"Republicans Vote To Repeal Obama-Backed Bill That Would Destroy Asteroid Headed For Earth"? Funny article, but I must be retarded: explain to me how it's pun-driven.
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edited February 2011
I think he meant satire driven.
EDIT: Then again maybe pun is driving and satire is yelling from the window like a dickhead, it's difficult to say.
I'm pet sitting (again, but for different people) and I think I have flea(s). I keep getting bitten but I can't find the little turd(s)!
Arghrhrha
EDIT: Also, good luck Nappuccino! Whatever you do, don't show up at her workplace with flowers and say "I figured no one else would" like my ex did last year. Talk about insulting!
So, because I'm toying around with the idea of going to law school I took a LSAT practice test and scored 168 with no preparation. Pretty excited. I know that I'll have to boost it if I want to get into some of the top schools, but the range of LSAT scores for students accepted into Harvard Law was between 169-175.
This route may make more sense than I initially thought it would.
I'm pet sitting (again, but for different people) and I think I have flea(s). I keep getting bitten but I can't find the little turd(s)!
Arghrhrha
EDIT: Also, good luck Nappuccino! Whatever you do, don't show up at her workplace with flowers and say "I figured no one else would" like my ex did last year. Talk about insulting!
well hey at least your own home doesn't have fleas!
i am so itchy. always.
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I'm pet sitting (again, but for different people) and I think I have flea(s). I keep getting bitten but I can't find the little turd(s)!
Arghrhrha
EDIT: Also, good luck Nappuccino! Whatever you do, don't show up at her workplace with flowers and say "I figured no one else would" like my ex did last year. Talk about insulting!
well hey at least your own home doesn't have fleas!
i am so itchy. always.
I'm pet sitting (again, but for different people) and I think I have flea(s). I keep getting bitten but I can't find the little turd(s)!
Arghrhrha
EDIT: Also, good luck Nappuccino! Whatever you do, don't show up at her workplace with flowers and say "I figured no one else would" like my ex did last year. Talk about insulting!
well hey at least your own home doesn't have fleas!
i am so itchy. always.
And you're sure that's not the drugs?
no way man
the drugs are what makes the itching feel good
Its only bad if you do nothing about then helping yourself look better than them.
And so the circle continues.... Actually would it be alright if I see your stuff, res/cv and all?
If you dont mind im in the same boat. I have all these old classmates having jobs and I seem to
be the one of the one ones that is cursed not to work in my learn'd profession
Its only bad if you do nothing about then helping yourself look better than them.
And so the circle continues.... Actually would it be alright if I see your stuff, res/cv and all?
If you dont mind im in the same boat. I have all these old classmates having jobs and I seem to
be the one of the one ones that is cursed not to work in my learn'd profession
Well luckily for me they are just internships, so I won't be totally out of a job, there are still plenty of opportunities.
I definitely learn from their stuff, it's just frustrating because i look at cool and inventive ways they did something and go "FUCK WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT"
Blugh, there was a midair crash where I've done most of my training so far here. It was kind of their own fault (flying in formation), but it reminded me that I was really close to a midair. A guy passed over me head-on in the opposite direction by 50-100 feet. I was making radio calls, he was not.
Its only bad if you do nothing about then helping yourself look better than them.
And so the circle continues.... Actually would it be alright if I see your stuff, res/cv and all?
If you dont mind im in the same boat. I have all these old classmates having jobs and I seem to
be the one of the one ones that is cursed not to work in my learn'd profession
Well luckily for me they are just internships, so I won't be totally out of a job, there are still plenty of opportunities.
I definitely learn from their stuff, it's just frustrating because i look at cool and inventive ways they did something and go "FUCK WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT"
with me its always more of a "FUCK WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS PROJECT WHICH WAS ULTIMATELY MUCH MORE REWARDING THAN THEIRS BUT DOESN'T LOOK NEARLY AS GOOD IN A PORTFOLIO"
Was that meant to be a subtle hint that you got a new iMac, you flithy rich bastard.
Nah good on you, do you want to buy me one lol.
Oh man I just finished playing bioshock 1 on the xbox the other week, I cant
believe that I kept getting other games that got my interest.
Actually I just finished mass effect the other day too.
Whats getting into me actually finishing stuff.
Anyway I think that you could find less legal ways of getting games,
I'm currently playing through Demon's Souls. It is not something to play when you to need to relax.
It's basically the crotchetty old man of video games, constantly complaining that in his day they had to earn their experience points, and walk uphill both ways through trap-filled labyrinths. But it's still a good game.
I am having miserable lady troubles lately! Or, more accurately, troubles with a specific lady! To rectify this, however, I did have a wonderful date tonight with another lady.
Was that meant to be a subtle hint that you got a new iMac, you flithy rich bastard.
Nah good on you, do you want to buy me one lol.
Oh man I just finished playing bioshock 1 on the xbox the other week, I cant
believe that I kept getting other games that got my interest.
Actually I just finished mass effect the other day too.
Whats getting into me actually finishing stuff.
Anyway I think that you could find less legal ways of getting games,
Was that meant to be a subtle hint that you got a new iMac, you flithy rich bastard.
Nah good on you, do you want to buy me one lol.
Oh man I just finished playing bioshock 1 on the xbox the other week, I cant
believe that I kept getting other games that got my interest.
