Places That Suck in Your Neighborhood

Uriel

Wezoin wrote:

Keith wrote:

There's a video store like a block from my house called "VideoThrills"

my friend and I always joked that it was just porn

so we went in one night

and it really is just porn. There's a small section of other movies up front, but most of the store is porn

KEEF! We've got tons of stores like that in my town... My grandma wanted to get a movie (like a non porn movie) for us kids one time, so I pulled up out front "AdultVideo" and sent her in to ask for the Children's movies.

Then cops showed up.

I laughed out loud at this.

BigDes

SmokingGun wrote:

I'm living in London at the moment (college) and pretty much the only bad thing so far is HOW FUCKING EXPENSIVE EVERYTHING IS.

Apart from Starbucks, they're one of the few companies that don't seem to have joined the "hey, y'all in London? Here, pay twice as much for the same shit" mentality.

So props for that.

Starbucks is stupidly expensive anyway.

Air

how expensive can it be to pass beans through water



i wonder if that could be a euphemism for going to the toilet
or shitting in a pool


also i just realised that i meant to type 'water through beans'

so..
enema?


i dont know why beans have to mean poo
but this would all work even less otherwise

Antinumeric

where are you in London? central london is a bitch and the prices are insane. But where are you comparing prices to?

Dangerou-Dave

There's this place near downtown where this guy sometimes offers me heroine...which. You know, I pass up.

Darkblade_1

The first hits free..

Druhim

mully wrote:

main @ hastings.

i have never went past there and not seen the following:

a) an arrest
b) an alley bj
c) people shooting up
d) someone throwing up
e) a fight
f) all of the above!

So, did you hold up a scorecard rating the bj?

Wezoin

Uriel wrote:

Wezoin wrote:

Keith wrote:

There's a video store like a block from my house called "VideoThrills"

my friend and I always joked that it was just porn

so we went in one night

and it really is just porn. There's a small section of other movies up front, but most of the store is porn

KEEF! We've got tons of stores like that in my town... My grandma wanted to get a movie (like a non porn movie) for us kids one time, so I pulled up out front "AdultVideo" and sent her in to ask for the Children's movies.

Then cops showed up.

I laughed out loud at this.

Sad thing about this is I'm not kidding about any of it.

tugga

Wezoin wrote:

Uriel wrote:

Wezoin wrote:

Keith wrote:

There's a video store like a block from my house called "VideoThrills"

my friend and I always joked that it was just porn

so we went in one night

and it really is just porn. There's a small section of other movies up front, but most of the store is porn

KEEF! We've got tons of stores like that in my town... My grandma wanted to get a movie (like a non porn movie) for us kids one time, so I pulled up out front "AdultVideo" and sent her in to ask for the Children's movies.

Then cops showed up.

I laughed out loud at this.

Sad thing about this is I'm not kidding about any of it.

omg im sig'ing that

Wezoin

tugga06 wrote:

Wezoin wrote:

Uriel wrote:

Wezoin wrote:

Keith wrote:

There's a video store like a block from my house called "VideoThrills"

my friend and I always joked that it was just porn

so we went in one night

and it really is just porn. There's a small section of other movies up front, but most of the store is porn

KEEF! We've got tons of stores like that in my town... My grandma wanted to get a movie (like a non porn movie) for us kids one time, so I pulled up out front "AdultVideo" and sent her in to ask for the Children's movies.

Then cops showed up.

I laughed out loud at this.

Sad thing about this is I'm not kidding about any of it.

omg im sig'ing that

+5 Reputation Points!

Wezoin

Also, places that suck in my neighbourhood: Cherryhill Village Mall

It's full of old creepy people. I saw someone die there today. The whole place smells of urine. It's seriously got no less than 25 retirement homes surrounding it. And I have the pleasure of working there.

Fuck.

mully

Druhim wrote:

mully wrote:

main @ hastings.

i have never went past there and not seen the following:

a) an arrest
b) an alley bj
c) people shooting up
d) someone throwing up
e) a fight
f) all of the above!

