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Re: [mini Phalla] Mafia Phalla: Village (Mafia) Victory!

REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface RageingtonRegistered User regular
edited January 2011 in Critical Failures
Mafia Phalla

What's a Phalla?

See all the standard phalla rules? They apply here. You must post at least twice a day, one needs to contain a vote in bold red. Sign-up in bold lime.

The theme for this game centers around organized crime from various different areas and time periods of the US.

This phalla is for 25 players. Signups will be open until Monday around noon PST. This will be a very vanilla Phalla. Vote close will happen at 12pm PST. Be aware that this will happen while I am at work and some stuff may not be accessible by me, so that time can be subject to change.

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Player List:
    1. Dunadan019 - beaten at his own game
    2. SeGaTai - tied
    3. Ringo - shot
    4. 3clipse - pro'd, hosed
    5. CaptainPlanet82 - popular
    6. Kellie - popular
    7. Extermatott - pro'd
    8. Nodgarb - pro'd
    9. Alt_Raven - toast
    10. sterling3763 - survived
    11. The Anonymous - fried
    12. Mordroth - drug'd
    13. Spoit - Sst. Sst.
    14. Matev - popular
    15. tayh2o9 - toast
    16. Sir Fabulous - swirlied
    17. Raakam - staked
    18. schuss - nailed, pro'd
    19. Phyphor - popular
    20. Wildcat - shot

    Narrations:
    Day 1
    Day 2
    Day 3
    Day 4
    Day 5
    Epilogue

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    signup

    Dunadan019 on
  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    SIgnup

    SeGaTai on
    PSN SeGaTai
  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oy, you! DEAL WITH IT

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    S-s-s-signup

    3clipse on
    YaYa wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I want to signup but I won't.

    Sir Fabulous on
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    I won $200 playing mafia once.
    Check out the VODs here
  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    more vanilla?

    well okay

    Alegis on
  • KellieKellie Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Okay then.

    Kellie on
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    “If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.” - Mark Twain
  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Mafia Mafia

    Extermatott on
  • NodgarbNodgarb Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Chocolate

    Nodgarb on
  • Alt_RavenAlt_Raven Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Who wants to be a Mafia?

    Alt_Raven on
    You touched my Tra-La-La!
  • sterling3763sterling3763 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Me too

    sterling3763 on
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am the mafias. All of them.

    The Anonymous on
  • MordrothMordroth EntrepreNerd New Republic of AlbertaRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I prefer French Vanilla.

    Mordroth on
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sure

    Spoit on
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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I lied in the other thread.

    I actually blame Spoit

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That's great ringo. Specially since duna finally got day one'd, so I can get a new grudge:twisted:

    Spoit on
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  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    To arms!

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Signing up

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Spoit wrote: »
    That's great ringo. Specially since duna finally got day one'd, so I can get a new grudge:twisted:

    you do know that the only person whose been day 1'd more than me and still plays is probably Kime right?

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    retracting sign-up


    not going to be phallaing for a while D:

    Alegis on
  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i think this might be full, but sign up or reserve if that is the case.

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  • tayh2o9tayh2o9 Registered User
    edited January 2011
    SIGN UP

    I am new to this, just trying it out. Don't hate me please :D

    tayh2o9 on
    L, do you know: Gods of Death love apples?
  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User
    edited January 2011
    tayh2o9 wrote: »
    SIGN UP

    I am new to this, just trying it out. Don't hate me please :D

    Rule #1, always trust Extermatott.

    Extermatott on
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ah what the hell. Sign up.

    And Exty? Are you really doing that overdone thing? Kime's gonna find you.

    Sir Fabulous on
    pickup-sig.php?name=Orthanc

    I won $200 playing mafia once.
    Check out the VODs here
  • RaakamRaakam Too many years... CanadalandRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You know, I have some time this week - Sign up

    Raakam on
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    they don't it be like it is but it do
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Still 8 spots left, and role PMs go out in about 4 hours.

    Please fill my game so I don't have to get all silly and re-balance it.

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  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sure

    Can I apply for the "Unkillable blood god" role? Is that in vanilla?

    schuss on
  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    REG RYSK DOESN'T KNOW BALANCE FROM A KICK IN THE ASS*

    so maybe?

