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Vengeance is mine!

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm sorry all I saw there was Carlton.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh, sweet. I can't even see Katchem's av anymore.

    Now if only this Adblock filter worked with his posts....

    naporeon on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Oh, and there was this time those guys broke into my house and threw me out a window and raped my fiancee, so I came back from the dead and wore duct tape and killed them and long story short the franchise should have fucking stopped right there.

    Once, this fucking jewish hippy was walking around the middle east preaching peace and love and shit like that so me and a bunch of other romans nailed his ass to a cross with some other ruffians and he died.

    Long story short, the franchise should have fucking stopped there because he was dead.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    This one time, my cousin Carlton and I went to a frat initiation. I got on real well with everyone, but they were all picking on Carlton. At first I didn't know what to do - the guys in the frat seemed really cool, and they had access to some fine babes, so I stayed quiet while Carlton was abused by the other members of the frat. Finally, at the party where I would become a full member, I was told they were planning not to let my cousin in even though he had fulfilled all the requirements. I told them I was going to make like a tree and leave, and that I didn't need their frat after all.

    Did your mom send you to live with your auntie and uncle in belair?

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near the lisence place said 'fresh' and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything I thought that this cab was rare, but I thought 'forget it' - yo homes, to bel air!

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Oh, sweet. I can't even see Katchem's av anymore.

    Now if only this Adblock filter worked with his posts....

    Let's collaborate on a Firefox extension: Postblocker.

    Drez on
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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    The moral of the story is that if you insult what I wear of my gloves (meaning my small anime keychains), I will insult your by calling you guy. Childish I know but it was fun.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Drez wrote:
    naporeon wrote:
    Oh, sweet. I can't even see Katchem's av anymore.

    Now if only this Adblock filter worked with his posts....

    Let's collaborate on a Firefox extension: Postblocker.
    Back in Diablo II days, I used to call it "joining the swirling red X club."

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The moral of the story is that if you insult what I wear of my gloves (meaning my small anime keychains), I will insult your by calling you guy. Childish I know but it was fun.

    Please tell me that you're in middle school.
    Please tell me that you're in middle school.
    Please tell me that you're in middle school.
    Please tell me that you're in middle school.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The moral of the story is that if you insult what I wear of my gloves (meaning my small anime keychains), I will insult your by calling you guy. Childish I know but it was fun.
    You're not even trying to make sense.

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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Oh, and there was this time those guys broke into my house and threw me out a window and raped my fiancee, so I came back from the dead and wore duct tape and killed them and long story short the franchise should have fucking stopped right there.

    Once, this fucking jewish hippy was walking around the middle east preaching peace and love and shit like that so me and a bunch of other romans nailed his ass to a cross with some other ruffians and he died.

    Long story short, the franchise should have fucking stopped there because he was dead.

    The cut of your jib? I approve.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm sorry all I saw there was Carlton.

    That was just a synopsis of a Fresh Prince of Belair episode.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm certain that this guy is actively trolling.

    Weaver on
  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It makes me want to die

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I'm sorry all I saw there was Carlton.

    That was just a synopsis of a Fresh Prince of Belair episode.

    I knew it

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    he's...gonna call me a guy? And insult my....

    uh...


    ...

    Jordyn on
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  • SecretSquirrelSecretSquirrel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The moral of the story is that if you insult what I wear of my gloves (meaning my small anime keychains), I will insult your by calling you guy. Childish I know but it was fun.

    But I am a guy. Is that a new insult I don't know about?


    EDIT: Dammit, late to the joke.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It makes me want to die

    Dude throw some kanji or somethign at this guy maybe he'll go away

    Weaver on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Psh only gays wear gloves.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Best way to anger Jordyn?

    Just train your baby catapult on her.

    naporeon on
  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    It makes me want to die

    Make him die. Less painful.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • WidepathWidepath Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    there is a point when passive aggressive becomes just passive.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Psh only guys wear gloves.

    CG Faggotry on
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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I once imported a baby from guatemala.

    Not only did Jordyn freak out and hate it, but she also got malaria.

    Callius on
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    And then this one time there was this Jedi and he got all fucked up so he returned and long story short the fucking franchise should have stopped right there.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Tom Brady

    Weaver on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    And then this one time there was this Jedi and he got all fucked up so he returned and long story short the fucking franchise should have stopped right there.

    I'm pretty sure the returning jedi was Darth Vader, not Luke Skywalker.

    Luke wasn't actually a jedi.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    One time somebody said "Maybe I'll make a restaurant and call it McDonald's" and the fucking franchise should've stopped right there.

    Jordyn on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Once upon a time
    In a far-off kingdom
    Lived a fair maiden
    A sad young lad...
    And a childless baker.

    Then a giant kills a lot of them.

    The end.

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  • SecretSquirrelSecretSquirrel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    And then this one time there was this Jedi and he got all fucked up so he returned and long story short the fucking franchise should have stopped right there.

    I'm pretty sure the returning jedi was Darth Vader, not Luke Skywalker.

    Luke wasn't actually a jedi.

    According to Jabba, anyways.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    One time some faggot made a thread and the franchise should have fucking stopped there.

    Callius on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    One time somebody said "Maybe I'll make a restaurant and call it McDonald's" and the fucking franchise should've stopped right there.

    Bahaha.

    Drez on
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey Jordyn what's shakin'.

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    One time there was this basketball team called the Denver Nuggets and nuggets is a funny word and the franchise should've stopped right there.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Years ago I killed dozens of men because they kidnapped a young girl who taught me how to live again

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey Jordyn what's shakin'.

    I fuckin' baked muffins this morning!

    They're fucking delicious.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Years ago I killed dozens of men because they kidnapped a young girl who taught me how to live again
    god I love that movie

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Years ago I killed dozens of men because they kidnapped a young girl who taught me how to live again
    Leon?

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Years ago I killed dozens of men because they kidnapped a young girl who taught me how to live again
    Leon?

    I guess that's an acceptable answer.

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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    one time

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Years ago I killed dozens of men because they kidnapped a young girl who taught me how to live again
    Leon?

    or man on fire

    i'm sure there's plenty more

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