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I make all my best threads... from Drunken decisions
Legba
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You know those days when you wake up hung over and you're like "what the fuck did I do last night?"
Not this guy!
I told my ex to go goose herself.
edit for clarity:
My ex got engaged, had doubts, started flirting with me again, woke all the old feelings in me and then rubbed my nose in it. And once I tried to see if we should maybe get back together she told me that no, despite repeatedly telling me that she loved me and begging me to stay with her, she was completely committed to her fiance and didn't want to see me.
So I got drunk, built up the Dutch courage required to tell her to go to hell and did so.
Patting myself on the back so hard right now you guys. I mean, in between the wincing and the nausia.
What's the best decision you ever made drunk?
Not this guy!
I told my ex to go goose herself.
edit for clarity:
My ex got engaged, had doubts, started flirting with me again, woke all the old feelings in me and then rubbed my nose in it. And once I tried to see if we should maybe get back together she told me that no, despite repeatedly telling me that she loved me and begging me to stay with her, she was completely committed to her fiance and didn't want to see me.
So I got drunk, built up the Dutch courage required to tell her to go to hell and did so.
Patting myself on the back so hard right now you guys. I mean, in between the wincing and the nausia.
What's the best decision you ever made drunk?
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There are just some decisions that weren't as bad as the rest of the incoherently stupid ideas I've had.
that is sorta like being drunk i guess
And my life will be so much better for it.
you know, never mind
I stumbled onto the free mp3 section they have and woke up with about 300 new songs on my hard drive the next day.
I also thought it was super cool to buy the PS3 steering wheel for GT5 even though I hardly ever play it to begin with.
Still a better alternative to the current work schedule I've got that's left me unable to go out for about 3 weeks straight.
I was wondering how dredging up shit with your ex wasn't a "bad" decision then started making my post and was stuck in that gear.
I guess I'm kinda like Volyu in the "Best Decisions" list. I tell some good stories after a good drunk night, but that's not so much a decision as sober people leading me to talk about something I normally wouldn't and finding the revelations hilarious.
So I got drunk, built up the Dutch courage required to tell her to go to hell and did so.
I feel sick from the booze but man so relieved she's out of my life again. Just hope I have the brains not to repeat my mistake. Again.
I guess it's more telling of the people I used to hang with than anything, but I saw your comment and thought it was like "I can't believe that Jenny bitch don't want none of this. Fuck it, dudes - I'm calling her right now and letting her know what she's missing."
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I have been lucky enough to have quite a few nice things happen to me while drunk, but that was generally in spite of myself
The most immediate bad thing was falling 6 feet into a steel walkway, and then another 2 feet into the dirty irrigation water beneath it. Wasn't even all that drunk for that one, just not paying attention
She did not. She picked him.
Long story short, it doesn't work out between them (because he was a cunt like i had assumed) and she realises she should have picked me.
But nah uh that ship has sailed sugar tits.
But man now that I think about it, I got up to a lot of wacky drunken hijinks in japan. One time involved waking up to find myself peeing on my pillow while at a camp-in thing with a bunch of other people. 4 people to a cabin, and I'm pretty sure I woke up the girl sleeping next to me, who had gone to bed before I had a chance to meet her
That was an awkward next day
Hahahahaha.
Man this is the kind of shit I need to hear this morning.
As if I thought the pillow was the toilet
I actually woke up the next day thinking I had dreamed it, and the fact that my pillow was wet was due to a glass of water getting knocked over next to it (which had also happened)
The only reason I'm pretty sure it really happened was cuz the girl questioned me about it, without going so far as to say she actually saw me do it
When I was a kid I had a fever that had me bedridden for about a week.
It all passed, and I dropped some noticable weight for a while due to having eaten so little.
But at one point it got so bad I was hearing voices, which frightened the living fuck out of me.
Just lying there in bed when I feel a weird chill and suddenly disembodied voicse are whispering unintelligible nonsense coming from directions I couldn't pinpoint. I near cried into my pillow before calling to my dad who had me warm up more to help keep the fever down, or something.
It seemed to work, although it happened a second time another night.
That wasn't a fun week.
And it has worked way more than it has any reason to
I used to sleepwalk when I was younger. When I was six I thought my parents' bed was the toilet in my sleep and almost pissed in it. They woke up and moved me to the bathroom in time though.
I know I have successfully used the toilet in my sleep before though. This time was just 5 meters away.
That same friend has sleep-laughed late at night while staying over on more than one occasion. It's really creepy to hear that, then ask him the next day what he was laughing at, and he has no memory of doing it
that was alright, I guess.
I woke up in a different room on a trampoline at school camp when I was 13. That was weird. It was pretty far from my room as well.
I used to have some pretty fucked up fevers as a kid. I used to eat primarily fruitloops and my mom's clinic full of diseased people was on the upstairs of my house so it would happen pretty often.
The worst was that if I were reading a book I would fever dream different endings over and over and over and over for pretty much the whole day.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Also I do "I love you" a lot when I'm drunk, but it's usually platonic (though I'm not sure people realize that).
What spring does with the cherry trees.
its served me well all these years
This is excellent.
He's a brilliant guy, one of those one in a million type of people you never see many of, if any. Better than you at pretty much everything you're any good at. Yeah, one of those people. He's got a great sense of humor, so it's easy enough to get along with him even if he can be an arrogant douche at times (which I guess is naturally occurring when you know for a fact that you're better than most people). I'm talking Ozymondias level nonsense. Some of the shit he's capable of is kind of insane.
Anyway, this guy barely sleeps at all. Maybe a few hours a day, and often doesn't get any sleep at all for a couple days at a time or so. Thing is, sometimes my friends and his family don't realize when he sleeps because he is doing normal day routine stuff. While he is sleeping.
He's mentioned having woken up in his car, late in the afternoon, calling work, and finding out that he did a shift without realizing it.
Apparently some of the work he does is so mind numbingly easy for him, he can literally do it in his sleep.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
I'm playing Apples to Apples, watching Knowing, shooting the shit with cool people and hearing about cool drunken stories. And I feel so incredibly pleased with my drunken self.
Yeah, I slept on the floor of my office last night and I'm working a double shift at the video shop. But even so.
Best hangover ever.
You only do this when drunk?
Hmmm. Never considered limiting myself like that before.