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sarah silverman's show is happening

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    B.C. wrote:
    JJ wrote:
    I hear she bombed pretty bad at the Spike game awards.

    I'm not really sure how insult comedy works.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOUvSi0adlY

    Synopsis.

    She insults gamers and steals a joke from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

    this is good up until right after the not just of warcraft part

    then it is bad

    but man

    kill yourself was classic

    "you should all get an award for aids prevention"

    hahahaha

    Yeah because making ten jokes in a row about an outdated stereotype of video game players being under the age of 15 or being horrible nerds in mom's basement at age 35 is awesome. I can see why she gets paid to do this. Maybe she can also tell a bunch of jokes about black people, you know, like the one where Mister Bones goes "dat's no lady! dat's mah wife!" Man, that one is funny every single time.

    defender

    make a joke please

    they always go over so well

    Garlic Bread on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    defender tell them about the one where the two guys argued for two hours and everyone was like "jesus fuck"

    i love that one

    mrpaku on
  • FlintlockhandmedownFlintlockhandmedown Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    B.C. wrote:
    JJ wrote:
    I hear she bombed pretty bad at the Spike game awards.

    I'm not really sure how insult comedy works.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOUvSi0adlY

    Synopsis.

    She insults gamers and steals a joke from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

    this is good up until right after the not just of warcraft part

    then it is bad

    but man

    kill yourself was classic

    "you should all get an award for aids prevention"

    hahahaha

    Yeah because making ten jokes in a row about an outdated stereotype of video game players being under the age of 15 or being horrible nerds in mom's basement at age 35 is awesome. I can see why she gets paid to do this. Maybe she can also tell a bunch of jokes about black people, you know, like the one where Mister Bones goes "dat's no lady! dat's mah wife!" Man, that one is funny every single time.

    OH GOD IT'S DEFENDER, RAISE THE SHIELDS!

    But seriously.

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  • WikipediaWikipedia __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    dush wrote:
    she has a pretty fucking annoying voice in that video

    i don't know if that's her regular voice or what but jesus

    Now imagine her having that same voice at the moment of climax. It's horrifying, isn't it?

    Wikipedia on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    y'all act like you dudes have never fantasized about fucking gadget from the chipmunks before

    mrpaku on
  • tulkastulkas Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Defender is right, though.

    It's bad enough that she's insulting the audience she's performing for, but it's even worse that her insults aren't even funny.

    tulkas on
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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    that was some shit

    seriously, she has no idea what she is doing with that show

    Gafoto on
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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    she is less funny than dane cook.

    and I find dane cook mostly funny.

    Newtron on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Newtron wrote:
    she is less funny than dane cook.

    and I find dane cook mostly funny.
    it is impossible to be less funny than dane cook

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Newtron wrote:
    she is less funny than dane cook.

    and I find dane cook mostly funny.
    it is impossible to be less funny than dane cook

    no, not in this case.

    edit: she is more attractive than dane cook.

    Newtron on
  • tulkastulkas Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Newtron wrote:
    she is less funny than dane cook.

    and I find dane cook mostly funny.
    it is impossible to be less funny than dane cook
    TFS, meet Wanda Sykes.

    Wanda Sykes, meet TFS.

    tulkas on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Man that Game Awards "stand-up" was terrible. Yes it's so hard to insult people. Hey wait, here's a demographic that has already been stereotyped by the mass populous. What I'll do as a comedian, see, is take that stereotype and pronounce it with my mouth. Yes. I am comedy.

    Seph on
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  • FlintlockhandmedownFlintlockhandmedown Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    tulkas wrote:
    Newtron wrote:
    she is less funny than dane cook.

    and I find dane cook mostly funny.
    it is impossible to be less funny than dane cook
    TFS, meet Wanda Sykes.

    Wanda Sykes, meet TFS.

    Win.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    so how do you guys feel about shoes

    mrpaku on
  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    TigerArmyGTR (10:36:09 PM): i MIGHT go gay for stephen colbert

    RediDeemer (10:36:29 PM): it's not a question of might for me

    TigerArmyGTR (10:37:12 PM): some how thats a bit less of a testament to him...

    RediDeemer (10:37:29 PM): i'll have you know i have very high standards

    TigerArmyGTR (10:38:42 PM): yes but see, you ARE still gay, where as with me, he's changing my sexuality...

    RediDeemer (10:39:00 PM): yeah well

    RediDeemer (10:39:03 PM): you have a smelly butt

    TigerArmyGTR (10:39:18 PM): this may be, but that doesn't deter YOU

    RediDeemer (10:39:27 PM): :D

    TigerArmyGTR (10:41:22 PM): besides, smelly just means it has a strong scent....mine could be smelly like roses....or mashed potatoes

    RediDeemer (10:41:40 PM): mashed potatoes on their own dont really smell

    RediDeemer (10:41:44 PM): that was stupid

    RediDeemer (10:41:47 PM): YOU'RE STUPID

    TigerArmyGTR (10:41:57 PM): i can smell mashed potatoes...can't you?

