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Vengeance is mine!

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    Bless you, J. Grant.

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    This is not very creative, but when I was in high school, a guy (who had previously been a friend of mine) raped a girl at a party. She was such a sweetheart...basically the sort of popular girl that's friends with everyone, not just the other popular kids. Anyhow, this guy even bragged about it to a couple people. Some of us figured that the best vengeance to enact would be to make him feel as victimized and helpless as we possibly could.

    Well, after a pep dance one night, we took three carloads of guys and drove him out to this place in my hometown called "The End of the World"...it's very secluded, and is basically a heavily wooded clifftop overlooking the Strait of Juan de Fuca.

    Anyhow, we kicked the shit out of him for about 10 minutes, and left him there in his boxers and a sweatshirt. Threw the rest of his clothes--including socks, shoes and coat--over the cliff. We even stole his wallet.

    The best part was how he started bawling before we even parked the cars.

    He was arrested for the rape that weekend. But I like to think that we punished him worse than the courts did.

    That is pretty cool

    rape revenge for sweet justice

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Of course? What did you expect a 50 year old? Hardly. Anyway, my office is also Anime/Mangaed out. I could bring pictures on monday if you guys want. It has posters and figures displayed.

    Most of my vengence stories involve me non-directly doing something like that. The Megadeath quote is one of my favorites.

    Katchem_ash on
  • KrummithKrummith DJ Logic Death can't take me until I finish my backlogRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Krummith wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Krummith wrote:
    Krummith wrote:
    When I was much younger, a guy was a complete ass to one of my female friends while they were dating.
    Late at night we covered his car windows in bologna, then coated the car in molasses and flour. We then spray painted his hubcaps and wrote "FUCK YOU" in his gravel driveway. We then coated his lawn in gasoline and set it on fire, and then ran for it.

    While we were running, we wound up going across the spray paint.

    The guy called the cops, who then suspected that it was gang related due to the tagging on his driveway.

    For quite a few years he kept getting hassled by cops and other authority figures because of his "gang affiliation"

    man seriously why is it that these forums attract all of these people who claim to have committed awful crimes and gotten off scot free

    How is this an awful crime? I doubt you refer to smearing food products on his car, or spray painting his gravel driveway. It must be that we set his lawn ablaze. We sprayed a patch of his lawn in gas and lit it. It wasn't as if we had set his house ablaze, raped his mom and then pimped out his grandma.

    Oh. You're right. Throwing gasoline on his lawn and lighting it on fire is fine.

    Our mistake.

    Please, continue with your anecdotes.

    I am in no way saying that it is fine, or in any way socially acceptable behaviour. I just don't think it fits quite in to the category of an awful crime.

    Well, it is. You shouldn't tell this story. Ever. You shouldn't have done it either. It's an awful crime.

    Damnit, now I'll have to re write the frist 2 chapters of my memoir

    Krummith on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    This is not very creative, but when I was in high school, a guy (who had previously been a friend of mine) raped a girl at a party. She was such a sweetheart...basically the sort of popular girl that's friends with everyone, not just the other popular kids. Anyhow, this guy even bragged about it to a couple people. Some of us figured that the best vengeance to enact would be to make him feel as victimized and helpless as we possibly could.

    Well, after a pep dance one night, we took three carloads of guys and drove him out to this place in my hometown called "The End of the World"...it's very secluded, and is basically a heavily wooded clifftop overlooking the Strait of Juan de Fuca.

    Anyhow, we kicked the shit out of him for about 10 minutes, and left him there in his boxers and a sweatshirt. Threw the rest of his clothes--including socks, shoes and coat--over the cliff. We even stole his wallet.

    The best part was how he started bawling before we even parked the cars.

    He was arrested for the rape that weekend. But I like to think that we punished him worse than the courts did.
    did you anally rape him, cause prison has that on you

    PiptheFair on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Of course? What did you expect a 50 year old? Hardly. Anyway, my office is also Anime/Mangaed out. I could bring pictures on monday if you guys want. It has posters and figures displayed.

    Most of my vengence stories involve me non-directly doing something like that. The Megadeath quote is one of my favorites.

    You don't really have friends or understand how to deal with other human beings.

    Do you?

