If you are going to have pizza, really it should be wheat-free pizza. Gluten free all the way, bitches.
Look, if you've got some food allergy then fine I can totally understand why you avoid gluten but you know what? I don't so I'll eat gluten if I fucking well want to because my body can digest it just fine. Also to all you stupid PETA fags that keep trying to convince us all that milk is inherently bad for people, no. Lactose intolerant peeps shouldn't drink milk but there's nothing wrong with drinking it if you're not.
WHOA dude, whoa, I was totally joking =P Yes, I'm allergic to Gluten, but fuck no I wouldn't force eating gluten free on everyone else. I just posted that to see if I could find anyone else who has celiac disease.
And, milk fucking rocks; I drank a half gallon to a gallon a day when I was younger (of skim or 1% at most), and I have never broken a bone despite doing all sorts of full contact sports.
There was one week when my wife and I drank 16 litres of milk between us. That was a good week.
I do not think milk makes me gassy, but that is probably because I consume so many, many dairy products. My body can chew through milk proteins like SE++ through cock.
Protip: Do not chew through the cocks. It makes the owner very upset unless they are German.
If you are going to have pizza, really it should be wheat-free pizza. Gluten free all the way, bitches.
Look, if you've got some food allergy then fine I can totally understand why you avoid gluten but you know what? I don't so I'll eat gluten if I fucking well want to because my body can digest it just fine. Also to all you stupid PETA fags that keep trying to convince us all that milk is inherently bad for people, no. Lactose intolerant peeps shouldn't drink milk but there's nothing wrong with drinking it if you're not.
WHOA dude, whoa, I was totally joking =P Yes, I'm allergic to Gluten, but fuck no I wouldn't force eating gluten free on everyone else. I just posted that to see if I could find anyone else who has celiac disease.
And, milk fucking rocks; I drank a half gallon to a gallon a day when I was younger (of skim or 1% at most), and I have never broken a bone despite doing all sorts of full contact sports.
There was one week when my wife and I drank 16 litres of milk between us. That was a good week.
I do not think milk makes me gassy, but that is probably because I consume so many, many dairy products. My body can chew through milk proteins like SE++ through cock.
Protip: Do not chew through the cocks. It makes the owner very upset unless they are German.
Ah, good to know, thanks. I admit, I'm still new to the cock. Well, not owning one, but, ya know, working with them.
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ButtersA glass of some milksRegistered Userregular
If you are going to have pizza, really it should be wheat-free pizza. Gluten free all the way, bitches.
If I'm going to have pizza, I'm going to have whatever tastes good because I don't really like pizza
but I think there's some in the fridge from a local place
mmm cold pizza
Keith, are the cheesesteaks really better in Philly?
I have never had a cheesesteak outside of Philadelphia
because I live in Philadelphia
I have found exactly one place outside of Philly that serves a proper cheesesteak that's tasty.
are you in philadelphia?
What? Now? No. I go to school at Carnegie Mellon but grew up in Philly.
The place I found here in Pittsburgh is called South Side Steaks and it's good because they use Whiz and "import" Amoroso rolls.
Please tell me you're not talking about Cheez Whiz on a cheesesteak because that would be fucking gross. Goddammit it's not hard to use real cheese instead of fake canned processed "cheese food product".
But that's what a Philly is. Cheddar cheese whiz is what makes it a Philly rather than a steak sandwich.
I love milk. I used to have milk all the time but it doesn't stay good for long in our tiny little dorm fridge. And the milk in the cafeteria comes in a bag and I don't trust liquids that come in bags.
Although milk does come originally in a flesh bag.
Still.
When I visited the US when I was young I found it very, very odd that milk didn't come in bags. Juice comes in bags but milk does not. I have found that a gallon of milk will stay better longer when packaged in 3 bags than it does in a gallon jug. Milk in a jug starts tasting terrible on the second day.
Being a milk connoisseur (snob), I wish to try your bagged milk. I believe it will bring good prospects.
Sir if I had you for secret satans I would send you a milk jug with a picture of a cow on it and a little milk-bag snipper deally that I don't think even has a name.
I'm sorry Keith but I refuse to budge on this. Cheez Whiz is disgusting compared to real cheese just like Spam is disgusting compared to real meat.
