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KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
edited January 2011 in Social Entropy++
I am looking for a roommate and I had a very, very attractive young lady come look at the room last night. I figured I'd bring her in, she'd be dull as cardboard, and we'd go on with our lives. That did not happen. Turns out she is kind of artsy and cute. She is also a burlesque dancer, and I am too much of a square to deal with that.

I've got a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. And a boner in my pants.

On the one hand, she's really cool. She's into art history, as am I. I have a ridiculous weakness for cute, artsy girls. If I were single, I wouldn't hesitate for a second.

On the other hand, I'm not single, and living with someone I'm attracted to would be a big fucking mistake. So, I'm gonna turn her down.

tl;dr: I'm a giant wiener.

alt post: how many fingers should i put up her pooper?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    How serious are you in your other relationship?

    Is the potential room mate in a relationship?

    Do you have pictures of either of the women involved in this story? Particularly boobies?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Send her my way??

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
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    Hahaha :^:

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Send her my way??

    no this is my post I made this post

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Send her my way??

    no this is my post I made this post

    i can't wait to meet her!!!!

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The Geek wrote: »
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    excellent post

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    sending her on her way is probably the right decision if you're not single and you recognize you'd be tempted if she lived with you, so good job

    actually even if you had been single you should probably still have sent her on her way cuz living with someone you plan to bone later on sounds like a recipe for disaster to me

    alt answer: three

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Meissnerd called dibs, he gets her. Sorry, Pip.

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  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is tired of her shit.

    If your other relationship is good, I'd just stick with that.

    Alternatively, she probably has some hot friends, and they'd probably let you watch them make out when they're drunk.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    I am looking for a roommate and I had a very, very attractive young lady come look at the room last night. I figured I'd bring her in, she'd be dull as cardboard, and we'd go on with our lives. That did not happen. Turns out she is kind of artsy and cute. She is also a burlesque dancer, and I am too much of a square to deal with that.

    I've got a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. And a boner in my pants.

    On the one hand, she's really cool. She's into art history, as am I. I have a ridiculous weakness for cute, artsy girls. If I were single, I wouldn't hesitate for a second.

    On the other hand, I'm not single, and living with someone I'm attracted to would be a big fucking mistake. So, I'm gonna turn her down.

    tl;dr: I'm a giant wiener.

    alt post: how many fingers should i put up her pooper?

    all of them (10)

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I have an extra bedroom that I can rent out.

    Go ahead and send her over

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    I am looking for a roommate and I had a very, very attractive young lady come look at the room last night. I figured I'd bring her in, she'd be dull as cardboard, and we'd go on with our lives. That did not happen. Turns out she is kind of artsy and cute. She is also a burlesque dancer, and I am too much of a square to deal with that.

    I've got a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. And a boner in my pants.

    On the one hand, she's really cool. She's into art history, as am I. I have a ridiculous weakness for cute, artsy girls. If I were single, I wouldn't hesitate for a second.

    On the other hand, I'm not single, and living with someone I'm attracted to would be a big fucking mistake. So, I'm gonna turn her down.

    tl;dr: I'm a giant wiener.

    alt post: how many fingers should i put up her pooper?

    Hey, look what I can do

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    GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Meissnerd called dibs, he gets her. Sorry, Pip.

    what if I beat up the snerd

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tossrock wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    I am looking for a roommate and I had a very, very attractive young lady come look at the room last night. I figured I'd bring her in, she'd be dull as cardboard, and we'd go on with our lives. That did not happen. Turns out she is kind of artsy and cute. She is also a burlesque dancer, and I am too much of a square to deal with that.

    I've got a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other. And a boner in my pants.

    On the one hand, she's really cool. She's into art history, as am I. I have a ridiculous weakness for cute, artsy girls. If I were single, I wouldn't hesitate for a second.