So, did you hold up a scorecard rating the bj?

i would if i could trust that they'd ever get over like
a 4.0
(out of a possible 10.0)
but you can only get so many points
when your background is a vomit minefield

Jimbo the Impressive

Uriel wrote:

Every neighborhood sucks in Toledo.

In my experience, northwest Ohio in general sucks.
EDIT: It could be a lot, lot, worse, though. I mean, I've never been mugged or anything. It sucks in that it's pretty much "devoid of points of interest" more than "actively unhealthy."

Ubik

Everywhere is this crappy neighbor sucks.

naporeon

mully wrote:

Druhim wrote:

mully wrote:

main @ hastings.

i have never went past there and not seen the following:

a) an arrest
b) an alley bj
c) people shooting up
d) someone throwing up
e) a fight
f) all of the above!

So, did you hold up a scorecard rating the bj?

i would if i could trust that they'd ever get over like
a 4.0
(out of a possible 10.0)
but you can only get so many points
when your background is a vomit minefield

Oh mully. I totally drove up and down Hastings like eight times in July. We were all....



O:



It was worse, though, when we rode the bus from our hotel out by the PNE. There were some crazies getting on and off the bus down near the worst stretches of Hastings.

Oh man.

Jesus.

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Marathon

The Far Side wrote:

This entire city sucks

STAB

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Marathon

The Far Side wrote:

Marathon wrote:

The Far Side wrote:

This entire city sucks

STAB

COUNTERSTAB

counterstab

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mully

The Far Side wrote:

Marathon wrote:

The Far Side wrote:

Marathon wrote:

The Far Side wrote:

This entire city sucks

STAB

COUNTERSTAB

counterstab

COUNTERSTAB

block

Marathon

The Far Side wrote:

Marathon wrote:

The Far Side wrote:

Marathon wrote:

The Far Side wrote:

This entire city sucks

STAB

COUNTERSTAB

counterstab

COUNTERSTAB

COUNTERSTAB

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DrIanMalcolm

Oh shi- Mully

Marathon

mully wrote:

The Far Side wrote:

Marathon wrote:

The Far Side wrote:

Marathon wrote:

The Far Side wrote:

This entire city sucks

STAB

COUNTERSTAB

counterstab

COUNTERSTAB

block

booo, fuck you.

TFS...you and your people deleting posts. Boo too you.

mully

*victory dance*

Barcardi

oh major cheater going on here

Marathon

I won't cry foul, but there was a post right after my stab and then it was magically gone.

naporeon

Yeah. That's bullshit.

Is deleting posts illegal? If not, is sure as hell should be.

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naporeon

Regardless of who else it's happened to, it's cheap bullshit.

Assassins should be about strategy and luck, not a posse of fanboys cheating for you.

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Marathon

The Far Side wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Regardless of who else it's happened to, it's cheap bullshit.

Assassins should be about strategy and luck, not a posse of fanboys cheating for you.

like hell it's cheating, jimbo just wanted to see me win

Win by cheating. :P

Jimbo the Impressive

Yeah, I didn't even know what the fuck was going on. He's just like "holy shit delete your post!" and I was like "uh okay", because I thought my anal virginity was at stake or something.By the time I figured it out, too late.

naporeon

The Far Side wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Regardless of who else it's happened to, it's cheap bullshit.

Assassins should be about strategy and luck, not a posse of fanboys cheating for you.

like hell it's cheating, jimbo just wanted to see me win

Why bother with the game, then?

Why not just have a poll thread with all the participants' names? The person with the most votes wins.

Popularity contests are so awesome.

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mully

i didn't see a post before nor after mine, at any point
and i was right after TFS
so ...
i'm confused.

Marathon

Jimbo the Impressive wrote:

Yeah, I didn't even know what the fuck was going on. He's just like "holy shit delete your post!" and I was like "uh okay", because I thought my anal virginity was at stake or something.By the time I figured it out, too late.

Weak

Jordyn

I think Whippy is going to win the assassins thing.

Marathon

mully wrote:

i didn't see a post before nor after mine, at any point
and i was right after TFS
so ...
i'm confused.

When I first posted my stab there was a post right after that, so he had no chance to come with a counterstab. But those authors deleted said posts and then TFS beat me with an assist by you.