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[Mass Effect] This is a civilian thread. You're lucky we're wearing pants.

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    That won't work.

    Their mind-bones are too large for their mind-hoohas so...

    ...dammit Dox, what have you done to me?!

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hmm...I thought Turian females weren't supposed to have boobs.

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Aren't male turian's chests also kinda pointy?

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    are they naturally bald or did she just "shave" her fringe off? Garrus said female fringes are supposed to be attractive

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dox the PI wrote: »
    Why would the reapers want the filthy batarians

    Clearly we have to whore out the Asari to win

    We could even use humans, if nothing else would work. I mean, they only need millions.

    Back in ME1, I would have thought that a problem, given the largest colony had a population a little over 4 million. But by ME2?

    Mankind has expanded like nobody's business. Dozens of colonies with populations around six million or so. Could work, if the Reapers would ditch once they're done.

    Alternately, you could have the council set up a better managed Ilos. Noah's Ark project, set up a stable population of every intelligent species but the Batarians on some tolerable garden world on the ass-end of space, remove the relays, and hey presto. You don't "win" but you get 50,000 years of scientific knowledge to help the next set of suckers. Heck, if you left Legion with them, you'd have firsthand experience to work with next go round. Should be enough edge.

    But we know those are chump solutions. This is a problem that will be solved like all problems are solved.

    Vanguard charge.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    you are grossly overestimating non-Shepard competence

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Everybody just be very, very quite when the reapers arrive

    they'll get confused and go home

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  • LucascraftLucascraft Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Are reapers like T-Rexes? They can't see you if you're holding still?

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Lucascraft wrote: »
    Are reapers like T-Rexes? They can't see you if you're holding still?

    Judging from Ilos?

    Yes.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    keep in mind that the harvests take some time, the protheans had to be kept in cryo so long that most of them were cut off to save power

    now if the council was in charge of such an operation everyone would be dead within the week, the protheans were much more advanced than us and handled it as well as they possibly could have.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    -Tal wrote: »
    keep in mind that the harvests take some time, the protheans had to be kept in cryo so long that most of them were cut off to save power

    now if the council was in charge of such an operation everyone would be dead within the week, the protheans were much more advanced than us and handled it as well as they possibly could have.

    If Cerberus was in charge, everyone would be dead before the papers were drawn up, somehow empowering the Reapers more than any other method, and somehow there would be Thorian creepers everywhere.

    Hey, the Thorian! More proof that hiding works.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I doubt the reapers care to harvest the Thorian. Sovereign was aware of it and it was aware of the reapers, but it is too unique to be useful and is not a threat to them.

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    It doesn't explicitly state that they built Omega.

    True, it doesn't explicitly say it, but it certainly implies it. Here's the context.
    He would have made even better time if he wasn't constantly slowing down to study various structural and architectural features of the station. He had seen it all before, of course, but he felt like he was looking at it through fresh eyes; taking every detail and comparing it against some half-remembered blueprint he didn't actually ever remember seeing.

    The cycle continues. Each civilization brings change, yet the works of our kind are eternal.

    Omega was known for the haphazard, piecemeal way it had been constructed. Most believed that it had been carved from the heart of an ancient asteroid by the Protheans eons ago, but over the centuries any number of species had left their mark on it. Its discordant style gave it an almost random feel. And though it had never bothered him before, for some reason he now found the chaos offensive on a deep philosophical level.

    Anyway, the codex isn't reliable, and only shows universal knowledge + things Shepard has learned, and since this occurs in a book that doesn't involve Shepard, it won't be in the codex. It also came out after the game so any revelations wouldn't be included.

    But again, that's a separate question from what level of canon the novels have. Personally, I hope it isn't much, because aside from having terrible writing and making Anderson quit the job I gave him, I prefer it if every interesting superstructure isn't a product of the plot monsters.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    It doesn't explicitly state that they built Omega.

    True, it doesn't explicitly say it, but it certainly implies it. Here's the context.
    He would have made even better time if he wasn't constantly slowing down to study various structural and architectural features of the station. He had seen it all before, of course, but he felt like he was looking at it through fresh eyes; taking every detail and comparing it against some half-remembered blueprint he didn't actually ever remember seeing.

    The cycle continues. Each civilization brings change, yet the works of our kind are eternal.

    Omega was known for the haphazard, piecemeal way it had been constructed. Most believed that it had been carved from the heart of an ancient asteroid by the Protheans eons ago, but over the centuries any number of species had left their mark on it. Its discordant style gave it an almost random feel. And though it had never bothered him before, for some reason he now found the chaos offensive on a deep philosophical level.

    Anyway, the codex isn't reliable, and only shows universal knowledge + things Shepard has learned, and since this occurs in a book that doesn't involve Shepard, it won't be in the codex. It also came out after the game so any revelations wouldn't be included.