    Callius on
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  • Green LanternGreen Lantern Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Okay Katchem seriously cut it out.All you seem to post about is your freaking obsession with animes and underage videogame characters and nobody here is interested in that at all so stop it. Seriously get a social life or something.

    oh and just in case that you are an alt.Just stop this shit is far away from being funny

    Green Lantern on
  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Of course? What did you expect a 50 year old? Hardly. Anyway, my office is also Anime/Mangaed out. I could bring pictures on monday if you guys want. It has posters and figures displayed.

    Most of my vengence stories involve me non-directly doing something like that. The Megadeath quote is one of my favorites.

    By "office" you mean "mom's basement" right

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    This is not very creative, but when I was in high school, a guy (who had previously been a friend of mine) raped a girl at a party. She was such a sweetheart...basically the sort of popular girl that's friends with everyone, not just the other popular kids. Anyhow, this guy even bragged about it to a couple people. Some of us figured that the best vengeance to enact would be to make him feel as victimized and helpless as we possibly could.

    Well, after a pep dance one night, we took three carloads of guys and drove him out to this place in my hometown called "The End of the World"...it's very secluded, and is basically a heavily wooded clifftop overlooking the Strait of Juan de Fuca.

    Anyhow, we kicked the shit out of him for about 10 minutes, and left him there in his boxers and a sweatshirt. Threw the rest of his clothes--including socks, shoes and coat--over the cliff. We even stole his wallet.

    The best part was how he started bawling before we even parked the cars.

    He was arrested for the rape that weekend. But I like to think that we punished him worse than the courts did.

    What's up, fatalerror?

    [spoiler:0dfb23c8ed]kidding[/spoiler:0dfb23c8ed]

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Has belair been done yet

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I don't think I've ever taken my revenge. No one's really done anything that bad too me.

    But I keep my vengeance plans A-G binder with me at all times.

    A-G are the bestest.

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ML: No.

    Drez on
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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Of course? What did you expect a 50 year old? Hardly. Anyway, my office is also Anime/Mangaed out. I could bring pictures on monday if you guys want. It has posters and figures displayed.

    Most of my vengence stories involve me non-directly doing something like that. The Megadeath quote is one of my favorites.

    You do all of your grocery shopping at an Uwajimya's and want to go teach English in Japan don't you. You spend all year thinking up cool cosplay ideas for the next convention and think going to the mall with part of a cosplay outfit on is living on the edge and scaring everybody else.

    Here's a fucking protip- EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOU GODDAMN WEEABOO

    Weaver on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arcibi wrote:
    Of course? What did you expect a 50 year old? Hardly. Anyway, my office is also Anime/Mangaed out. I could bring pictures on monday if you guys want. It has posters and figures displayed.

    Most of my vengence stories involve me non-directly doing something like that. The Megadeath quote is one of my favorites.

    By "office" you mean "mom's basement" right

    No that's his "condo."

    His office is his friend Billy's garage.

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Okay Katchem seriously cut it out.All you seem to post about is your freaking obsession with animes and underage videogame characters and nobody here is interested in that at all so stop it. Seriously get a social life or something.

    oh and just in case that you are an alt.Just stop this shit is far away from being funny

    Could this be considered trolling?

    because the worst part is knowing he hasn't broken any rules that warrant a jailing or ban.

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    As a Business Analyst I hardly can work from home. You know dealing with Businesses doesn't really work from home.

    And in no way am I fat. I am tall, 6'3, so I usually sit in the back near the wall, but for this person I sat directly in front of him.

    Oh by the way:

    sakura_big.jpg

    Katchem_ash on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    This is not very creative, but when I was in high school, a guy (who had previously been a friend of mine) raped a girl at a party. She was such a sweetheart...basically the sort of popular girl that's friends with everyone, not just the other popular kids. Anyhow, this guy even bragged about it to a couple people. Some of us figured that the best vengeance to enact would be to make him feel as victimized and helpless as we possibly could.

    Well, after a pep dance one night, we took three carloads of guys and drove him out to this place in my hometown called "The End of the World"...it's very secluded, and is basically a heavily wooded clifftop overlooking the Strait of Juan de Fuca.

    Anyhow, we kicked the shit out of him for about 10 minutes, and left him there in his boxers and a sweatshirt. Threw the rest of his clothes--including socks, shoes and coat--over the cliff. We even stole his wallet.

    The best part was how he started bawling before we even parked the cars.

