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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    When I was young my brother was killed by a bunch of teenagers driving too fast, so my dad went to a witch doctor who gave him the knowledge to summon a vengeance-seeking monster with a vegetable for a head.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Ahh. I liked Man on Fire more than I thought I would.

    Drez on
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    This one time a guy killed my uncle so I used my spider powers to avenge his death and become the webslinger and long story short... as long as I get to keep seeing MJ's nipples in the rain, this franchise can go on until the universe suffers heat death, for all I care.

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    Hey Jordyn what's shakin'.

    I fuckin' baked muffins this morning!

    They're fucking delicious.

    That is just fantastic.

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    One time J Grant made a few funny posts and a couple of other forumers followed suit until the joke wasn't funny and the franchise should have fucking stopped there.

    Callius on
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So where did the gay queermo guy go

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    When I first got into boot camp, the DI's kept mixing up me and this other guy, K. Now, my name isn't Chesty Puller, but this guy was a fucking shithead who thought he could just coast by in the marines. One day, the DI's nailed him for something, called him on it, but they kept using my name. After a few hours, the "Incentive Punishment" program kicks in, namely push-ups till you die.

    I kept a running count: push-ups, mountain climbers, and jumping jacks that totalled over one thousand reps. At a four-count pace. When I finally dropped, I didn't say a word to the DI's, I just went back to my position in the squadbay. As I walked past the DI, he grabbed my shirtfront and looked at my nametag. The oh-shit look was almost worth the exhaustion.

    Later that night, K got himself a blanket party, Full Metal Jacket style.

    When the DI's woke us up, K had a split lip and could hardly move from his bruised ribs. When the DI saw his face, he asked, "What happened, recruit?"

    K responded with, "Slipped in the shower, sir."

    And the DI continued on his merry way.

    Darth Waiter on
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Callius wrote:
    One time J Grant made a few funny posts and a couple of other forumers followed suit until the joke wasn't funny and the franchise should have fucking stopped there.

    This one time Callius could suck my fucking dick.

    J. Grant on
  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    So where did the gay queermo guy go

    out a tenth-story window if there's any justice in this world

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    One time, a really close group of friends graduated from high school, after a touching moment where the nerd of the group gave up being class valedictorian to give the chance to his good friend, the butch, overachieving pill-popper. Thats when she realized how special his friendship was, and how much she loved her group of friends: the dumb italian/latino jock she went out with, the cocky smartass with timestopping powers who always got them in trouble, the poor slutty cheerleader, the token minority who loved to shop, and the dork who grew up to make a porn video. They left Bayside High School, never to be heard from ever again and long story short, the franchise should have stopped right there.

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    katchum ash dont let these guys get you down...there not into anime...but dont worry about them, their all baka gaijins...^_^

    Carl with a K on
  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    oh god fuck carl

    Weaver on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    :V

    Carl with a K on
  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Callius wrote:
    One time J Grant made a few funny posts and a couple of other forumers followed suit until the joke wasn't funny and the franchise should have fucking stopped there.

    This one time Callius could suck my fucking dick.

    I didn't know we... oh, yeah I did.

    Callius on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Carl, you like A Separate Peace. You can take your baka opinion and shove it in your bakaface!

    Drez on
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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    T_T

    Carl with a K on
  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    This one time Jubei was just minding his own business when he got entrenched into this plot for Samurai gold and had to fight a bunch of ninjas and long story short the franchise should have fucking stopped there kawaii baka neko neko wai desu hai.

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  • BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited February 2007
    katchum ash dont let these guys get you down...there not into anime...but dont worry about them, their all baka gaijins...^_^
    Framling's going to shit a brick after reading your post.

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    As an Business Analyst some of my courses were programming course so normally we would do presentations to our class and show what program we created. It could be anything, but it had to be made in VB 6 and only using Access/VB 6/Excel as your choices. I did a VB6/Access program.

    It was a simple JRPG game, you hit play press the key pad, beat the boss and such. Every 5 steps got you into a battle.

    Now my presentation was about to go on and the same guy who I sat in front of shouted "Lets see what you made Anime Guy!" I just smiled. He had to sit there for an hour talk about what code I used, how I created it, the actually code and 15 minutes of game time done by the professor. His face was full of anger. That must have been hell for him.

    Katchem_ash on
  • JohannenJohannen Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Katchem_Ash makes me miss Mad_Morlock... A lot.

    Johannen on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I put a guy's car up on cinder blocks for throwing his dog's shit at my ex-girlfriend's windshield. He was the guy my ex dumped for me. He almost got fired for being late to work the next morning.