This man speaks the truth.
On a related topic, I had a white-trash sandwich today. Nearly so, anyhow. White bread, mayo, cheese slices and chicken. If it had had bologna on it, it would have been the ultimate white-trash luncheon.
Sir if I had you for secret satans I would send you a milk jug with a picture of a cow on it and a little milk-bag snipper deally that I don't think even has a name.
That would have been awesome
My Satan bailed out on me Or, at least, I have received nothing and not even a PM. Ah well. I am not angry at him, just curious what happened.
Hey! You can be my Secret Valentine! And you send me milk in a bag, and I'll send you a mysterious bodily fluid or something!
Ok, I sincerely appreciate you all educating me on what makes a Philly cheesesteak a Philly cheesesteak and now I know that I'm not missing anything. Seriously, I'm glad you all like them but fuck cheez whiz. Ick.
Sir if I had you for secret satans I would send you a milk jug with a picture of a cow on it and a little milk-bag snipper deally that I don't think even has a name.
That would have been awesome
My Satan bailed out on me Or, at least, I have received nothing and not even a PM. Ah well. I am not angry at him, just curious what happened.
Hey! You can be my Secret Valentine! And you send me milk in a bag, and I'll send you a mysterious bodily fluid or something!
I love milk. I used to have milk all the time but it doesn't stay good for long in our tiny little dorm fridge. And the milk in the cafeteria comes in a bag and I don't trust liquids that come in bags.
Although milk does come originally in a flesh bag.
Still.
Edit: dude cheezwhiz is like a staple in philly cheesesteak. You go to pat's or geno's and you say "one whiz with" or "without." there are other cheeses available, but cheezwhiz is offered. And it's delicious.
Now you just goddammit what the fuck no! The GOOD cheesesteaks use GOOD ingredients. Those two places are dogshit tourist traps that happen to be near each other.
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I'm sorry Keith but I refuse to budge on this. Cheez Whiz is disgusting compared to real cheese just like Spam is disgusting compared to real meat.
This man speaks the truth.
On a related topic, I had a white-trash sandwich today. Nearly so, anyhow. White bread, mayo, cheese slices and chicken. If it had had bologna on it, it would have been the ultimate white-trash luncheon.
a white trash sandwich is wonderbread, fried spam, mayo, and craft sliced american
I'm sorry Keith but I refuse to budge on this. Cheez Whiz is disgusting compared to real cheese just like Spam is disgusting compared to real meat.
This man speaks the truth.
On a related topic, I had a white-trash sandwich today. Nearly so, anyhow. White bread, mayo, cheese slices and chicken. If it had had bologna on it, it would have been the ultimate white-trash luncheon.
a white trash sandwich is wonderbread, fired spam, mayo, and craft sliced american
I love milk. I used to have milk all the time but it doesn't stay good for long in our tiny little dorm fridge. And the milk in the cafeteria comes in a bag and I don't trust liquids that come in bags.
Although milk does come originally in a flesh bag.
Still.
Edit: dude cheezwhiz is like a staple in philly cheesesteak. You go to pat's or geno's and you say "one whiz with" or "without." there are other cheeses available, but cheezwhiz is offered. And it's delicious.
Now you just goddammit what the fuck no! The GOOD cheesesteaks use GOOD ingredients. Those two places are dogshit tourist traps that happen to be near each other.
Oh I never said those were the good places. I just used them because I thought it would be recognizeable. And when I said "it's delicious" I meant cheesesteaks in general.
Sir if I had you for secret satans I would send you a milk jug with a picture of a cow on it and a little milk-bag snipper deally that I don't think even has a name.
That would have been awesome
My Satan bailed out on me Or, at least, I have received nothing and not even a PM. Ah well. I am not angry at him, just curious what happened.
Hey! You can be my Secret Valentine! And you send me milk in a bag, and I'll send you a mysterious bodily fluid or something!
Hmmm.... QUICKLY, TO THE MIRTH-MOBILE!
Dude if that is like these guys' car:
Then I'm so in.
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
I'm sorry Keith but I refuse to budge on this. Cheez Whiz is disgusting compared to real cheese just like Spam is disgusting compared to real meat.
