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  • ninjaininjai Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    ninjai wrote: »
    So, Farcry 2. While gorgeous. Is fucking terrible. What worthless gameplay.

    So, revised opinion. Its not THAT bad, but it is kind of repetetive. The more guns you have the more fun it gets. Also I never tire of RPGing a truck driving right at me. WHOOOOF. :o

    Also, the shit going down in MSPA are redonculous....

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    NibCrom wrote: »
    I'm 28, wife turns 29 tomorrow. yea, that's right...she's a cradle robber.

    My wife is a cougar too. She's 28 and I'm 27. grrrowllll

    Mine is 34! Wooo, older giiiiiiirls!!!

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  • ninjaininjai Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    LOL

    was on somuchpun.com

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  • wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I offended someone with a "Thats what she said" joke, after they told me a funny sex story.

    They were pretty pissed. I thought they were jokin pissed so I went with it a bit until I realized I crossed some boundary about sex stories.

    I am terribly confused how that can be offensive. Am I really so self centered I can't understand how someone can take a stupid ass joke like that seriously.

    Especially how I just met them and after 5 minutes of talking to them they tell me a personal sexy story. Doesn't that kind set the tone for the rest of the conversation?

    Am I that insensitive? Afterwards I was just "Really. That would really make you angry. REALLY now. I mean, cmon, really?"

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    That person sounds crazy, personally.

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  • wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    If I were making fun of them about the sex story maybe. Like, her boob size or something.

    But the joke was akin to "You just had sex! haha!"

    She is a really old friend of one of my best friends. So its kinda awkward now.

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  • wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    We moving to LA yet Iruka?

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    I mean, unless she has a specific hatred of thats what she said jokes, it seems dumb. And really I think you should disclose that kinda hatred before telling sex stories.

    I mean, you could give us a direct transcript to clarify, but I think you're okay.


    Soon, wakk. Soon.

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  • wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Iruka wrote: »
    I mean, unless she has a specific hatred of thats what she said jokes, it seems dumb. And really I think you should disclose that kinda hatred before telling sex stories.

    I mean, you could give us a direct transcript to clarify, but I think you're okay.


    Soon, wakk. Soon.


    yay!

    The convo went like

    he went down on me
    *conversation turned into something a minute later about food
    you just have to eat it
    *thats what he said! Ayooooo"

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    The only appropriate response to that is an ironic highfive or an eye roll.

    This chick doesnt know whats up.

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  • wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Iruka wrote: »
    The only appropriate response to that is an ironic highfive or an eye roll.

    This chick doesnt know whats up.

    It gets better

    conv:
    *thats what he said! Ayooooo"
    That isn't kosher (her being serious when I didn't know"
    "I bet it wasn't"

    The rest was her saying I don't respect boundaries while I kept repeating "reeeeeaaaaaallyyy"

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    hah!

    wow, that was a trap. Yeah I donno dude, she seems alittle aloof. I'm all for boundaries but you cant open the door and then be like "HOW DARE YOU COME IN"

    Maybe you're getting punk'd.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    I think you nailed it when you said openly talking about sexcapes sort of sets the fucking tone.

    I wouldn't be bothered.

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  • wakkawawakkawa Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I did feel like I was being tricked. Especially with the kosher thing.

    I mean

    Come on.

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Wakk get out of that shit town.

    GET. OUT. OF. That shit town.

    Apply for that Telltale job Kochi was talking about. Be a tester or something.

    Fugitive on
  • NappuccinoNappuccino Surveyor of Things and Stuff Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Chatted to a pretty sweet girl who was driving the campus shuttle today.

    Then the magical significant other came up

    God damn its the cape girardeau curse. :lol:

    Ah well, atleast I feel much better about moving on and trying new things.

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    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    There's also the possibility you just can't really grow a bear like other guys.

    Not even BEAR vaginas can defeat me!
    cakemikz wrote: »
    And then I rub actual cake on myself.
    Loomdun wrote: »
    thats why you have chest helmets
  • MustangMustang Arbiter of Unpopular Opinions Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    You should have told her that you heard her significant other was a complete douchebag and that she should go for a drink with you instead. Unless her douchebag boyfriend is a 6'6" wrestler who eats spare nuts and bolts for breakfast in which case he is a really cool guy and you hope to never meet him.

