacked, they deleted his 70 rogue :(

    Not a very good thing to come back to come Cata.

    blizzard can restore deleted characters

    James on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    ugh

    and I just had to lance an abscess on my pinky

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited January 2011
    It's spam poetry.
    I interested in any method to apprehend adventitious immoral lucre on the internet. I include tried infinite things and own not been moneymaking but I am not affluent to cart up. It is up to date my avocation! I am amazed at the vim and dynamics of the internet marketing community.

    Echo on
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Why isn't the heating on?

    Brr.

    RMS Oceanic on
  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ugh.

    I have been fighting a cold since Tuesday and yet here I am at work. My boss better appreciate this (he won't).

    MyDcmbr on
    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    James wrote: »
    wazilla wrote: »
    My friend got his WoW account hacked, they deleted his 70 rogue :(

    Not a very good thing to come back to come Cata.

    blizzard can restore deleted characters

    We were starting on a new server anyways, it was just such a random thing to have happen.

    I guess I don't understand the mentality behind people doing such things.

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    oh yes

    I needed that guarana

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I just got my dog to eat something for the first time in 72 hours! Yesss!

    I think she's starting to feel better! I finally feel hopeful

    wazilla on
    Psn:wazukki
  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elldren is probably not talking to me, but in my defence it was Christmas!

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Elldren is probably not talking to me, but in my defence it was Christmas!

    ... huh?

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Elldren is probably not talking to me, but in my defence it was Christmas!

    ... huh?

    I wasn't around to complete the Blight of the Immortals game.

    WMain00 on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    what

    Arivia on
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  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    who

    MyDcmbr on
    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Just cause I'm watching it, a classic:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA

    Arivia on
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm not watching that, otherwise the song stays stuck in my head for days.

    Richy on
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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Just cause I'm watching it, a classic:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA

    this is my favourite thing

    Tav on
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Elldren is probably not talking to me, but in my defence it was Christmas!

    ... huh?

    I wasn't around to complete the Blight of the Immortals game.

    oh it's ok, the game ended

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Just cause I'm watching it, a classic:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA

    this is my favourite thing

    One of mine too.

    Arivia on
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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    rivicchi


    <3

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
  • GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Random nosebleeds suck. Bah.

    *edit: That video is pretty great. :)

    Galahad on
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    yawwwwwwwn

    sup [chat]

    desc on
  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rivs, you is eeeeeeeeeebiiiil!

    Jokerman on
  • GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    desc wrote: »
    yawwwwwwwn

    sup [chat]

    I'm doing science!

    Also installing crap on my new laptop.

    Also listening to Italian radio.

    Also at risk of bleeding to death because the air was a little drier than usual this morning.

    Galahad on
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    desc wrote: »
    yawwwwwwwn

    sup [chat]

    Playing Goldeneye while waiting for my epoxy to cure.

    japan on
  • JokermanJokerman Everything EverywhereRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Galahad wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    yawwwwwwwn

    sup [chat]

    I'm doing science!

    Also installing crap on my new laptop.

    Also listening to Italian radio.

    Also at risk of bleeding to death because the air was a little drier than usual this morning.

    :( Why cant i be a scientist?

    I want to go "Sssssssssssscience?"

    And tell random guys "Back off man, i'm a scientist."

    Jokerman on
  • BigBearBigBear If your life had a face, I would punch it. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Just cause I'm watching it, a classic:


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZWaWrvJ7nA

    this is my favourite thing

    One of mine too.

    How could I have missed out on this? It's brilliant!

    BigBear on
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Galahad wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    yawwwwwwwn

    sup [chat]

    I'm doing science!

    Also installing crap on my new laptop.

    Also listening to Italian radio.

    Also at risk of bleeding to death because the air was a little drier than usual this morning.

    I'm ... realizing I need to do laundry like woah.

    I drank half a liter of water last night because I am way dehydrated. At least I assume you mean like that and not that you're secretly an amphibian stranded in dryness. You might be though. I shouldn't assume about people.

    Are you listening to italian shock jocks? Italy's top 40? Italy's NPR?

    Also in the name of science you should do chemistry for me: what happens when you combine ground coffee beans and hot water? EMPIRICAL STUDY DEMANDS TESTS.

    desc on
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    japan wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    yawwwwwwwn

    sup [chat]

    Playing Goldeneye while waiting for my epoxy to cure.

    Epoxy is the best thing in the world. When I was a little kid, I would inevitably break some toy, then get all distraught, then hand it to my dad and he would epoxy it back together. Epoxy could kick superglue's ass with one hand tied behind its back.

    desc on
  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    something gross went into my mouth and now i can't stop tasting it.

    DasUberEdward on
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jokerman wrote: »
    Galahad wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    yawwwwwwwn

    sup [chat]

    I'm doing science!

    Also installing crap on my new laptop.

    Also listening to Italian radio.

    Also at risk of bleeding to death because the air was a little drier than usual this morning.

    :( Why cant i be a scientist?

    I want to go "Sssssssssssscience?"

    And tell random guys "Back off man, i'm a scientist."
    I enjoy saying that I do SCIENCE! in the same way as the guy in the song "she blinded me with science".

    Also, "nobody panic, I'm an engineer."

    Richy on
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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I an waiting for some guys who are suppose to do work on the house to show up. Mostly so I can control the dogs.

    Mazzyx on
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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    And today I need to do some cleaning, mop the floors, and take down my Christmas village.

    I don't like putting away Christmas decorations.

    Richy on
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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    desc wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    yawwwwwwwn

    sup [chat]

    Playing Goldeneye while waiting for my epoxy to cure.

    Epoxy is the best thing in the world. When I was a little kid, I would inevitably break some toy, then get all distraught, then hand it to my dad and he would epoxy it back together. Epoxy could kick superglue's ass with one hand tied behind its back.

    I am using it to fill screw holes that have been drilled about 2mm too far to the left.

    japan on
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    something gross went into my mouth and now i can't stop tasting it.

    something something penny arcade and dick jokes something something

    desc on
  • MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    In a few months I will be able to say: "nobody panic, I'm an EMT!"

    :D

    MyDcmbr on
    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I can say, "Nobody panic! I am an historian." Though this isn't that comforting.

    Mazzyx on
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  • poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I can say, "Nobody panic! I am an historian." Though this isn't that comforting.

    And using an instead of a is offputting too.

    poshniallo on
    I figure I could take a bear.
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I can say, "Nobody panic! I am an historian." Though this isn't that comforting.

    Mazzyx: Nobody panic! I am an historian.

    Bystander: What happened the last time this occurred?

    Mazzyx: Historically, everyone died.

    desc on
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