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Buy Me Bulletstorm Or Go To Hell! OUT NOW! ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD!

Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's StockingNorth PoleRegistered User regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
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I feel like this is a game we need to talk about. It's from Epic Games and People Can Fly. They made Painkiller, a game full of dumb looking monsters and bad rock music. It was awesome. This looks to continue the trend.

Look at these fucking trailers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdfG4CxiDek&feature=player_embedded

Combos that will pucker your butthole.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwOaZyvGHZo&feature=related

SKILLSHOTS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxID4Q2QwjU

DEEP THOUGHTS

The demo for this game is available now and the full game is out February 22nd. I'm very excited for it YOU SHOULD BE TOO

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    I need to download the demo. Plus the main protagonist is named Grayson which is the best name.

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    is your screen really going to be littered with numbers every time you shoot anyone

    it seems like everything about this game was designed to turn me off

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Which hell?

    This is important for future plans.

    Is it the 2nd circle?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    redhead wrote: »
    is your screen really going to be littered with numbers every time you shoot anyone

    it seems like everything about this game was designed to turn me off

    well the game's chief mechanic is skillshots and they all have amusing names and point values so yes

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    redhead wrote: »
    it seems like everything about this game was designed to turn me off

    well actually if you watch the developer diaries they have up on their youtube channel they talk about how their main thought process was "building a game that penny arcade forums poster redhead would dislike"

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I knew the thread for this game would have that title


    knew it

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    how the hell had i never heard of this game before now

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    scared the dick off me

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This game looks absolutely ridiculous

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Where is this demo you speak of nd why cant I find it anywhere

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  • ScrumtrulescentScrumtrulescent Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i am downloading Crysisisisisisis 2 on my xbox and Bulletstorm on my PS3

    this is not good for my download speed but i am the master of the multitask

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    this game looks fun as hell

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  • GumpyGumpy There is always a greater powerRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Is there a PC demo yet

    steam reveals nothing to me

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Wait no PC demo?

    pfff

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I hate everything I've seen about this game.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    HOLD UP THEY GOT A DEMO OUT DAMN GIRL

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    this game looks pretty fun

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    sorry I only know of a 360 demo

    it's fun though!

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    this game is fun as fuck

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This looks like it could be a title that I either love or despise with all my being

    But alas the lack of a demo means I shall ignore it until it eventually appears on Steam for three bucks

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'll leave the ol xbox to dl this I guess

    I must know how my asshole reacts to combos

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Do I need a gold sub to play the demo :(

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    intitially, yeah

    memory serves, it becomes available to everyone a little later

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    yeah silvers gotta wait a week

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    shit well I knew I held onto this 1 month trial for a reason.

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  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This was super fun.

    More fun than Crysis Warfare 2.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't speak train.

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    downloading demo now

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    In the initial demo from the EA presser at E3, Tanya Jessen, the Epic producer for the game, describes it like this to a room of journalists:
    It's very simple. You do cool shit so you can unlock more cool shit so you can do even more cool shit, I mean, it's pretty much a circle of awesome, really.

    Between that, Cliff's fat kid jokes, the horrible voice acting and wonderful gems like "YOU SCARED THE DICK OFF ME", I was happy to write this one off right then.

    It's not like Epic has been particularly inspired with their games over the past several years.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    Who said anything about inspired? I'm not looking for meaningful exposition. I just want to be rewarded for killing guys creatively.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm half-surprised they didn't have an advertising campaign where Cliff announces his intent to make you his bitch

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    so what you're saying is that this game'll be great

    whew, glad we got that sorted out

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    I'm half-surprised they didn't have an advertising campaign where Cliff announces his intent to make you his bitch

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf_45zqX87c

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  • HeavyVillainHeavyVillain Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am a man child and it doesnt bother me

    Ill dig DNF for the same reason

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWhg6j1NWuY

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    there's an artform to being dumb that is very hard to master

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    suda 51 has it down to a science

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    i groaned through that whole video

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    yeah, anytime people try to talk like their video game it just ends up bad for everyone

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This game is what grandparents think GTA is

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