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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I would laugh really hard if he couldn't do girly-push-ups either.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    I would laugh really hard if he couldn't do girly-push-ups either.

    don't they just mean "bounce on your tits"?

    Garlic Bread on
  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I would laugh really hard if he couldn't do girly-push-ups either.

    don't they just mean "bounce on your tits"?

    that's what she said

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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Jordyn wrote:
    I would laugh really hard if he couldn't do girly-push-ups either.

    don't they just mean "bounce on your tits"?
    that must hurt something terrible

    The Far Side on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag

    Garlic Bread on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag
    That is disgusting

    The Far Side on
  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag

    that sounds like the most unimaginably painful and erotic thing

    DaySleeper on
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  • QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DaySleeper wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag

    that sounds like the most unimaginably painful and erotic thing

    Quethal on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag
    That is disgusting

    you say that now

    also you will want to have the biggest beef curtains the world has ever seen

    Garlic Bread on
  • FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag
    That is disgusting

    you say that now

    also you will want to have the biggest beef curtains the world has ever seen

    Ahh, Jesus.

    Quit sayin' dirty stuff for a second, will ya?

    Framling on
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    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Framling wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag
    That is disgusting

    you say that now

    also you will want to have the biggest beef curtains the world has ever seen

    Ahh, Jesus.

    Quit sayin' dirty stuff for a second, will ya?

    I am serious

    they will be so big he will have small dogs jumping up and clamping on just to get a thrill

    Garlic Bread on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag
    That is disgusting

    you say that now

    also you will want to have the biggest beef curtains the world has ever seen

    Ahh, Jesus.

    Quit sayin' dirty stuff for a second, will ya?

    I am serious

    they will be so big he will have small dogs jumping up and clamping on just to get a thrill
    ugh my stomach just lurched

    The Far Side on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag
    That is disgusting

    you say that now

    also you will want to have the biggest beef curtains the world has ever seen

    Ahh, Jesus.

    Quit sayin' dirty stuff for a second, will ya?

    I am serious

    they will be so big he will have small dogs jumping up and clamping on just to get a thrill
    ugh my stomach just lurched

    They will be elastic and you can stretch them out and use them to fly

    Garlic Bread on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag
    That is disgusting

    you say that now

    also you will want to have the biggest beef curtains the world has ever seen

    Ahh, Jesus.

    Quit sayin' dirty stuff for a second, will ya?

    I am serious

    they will be so big he will have small dogs jumping up and clamping on just to get a thrill
    ugh my stomach just lurched

    They will be elastic and you can stretch them out and use them to fly

    Taco Bell will hire you to advertise their triple-quadruple-sized chalupa

    Garlic Bread on
  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag
    That is disgusting

    you say that now

    also you will want to have the biggest beef curtains the world has ever seen

    Ahh, Jesus.

    Quit sayin' dirty stuff for a second, will ya?

    I am serious

    they will be so big he will have small dogs jumping up and clamping on just to get a thrill
    ugh my stomach just lurched

    They will be elastic and you can stretch them out and use them to fly

    It will make a noise like a helicopter.

    A terrifying, terrifying helicopter.

    jimninja on
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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    jimninja wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag
    That is disgusting

    you say that now

    also you will want to have the biggest beef curtains the world has ever seen

    Ahh, Jesus.

    Quit sayin' dirty stuff for a second, will ya?

    I am serious

    they will be so big he will have small dogs jumping up and clamping on just to get a thrill
    ugh my stomach just lurched

    They will be elastic and you can stretch them out and use them to fly

    It will make a noise like a helicopter.

    A terrifying, terrifying helicopter.

    When he has a vaginal fart, he becomes a hovercraft

    Garlic Bread on
  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith wrote:
    jimninja wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Framling wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    Keith wrote:
    TFS says he's all normal but by the time the surgery comes, he's gonna have this whole mental thing where he needs the biggest tits possible and they're gonna be so big that he hits his knees on them when he walks and they don't even sag
    That is disgusting

    you say that now

    also you will want to have the biggest beef curtains the world has ever seen

    Ahh, Jesus.

    Quit sayin' dirty stuff for a second, will ya?

