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Whats your new sign?

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    pfffft

    My horoscope told me to disregard this

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jesus Christ Scorpio grow some fucking stars. Nobody's impressed.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    All Signs: You will find yourself very attracted to horoscope writers.

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Aquarius


    I think I was Aquarius before though? I can't remember this shit.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Also my girlfriend did a thing that said we were a perfect match when we started dating.

    Does that mean we should break up now?

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Grrrrrrr

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Gemini? I'll stick with Cancer thanks.

    Never thought I'd type that.

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    xenu

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    SimBen wrote: »
    Jesus Christ Scorpio grow some fucking stars. Nobody's impressed.

    yeah i like this post

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You...

    You guys know that this doesn't affect you unless you were born during or after 2009, right?

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    KiraKiraKiraKiraKiraKira Fishwife Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So I was an Aries (fire sign, stubborn, hardworking) and now am Pisces (water, introverted, adapts to needs of others).

    But then I suppose I did used to be fiery and stubborn before I had depression. And now that I am on prozac I am a lot more mellow and go with the flow than I was. How nice of them to change 2000 years of tradition just to accommodate my mental illness.

    This is the problem with all pseudo-science: they start with a theory and then allow you to find evidence that matches this theory, and you can ignore any evidence that doesn't fit. In other words most people can make up a story about themselves that fits anything astrology could say about them.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man, I wish I was that fancy new one.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    can I get a holla from my new gemini brothers

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    feebsiclefeebsicle a feebs Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    How is Aquarius an air sign?
    How does that make any sense?

    How is the water bearer

    air

    I'm sorry. But I am a water bender. I will not stand for this poopy doody.

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    HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    You...

    You guys know that this doesn't affect you unless you were born during or after 2009, right?

    Really? Oh thank the stars and goddesses!

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm an Aries now?

    Man fucking hell I liked being a Taurus

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My crazy ex stepsister tried explaining to me once how you're not supposed to use the given dates you're supposed to go by your exact birth time and location. Because that is what made it yours. She also explained that your sign guided your whole life and you should listen to real horoscopes (still not sure what those were) because they can provide insight and guidance.

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    You...

    You guys know that this doesn't affect you unless you were born during or after 2009, right?

    cool

    now I get to be introverted again

    but I'm still feminine

    tell me your plans, universe

    what do you want from me?

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I love how Astrology Central Command was all like shit, science is getting out about the Zodiac no longer being an accurate descriptor of the constellation the Sun was truly in when they were born, what do we do

    How do we make people stop not taking us seriously?

    I KNOW! I'VE GOT IT!

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    You...

    You guys know that this doesn't affect you unless you were born during or after 2009, right?

    turns out precession occurs over thousands of years, not just one

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the universe wants you to be a lesbian

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    You...

    You guys know that this doesn't affect you unless you were born during or after 2009, right?

    I'm pretty sure it's useless regardless of when you were born.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    My crazy ex stepsister tried explaining to me once how you're not supposed to use the given dates you're supposed to go by your exact birth time and location. Because that is what made it yours. She also explained that your sign guided your whole life and you should listen to real horoscopes (still not sure what those were) because they can provide insight and guidance.

    Did you hit her with a bat or other large, heavy object?

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    bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This week you will be tested by challenges related to business, and find support in the people who are close to you.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I dunno the whole Gemini dealio is pretty spot on with me.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I mean why the fuck would I want to be Taurus now

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This week you will breath oxygen and ingest organic matter that will be broken down by your body for sustenance.

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Veretas wrote: »
    You...

    You guys know that this doesn't affect you unless you were born during or after 2009, right?

    OH GOOD BECAUSE I WAS REALLY FUCKING WORRIED ABOUT IT

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    ThreadbareSockThreadbareSock Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I hate this thread.

    My brother's fiancee believes in this nonsense. I bade her to never bring it up around me.

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    VoproSTEINVoproSTEIN howdyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Up next: US finally changing to metric system and everyone adopts the Aztec calender.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Usagi wrote: »
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    My crazy ex stepsister tried explaining to me once how you're not supposed to use the given dates you're supposed to go by your exact birth time and location. Because that is what made it yours. She also explained that your sign guided your whole life and you should listen to real horoscopes (still not sure what those were) because they can provide insight and guidance.

    Did you hit her with a bat or other large, heavy object?

    This was part of Worst Christmas Ever. I was just glad she stopped talking about how 9/11 was an inside job.

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Antimatter wrote: »
    the universe wants you to be a lesbian
    Antimatter wrote: »
    the universe wants you to be a lesbian
    Antimatter wrote: »
    the universe wants you to be a lesbian
    Antimatter wrote: »
    the universe wants you to be a lesbian

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    being a cancer is great because crabs are awesome

    campion i think i know what i want you to draw now

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    Up next: US finally changing to metric system and everyone adopts the Aztec calender.

    I wouldn't mind the first thing

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    SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    VoproSTEIN wrote: »
    Up next: US finally changing to metric system and everyone adopts the Aztec calender.

    <3

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    My crazy ex stepsister tried explaining to me once how you're not supposed to use the given dates you're supposed to go by your exact birth time and location. Because that is what made it yours. She also explained that your sign guided your whole life and you should listen to real horoscopes (still not sure what those were) because they can provide insight and guidance.

    Did you hit her with a bat or other large, heavy object?

    This was part of Worst Christmas Ever. I was just glad she stopped talking about how 9/11 was an inside job.

    Why, because you hate the truth?

    Let me direct you to this youtube video...

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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So uh...

    Last September I got a tattoo.... it's not done yet but....
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    What the fuck do I do now?!

    In all seriousness though I'm not one to read my horoscope everyday and go by what it told me, HOWEVER I do find some of the characteristics of a Libra to be shared with my own traits. So, I do kind of believe myself to be a Libra. Not so much that I think I will only work well with people of a certain sign or all that bullshit but enough to identify with it, ya know? So I dunno. I'm not gonna go change my sign or whatever. Born a Libra, still a Libra. Fuck y'all!
    Fuck

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    BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Antimatter wrote: »
    the universe wants you to be a lesbian

    I'll try my best, universe

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    YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Get out

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My sign didn't change at all. I don't even know what my sign means, fucking bulls. Does that mean i tear up china shops like a pro or something?

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