    But again, that's a separate question from what level of canon the novels have. Personally, I hope it isn't much, because aside from having terrible writing and making Anderson quit the job I gave him, I prefer it if every interesting superstructure isn't a product of the plot monsters.

    Entirely agreed there.

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dox the PI wrote: »
    And from SE, Turian females all up in
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    Of course, you know what the Turians are saying behind humanity's backs?

    "How can those humans stand it? Except for having different heads, they look just like Batarians! Same number of fingers, same legs, same torso, same feet....they can even wear the same armor! How disgusting is that?"

    "God, it's disgusting. What are the odds that the next Citadel race would be Batarians with fewer eyes and hairier?"

    I still think Bioware's having a joke at humanity's expense, heh. And assuming Batarian women follow the same rules, they probably mock the Asari as well.

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  • H*RH*R Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Just reading through the ME wiki about the romance options for Femshep in ME2, and is it just me or are they really lame compared to the Maleshep options?

    Kelly is looking like the best option here.

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  • Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    But the prize

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  • SynthesisSynthesis Honda Today! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    They're pretty disappointing, yeah.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Male
    medically irresponsible pedophilia
    holy shit crazy
    dat ass

    Female
    rape your coworker
    rape your old friend
    oh my god you actually talked to me

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  • AstaleAstale Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Is 'holy shit crazy' Tali or Jack? I can't tell.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    -Tal wrote: »
    Male
    medically irresponsible pedophilia
    holy shit crazy
    dat ass

    Female
    rape your coworker
    rape your old friend
    oh my god you actually talked to me

    Sounds about right.

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dat ass
    Dem hips
    Dos tattoos

    Dem Abs
    Dos Scales

    Dem Calibrations

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  • HeatwaveHeatwave Come, now, and walk the path of explosions with me!Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Why is everyone so hung up on potential love interests? The real issue is y'all should be worrying about is being forced to pay child support to the 50+ women Cerberus gave your semen to.

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Heatwave wrote: »
    Why is everyone so hung up on potential love interests? The real issue is y'all should be worrying about is being forced to pay child support to the 50+ women Cerberus gave your semen to.

    Commander, we like to think of you as a future investment

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  • UltimanecatUltimanecat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I actually have never heard how the Thane romance works out. I'm male Shep all the way, and various little birds have let me know what's up with Jacob and Garrus, but nobody seems to talk about Thane.

    He seems to still love his wife, plus he's dying, plus he's like a lizard thing and probably lacks external sex organs so... yeah, can't see the appeal.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    the Thane romance is weird because it's not actually that bad, but his passion feels extremely inappropriate after only a few conversations with the Commander. it relies entirely on off-screen interaction.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I actually have never heard how the Thane romance works out. I'm male Shep all the way, and various little birds have let me know what's up with Jacob and Garrus, but nobody seems to talk about Thane.

    He seems to still love his wife, plus he's dying, plus he's like a lizard thing and probably lacks external sex organs so... yeah, can't see the appeal.

    Til death do you part... so kiss him for a year or two and then get all his phat assassin bounties in the will when he dies.

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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  • UltimanecatUltimanecat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dox the PI wrote: »
    Thane romance summary
    *youtube video*


    ಠ_ಠ

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  • l_gl_g Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I can only imagine how it goes:

    <non-human love interest passionately jumps you>
    <can't figure out where the significant organs are shortly after jumping>
    <non-human love interest finally witnesses alien genitalia>
    <depending on whether they D: or :winky:, we get to learn something about them we never knew>

    It'd be hilarious if in a love scene we discover that one of the races reproduces wholly on external fertilization.

    ... at which point we get either D: or :winky: again.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    l_g wrote: »
    I can only imagine how it goes:

    <non-human love interest passionately jumps you>
    <can't figure out where the significant organs are shortly after jumping>
    <non-human love interest finally witnesses alien genitalia>
    <depending on whether they D: or :winky:, we get to learn something about them we never knew>

    It'd be hilarious if in a love scene we discover that one of the races reproduces wholly on external fertilization.

    ... at which point we get either D: or :winky: again.

    Don't worry.

    Mordin gave pamphlets.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Drell are the sexy race, counterpart to the asari

    the actual design of the Drell was based on "ok let's make Thane a sexy assassin and then make the others look like him"

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    his fucking eyes

    his fucking nippleless chest

    his fucking waves and freckles

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  • KadokenKadoken Giving Ends to my Friends and it Feels Stupendous Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Dox the PI wrote: »
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    *Almost throws up *

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  • OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Are there no characters depraved internet users will leave alone?

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  • DrakeDrake Edgelord Trash Below the ecliptic plane.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    what I don't even know

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    they mostly leave Kasumi and Zaeed alone

    please don't prove me wrong

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I
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    EDIT: Broke the H scroll

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    that's not creepy at all

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