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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I've been shaving it for years and it no longer itches when I do it

    I've also been shaving rane's pubes for years and it's never itched for me.
    The first few days it's gonna itch, but eventually it goes away. I don't trim because then you've got a porcupine situation and nobody likes that on their sensitive areas.

    TankHammer on
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    I like the hairless look
    What about razor burn and stuff? It just seems like too much risk for too little reward. I only would go to that extent of hair removal if a girlfriend requested. Forget about the random ladies.

    Dynagrip on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    what else do i win

    ham hammer on
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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    i kind of want that body trimmer thing to see how well it works

    i also want to hire a young Tibetan boy to shave my ass because fuck, it just makes poop messier

    you would end up with the nastiest, sweatiest ass in all the land, keith

    Rankenphile on
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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    ham hammer wrote:
    what else do i win
    me, on a pillow, naked

    Kusuguttai on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I like the hairless look
    What about razor burn and stuff? It just seems like too much risk for too little reward. I only would go to that extent of hair removal if a girlfriend requested. Forget about the random ladies.

    I don;t get noticeable razor burn ever

    like not even face, also don't get infections and I clot almost instantly

    Raneados on
  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    what else do i win
    me, on a pillow, naked

    Sounds like a hell of a prize to me

    Arcibi on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    i kind of want that body trimmer thing to see how well it works

    i also want to hire a young Tibetan boy to shave my ass because fuck, it just makes poop messier

    you would end up with the nastiest, sweatiest ass in all the land, keith

    what if i kept paper towels shoved in there

    Garlic Bread on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    i kind of want that body trimmer thing to see how well it works

    i also want to hire a young Tibetan boy to shave my ass because fuck, it just makes poop messier

    you would end up with the nastiest, sweatiest ass in all the land, keith

    what if i kept paper towels shoved in there

    well that sounds rather handy, now that you mention it

    Rankenphile on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    seriously though when i move out i am going to go see a therapist about that

    The Far Side on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    seriously though when i move out i am going to go see a therapist about that

    about what?

    also I want to see a hot picture that people keep talking about

    Raneados on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    seriously though when i move out i am going to go see a therapist about that

    about what?

    also I want to see a hot picture that people keep talking about
    the whole getting estrogen thing

    also I'll pm it to you in a moment

    The Far Side on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    seriously though when i move out i am going to go see a therapist about that

    about what?

    also I want to see a hot picture that people keep talking about
    the whole getting estrogen thing

    also I'll pm it to you in a moment

    pm me the estrogen thing too

    Raneados on
  • SavedSaved Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I like the hairless look
    What about razor burn and stuff? It just seems like too much risk for too little reward. I only would go to that extent of hair removal if a girlfriend requested. Forget about the random ladies.

    I don;t get noticeable razor burn ever

    like not even face, also don't get infections and I clot almost instantly

    That's kind of like Wolverine

    You'd have to shave with razor claws though

    Saved on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    theSAVED wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I like the hairless look
    What about razor burn and stuff? It just seems like too much risk for too little reward. I only would go to that extent of hair removal if a girlfriend requested. Forget about the random ladies.

    I don;t get noticeable razor burn ever

    like not even face, also don't get infections and I clot almost instantly

    That's kind of like Wolverine

    You'd have to shave with razor claws though


    haha, you're back, you gay?

    Raneados on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    theSAVED wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I like the hairless look
    What about razor burn and stuff? It just seems like too much risk for too little reward. I only would go to that extent of hair removal if a girlfriend requested. Forget about the random ladies.

    I don;t get noticeable razor burn ever

    like not even face, also don't get infections and I clot almost instantly

    That's kind of like Wolverine

    You'd have to shave with razor claws though

    what about Kid Crusader

    Garlic Bread on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I like the hairless look
    What about razor burn and stuff? It just seems like too much risk for too little reward. I only would go to that extent of hair removal if a girlfriend requested. Forget about the random ladies.

    I don;t get noticeable razor burn ever

    like not even face, also don't get infections and I clot almost instantly

    That's kind of like Wolverine

    You'd have to shave with razor claws though

    what about Kid Crusader
    theSAVED what is your opinion on the separation of church and state

    The Far Side on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I like the hairless look
    What about razor burn and stuff? It just seems like too much risk for too little reward. I only would go to that extent of hair removal if a girlfriend requested. Forget about the random ladies.

    I don;t get noticeable razor burn ever

    like not even face, also don't get infections and I clot almost instantly

    That's kind of like Wolverine

    You'd have to shave with razor claws though

    what about Kid Crusader
    theSAVED what is your opinion on the separation of church and state

    theSAVED what is your opinion on the joining of church and rape

    Garlic Bread on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I like the hairless look
    What about razor burn and stuff? It just seems like too much risk for too little reward. I only would go to that extent of hair removal if a girlfriend requested. Forget about the random ladies.

    I don;t get noticeable razor burn ever

    like not even face, also don't get infections and I clot almost instantly

    That's kind of like Wolverine

    You'd have to shave with razor claws though

    what about Kid Crusader
    theSAVED what is your opinion on the separation of church and state

    theSAVED what is your opinion on the joining of church and rape

    theSAVED what is your opinion on the combination of church and grapes?

    Rankenphile on
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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think this will be the best page.

    ascot on
  • SavedSaved Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Honestly now that I'm back on my stuff I'm pretty cool with most of it.

