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Who would you go gay for?

RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazedby the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
It's that time again, boys and girls, to confess your deep-seated, unrequited love for a member of the same gender - the one (or two, or three) that you could totally get your pants off and playing for the pink team in less time than it takes to say "REDEEMER!"

I'll start.

Last time I made this thread, I confessed my adoration for adorable comic/sharp dresser Michael Ian Black.

Well, nothing has changed in that regard. He's just so darn cute!

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Then there's Brad Mufuckin Pitt. C'mon, you know you'd nail him. This dude just straight oozes hot.

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Hell, while we're at it, why not toss Ed Norton in there, too. That's a fucking manwich, baby.

And last, but not least, Optimus Prime. Sure his steel fingers would feel cold, but he's so gentle, so caring, and if there were a man to warm his frigid touch, oh lord let that man be me.

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So.

Who would you let turn you astray?

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Paul Bettany and Jason Lee.

    Also, Deemer.

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  • DarkHawkeDarkHawke Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Also Optimus Prime.

    Probably Johnny Depp.

    Maybe Gackt. Although his slight girlyness freaks me out. Which is odd, because I'm normally straight, but I wouldn't go gay for a girly man.

    EDIT: Oh, and Deemer <3

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    i can't post in this thread

    i'm in class

    there's someone next to me

    also i don't really count

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Sting

    Daniel Craig

    Hugh Laurie

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  • rockmonkeyrockmonkey Little RockRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Pitt of course and a recent addition Justin Hartley

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    oh man you guys I was just kidding

    totally just kidding you guys

    you guys are a bunch of fags you guys

    totally a bunch of nancys

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ed norton

    redeemer

    steve buschemi

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Josh Hartnett

    Clive Owen

    Maybe Brad Pitt.

    Matt Damon...

    Damn it, I kind of like Eric Bana, but his face is weird, he could be my gay platonic friend only.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    Rankenphile wrote:
    oh man you guys I was just kidding

    totally just kidding you guys

    you guys are a bunch of fags you guys

    totally a bunch of nancys

    sally

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    yes thank you keith

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rankenphile wrote:
    oh man you guys I was just kidding

    totally just kidding you guys

    you guys are a bunch of fags you guys

    totally a bunch of nancys

    You're just mad that no one mentioned you.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rankenphile wrote:
    oh man you guys I was just kidding

    totally just kidding you guys

    you guys are a bunch of fags you guys

    totally a bunch of nancys
    Oh, did I mention that I also have a thing for Alan Rickman?

    :winky:

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  • Triple BTriple B Bastard of the North MARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    BATMAN.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    steve carell

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bale or Depp, maybe.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Rankenphile wrote:
    oh man you guys I was just kidding

    totally just kidding you guys

    you guys are a bunch of fags you guys

    totally a bunch of nancys

    Dude, premature ejaculation on your part. You're supposed to post this on page 99 or when the thread hits page two of the forum.

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  • taoistlumberjaktaoistlumberjak Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Steve Yzerman

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I promise I won't mess this thread up

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Naporeon promised me his sister, so I say naporeon. Besides, a man who drinks Maker's Mark while sporting that beard has to be a freak between the sheets.

    After that, Christian Bale and no other.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    maggie.jpg

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Christian Bale and Edward Norton


    whippy-deemer-olol

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote:
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    Double boner from this post.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Rankenphile wrote:
    oh man you guys I was just kidding

    totally just kidding you guys

    you guys are a bunch of fags you guys

    totally a bunch of nancys

    Dude, premature ejaculation on your part. You're supposed to post this on page 99 or when the thread hits page two of the forum.

    yeah, I was thinking that when I was typing it

    but I thought "aww fuck it"

    but you are totally right

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    Tom Brady, Josh Holloway, and Josh Duhamel.
    taoistlumberjak wrote:
    Steve Yzerman
    :o

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson, if that happens, I'll be a good boy and only man the camera. I promise.

    edit: In reference to the previous pages' Maggie Gyllenhall.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote:
    Janson, if that happens, I'll be a good boy and only man the camera. I promise.
    I volunteer to be the fluffer. :P

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote:
    Janson, if that happens, I'll be a good boy and only man the camera. I promise.

    hard to hold it steady when you're jerking off like a mad-man.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote:
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    Janson just won the thread.

    Oh god, I've got such a boner now.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    But in that scenario, who licks...










    ...the stamps?

    Callius: sorry, but I have two. I called boner-dibs.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    SHHHHH! You bastards are gonna ruin everything!

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I guess I should stop whilst I'm ahead!

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  • Dr_KeenbeanDr_Keenbean Dumb as a butt Planet Express ShipRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Janson wrote:
    I guess I should stop whilst I'm ahead!

    Please don't. I'm almost finished.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote:
    SHHHHH! You bastards are gonna ruin everything!
    Sorry.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Bogey wrote:
    Darth Waiter wrote:
    SHHHHH! You bastards are gonna ruin everything!
    Sorry.

    Apology accepted, Captain Needa.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    Darth Waiter wrote:
    Bogey wrote:
    Darth Waiter wrote:
    SHHHHH! You bastards are gonna ruin everything!
    Sorry.
    Apology accepted, Captain Needa.
    :o

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Bill Clinton or the Pope.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It seemed like such good timing that I couldn't resist. :P

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  • mackingtheknifemackingtheknife __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    that fourteen year old who shoots a bow and arrow with her feet blindfolded

    actually i've never paid attention to what her face is like

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Uhh

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    defender
    callius
    Geek
    starfuck
    sarukun
    denhilist
    Tube
    raneados
    slungsolow
    talon (if he stops being so goddamn furry)
    redeemer
    Karl
    Borfase
    Bogey
    Whippy
    Silamaril
    Knob
    Manifest
    Keith
    Revolve
    cronyx
    Moriveth


    uh who else

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