I also learnt how to whistle, blow bubble gum and snap my fingers reeeeally late - in fact I still can't really do the latter properly, the sound is kinda pathetic.
I can't whistle. It has haunted me for years. Damn my fat tongue
Also there was a period a few years back where I got pounding headaches whenever I blew a load, which completely ruined masturbation for me for a spell. Luckily it went away or I would have gone insane.
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I can't sing or dance either
and I've never actually had my hands on a sword before
I had one Monday and thankfully it went away pretty quickly, but my boss was sort of fascinated with my description of visual aura
they're not even severe, but I kinda freak out at the alien sensation of having my brain hurt for no real visible reason
My migraines always feel like I've got daggers in my skull.
That or my head is in a vice.
click
click
click!
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
Oh yeah that too, don't get me wrong
Its almost handy to have my vision get all shimmery and weird before the pain though, means I know what's coming
the only thing I've ever wanted out of life is the ability to raise one eyebrow when posed a stupid question
awww :C
its very fun
What spring does with the cherry trees.
especially in workplaces
That shit is awesome.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Also my heels click like crazy when I walk.
also see: doing the wave with your eyebrows
I bring it with me to the club
What spring does with the cherry trees.
You...can't close one eyelid at a time?
What spring does with the cherry trees.
could be worse.
or, wait. maybe that's no better.
"Think of it as Evolution in Action"
well I can but it requires kinda scrunching up my face and i have seen people who can do it without doing that.
I can also only raise my left eyebrow ... but you can't wink?
Edit: Ah.
Nor can I do that eyebrow thing.
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My eyes start aching and my vision gets a little blurry.
unfortunately the rest of my body is paralysed and it's my only means of communication
At least, not from a standing position
:O
What would Anti know about the problems of the human body?