I found a treasure map!

Darth Waiter

naporeon wrote:

Officers always get a bigger share.

I'm not sayin' anythin', laddy, but the Sgt at Arms and I be expectin' a big cut...er share.

For a Sergeant-at-arms, "cut" is exceedingly appropriate.

naporeon

Darth Waiter wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Officers always get a bigger share.

I'm not sayin' anythin', laddy, but the Sgt at Arms and I be expectin' a big cut...er share.

For a Sergeant-at-arms, "cut" is exceedingly appropriate.

That's why I said it.

Also, this even share business is bullshit. Whatsay we split the captain's 40% between us?

[spoiler:0ae05a9dce]We'll lead as two kings.[/spoiler:0ae05a9dce]

FAQ

naporeon wrote:

Darth Waiter wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Officers always get a bigger share.

I'm not sayin' anythin', laddy, but the Sgt at Arms and I be expectin' a big cut...er share.

For a Sergeant-at-arms, "cut" is exceedingly appropriate.

That's why I said it.

Also, this even share business is bullshit. Whatsay we split the captain's 40% between us?

[spoiler:8c4abbcb8f]We'll lead as two kings.[/spoiler:8c4abbcb8f]

I smell a mutiny already

Pata

Can you all at least wait until after we find the treasure before you all try and mutiny?

BigDes

Pata Hikari wrote:

Can you all at least wait until after we find the treasure before you all try and mutiny?

No.

Xaquin

Pata Hikari wrote:

Can you all at least wait until after we find the treasure before you all try and mutiny?

I think I got scurvy already

Jordyn

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

Darth Waiter

FAQ wrote:

I smell a mutiny already

You're a bright one, aren't you, lad?

Naporeon: The plank sounds good for this one. What say you?

Druhim

Also, Jordyn should be stricken from the roster. Every pirate knows wenches curse a vessel. Save the wenching for when we're in port. Until then, that's what the cabin boy's for.

Raneados

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

you dig fat guys

I am mapping your grief

naporeon

Darth Waiter wrote:

FAQ wrote:

I smell a mutiny already

You're a bright one, aren't you, lad?

Naporeon: The plank sounds good for this one. What say you?

Aye.

Perhaps we should see who's wi' us?

SecretSquirrel

Xaquin44 wrote:

Pata Hikari wrote:

Can you all at least wait until after we find the treasure before you all try and mutiny?

I think I got scurvy already

Drink more mojitos.

Xaquin

Raneados wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

you dig fat guys

I am mapping your grief

and I'm firing you out of my cannon

Pata

Druhim wrote:

Also, Jordyn should be stricken from the roster. Every pirate knows wenches curse a vessel. Save the wenching for when we're in port. Until then, that's what the cabin boy's for.

I don't think we're pirates.

[spoiler:d9ef1bdd2b]Yet.[/spoiler:d9ef1bdd2b]

Darth Waiter

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

Jordyn, if you don't act too wenchy, we won't act too gay and you can play our little game. Whaddaya say we shake on it?

Raneados

Xaquin44 wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

you dig fat guys

I am mapping your grief

and I'm firing you out of my cannon

I turn my bigass map into a glider and fly back to the shit and cut your head off

FAQ

naporeon wrote:

Darth Waiter wrote:

FAQ wrote:

I smell a mutiny already

You're a bright one, aren't you, lad?

Naporeon: The plank sounds good for this one. What say you?

Aye.

Perhaps we should see who's wi' us?

oh shit

Jordyn

Druhim wrote:

Also, Jordyn should be stricken from the roster. Every pirate knows wenches curse a vessel. Save the wenching for when we're in port. Until then, that's what the cabin boy's for.

Ok ok ok

now we're all ninja turtles!

Druhim

Pata Hikari wrote:

Druhim wrote:

Also, Jordyn should be stricken from the roster. Every pirate knows wenches curse a vessel. Save the wenching for when we're in port. Until then, that's what the cabin boy's for.

I don't think we're pirates.

[spoiler:ebd9047f90]Yet.[/spoiler:ebd9047f90]

Well excuse me for being unecessarily specific. Sailors all know that women are bad luck.