    Church is cool if you go to a good one

    Rape is not so cool in real life, but funnier on the internet

    Grapes are really nice - the purple sweet ones are nice and the more sour grape ones are refreshing

    Saved on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    seriously though when i move out i am going to go see a therapist about that

    about what?

    also I want to see a hot picture that people keep talking about
    the whole getting estrogen thing

    also I'll pm it to you in a moment

    pm me the estrogen thing too
    sup, probable sexchange after high school

    The Far Side on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    theSAVED how do you stand on forced prayer in schools

    theSAVED how do you stand your brother that goes to MIT stealing my internet

    theSAVED can you comment on the recent influx of retarts

    Raneados on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    theSAVED what is the largest five-digit prime number?

    theSAVED what are your feelings in regards to the death penalty?

    theSAVED how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootie Pop?

    Rankenphile on
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  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    thesaved r u member of aryan nation y/n?

    suttbecks on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    theSAVED wrote:
    Church is cool if you go to a good one


    this is not true

    i went to church every week for like 16 years

    Garlic Bread on
  • suttbeckssuttbecks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    anyone else vandalize synagogues???

    suttbecks on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    theSAVED wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    I like the hairless look
    What about razor burn and stuff? It just seems like too much risk for too little reward. I only would go to that extent of hair removal if a girlfriend requested. Forget about the random ladies.

    I don;t get noticeable razor burn ever

    like not even face, also don't get infections and I clot almost instantly

    That's kind of like Wolverine

    You'd have to shave with razor claws though

    what about Kid Crusader
    theSAVED what is your opinion on the separation of church and state

    theSAVED what is your opinion on the joining of church and rape

    theSAVED what is your opinion on the combination of church and grapes?
    Strict, Kashrut-observing Jews can't consume grape products produced by goyim.

    So no mixing church and grapes.

    naporeon on
  • SavedSaved Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    oh boy :oops:


    um... I'm not really sure what the answers are to most of those questions.


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

    That might help?

    Saved on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    retarded-superman.jpg

    Rankenphile on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    Rank, that was kind of mean.

    To Corky.

    naporeon on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Kusuguttai wrote:
    ham hammer wrote:
    what else do i win
    me, on a pillow, naked

    this is all i ever wanted

    ham hammer on
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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    theSAVED how do you respond to allegations of the following:
    theSAVED wrote:
    look you fucking fags you'd better sotp this shit RIGHT NOW

    you do NOT want to make an EMEMY out of theSAVED


    my bro works at MIT and if you keep this bullshit up I will get him to HACK your pcs

    look I am a reasonable guy but you fuckers are pushing my patience

    if you keep this up you will find that your internet doesn't work, your bank accounts are gone, your drivers license won't work and your precious penny arcade website will be melted down

    SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME OKAY? It's not in your best interest

    you people are honestly too juvenile to breathe

    retarts

    Raneados on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    naporeon wrote:
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    Rank, that was kind of mean.

    To Corky.

    Life goes on.

    Rankenphile on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    Raneados wrote:
    seriously though when i move out i am going to go see a therapist about that

    about what?

    also I want to see a hot picture that people keep talking about
    the whole getting estrogen thing

    also I'll pm it to you in a moment

    pm me the estrogen thing too
    sup, probable sexchange after high school
    divulging deep dark secrets to SE

    The Far Side on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    theSAVED how do you respond to allegations of the following:
    theSAVED wrote:
    look you fucking fags you'd better sotp this shit RIGHT NOW

    you do NOT want to make an EMEMY out of theSAVED


    my bro works at MIT and if you keep this bullshit up I will get him to HACK your pcs

    look I am a reasonable guy but you fuckers are pushing my patience

    if you keep this up you will find that your internet doesn't work, your bank accounts are gone, your drivers license won't work and your precious penny arcade website will be melted down

    SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME OKAY? It's not in your best interest

    you people are honestly too juvenile to breathe

    retarts

    rane

    don't

    my drivers license totally stopped working yesterday

    I think he's serious

    Rankenphile on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    A nice, cheap aftershave lotion solves the issue of razor burn.

    Also, my company does business in Cambridge, right near MIT so if theSAVED's brother steals our internets and destroys our precious Penny-Arcade I can just go over there and get it back from him. Maybe we'll chill out, talk about internet badasses and holy crusades, grab a beer and agree to meet up next weekend for bowling and sodomy.

    Just lettin you know.

    TankHammer on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Raneados wrote:
    theSAVED how do you respond to allegations of the following:
    theSAVED wrote:
    look you fucking fags you'd better sotp this shit RIGHT NOW

    you do NOT want to make an EMEMY out of theSAVED


    my bro works at MIT and if you keep this bullshit up I will get him to HACK your pcs

    look I am a reasonable guy but you fuckers are pushing my patience

    if you keep this up you will find that your internet doesn't work, your bank accounts are gone, your drivers license won't work and your precious penny arcade website will be melted down

    SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME OKAY? It's not in your best interest

    you people are honestly too juvenile to breathe

    retarts
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    My client does not need to answer that question!

    Darth Waiter on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    guys theSAVED is just being a good christian like all the rest of you should be, lay off please

    Fallout on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    guys theSAVED is just being a good christian like all the rest of you should be, lay off please
    Seriously, what's the problem you faggots? Can't handle hearing the Truth?
    It's jealousy SAVED, don't let it get to you.

    TankHammer on
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