This man speaks the truth.
On a related topic, I had a white-trash sandwich today. Nearly so, anyhow. White bread, mayo, cheese slices and chicken. If it had had bologna on it, it would have been the ultimate white-trash luncheon.
a white trash sandwich is wonderbread, fired spam, mayo, and craft sliced american
also, spam is real meat
real meat like hot dogs are real meat
the lips of a pig are only technically meat, pip
it is shoulder meat
period
that is all
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I love milk. I used to have milk all the time but it doesn't stay good for long in our tiny little dorm fridge. And the milk in the cafeteria comes in a bag and I don't trust liquids that come in bags.
Although milk does come originally in a flesh bag.
Still.
Edit: dude cheezwhiz is like a staple in philly cheesesteak. You go to pat's or geno's and you say "one whiz with" or "without." there are other cheeses available, but cheezwhiz is offered. And it's delicious.
Now you just goddammit what the fuck no! The GOOD cheesesteaks use GOOD ingredients. Those two places are dogshit tourist traps that happen to be near each other.
Oh I never said those were the good places. I just used them because I thought it would be recognizeable. And when I said "it's delicious" I meant cheesesteaks in general.
No, they're pretty good
Well, I've only had Pat's
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Ubikoh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by thenRegistered Userregular
I love milk. I used to have milk all the time but it doesn't stay good for long in our tiny little dorm fridge. And the milk in the cafeteria comes in a bag and I don't trust liquids that come in bags.
Although milk does come originally in a flesh bag.
Still.
Edit: dude cheezwhiz is like a staple in philly cheesesteak. You go to pat's or geno's and you say "one whiz with" or "without." there are other cheeses available, but cheezwhiz is offered. And it's delicious.
Now you just goddammit what the fuck no! The GOOD cheesesteaks use GOOD ingredients. Those two places are dogshit tourist traps that happen to be near each other.
Oh I never said those were the good places. I just used them because I thought it would be recognizeable. And when I said "it's delicious" I meant cheesesteaks in general.
No, they're pretty good
Well, I've only had Pat's
I think I had Geno's. It was alright. Not the best. Not the worst.
No Keith. Cheez Whiz is fucking disgusting shit and only idiots that get their nachos at 7-11 eat that crap. *shudder*
Real cheese is so much better.
I am, as some of you know, a big fucking food snob. Waiting tables at a 4-star restaurant for a few years will do that to you. When I cook, my friends beg to come over, as if I were a red cross worker in Somalia. I do a 16-hour Brisket that will knock you the fuck across the room, steal your shoes and fuck your wife. My Lobster Bisque has been described as "pure, distilled sex" and my Beef Marsala could bring the world to its knees. Ain't no mothafuckin' micro-wave in my cookin', bitches. No health food, either - I use real butter, whip my own eggs, the whole nine yards.
BUT
Any good cook will tell you this:
There are times when you just need a big bowl of Velveeta with some canned diced tomatoes in it, and a big bag of Tostitos. There are times when Ramen with Cheez-Wiz is the only thing that will do. Even the cook at the fine restaurant had a penchant for Quarter-Pounders-W/Cheese with a side of fries.
Ok, I sincerely appreciate you all educating me on what makes a Philly cheesesteak a Philly cheesesteak and now I know that I'm not missing anything. Seriously, I'm glad you all like them but fuck cheez whiz. Ick.
Please do not disregard the cheesesteak over Keith liking shitty ones any more than you would write off nachos based on 7-11.
I love milk. I used to have milk all the time but it doesn't stay good for long in our tiny little dorm fridge. And the milk in the cafeteria comes in a bag and I don't trust liquids that come in bags.
Although milk does come originally in a flesh bag.
Still.
Edit: dude cheezwhiz is like a staple in philly cheesesteak. You go to pat's or geno's and you say "one whiz with" or "without." there are other cheeses available, but cheezwhiz is offered. And it's delicious.
Now you just goddammit what the fuck no! The GOOD cheesesteaks use GOOD ingredients. Those two places are dogshit tourist traps that happen to be near each other.
Oh I never said those were the good places. I just used them because I thought it would be recognizeable. And when I said "it's delicious" I meant cheesesteaks in general.