    *What's the last game you put together, Reg?

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    What's the worst that could happen?

    Phyphor on
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    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Fine then

    !He pulls out a knife, you pull out a Vlad. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to Wangshire. That's the Phalla way!

    Wildcat on
  • RingoRingo Out of things to say Heartbreak HillRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I love you, Wildcat




    wildcat

    Ringo on
    Sterica wrote: »
    I know my last visit to my grandpa on his deathbed was to find out how the whole Nazi werewolf thing turned out.
    Edcrab's Exigency RPG
  • ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Ah what the hell. Sign up.

    And Exty? Are you really doing that overdone thing? Kime's gonna find you.

    It's because he is my friend and friends always trust eachother. ;)

    Extermatott on
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ringo wrote: »
    REG RYSK DOESN'T KNOW BALANCE FROM A KICK IN THE ASS*

    so maybe?

    *What's the last game you put together, Reg?

    Last one was Dragon Age mini done with Egos.

    That was not vanilla, this one definitively is.

    REG Rysk on
  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wildcat for Phalla hero of the year.

    3clipse on
    YaYa wrote: »
    FUCK YEAH LET'S FIGHT THE MOON
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ringo wrote: »
    I love you, Wildcat




    wildcat

    The feeling's mutual

    Wildcat on
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Just like a seer to bring a guard to a Burnage Phalla.[/brogue]

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You're nothing but a mouthpiece and a villager!
    3clipse wrote: »
    Wildcat for Phalla hero of the year.

    Aw, shucks.

    Wildcat on
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sign Ups are closed.

    Rebalancing for 20 players.

    Narration and PMs incoming soonish.

    REG Rysk on
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The tone was grim around the club lately; several of the regulars hadn't been comin' around like they normally would. Now, in this type of world, that kind of stuff happens regularly. The problem is, normally somebody is bragging how they knee-capped this goombah before they buried him in a grave he dug on his own or how they tossed him into the drink with his head stickin' out the top of a barrel. But these guys, mostly enforcers and the like, nobody knows where they were or who dun it.

    The boss had called a meeting with all his capos, figuring one of the lousy scumbags was trying to put a move on another crew. Everybody swore up and down they had no idea. Even the rattiest of 'em checked out okay. Really, why wouldn't they be content? The boss doesn't interfere much, he gives em freedom to operate.

    "God-damn Frankie, keep your hands to yourself", some sweet little canary yells from the dressing room. "We're done I toldja, so get out before I call your pop in here and tell him what you're doin'!"

    "Relax baby, relax."

    Frankie strolls over and takes a seat at the table with the others. What a shit-head this kid is; thinks because he's the bosses runt he can do as he pleases. He don't know a thing about-

    "Where is he? Where's the Don? He calls us all here and don't even bother showin' up?" one guy hollers from the end of the table.

    "He'll be right in," I say with a smirk. These guys had no idea...

    The Don crashes down from the rafters right on top of the table. Well, whatever was left of him did at least. Blood splattered across the attendees fancy-assed suits and they all jumped up from the table. Confused cries echoed out, as a woman's voice echoes on the loudspeaker.

    "You sons-of-dogs been runnin' this town too long. We ain't gonna' take it anymore. This is your one and only chance to scram, or we start weedin'!"

    Frankie speaks up first, "Like hell lady, do you know who you're fuckin' with?" This statement pleases me greatly. I draw a tommy gun from under my coat, several others do the same. Guns aren't allowed in this room, ever. The thunderous roar of gunfire fills the room as bodies drop like the flies they are. When the shooting stops (not after several magazines of ammunition are happily expended) silence floods the room.

    Cut by the whimper of a young woman, I rush over and kick in the door of the dressing room and drag her into the light. "Run along and tell 'em what you saw. We're takin' our town back. Anybody who wants to leave can do so peacefully. But...I hope they stay..."

    Day 1 starts now and ends tomorrow at 12pm PST.

    Role PMs are on their way.


    Day 0 dead:
    The Don - butchered
    Frankie - perforated

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