Wren wrote: » some men are allergic to semen. like, even their own. that would suck
Druhim wrote: » Neil deGrasse Tyson wrote: And what comedian designer configured the region between our legs-an entertainment complex built around a sewage system?
Neil deGrasse Tyson wrote: And what comedian designer configured the region between our legs-an entertainment complex built around a sewage system?
Tossrock wrote: » Wren wrote: » some men are allergic to semen. like, even their own. that would suck yeah I mean, what would you eat
I Win Swordfights wrote: » Well, I'm probably going to die
I Win Swordfights wrote: » Lately when I jerk off I get a really intense pain in my head Also when I work out I probably have an aneurysm or something nbd
AMP'd wrote: » redhead wrote: » Dichotomy wrote: » I can do that thing where it looks like you're pulling your finger off i can do a really convincing version of this, but only once ps your title and location is probably my favorite das racist line
redhead wrote: » Dichotomy wrote: » I can do that thing where it looks like you're pulling your finger off i can do a really convincing version of this, but only once
Dichotomy wrote: » I can do that thing where it looks like you're pulling your finger off
Wren wrote: » how do people do that super loud whistle thing with the two fingers in their mouth
redhead wrote: » AMP'd wrote: » redhead wrote: » Dichotomy wrote: » I can do that thing where it looks like you're pulling your finger off i can do a really convincing version of this, but only once ps your title and location is probably my favorite das racist line it's a good line but if i could instead use rainbow in the dark in its entirety, i would
I Win Swordfights wrote: » I have literally never had a bad wank except for when I used toothpaste that one time as lube
Tossrock wrote: » what is wrong with plain old tugging on your penis somebody explain this to me
Edcrab wrote: » This forum seems to have a disproportionate amount of time dedicated to people asking why others use lube when they masturbate
Balefuego wrote: » what
Tossrock wrote: » are you serious toothpaste lube? you are a very special boy and by special i mean retarded.
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yeah I mean, what would you eat
So my head doesn't explode when I jerk it
I love this joke, so very much
Sometimes I don't know how to talk to you
My head hurts when I masturbate
Well, I'm probably going to die
odd, this thought doesn't come till right after i masturbate for me
Maybe you'll end up having the best wank ever and then your head will explode like in scanners.
Is that a price your willing to pay?
Because that happened to me a few times but it was because I was jerkin it too much.
Also If you do it too much it ain't enjoyable anyway.
haha
love that gag
it's a good line
but if i could instead use rainbow in the dark in its entirety, i would
I don't know, but I want to!
you oughta know is my ~das racist song of the moment~
practice using 2 dicks
can you show me?
hahahahha
Why?
do this outside in the woods when you go camping
where there are bears
toothpaste lube?
you are a very special boy
and by special i mean retarded.
somebody explain this to me
if you tug your wang a little too much something bad might happen. trust me
lest you know the darkest depths of madness and despair
if i stand up too fast, i get light-headed.
i am bad at videogames
but why you gotta use toothpaste
or a polishing wheel. what circumstances lead to that seeming like a good idea.
Toothpaste is not a lube.
The tingling is nice but then a day later all the skin peels off
like white nfl players
Icy Hot if I'm feeling masochistic.
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The PC term is "gifted".
I wish I was joking.
whatevs