Oh OK. It really looked like you were talking specificially about...bleh.
Sir if I had you for secret satans I would send you a milk jug with a picture of a cow on it and a little milk-bag snipper deally that I don't think even has a name.
That would have been awesome
My Satan bailed out on me Or, at least, I have received nothing and not even a PM. Ah well. I am not angry at him, just curious what happened.
Hey! You can be my Secret Valentine! And you send me milk in a bag, and I'll send you a mysterious bodily fluid or something!
No Keith. Cheez Whiz is fucking disgusting shit and only idiots that get their nachos at 7-11 eat that crap. *shudder*
Real cheese is so much better.
I am, as some of you know, a big fucking food snob. Waiting tables at a 4-star restaurant for a few years will do that to you. When I cook, my friends beg to come over, as if I were a red cross worker in Somalia. I do a 16-hour Brisket that will knock you the fuck across the room, steal your shoes and fuck your wife. My Lobster Bisque has been described as "pure, distilled sex" and my Beef Marsala could bring the world to its knees. Ain't no mothafuckin' micro-wave in my cookin', bitches. No health food, either - I use real butter, whip my own eggs, the whole nine yards.
BUT
Any good cook will tell you this:
There are times when you just need a big bowl of Velveeta with some canned diced tomatoes in it, and a big bag of Tostitos. There are times when Ramen with Cheez-Wiz is the only thing that will do. Even the cook at the fine restaurant had a penchant for Quarter-Pounders-W/Cheese with a side of fries.
as a man that will be going to culinary school, this cannot be more accurate
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
You can make spam eadible it isn't hard, you just have to spice the shit out of it and make a fine sauce for it
Best spam recipe:
Get a cast-iron griddle hot as hell. You know it's about right when you toss in a pat of butter and that shit turns brown on contact. Add a dash of white pepper, a dash of green Tabasco, and then slap a thick slice of Spam into the butter. Move that shit - keep it in motion with a spatula the whole time it fries. Flip it after 45 seconds, and keep doing so until each side has a crispy film to it.
Pop it on toasted sourdough and a side of eggs over medium. Garnish with Hollandaise.
I love milk. I used to have milk all the time but it doesn't stay good for long in our tiny little dorm fridge. And the milk in the cafeteria comes in a bag and I don't trust liquids that come in bags.
Although milk does come originally in a flesh bag.
Still.
Edit: dude cheezwhiz is like a staple in philly cheesesteak. You go to pat's or geno's and you say "one whiz with" or "without." there are other cheeses available, but cheezwhiz is offered. And it's delicious.
Now you just goddammit what the fuck no! The GOOD cheesesteaks use GOOD ingredients. Those two places are dogshit tourist traps that happen to be near each other.
Oh I never said those were the good places. I just used them because I thought it would be recognizeable. And when I said "it's delicious" I meant cheesesteaks in general.
Oh OK. It really looked like you were talking specificially about...bleh.
I know, my bad. Unclear writing and such.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
Ok, I sincerely appreciate you all educating me on what makes a Philly cheesesteak a Philly cheesesteak and now I know that I'm not missing anything. Seriously, I'm glad you all like them but fuck cheez whiz. Ick.
Please do not disregard the cheesesteak over Keith liking shitty ones any more than you would write off nachos based on 7-11.
Thanks for that clarification. One day I'll have a cheesesteak in philly with some real cheese on it then.
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Garlic Breadi'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm aRegistered User, Disagreeableregular
Ok, I sincerely appreciate you all educating me on what makes a Philly cheesesteak a Philly cheesesteak and now I know that I'm not missing anything. Seriously, I'm glad you all like them but fuck cheez whiz. Ick.
Please do not disregard the cheesesteak over Keith liking shitty ones any more than you would write off nachos based on 7-11.
Thanks for that clarification. One day I'll have a cheesesteak in philly with some real cheese on it then.
I think fish are icky and they aren't real food so I will never eat fish
Ok, I sincerely appreciate you all educating me on what makes a Philly cheesesteak a Philly cheesesteak and now I know that I'm not missing anything. Seriously, I'm glad you all like them but fuck cheez whiz. Ick.
Please do not disregard the cheesesteak over Keith liking shitty ones any more than you would write off nachos based on 7-11.