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    As an Business Analyst some of my courses were programming course so normally we would do presentations to our class and show what program we created. It could be anything, but it had to be made in VB 6 and only using Access/VB 6/Excel as your choices. I did a VB6/Access program.

    It was a simple JRPG game, you hit play press the key pad, beat the boss and such. Every 5 steps got you into a battle.

    Now my presentation was about to go on and the same guy who I sat in front of shouted "Lets see what you made Anime Guy!" I just smiled. He had to sit there for an hour talk about what code I used, how I created it, the actually code and 15 minutes of game time done by the professor. His face was full of anger. That must have been hell for him.

    :arrow:

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  • dushdush Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    As an Business Analyst some of my courses were programming course so normally we would do presentations to our class and show what program we created. It could be anything, but it had to be made in VB 6 and only using Access/VB 6/Excel as your choices. I did a VB6/Access program.

    It was a simple JRPG game, you hit play press the key pad, beat the boss and such. Every 5 steps got you into a battle.

    Now my presentation was about to go on and the same guy who I sat in front of shouted "Lets see what you made Anime Guy!" I just smiled. He had to sit there for an hour talk about what code I used, how I created it, the actually code and 15 minutes of game time done by the professor. His face was full of anger. That must have been hell for him.

    out

    dush on
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey look a whale!



    ^_______________________^

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    As an Business Analyst some of my courses were programming course so normally we would do presentations to our class and show what program we created. It could be anything, but it had to be made in VB 6 and only using Access/VB 6/Excel as your choices. I did a VB6/Access program.

    It was a simple JRPG game, you hit play press the key pad, beat the boss and such. Every 5 steps got you into a battle.

    Now my presentation was about to go on and the same guy who I sat in front of shouted "Lets see what you made Anime Guy!" I just smiled. He had to sit there for an hour talk about what code I used, how I created it, the actually code and 15 minutes of game time done by the professor. His face was full of anger. That must have been hell for him.
    thats not a jrpg

    it was not made in japan

    Carl with a K on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Otaku RPG

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Hey Katchem_ash

    You know what rocks

    Dubs

    I'll take dubs over subs any day

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    hahaha anime guy what the fuck

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arcibi wrote:
    Hey Katchem_ash

    You know what rocks

    Dubs

    I'll take dubs over subs any day

    O...oh God. N...no. Don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arcibi wrote:
    Hey Katchem_ash

    You know what rocks

    Dubs

    I'll take dubs over subs any day
    h5

    naporeon on
  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Arcibi wrote:
    Hey Katchem_ash

    You know what rocks

    Dubs

    I'll take dubs over subs any day
    excuse me but i have something to say about that

    Carl with a K on
  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    man

    you guys are trolled so easily

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  • Katchem_ashKatchem_ash __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2007
    The funny thing was that it was Sakura as the main character and Gundum as the final boss. Bison was the mod boss. It was pretty cool actually, I should dig it up and further enhance it.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    ABANDON SHIP

    Weaver on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The funny thing was that it was Sakura as the main character and Gundum as the final boss. Bison was the mod boss. It was pretty cool actually, I should dig it up and further enhance it.

    You should dig it up and hurl yourself in the hole and fill it back up and die.

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The funny thing was that it was Sakura as the main character

    Why am I not surprised

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  • designMcGeedesignMcGee Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    so much anger, so much hate.

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The funny thing was that it was Sakura as the main character and Gundum as the final boss. Bison was the mod boss. It was pretty cool actually, I should dig it up and further enhance it.
    you should post it so we could actually play it, that would be pretty cool ^_^

    Carl with a K on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    he's not even a fun troll.

    he's just annoying.

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  • superjoesuperjoe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    When I first got into boot camp, the DI's kept mixing up me and this other guy, K. Now, my name isn't Chesty Puller, but this guy was a fucking shithead who thought he could just coast by in the marines. One day, the DI's nailed him for something, called him on it, but they kept using my name. After a few hours, the "Incentive Punishment" program kicks in, namely push-ups till you die.

    I kept a running count: push-ups, mountain climbers, and jumping jacks that totalled over one thousand reps. At a four-count pace. When I finally dropped, I didn't say a word to the DI's, I just went back to my position in the squadbay. As I walked past the DI, he grabbed my shirtfront and looked at my nametag. The oh-shit look was almost worth the exhaustion.

    Later that night, K got himself a blanket party, Full Metal Jacket style.

    When the DI's woke us up, K had a split lip and could hardly move from his bruised ribs. When the DI saw his face, he asked, "What happened, recruit?"

    K responded with, "Slipped in the shower, sir."

    And the DI continued on his merry way.

    :^: :^:

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