    He was arrested for the rape that weekend. But I like to think that we punished him worse than the courts did.

    What's up, fatalerror?

    [spoiler:491a7d43eb]kidding[/spoiler:491a7d43eb]
    Hahahaha.

    Well, like I said, it wasn't very creative. I don't tell that story very often because it sounds stupid and cliched. Oh well. I accidentally punched him right in the teeth, though, so if you ever come up this way, I can show you the scar.

    But, I mean, we weren't really being badasses. There must have been at least ten of us.

    naporeon on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ok fuck this guy he's an alt

    Weaver on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Please. Please someone make it stop.

    Drez on
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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Weaver wrote:
    ok fuck this guy he's an alt

    Yeah

    but what son of a bitch would do something like this

    Scrumtrulescent on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    For some reason I could see Larlar doing this to torment us

    Weaver on
  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Okay Katchem seriously cut it out.All you seem to post about is your freaking obsession with animes and underage videogame characters and nobody here is interested in that at all so stop it. Seriously get a social life or something.

    oh and just in case that you are an alt.Just stop this shit is far away from being funny

    Could this be considered trolling?

    because the worst part is knowing he hasn't broken any rules that warrant a jailing or ban.
    Trolling
    This has a working definition of "attempting to be as annoying as possible while still technically obeying the rules," and it's not the way to go about getting attention. There tends to be a thin line between being annoying and being funny. Those who cross it--whether through a lack of familiarity with the forums or as sad, twisted, bid for attention--will be banned.

    This guy is definitely as annoying as possible while still technically obeying the rules

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Could be a mod-alt. Could be.

    Drez on
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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    An alt is an art.

    You are no Raphael.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Okay Katchem seriously cut it out.All you seem to post about is your freaking obsession with animes and underage videogame characters and nobody here is interested in that at all so stop it. Seriously get a social life or something.

    oh and just in case that you are an alt.Just stop this shit is far away from being funny

    Could this be considered trolling?

    because the worst part is knowing he hasn't broken any rules that warrant a jailing or ban.

    What are you talki--just shut the fuck up dumbass

    Don't fucking cry to an admin every time your twisted panties crawl up into your asshole.

    Callius on
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh, and there was this time those guys broke into my house and threw me out a window and raped my fiancee, so I came back from the dead and wore duct tape and killed them and long story short the franchise should have fucking stopped right there.

    J. Grant on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arcibi wrote:
    Okay Katchem seriously cut it out.All you seem to post about is your freaking obsession with animes and underage videogame characters and nobody here is interested in that at all so stop it. Seriously get a social life or something.

    oh and just in case that you are an alt.Just stop this shit is far away from being funny

    Could this be considered trolling?

    because the worst part is knowing he hasn't broken any rules that warrant a jailing or ban.
    Trolling
    This has a working definition of "attempting to be as annoying as possible while still technically obeying the rules," and it's not the way to go about getting attention. There tends to be a thin line between being annoying and being funny. Those who cross it--whether through a lack of familiarity with the forums or as sad, twisted, bid for attention--will be banned.

    This guy is definitely as annoying as possible while still technically obeying the rules

    Whatever you say...KATCHEM_ASH.

    Drez on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Guys, just fucking use Adblock to get rid of the image, permanently.

    Seriously.

    Add filter: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v495/LordofLizardmen/*

    You will never see another of his images again.

    naporeon on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This one time, my cousin Carlton and I went to a frat initiation. I got on real well with everyone, but they were all picking on Carlton. At first I didn't know what to do - the guys in the frat seemed really cool, and they had access to some fine babes, so I stayed quiet while Carlton was abused by the other members of the frat. Finally, at the party where I would become a full member, I was told they were planning not to let my cousin in even though he had fulfilled all the requirements. I told them I was going to make like a tree and leave, and that I didn't need their frat after all.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • GSMGSM Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Back in highschool, somebody smeared pizza all over one of the cars in our driveway. Now since we were a familly of six, it wan't really clear at whom the attack was aimed. I figured it was most likely me (since I just loved to acquire nemesises, apparently) and forgot about it. Later some awful loser who often annoyed me on bus rides (often while high) asked me if "my car was ever smeared in pizza". I gave him a blank look and said "No..?" There was a sudden look of mild shock on his face, and he went back to his seat.