Thanks for that clarification. One day I'll have a cheesesteak in philly with some real cheese on it then.
I think fish are icky and they aren't real food so I will never eat fish
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have you ever had a cheesesteak with whiz on it?
and also mayo?
it sounds so gross but oh my god is it delectable
Ah, good to know, thanks. I admit, I'm still new to the cock. Well, not owning one, but, ya know, working with them.
But that's what a Philly is. Cheddar cheese whiz is what makes it a Philly rather than a steak sandwich.
Sir if I had you for secret satans I would send you a milk jug with a picture of a cow on it and a little milk-bag snipper deally that I don't think even has a name.
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Try an authentic Philly cheesesteak. I never eat Whiz otherwise but on steaks it is heaven.
but have you tried it
also, traditional cheese-steaks are made with cheeze whiz
Where are YOU from in Philly.
This man speaks the truth.
On a related topic, I had a white-trash sandwich today. Nearly so, anyhow. White bread, mayo, cheese slices and chicken. If it had had bologna on it, it would have been the ultimate white-trash luncheon.
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That would have been awesome
My Satan bailed out on me
Hey! You can be my Secret Valentine! And you send me milk in a bag, and I'll send you a mysterious bodily fluid or something!
Hmmm.... QUICKLY, TO THE MIRTH-MOBILE!
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oh, you see
when I say I'm from Philadelphia
I mean I'm actually from Philadelphia
not the fucking suburbs
Now you just goddammit what the fuck no! The GOOD cheesesteaks use GOOD ingredients. Those two places are dogshit tourist traps that happen to be near each other.
also, spam is real meat
real meat like hot dogs are real meat
the lips of a pig are only technically meat, pip
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Oh I never said those were the good places. I just used them because I thought it would be recognizeable. And when I said "it's delicious" I meant cheesesteaks in general.
Yes and it's motherfucking disgusting and I've lived around Philadelphia for most of my life and it's shit.
Dude if that is like these guys' car:
Then I'm so in.
period
that is all
No, they're pretty good
Well, I've only had Pat's
I think I had Geno's. It was alright. Not the best. Not the worst.
It is close enough, my house is like 2 or 3 miles from Center City and no one cares what Broomall is anyway (including me).
Are you cool like Will Smith or are you from the ghettos of South Philly.
I am, as some of you know, a big fucking food snob. Waiting tables at a 4-star restaurant for a few years will do that to you. When I cook, my friends beg to come over, as if I were a red cross worker in Somalia. I do a 16-hour Brisket that will knock you the fuck across the room, steal your shoes and fuck your wife. My Lobster Bisque has been described as "pure, distilled sex" and my Beef Marsala could bring the world to its knees. Ain't no mothafuckin' micro-wave in my cookin', bitches. No health food, either - I use real butter, whip my own eggs, the whole nine yards.
BUT
Any good cook will tell you this:
There are times when you just need a big bowl of Velveeta with some canned diced tomatoes in it, and a big bag of Tostitos. There are times when Ramen with Cheez-Wiz is the only thing that will do. Even the cook at the fine restaurant had a penchant for Quarter-Pounders-W/Cheese with a side of fries.
Please do not disregard the cheesesteak over Keith liking shitty ones any more than you would write off nachos based on 7-11.
Oh OK. It really looked like you were talking specificially about...bleh.
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I am in the northeast
so your house is closer to center city than mine
Best spam recipe:
Get a cast-iron griddle hot as hell. You know it's about right when you toss in a pat of butter and that shit turns brown on contact. Add a dash of white pepper, a dash of green Tabasco, and then slap a thick slice of Spam into the butter. Move that shit - keep it in motion with a spatula the whole time it fries. Flip it after 45 seconds, and keep doing so until each side has a crispy film to it.
Pop it on toasted sourdough and a side of eggs over medium. Garnish with Hollandaise.
I know, my bad. Unclear writing and such.
Really because I quite enjoy them and I live in Philadelphia so that automatically makes me smarter on the subject than you
Don't bring up the fact that I only had my first cheesesteak less than two years ago, it's irrelevant.
lololol
but still I go to center city almost every day for school
I think fish are icky and they aren't real food so I will never eat fish