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  • Angel_of_BaconAngel_of_Bacon Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    Mustang wrote: »
    Unless her douchebag boyfriend is a 6'6" wrestler who eats spare nuts and bolts for breakfast in which case he is a really cool guy and you hope to never meet him.

    Weren't you paying attention?
    Nappuccino wrote: »
    Then the magical significant other came up.

    You really don't want to get involved with a girl who is dating a wizard- even those with little experience with relationships know that getting turned into a newt can seriously hamper future romantic prospects.

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  • The_Glad_HatterThe_Glad_Hatter One Sly Fox Underneath a Groovy HatRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tam wrote: »

    north-east of Belgium.
    nearest major one that i know of is Paris.

    i DID inroll in a small model-drawing class nearby, but the first time i enrolled it got cancelled because there weren't enough participants. Crossing my fingers for the next one...

    do

    do you know

    Mr. Hercule Poirot

    I see him by the waffle stand every now and again. :)

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  • no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So on my job interview yesterday I was asked who is the current prime minister of Sweden?

    Felt like I was on Who wants to be a millionaire.

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  • farbekriegfarbekrieg Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I probably would have hemmed and hawed before yelling loudly,

    THE SWEDISH CHEF! Börk, börk, börk!

    edit: could you at least phone a friend? Also my cousin johan says finns danes and swedes dont get along too well, mostly because someone found oil... any truth to that?

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  • earthwormadamearthwormadam ancient crust Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Was the answer who the fuck cares?

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  • no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    farbekrieg wrote: »
    I probably would have hemmed and hawed before yelling loudly,

    THE SWEDISH CHEF! Börk, börk, börk!

    edit: could you at least phone a friend? Also my cousin johan says finns danes and swedes dont get along too well, mostly because someone found oil... any truth to that?

    Haha :D Didn't get to phone a friend. Actually I remembered the name of the former prime minister but admitted that I didn't know who the current was. Although Adam's answer would probably summarize the general opinion.

    And your cousin Johan has apparently some totally classified information because last time I checked we all (Finns, Danes and Swedes) were angry at Norway for having all the oil in Scandinavia. :evil:

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  • farbekriegfarbekrieg Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ahh yes I had forgotten it was norway that had been classically the little brother of the area until they found oil and "now are acting like a bunch of dick bags". However he said there was still not as much community as I had expected between scandanvian countries as I had thought due to some long running competiveness, where some danes/swedes refused to even talk to each other.

    Overall kick ass place to visit regardless (spent 2 weeks in the region, admittedly 1 week was in oland)

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  • MoorkusMoorkus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    no_toast wrote: »
    So on my job interview yesterday I was asked who is the current prime minister of Sweden?

    Felt like I was on Who wants to be a millionaire.

    It's the.. the dodgy looking bald guy right!?

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  • no_toastno_toast Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Moorkus wrote: »
    no_toast wrote: »
    So on my job interview yesterday I was asked who is the current prime minister of Sweden?

    Felt like I was on Who wants to be a millionaire.

    It's the.. the dodgy looking bald guy right!?

    That's the one!

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  • MagicToasterMagicToaster JapanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So, I havent been to the dentist in like 5 years...... turns out I have 18 cavities.....

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  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So, I havent been to the dentist in like 5 years...... turns out I have 18 cavities.....

    Sweet jesus, that's going to sting like a bitch.


    Why haven't you been to the dentist's office in so long?

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  • Nineteen HundredNineteen Hundred Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Probably the same reason I haven't been to the dentist in years: They always tell me I have cavities.

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    There was something important here. It's gone now.
  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    wait what

    MT how did you not notice 18 cavities?

    Tam on
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tam, help that poor man out.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    not a dentist

    Tam on
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I thought you were doing to dental school? Or... no?

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm still in undergrad
    also my future education is uncertain at this time

    Tam on
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Oh, okay.

    Maybe we could all pitch in and buy MT a new set of teeth.

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  • KronusKronus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    NibCrom wrote: »
    Oh, okay.

    Maybe we could all pitch in and buy MT a new set of teeth.

    I had my wisdom teeth taken out last week, I'll donate them to this great cause.

    Kronus on
  • NibCromNibCrom Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Great. I think I still have mine around here somewhere. That leaves 10 more to go.

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I have five extra teeth
    MT can have them if he can take them out and cover my subsequent dental work

    Tam on
  • Forbe!Forbe! Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'll carve you some wooden ones.

    Unless you want stainless steel.

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  • IrukaIruka Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    I feel like everything would taste gross with metal teeth.

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