    Not really a revenge story either way, but I like to imagine him wondering exactly whose car he smeared with pizza.

    GSM on
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  • SecretSquirrelSecretSquirrel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I punched a guy in the head once when I was in sixth grade.


    My revenge stories suck.

    SecretSquirrel on
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote:
    Okay Katchem seriously cut it out.All you seem to post about is your freaking obsession with animes and underage videogame characters and nobody here is interested in that at all so stop it. Seriously get a social life or something.

    oh and just in case that you are an alt.Just stop this shit is far away from being funny

    Could this be considered trolling?

    because the worst part is knowing he hasn't broken any rules that warrant a jailing or ban.

    What are you talki--just shut the fuck up dumbass

    Don't fucking cry to an admin every time your twisted panties crawl up into your asshole.

    Seriously this is just another guy we have an excuse to be mean to and, frankly, that makes my day because i am a bitter asshole.

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Arcibi wrote:
    Okay Katchem seriously cut it out.All you seem to post about is your freaking obsession with animes and underage videogame characters and nobody here is interested in that at all so stop it. Seriously get a social life or something.

    oh and just in case that you are an alt.Just stop this shit is far away from being funny

    Could this be considered trolling?

    because the worst part is knowing he hasn't broken any rules that warrant a jailing or ban.
    Trolling
    This has a working definition of "attempting to be as annoying as possible while still technically obeying the rules," and it's not the way to go about getting attention. There tends to be a thin line between being annoying and being funny. Those who cross it--whether through a lack of familiarity with the forums or as sad, twisted, bid for attention--will be banned.

    This guy is definitely as annoying as possible while still technically obeying the rules

    Whatever you say...KATCHEM_ASH.

    Oh shits I've been discovered

    Don't tell anyone plz :(

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This one time, my cousin Carlton and I went to a frat initiation. I got on real well with everyone, but they were all picking on Carlton. At first I didn't know what to do - the guys in the frat seemed really cool, and they had access to some fine babes, so I stayed quiet while Carlton was abused by the other members of the frat. Finally, at the party where I would become a full member, I was told they were planning not to let my cousin in even though he had fulfilled all the requirements. I told them I was going to make like a tree and leave, and that I didn't need their frat after all.

    'sure showed them.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    Thats the last time I will post that Sakura picture. Its kind of old now. Keep in mind I said that one. Doesn't mean I will stop posting Sakura pics, just that one.

    Anyway another vengence story.

    Normally my gloves have 2 gasphons on each gloves just for decorations. This guy shouts "What the Hell Are you wearing?" I reply "What you gave me honey!" He looks around gives me this angry stare and leaves.

    Katchem_ash on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This one time, my cousin Carlton and I went to a frat initiation. I got on real well with everyone, but they were all picking on Carlton. At first I didn't know what to do - the guys in the frat seemed really cool, and they had access to some fine babes, so I stayed quiet while Carlton was abused by the other members of the frat. Finally, at the party where I would become a full member, I was told they were planning not to let my cousin in even though he had fulfilled all the requirements. I told them I was going to make like a tree and leave, and that I didn't need their frat after all.

    Did your mom send you to live with your auntie and uncle in belair?

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • SecretSquirrelSecretSquirrel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Thats the last time I will post that Sakura picture. Its kind of old now. Keep in mind I said that one. Doesn't mean I will stop posting Sakura pics, just that one.

    Anyway another vengence story.

    Normally my gloves have 2 gasphons on each gloves just for decorations. This guy shouts "What the Hell Are you wearing?" I reply "What you gave me honey!" He looks around gives me this angry stare and leaves.


    ...


    What?

    SecretSquirrel on
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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Thats the last time I will post that Sakura picture. Its kind of old now. Keep in mind I said that one. Doesn't mean I will stop posting Sakura pics, just that one.

    Anyway another vengence story.

    Normally my gloves have 2 gasphons on each gloves just for decorations. This guy shouts "What the Hell Are you wearing?" I reply "What you gave me honey!" He looks around gives me this angry stare and leaves.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    One time, this really annoying forumer kept posting dumb little pokemon stories and oversized jailbait images relentlessly.

    Actually, I haven't gotten to the vengeance part yet. Let's see how this turns out.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    this guy is worse than furries

    Weaver on
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