Actually I just finished mass effect the other day too.
Whats getting into me actually finishing stuff.
Anyway I think that you could find less legal ways of getting games,
Its only bad if you do nothing about then helping yourself look better than them.
And so the circle continues.... Actually would it be alright if I see your stuff, res/cv and all?
If you dont mind im in the same boat. I have all these old classmates having jobs and I seem to
be the one of the one ones that is cursed not to work in my learn'd profession
Well luckily for me they are just internships, so I won't be totally out of a job, there are still plenty of opportunities.
I definitely learn from their stuff, it's just frustrating because i look at cool and inventive ways they did something and go "FUCK WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT"
with me its always more of a "FUCK WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS PROJECT WHICH WAS ULTIMATELY MUCH MORE REWARDING THAN THEIRS BUT DOESN'T LOOK NEARLY AS GOOD IN A PORTFOLIO"
I am having miserable lady troubles lately! Or, more accurately, troubles with a specific lady! To rectify this, however, I did have a wonderful date tonight with another lady.
I am having miserable lady troubles lately! Or, more accurately, troubles with a specific lady! To rectify this, however, I did have a wonderful date tonight with another lady.
You must now all update your newsletters.
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Dear newsletter,
I had an awesome vicarious time with a sweet lady.
I really wish Starbucks weren't everywhere. I fucking haaate going to them, but they're the only consistent place with wifi since I drive everywhere they're always the only thing near my appointments. Damn marketers and their smart marketing.
Also... is it taboo to go someplace just to use their wifi and not buy anything? I feel less bad about doing this at starbucks, but I would imagine it's frowned upon.
I really wish Starbucks weren't everywhere. I fucking haaate going to them, but they're the only consistent place with wifi since I drive everywhere they're always the only thing near my appointments. Damn marketers and their smart marketing.
Also... is it taboo to go someplace just to use their wifi and not buy anything? I feel less bad about doing this at starbucks, but I would imagine it's frowned upon.
Easy solution. Sit in your car and hop on their wifi. They'll only get upset if you're sitting in their shop taking up customer space.
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Can't. Apparently the country that I live in is not trusted by Sony Entertainment.
Actually on second thoughts, you can keep Fox.
The onion has just set a new standard in pun-driven satire.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/republicans-vote-to-repeal-obamabacked-bill-that-w,19025/?utm_source=recentnews
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EDIT: Then again maybe pun is driving and satire is yelling from the window like a dickhead, it's difficult to say.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S50ovRMxqtw
EDIT: Well thats a wierd totp.
Arghrhrha
EDIT: Also, good luck Nappuccino! Whatever you do, don't show up at her workplace with flowers and say "I figured no one else would" like my ex did last year. Talk about insulting!
Also, Oh god, that is a horrible way to deliver flowers on valentines day.
And here I didn't get you flowers because I figured someone else would, I just didn't think that someone would be such a colossal buttwrench.
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Oh well there's still like 7 companies that haven't gotten back to anyone yet.
Is it bad that I feel like this when I see my classmates' portfolios:
This route may make more sense than I initially thought it would.
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well hey at least your own home doesn't have fleas!
i am so itchy. always.
And you're sure that's not the drugs?
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no way man
the drugs are what makes the itching feel good
And so the circle continues.... Actually would it be alright if I see your stuff, res/cv and all?
If you dont mind im in the same boat. I have all these old classmates having jobs and I seem to
be the one of the one ones that is cursed not to work in my learn'd profession
YAY!
Well luckily for me they are just internships, so I won't be totally out of a job, there are still plenty of opportunities.
I definitely learn from their stuff, it's just frustrating because i look at cool and inventive ways they did something and go "FUCK WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT"
http://www.ctvbc.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20110209/bc_plane_crash_110209/20110210?hub=BritishColumbiaHome
with me its always more of a "FUCK WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS PROJECT WHICH WAS ULTIMATELY MUCH MORE REWARDING THAN THEIRS BUT DOESN'T LOOK NEARLY AS GOOD IN A PORTFOLIO"
3DS: 0447-9966-6178
I wouldn't mind playing Bioshock again but I don't want to pay another $30 to own it on another platform
Nah good on you, do you want to buy me one lol.
Oh man I just finished playing bioshock 1 on the xbox the other week, I cant
believe that I kept getting other games that got my interest.
Actually I just finished mass effect the other day too.
Whats getting into me actually finishing stuff.
Anyway I think that you could find less legal ways of getting games,
It's basically the crotchetty old man of video games, constantly complaining that in his day they had to earn their experience points, and walk uphill both ways through trap-filled labyrinths. But it's still a good game.
You must now all update your newsletters.
:^: Awesome!
Most of what you say above is true and accurate. I want to make love to this display. God damn.
But really, I want some games. I'm playing Civilisation V at the moment, but I'm totally keeping a lid on that addiction. For now.
FUCK DROP SHADOWS?! UUUUUUGGGHHHHH
Revised!
Dear newsletter,
I had an awesome vicarious time with a sweet lady.
Napp
Also... is it taboo to go someplace just to use their wifi and not buy anything? I feel less bad about doing this at starbucks, but I would imagine it's frowned upon.
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Easy solution. Sit in your car and hop on their wifi. They'll only get upset if you're sitting in their shop taking up customer space.