    I am serious

    they will be so big he will have small dogs jumping up and clamping on just to get a thrill
    ugh my stomach just lurched

    They will be elastic and you can stretch them out and use them to fly

    It will make a noise like a helicopter.

    A terrifying, terrifying helicopter.

    When he has a vaginal fart, he becomes a hovercraft

    He is the terror that flaps in the night.

    jimninja on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    I AM

    DARKWINGVAGOO

    The Far Side on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    he's gonna get a penis extension just so he can have a bigger clitoris than Chyna

    Garlic Bread on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    keith what the hell are you doing

    PiptheFair on
  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    showing you the future

    Garlic Bread on
  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    keith what the hell are you doing

    something hilarious

    Arcibi on
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  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arcibi wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    keith what the hell are you doing

    something hilarious

    watchin cky

    Akilae729 on
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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Guys I have an erection

    What do I do with it

    pls make this a poll

    Favlaud on
  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Favlaud wrote:
    Guys I have an erection

    What do I do with it

    pls make this a poll

    quetzi

    do quetzi

    DaySleeper on
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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DaySleeper wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Guys I have an erection

    What do I do with it

    pls make this a poll

    quetzi

    do quetzi

    Where is he then

    Favlaud on
  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Favlaud wrote:
    DaySleeper wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Guys I have an erection

    What do I do with it

    pls make this a poll

    quetzi

    do quetzi

    Where is he then
    I SENT YOU THAT PICTURE~

    The Far Side on
  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Favlaud wrote:
    DaySleeper wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Guys I have an erection

    What do I do with it

    pls make this a poll

    quetzi

    do quetzi

    Where is he then
    I SENT YOU THAT PICTURE~

    Yes you did

    Favlaud on
  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Favlaud wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    DaySleeper wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Guys I have an erection

    What do I do with it

    pls make this a poll

    quetzi

    do quetzi

    Where is he then
    I SENT YOU THAT PICTURE~

    Yes you did

    Favlaud are you sure you didn't date Grumbles?

    Maybe you dated her by accident one day and forgot about it after.

    Brolo on
  • MightyMighty Omeganaut '15 '16 '17 NebraskaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Keith for gayest forumer.

    Mighty on
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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rolo wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    DaySleeper wrote:
    Favlaud wrote:
    Guys I have an erection

    What do I do with it

    pls make this a poll

    quetzi

    do quetzi

    Where is he then
    I SENT YOU THAT PICTURE~

    Yes you did

    Favlaud are you sure you didn't date Grumbles?

    Maybe you dated her by accident one day and forgot about it after.

    What is this thing you have with me and grumbles suddenly I do not understand

    Favlaud on
  • revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    i nominate keith for best kieth of the year

    revolve on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    revolve wrote:
    i nominate keith for best kieth of the year
    revolve what do you nominate me for

    The Far Side on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    revolve wrote:
    i nominate keith for best kieth of the year
    revolve what do you nominate me for

    Best hat.

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  • revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    revolve wrote:
    i nominate keith for best kieth of the year
    revolve what do you nominate me for

    why you are nominated for best r&b album


    "tfs sings the blues"


    produced by dr dre

    revolve on
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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    AHH! wrote:
    Well I have the best sig then because I called it

    Seriously, fuck Carl Sagen.

    oh no you din't

    AHH! on
  • revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    he didt AHH, he didt

    revolve on
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  • The Far SideThe Far Side __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    AHH! wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    AHH! wrote:
    Well I have the best sig then because I called it

    Seriously, fuck Carl Sagen.

    oh no you din't
    oh what the hell

    ahh let us get him

    (also hey do you want a copy of pale blue dot, toss me a PM if you do)

    The Far Side on
  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    AHH! wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    AHH! wrote:
    Well I have the best sig then because I called it

    Seriously, fuck Carl Sagen.

    oh no you din't
    oh what the hell

    ahh let us get him

    (also hey do you want a copy of pale blue dot, toss me a PM if you do)

    Thanks, but I gots the book + audiobook

    Sagan's voice is so soothing and orgasmic

    "yoooniverse"

    we can still get him though. pound his faggoty little dick in :x

    AHH! on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I would like to nominate myself for best use of a Bee related image that did not make people cringe when they saw it.

    B.C. on
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