Xaquin

Raneados wrote:

Xaquin44 wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

you dig fat guys

I am mapping your grief

and I'm firing you out of my cannon

I turn my bigass map into a glider and fly back to the shit and cut your head off

no no I was firing Jordyn out of my cannon for spoiling fun

naporeon

Raneados wrote:

Xaquin44 wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

you dig fat guys

I am mapping your grief

and I'm firing you out of my cannon

I turn my bigass map into a glider and fly back to the shit and cut your head off

I like the cut o' yer jib, lad.

How would ye like to upgrade yer stake in our little outfit?

DrZiplock

FAQ wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Darth Waiter wrote:

FAQ wrote:

I smell a mutiny already

You're a bright one, aren't you, lad?

Naporeon: The plank sounds good for this one. What say you?

Aye.

Perhaps we should see who's wi' us?

oh shit

Jump overboard. Here's some swimmies.

Pata

You'll all be hanged.

Plus, I have the only copy of the map.

Raneados

naporeon wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Xaquin44 wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

you dig fat guys

I am mapping your grief

and I'm firing you out of my cannon

I turn my bigass map into a glider and fly back to the shit and cut your head off

I like the cut o' yer jib, lad.

How would ye like to upgrade yer stake in our little outfit?

I also do pie charts that haven't even been invented yet

Jordyn

Darth Waiter wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

Jordyn, if you don't act too wenchy, we won't act too gay and you can play our little game. Whaddaya say we shake on it?

No. I'm starting my own game of pretend and we are all riding dinosaurs and we have to get to the great valley before a meteor hits and we battle samurai too.

Xaquin

so, who here is the very model of a modern Major-General?

DrIanMalcolm

I request to be the Ship's Naturalist

IpseDixit

Yes I want to be a Boatswains mate, you know so I can be in charge of whipping naughty sailors. :winky:

Fallout

Xaquin44 wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

you dig fat guys

I am mapping your grief

and I'm firing you out of my cannon

You are defending the bitch that came in here to fuck up the thread just because she is a girl. You are a tool.

Pata

Jordyn wrote:

Darth Waiter wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

Jordyn, if you don't act too wenchy, we won't act too gay and you can play our little game. Whaddaya say we shake on it?

No. I'm starting my own game of pretend and we are all riding dinosaurs and we have to get to the great valley before a meteor hits and we battle samurai too.

Awesome.

Raneados

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

I request to be the Ship's Naturalist

is your sig from Runaways?

BigDes

Oh god my feet stink something fierce.


Um

Arr!

DrIanMalcolm

Raneados wrote:

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

I request to be the Ship's Naturalist

is your sig from Runaways?

It is

SecretSquirrel

Jordyn wrote:

Darth Waiter wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

Jordyn, if you don't act too wenchy, we won't act too gay and you can play our little game. Whaddaya say we shake on it?

No. I'm starting my own game of pretend and we are all riding dinosaurs and we have to get to the great valley before a meteor hits and we battle samurai too.

Ooh! Ooh! The T-Rex is so mine!

Xaquin

Fallout wrote:

Xaquin44 wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

you dig fat guys

I am mapping your grief

and I'm firing you out of my cannon

You are defending the bitch that came in here to fuck up the thread just because she is a girl. You are a tool.

not true at all

GSM

Do you have a navigator? If so, does he know how to use a sextant?
[spoiler:070a546c0f]This won't turn out well...[/spoiler:070a546c0f]

Jordyn

Fallout wrote:

Xaquin44 wrote:

Raneados wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

As official Fun Spoiler, I'd like to remind you guys how homosexual your little land of make believe is.

you dig fat guys

I am mapping your grief

and I'm firing you out of my cannon

You are defending the bitch that came in here to fuck up the thread just because she is a girl. You are a tool.

No, I'm fucking up the thread because it's fun.

naporeon

Pata Hikari wrote:

You'll all be hanged.

Plus, I have the only copy of the map.

Surrender it and the ship, and you can have a rowboat, and some bread and grog.

Refuse, and ye are keel-hauled. We simply start sackin' ports an' ships.

Yer choice.

Pata

GSM wrote:

Do you have a navigator? If so, does he know how to use a sextant?
[spoiler:f22e9b5213]This won't turn out well...[/spoiler:f22e9b5213]

He knows how to use a sextant just fine.

[spoiler:f22e9b5213]Obligatory :winky:[/spoiler:f22e9b5213]

Raneados

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

Raneados wrote:

DrIanMalcolm wrote:

I request to be the Ship's Naturalist

is your sig from Runaways?

It is

have they released anything after v2-18 yet?