    RediDeemer (10:42:08 PM): their scent isn't really that strong

    RediDeemer (10:42:13 PM): the butter makes it smelly

    RediDeemer (10:42:17 PM): but that's the butter

    RediDeemer (10:42:21 PM): >=(

    TigerArmyGTR (10:42:30 PM): well roses aren't really strong smelling either...

    RediDeemer (10:42:43 PM): well in conclusion

    RediDeemer (10:42:46 PM): worst conversation ever

    RediDeemer (10:42:48 PM): brb suicide

    TigerArmyGTR (10:42:53 PM): but the point is that theoretically my ass could smell strongly of potatoes

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
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  • FlintlockhandmedownFlintlockhandmedown Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    so how do you guys feel about shoes

    They make me squeal. Like a jewish comedienne.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    why did we need to see that conversation?

    i mean yes it's fnny, well redeemer is funny, but seriously

    Seph on
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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    so how do you guys feel about shoes

    I like Kuribo's.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    so how do you guys feel about shoes

    They make me squeal. Like a jewish comedienne.

    thanks for that those es

    i hate it when people don't use the es

    faggot

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    That conversation makes you look retarded GTR. Was that your intent?

    Gafoto on
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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i watched this show

    she is so cute, I can't say anything about it

    plus Brian Posehn is a badass

    "I'm in here!"

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gafoto wrote:
    That conversation makes you look retarded GTR. Was that your intent?

    handicapped posting?

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  • Tiger_ArmyGTRTiger_ArmyGTR Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gafoto wrote:
    That conversation makes you look retarded GTR. Was that your intent?

    Yes, especially since Deemer told me not to post it.

    Tiger_ArmyGTR on
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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    She's cute but
    jewish women aren't renowned for their hilarity
    mainly their annoying behavior, bitchiness and nagging superpowers
    all 3 of which sarah wields greatly.

    So

    Seph on
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  • FlintlockhandmedownFlintlockhandmedown Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote:
    She's cute but
    jewish women aren't renowned for their hilarity
    mainly their annoying behavior, bitchiness and nagging superpowers
    all 3 of which sarah wields greatly.

    So I'd do her in the butt.

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  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I bet she's not even Jewish.

    Like Carlos Mencia is not a Mexican.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    no, mouth

    mouth, geniuses

    mrpaku on
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'd get her high and then do her

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  • candanaviancandanavian Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I would watch a show where silverman just makes cute faces and giggles.

    I guess what I'm saying is that she's not all that funny.

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  • Carol VordermanCarol Vorderman Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can't watch this tonight, because Arizona has the stupidest of time zones or something, but I watched the preview on comedycentral.com and it was pretty bad.

    It was like
    |-buildup to a potentially okay joke
    POOP JOKE--__|

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'd get her high and then do her

    according to wiki she gets high 4/7 days a week. so, what i'm saying is I will kill you and steal your idea.

    Seph on
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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    d_b wrote:
    I can't watch this tonight, because Arizona has the stupidest of time zones or something, but I watched the preview on comedycentral.com and it was pretty bad.

    It was like
    |-buildup to a potentially okay joke
    POOP JOKE--__|

    h5 Arizona and retarded time zones!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iPqFfz6gII

    Here's a clip for those who missed it.
    ________

    Note: If she were gagged/not allowed to speak, I'd totally hit it.

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh fuck that is awful

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  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    d_b wrote:
    I can't watch this tonight, because Arizona has the stupidest of time zones or something, but I watched the preview on comedycentral.com and it was pretty bad.

    They're airing the R. Kelly episode of Chappelle's Show before this.

    Now there is absolutely no way I'm going to think Silverman's show is funny. Maybe they thought playing a great show would like... warm the audience up or something. Instead, it's probably going to make her show look worse by comparison.

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    B.C. wrote:
    d_b wrote:
    I can't watch this tonight, because Arizona has the stupidest of time zones or something, but I watched the preview on comedycentral.com and it was pretty bad.

    It was like
    |-buildup to a potentially okay joke
    POOP JOKE--__|

    h5 Arizona and retarded time zones!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iPqFfz6gII

    Here's a clip for those who missed it.
    ________

    Note: If she were gagged/not allowed to speak, I'd totally hit it.
    Thank you for saving me half an hour of my life

    Zombies Tossed My Salad! on
  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oil? Are you cookin', bitch?

    chappelle so funny

    Seph on
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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I saw a bit of her show, and the few good jokes weren't enough to make up for the terrible ones.

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gafoto wrote:
    That conversation makes you look retarded GTR. Was that your intent?
    That's harsh. Sure, he wasn't coming off as the next Stephen Hawking, but his body is really nice.

    That's all that matters.

    Fiz on
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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seph wrote:
    I'd get her high and then do her

    according to wiki she gets high 4/7 days a week. so, what i'm saying is I will kill you and steal your idea.

    Yeah, there was this show on Channel101 where she guest appeared. The show was like, "The Most Extraordinary Space Adventures Ever," and the concept was they were space soldiers, but before the show they would get super high and then try to remember their lines. It was pretty silly because they were so obviously high.

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