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DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited February 2007 in Social Entropy++
That's right, a private eye.
I had a breakin while I was at work today.

Things they took:
1x Xbox. Modded, 3 controllers.
1x PS2. 2 controllers.
About 30x DVDs and games.

Things they left:

1x Xbox controller (they must have only been able to make 3 trips lol its hueg)
1x Camcorder sitting next to all of this.
2x 21 inch widescreen LCD monitors.
1x expensive computer.
1x Kimber 1911 handgun.
1x 7.62*54R rifle
1x Remington 870 express 12-gauge shotgun.

All the guns had locks on them, but that wouldn't keep someone from walking off with them.

If I ever find the fuckers that broke in, they'll be wishing they had taken that firepower because it was more valuable than all the other stuff.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited February 2007
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited February 2007
    Son of a bitch. Sorry to hear that, Doc.

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    QuethalQuethal The Infrequent OaklandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh man, I'm sorry Doc :-/ I hope you find the bastards who did that. Then scare them with your huge body.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    it was me even though I don't know where you live

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    OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    why arent you a mod

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You were robbed by NERDS.

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    LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Get Monk on it!

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Quethal wrote:
    Oh man, I'm sorry Doc :-/ I hope you find the bastards who did that. Then scare them with your huge body.

    Actually, it's better for everyone if I don't find them. They get to live, I get to stay out of prison.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc noooooo!

    D:

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    They stole his mod badge

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Do you have the codes for your consoles? I had my Ps2 stolen, and I got it back later because the code I had matched the code of some Ps2 in a pawn shop.

    You should look into that.

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    The dude just couldn't get enough Halo.

    I say you sue Bungie.

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    Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    holy shit dude D:

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    It's someone you know who's been in your digs, but not a friend.

    Think back.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Meissnerd wrote:
    Do you have the codes for your consoles? I had my Ps2 stolen, and I got it back later because the code I had matched the code of some Ps2 in a pawn shop.

    You should look into that.

    Nah, I've already called all the places around here and they didn't even get anything matching the description. So proving that it's mine is kind of out of the question.

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    TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    nice guns.

    And that Kimber, man, always a good choice.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Do you live in an apartment or townhouses, anything like that?

    EDIT: Oops, that was in the "Things they left" category

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Man that fucking suck Doc. Sorry.

    Bestforum was the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeest

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    ChairwalkerChairwalker Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    You dont need a dick, you need a dog.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Oh boy. Doc, if you don't mind me asking what kind of neighborhood do you live in?

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    It's someone you know who's been in your digs, but not a friend.

    Think back.

    Yeah, I thought of that. I can't think of anyone like that in the past four months at least.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Butters wrote:
    Oh boy. Doc, if you don't mind me asking what kind of neighborhood do you live in?

    Nice couple of blocks, but the area around it can get sketchy.

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    JC of DIJC of DI I think we're fucked up. I know I am.Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    That's right, a private eye.
    I had a breakin while I was at work today.

    Things they took:
    1x Xbox. Modded, 3 controllers.
    1x PS2. 2 controllers.
    About 30x DVDs and games.

    Things they left:

    1x Xbox controller (they must have only been able to make 3 trips lol its hueg)
    1x Camcorder sitting next to all of this.
    2x 21 inch widescreen LCD monitors.
    1x expensive computer.
    1x Kimber 1911 handgun.
    1x 7.62*54R rifle
    1x Remington 870 express 12-gauge shotgun.

    All the guns had locks on them, but that wouldn't keep someone from walking off with them.

    If I ever find the fuckers that broke in, they'll be wishing they had taken that firepower because it was more valuable than all the other stuff.

    I took too long to type this, so some of the parts have been mentioned.

    From my extensive work at a Sheriff's Office, I'd say it's fairly likely it's someone you know who's been to the house before if they left all the other things of value. Anyone who'd been doing it for awhile wouldn't have ignored the other items, and probably would have taken them instead.

    This all depends on how visible they would be from any neighbors or anything, as a neighbor watching a guy walk out of a house with some videogames wouldn't seem as suspicious as a guy walking out with an armful of guns. The camcorder is what gets me though - that's something that could easily be 50 bucks at a pawn shop. Given that the game systems stolen aren't exactly bringing top dollar nowadays, it would have been a sizeable addition to their haul if it was for monetary gain.

    Definitely call the cops if you haven't already. Try and think of anyone who might have taken the items or any neighbors who may have been home to witness anything. If you have any ways of tracking any of it be sure to make note of it (serial numbers especially.) Any photos of your set-up that shows the DVDs/games/systems you had in your possession may help to prove that you at least owned the items at one point, which is half the battle if you have no identifiable traits for any of the items.

