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Penny Arcade, for your feet!

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    Robert how close can you get to the N7 hoodie without being sued for millions of dollars.

    I would buy something like that in a heartbeat.

    edit: I would also like to say that a full button-up would be nice, I don't really like polo shirts.

    So, you know, if you could revolve your business model around a monkey wearing Hawaiian shirts and a naked ninja turtle, that would be great


    Why don't you just buy the N7 Hoodie?

    Look, let's not get crazy here.

    Langly on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am pro USB memory device in shoes. This is the fucking future, we should have memory in everything.

    Melding on
  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2011
    Something where you could just kick your PC's tower to transfer data.

    DMAC on
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    No.

    Do not put a USB drive in a shoe.

    What is wrong with you people?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    gabe and tycho dressed in tron suits

    tron LEDs all over shoe

    would wear

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yes that is my suggestion as well

    Tron lights on everything

    Grey Ghost on
  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    edit: I would also like to say that a full button-up would be nice, I don't really like polo shirts.

    third'd

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Penny Arcade shoes: the shoes with wheels and memory!

    Melding on
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    These shoes will go well with my pro gaming socks

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    reversible hoodie that when zipped up and hood up looks like either the merch or the fleshreaper

    Weaver on
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Penny Arcade Shoes: Kinect compatible!

    Melding on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Weaver wrote: »
    reversible hoodie that when zipped up and hood up looks like either the merch or the fleshreaper

    This seems like something that should have happened already.

    Uriel on
  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Shoe ideas huh?

    1. Make the shoes look like the top half of Tycho's head from the counter stomp comic.
    2. Shoes that look like Twisp's feet.
    3. Shoes that look like Catsby's feet.
    4. Shoes with a design on the laced area that makes the laces look like the ramps from Donkey Kong.
    Half the lace is red (the ramps) the other half is black so the lace blends into the background.
    Donkey Kong is the monkey with the top hat, Tycho is the princess (he's always had bad luck when
    it comes to animals) and Gabe is leaping to his rescue. If the barrels and ladders can't be drawn on
    the shoe, supply little plastic pieces that can be clipped onto the shoe lace. A clip-on Gabe would
    probably work as well.

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  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I will buy them if they are blue and gold with the logo or summat

    Saint on
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PA branded crocs plzzz

    SoaL on
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    SoaL wrote: »
    PA branded crocs plzzz

    No.

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    SoaL wrote: »
    PA branded crocs plzzz

    No.

    Penny Arcade themed roses?

    JoeUser on
  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Shoes seem like such a random piece of Merchandise.


    When First Party was announced I was like "Yes."


    This one is leaving me with more of an "Okay...?"

    Honestly, I'd rather have PA socks (... and underwear?!) than shoes. I feel like I would be PA shoes for my kids, except I don't know if I want characters that routinely say "Fuck" on my kids' shoes.

    Do the right thing, Robert. Give Grandparents the chance to give boring gifts children will actually like this Christmas. PA undergarments.

    Briefs with blue fabric, orange elastic band? Boxers in two varieties, one with the logo polka-dotted all over the place, another with blue backbround and the logo stiched on the bottom of the righht pant leg?

    Hell.

    Yes.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    SoaL wrote: »
    PA branded crocs plzzz

    No.

    Penny Arcade themed roses?

    Uhh....

    That would be tricky.

    Liiya on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    SoaL wrote: »
    PA branded crocs plzzz

    No.

    Penny Arcade themed roses?

    Uhh....

    That would be tricky.

    Penny Arcade Genetic engineering DIY kit!

    Uriel on
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uhh....

    That would be tricky.

    But it's an untapped market.

    We could all be rich!

    PS I already copyrighted it all.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Uriel wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    SoaL wrote: »
    PA branded crocs plzzz

    No.

    Penny Arcade themed roses?

    Uhh....

    That would be tricky.

    Penny Arcade Genetic engineering DIY kit!

    Now THAT I'd buy!

    Liiya on
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    SoaL wrote: »
    PA branded crocs plzzz

    No.

    Penny Arcade themed roses?

    Uhh....

    That would be tricky.

    Penny Arcade Genetic engineering DIY kit!

    Now THAT I'd buy!

    Engineer your very own LIVING Merch! But be careful, one wrong move and you will unleash the horror of the flesh reaper!

    Uriel on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Aphostile wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Uhh....

    That would be tricky.

    But it's an untapped market.

    We could all be rich!

    PS I already copyrighted it all.

    Good, better get it copyrighted before someone else tries to do it, the market is prime for Penny Arcade roses.

    Liiya on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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    Hm, what is that blue flower? A type of phlox...?


    I think some people would just try to release the power o the flesh reaper.

    Liiya on
  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You could do a base orange shoe with blue laces/design and vice versa. Simple though, just use the two colors and maybe white in the soles.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    ugh, white soles

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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Penny Arcade Briefs. Adult Equivalent to your favorite underoos with the rocketships on 'em.

    ouzaru on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    mysst like his soles black

    like his soul

    also when he eats sole, he wants he well done.

    something something

    how is everyone today

    Jordyn on
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  • ouzaruouzaru RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Maybe a line of briefs with Gabe over your junk, giving either a supremely enthusiastic thumbs up or a very dismissive thumbs down.

    This is a goldmine you guys.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    two ways you could really go with a PA shoe

    athletic trainer, really dive in with that orange and blue theme

    or

    simple, plain canvas plimsoll type laceup or slipon with a very simple, understated PA logo on the back heel, or maybe the First Party logo, or a d20

    Abracadaniel on
  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    sarukun wrote: »
    Maybe a line of briefs with Gabe over your junk, giving either a supremely enthusiastic thumbs up or a very dismissive thumbs down.

    This is a goldmine you guys.

    The Holistic Analysis comic just wrapped all the way around the briefs.

    Or Gabe sitting to the right of your junk, with the text of that comic to the left.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    mysst like his soles black

    like his soul

    also when he eats sole, he wants he well done.

    something something

    how is everyone today

    not a whole lot of energy went into this, jordyn

    I thought you liked me :(

    Mysst on
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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I was up really early this morning with a stomachache

    I'm sorry

    My brain is like





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    Jordyn on
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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    I was up really early this morning with a stomachache

    I'm sorry

    My brain is like





    bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbatman

    JoeUser on
  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hmm

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Well, that is a thing.

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    you maybe need to have a disclaimer letting people know you can't use TM'd stuff.

    I mean, right? You can't use pacman on a shoe.

    Langly on
  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    sarukun wrote: »
    Maybe a line of briefs with Gabe over your junk, giving either a supremely enthusiastic thumbs up or a very dismissive thumbs down.

    This is a goldmine you guys.

    Something I've always found funny is that I think Khoo has said a few times that merchandise with characters on them doesn't sell that well.

    That and colors other than black. :?

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