    On the other hand, I'm not single, and living with someone I'm attracted to would be a big fucking mistake. So, I'm gonna turn her down.

    tl;dr: I'm a giant wiener.

    alt post: how many fingers should i put up her pooper?

    all of them (10)

    Give her the shocker instead.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    redhead wrote: »
    sending her on her way is probably the right decision if you're not single and you recognize you'd be tempted if she lived with you, so good job

    actually even if you had been single you should probably still have sent her on her way cuz living with someone you plan to bone later on sounds like a recipe for disaster to me

    alt answer: three

    redhead i'm sorry i didn't get to say nice things about you in the forumer opinion thread (I blame having pneumonia)

    my opinion is that You Are Rad

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    Meissnerd called dibs, he gets her. Sorry, Pip.

    what if I beat up the snerd

    thunderdome rules apply, so that's cool

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    When I made this thread, I was really hoping that trent steel would come out of nowhere and post a story about a hot roommate that he boned/wanted to bone

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    KrunkMcGrunk wrote: »
    When I made this thread, I was really hoping that trent steel would come out of nowhere and post a story about a hot roommate that he boned/wanted to bone

    you mean cousin

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't think he's been related to any of his roomates

    god dammit pip

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tell her the room is hers if she's into casual sex. Either she'll leave and you'll never hear from her again, or hot and cold running sex 24/7. It's a win-win.

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Do it. Film it. Turn it into a sitcom.

    This post turned out raunchier than I intended.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i think you need to post pics for that to happen. and for us to make a measured, rational judgment as to your decision.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Tell her the room is hers if she's into casual sex. Either she'll leave and you'll never hear from her again, or hot and cold running sex 24/7. It's a win-win.

    promote this man immediately

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Tell her the room is hers if she's into casual sex. Either she'll leave and you'll never hear from her again, or hot and cold running sex 24/7. It's a win-win.

    promote this man immediately

    I'm like the Mythbusters, except I solve problems that are important with logic and science. Sexy problems.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    If she's a burlesque dancer that means she's cool with being naked all the time

    think about that

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Tossrock wrote: »
    redhead wrote: »
    sending her on her way is probably the right decision if you're not single and you recognize you'd be tempted if she lived with you, so good job

    actually even if you had been single you should probably still have sent her on her way cuz living with someone you plan to bone later on sounds like a recipe for disaster to me

    alt answer: three

    redhead i'm sorry i didn't get to say nice things about you in the forumer opinion thread (I blame having pneumonia)

    my opinion is that You Are Rad

    pneumonia? psh, maybe if you'd had hantavirus i'd consider letting you off the hook. nice try.

    (<3)

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I think they wrote a book about this called Sofie's Choice

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    right but uh is krunks gf a burlesque dancer

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Tell her the room is hers if she's into casual sex. Either she'll leave and you'll never hear from her again, or hot and cold running sex 24/7. It's a win-win.

    promote this man immediately

    boy's a straight shooter

    upper management written all over him
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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The only thing better than a burlesque dancer is two burlesque dancers.

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Krentz wrote: »
    I think they wrote a book about this called The Diary of Anne Frank

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The other question you need to ask yourself is is she at all interested in you.

    I mean, this problem kind of indicates that it would be inevitable, but maybe she isn't really attracted to you at all?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    The only thing better than a burlesque dancer is two burlesque dancers.

    or like

    you're dating stoya

    that would be better

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    YoSoyTheWalrus wrote: »
    Krentz wrote: »
    I think they wrote a book about this called Mein Kampf

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    She's probably a lesbian.

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  • YoSoyTheWalrusYoSoyTheWalrus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    The other question you need to ask yourself is is she at all interested in you.

    I mean, this problem kind of indicates that it would be inevitable, but maybe she isn't really attracted to you at all?

    UNTHINKABLE

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    The only thing better than a burlesque dancer is two burlesque dancers.

    or like

    you're dating stoya

    that would be better

    "dating"

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The only winning move is not to play

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