    Hope it gets found man. :|

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    It's someone you know who's been in your digs, but not a friend.

    Think back.

    Yeah, I thought of that. I can't think of anyone like that in the past four months at least.

    Think back harder. When I got burglarized, it was someone who'd been to one of my parties 10 months prior.

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    fallaxdracofallaxdraco Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    It's someone you know who's been in your digs, but not a friend.

    Think back.

    Yeah, I thought of that. I can't think of anyone like that in the past four months at least.

    Think back harder. When I got burglarized, it was someone who'd been to one of my parties 10 months prior.

    how did you catch them?(I assume you or someone did if you know who it is)

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Invest in a security system, like the one Kevin used in Home Alone.


    But that seriously sucks though. As slim as the chances are of getting you stuff back, I hope it still happens somehow.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    Butters wrote:
    Oh boy. Doc, if you don't mind me asking what kind of neighborhood do you live in?

    Nice couple of blocks, but the area around it can get sketchy.

    Are you near a shady, inner-ciity community college? Because I am and in the past game systems have been stolen more than anything else from my housemates.

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    It's someone you know who's been in your digs, but not a friend.

    Think back.

    Yeah, I thought of that. I can't think of anyone like that in the past four months at least.

    Think back harder. When I got burglarized, it was someone who'd been to one of my parties 10 months prior.

    how did you catch them?(I assume you or someone did if you know who it is)

    The burglar blabbed about it. My friends told me. SOMEONE set his Jeep on fire. All is well.

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    lostwords wrote:
    Invest in a security system, like the one Kevin used in Home Alone.


    But that seriously sucks though. As slim as the chances are of getting you stuff back, I hope it still happens somehow.

    My temporary security system is called "00 buck," since I won't be leaving the house unattended until the window gets fixed on Monday.

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    FlintlockhandmedownFlintlockhandmedown Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
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    I find myself discomforted by the fact that this doesn't surprise me.
    SE++ ftw.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant, how did you go about setting this car on fire

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    J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    J. Grant, how did you go about setting this car on fire

    Ah shit.

    OK, SOMEONE poured a coke bottle of gasoline on the seat of his unguarded Jeep in front of his house, then lit a match and ran like hell. According to the grapevine, it caused thousands of dollars of damage.

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    CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    My temporary security system is called "00 buck," since I won't be leaving the house unattended until the window gets fixed on Monday.

    <3 Doc

    Steel or lead? 3" or 3" 1/2? Tell me its a 3" 1/2 inch shell.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    J. Grant, how did you go about setting this car on fire

    Ah shit.

    OK, SOMEONE poured a coke bottle of gasoline on the seat of his unguarded Jeep in front of his house, then lit a match and ran like hell. According to the grapevine, it caused thousands of dollars of damage.

    It'd be funny if that was actually the neighbors jeep. You know like the neighbors corvette in The Big Lebowski.

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    FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    J. Grant wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    J. Grant, how did you go about setting this car on fire

    Ah shit.

    OK, SOMEONE poured a coke bottle of gasoline on the seat of his unguarded Jeep in front of his house, then lit a match and ran like hell. According to the grapevine, it caused thousands of dollars of damage.

    ah okay

    no the car i'm looking to destroy at no risk to mself is a small sedan, i will need another way

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    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    doc, it sounds like kids

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    DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    My temporary security system is called "00 buck," since I won't be leaving the house unattended until the window gets fixed on Monday.

    <3 Doc

    Steel or lead? 3" or 3" 1/2? Tell me its a 3" 1/2 inch shell.

    3. Unplated lead.

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    CerriusCerrius Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doc wrote:
    Doc wrote:
    My temporary security system is called "00 buck," since I won't be leaving the house unattended until the window gets fixed on Monday.

    <3 Doc

    Steel or lead? 3" or 3" 1/2? Tell me its a 3" 1/2 inch shell.

    3. Unplated lead.

    You live in Washington right? If you get some steel shot and all the right Oregon hunting lisences, come down next September and we'll shoot some geese.

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    J. Grant wrote:
    Fallout wrote:
    J. Grant, how did you go about setting this car on fire

    Ah shit.

    OK, SOMEONE poured a coke bottle of gasoline on the seat of his unguarded Jeep in front of his house, then lit a match and ran like hell. According to the grapevine, it caused thousands of dollars of damage.

    ah okay

    no the car i'm looking to destroy at no risk to mself is a small sedan, i will need another way

    Just jimmy the door then. If their is no alarm, it's surprisingly easier then you would think.

    Butters on
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