Oh, and there was this time those guys broke into my house and threw me out a window and raped my fiancee, so I came back from the dead and wore duct tape and killed them and long story short the franchise should have fucking stopped right there.
Once, this fucking jewish hippy was walking around the middle east preaching peace and love and shit like that so me and a bunch of other romans nailed his ass to a cross with some other ruffians and he died.
Long story short, the franchise should have fucking stopped there because he was dead.
This one time, my cousin Carlton and I went to a frat initiation. I got on real well with everyone, but they were all picking on Carlton. At first I didn't know what to do - the guys in the frat seemed really cool, and they had access to some fine babes, so I stayed quiet while Carlton was abused by the other members of the frat. Finally, at the party where I would become a full member, I was told they were planning not to let my cousin in even though he had fulfilled all the requirements. I told them I was going to make like a tree and leave, and that I didn't need their frat after all.
Did your mom send you to live with your auntie and uncle in belair?
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the lisence place said 'fresh' and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything I thought that this cab was rare, but I thought 'forget it' - yo homes, to bel air!
The moral of the story is that if you insult what I wear of my gloves (meaning my small anime keychains), I will insult your by calling you guy. Childish I know but it was fun.
The moral of the story is that if you insult what I wear of my gloves (meaning my small anime keychains), I will insult your by calling you guy. Childish I know but it was fun.
Please tell me that you're in middle school.
Please tell me that you're in middle school.
Please tell me that you're in middle school.
Please tell me that you're in middle school.
The moral of the story is that if you insult what I wear of my gloves (meaning my small anime keychains), I will insult your by calling you guy. Childish I know but it was fun.
Oh, and there was this time those guys broke into my house and threw me out a window and raped my fiancee, so I came back from the dead and wore duct tape and killed them and long story short the franchise should have fucking stopped right there.
Once, this fucking jewish hippy was walking around the middle east preaching peace and love and shit like that so me and a bunch of other romans nailed his ass to a cross with some other ruffians and he died.
Long story short, the franchise should have fucking stopped there because he was dead.
The moral of the story is that if you insult what I wear of my gloves (meaning my small anime keychains), I will insult your by calling you guy. Childish I know but it was fun.
But I am a guy. Is that a new insult I don't know about?
EDIT: Dammit, late to the joke.
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And then this one time there was this Jedi and he got all fucked up so he returned and long story short the fucking franchise should have stopped right there.
And then this one time there was this Jedi and he got all fucked up so he returned and long story short the fucking franchise should have stopped right there.
I'm pretty sure the returning jedi was Darth Vader, not Luke Skywalker.
And then this one time there was this Jedi and he got all fucked up so he returned and long story short the fucking franchise should have stopped right there.
I'm pretty sure the returning jedi was Darth Vader, not Luke Skywalker.
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Once, this fucking jewish hippy was walking around the middle east preaching peace and love and shit like that so me and a bunch of other romans nailed his ass to a cross with some other ruffians and he died.
Long story short, the franchise should have fucking stopped there because he was dead.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the lisence place said 'fresh' and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything I thought that this cab was rare, but I thought 'forget it' - yo homes, to bel air!
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Please tell me that you're in middle school.
Please tell me that you're in middle school.
Please tell me that you're in middle school.
Please tell me that you're in middle school.
The cut of your jib? I approve.
That was just a synopsis of a Fresh Prince of Belair episode.
I knew it
uh...
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But I am a guy. Is that a new insult I don't know about?
EDIT: Dammit, late to the joke.
Dude throw some kanji or somethign at this guy maybe he'll go away
Just train your baby catapult on her.
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Make him die. Less painful.
Not only did Jordyn freak out and hate it, but she also got malaria.
I'm pretty sure the returning jedi was Darth Vader, not Luke Skywalker.
Luke wasn't actually a jedi.
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In a far-off kingdom
Lived a fair maiden
A sad young lad...
And a childless baker.
Then a giant kills a lot of them.
The end.
According to Jabba, anyways.
Bahaha.
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I fuckin' baked muffins this morning!
They're fucking delicious.
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I guess that's an acceptable answer.
or man on fire
i'm sure there's plenty more