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VILLAIN BOWL I: PRE-GAME SHOW

Doctor DoomDoctor Doom Registered User regular
edited February 2007 in Graphic Violence
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Hello, I'm John Madden. IF YOU RUN WITH THE FOOTBALL INTO THE ENDZONE, YOU USUALLY SCORE A TOUCHDOWN.

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And I'm April O'Neil, Channel 6 News. I don't really know what I'm doing here.

John-madden.jpgWe've got a great match for you here at the first annual Villain Bowl. BOOM! TOUGH ACTIN' TINACTIN!

April%2520O%27Niel.gifThat's right, John. Well, the part where you weren't braying like a jackass, anyways. Let's get right to the Tale Of The Tape.

The first guy I want to talk about is Doctor Doom. John, what are your thoughts on Doom?

John-madden.jpgWell, y'see, I think that, if Doom manages to overpower Loki, there's a real chance he could win this thing. HE'LL REMEMBER THAT NUMBER! POW!

April%2520O%27Niel.gifThat's... perceptive. I hear that Doom will be wearing his magical armor for this match. Any thoughts on that?

John-madden.jpgWell, y'see, with that crazy leather armor Doom's got, his magical ability goes pretty high, which is what you want when you're dealin' with a guy like Loki. The thing is, y'see, that it makes him more vulnerable to an attack. BOOM! HE GOT ALL OF THAT ONE!

April%2520O%27Niel.gifWell that brings us to Loki. Now, Loki's been called a god, but from reports I've heard, he's actually the son of a frost giant who was raised as a god. Now, that doesn't seem to be a detriment to his power, however. Loki's taken on some pretty big challengers so far. Direct combat seems not to be to his taste however, so we'll see how he does here.

John-madden.jpgIT'S IN THE GAME!

April%2520O%27Niel.gifRight you are, John. Now, let's discuss the venue here. I'm being told that this fight is being staged on Krypton, 3 hours before it's set to explode. That puts some interesting time constraints on these two competitors who have been shown to prefer Machiavellian schemes over direct force. Should be an exciting match.

John-madden.jpgI CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STILL ALIVE! BOOM!

April%2520O%27Niel.gif Well, that about wraps it up for our pre-game coverage of Villain Bowl I. On behalf of John Madden, this is April O'Neal, Channel 6 News, signing off.

John-madden.jpgBOOM!

April%2520O%27Niel.gifIf you say boom one more time I'll kill you.

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  • The Muffin ManThe Muffin Man Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I WANT LOKI TO WIN BECAUSE DOOM SHOULD NOT HAVE BEATEN ULTRON.

    CAPS.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Shit, the end already?

    I think Doom wins because I doubt most of us have even read enough Thor comics to have a clear idea as to what Loki's abilities really are.

    Whereas Doom is, clearly, capable of doing anything.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited February 2007
    I WANT LOKI TO WIN BECAUSE DOOM SHOULD NOT HAVE BEATEN ULTRON.

    CAPS.

    I want Doom to win because Loki should not have beaten Mirror Master

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  • Diablo FettDiablo Fett Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    robosagogo wrote:
    Shit, the end already?

    I think Doom wins because I doubt most of us have even read enough Thor comics to have a clear idea as to what Loki's abilities really are.

    Whereas Doom is, clearly, capable of doing anything.
    According to the Deadpool series, Loki can, literally, capture Death.


    Take that as you will.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Need info on DOOM's magical armor, please.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    robosagogo wrote:
    Shit, the end already?

    I think Doom wins because I doubt most of us have even read enough Thor comics to have a clear idea as to what Loki's abilities really are.

    Whereas Doom is, clearly, capable of doing anything.
    According to the Deadpool series, Loki can, literally, capture Death.


    Take that as you will.
    Exactly! What the fuck does the even mean? What does that say about a character? Can he do anything, then, or can he just do one really impossible thing?

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  • Diablo FettDiablo Fett Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    robosagogo wrote:
    robosagogo wrote:
    Shit, the end already?

    I think Doom wins because I doubt most of us have even read enough Thor comics to have a clear idea as to what Loki's abilities really are.

    Whereas Doom is, clearly, capable of doing anything.
    According to the Deadpool series, Loki can, literally, capture Death.


    Take that as you will.
    Exactly! What the fuck does the even mean? What does that say about a character? Can he do anything, then, or can he just do one really impossible thing?
    It was the physical manifestation of Death.

    Granted, she was kinda making hanky panky with Deadpool at the time, but the point still stands.

    Damn, this fight is gonna be crazy. I can't even wrap my head around it.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    robosagogo wrote:
    robosagogo wrote:
    Shit, the end already?

    I think Doom wins because I doubt most of us have even read enough Thor comics to have a clear idea as to what Loki's abilities really are.

    Whereas Doom is, clearly, capable of doing anything.
    According to the Deadpool series, Loki can, literally, capture Death.


    Take that as you will.
    Exactly! What the fuck does the even mean? What does that say about a character? Can he do anything, then, or can he just do one really impossible thing?
    It was the physical manifestation of Death.

    Granted, she was kinda making hanky panky with Deadpool at the time, but the point still stands.

    Wh- what? Was she just trying to make Thanatos be a jealous boyfriend or something? That makes no sense.

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  • Diablo FettDiablo Fett Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    robosagogo wrote:
    robosagogo wrote:
    Shit, the end already?

    I think Doom wins because I doubt most of us have even read enough Thor comics to have a clear idea as to what Loki's abilities really are.

    Whereas Doom is, clearly, capable of doing anything.
    According to the Deadpool series, Loki can, literally, capture Death.


    Take that as you will.
    Exactly! What the fuck does the even mean? What does that say about a character? Can he do anything, then, or can he just do one really impossible thing?
    It was the physical manifestation of Death.

    Granted, she was kinda making hanky panky with Deadpool at the time, but the point still stands.

    Wh- what? Was she just trying to make Thanatos be a jealous boyfriend or something? That makes no sense.
    This was before the two were... ummm... an item, i guess?

    He was still trying to win her over, while she admired Deadpool because he was one of the only living people who could see her. Problem was, he literally couldn't be killed, so they could only be together in the short time inbetween his "death" and when his healing factor kicks in and brings him back to life.

    A complicated romance. Oh, and Deadpool might be Loki's son.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think the Bears will win.


    oh..this isn't about football? I got confused beacause the father of shitty football games was here.

    Anyway, I don't think either will win.

    This fight if full of such awesome that we will all explode.

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think Doom has an incredible disadvantage considering his history with the FF. Loki's a tricky sumabitch, and who is to say he couldn't do a bit of mind tinkering on Doom to create some terrible tricks that relate to his perception of failures in the past?

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  • TehChowdTehChowd Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Isn't Krypton fully of fancy technology? I wonder if Doom could hax0r himself up a brainiac or a phantom zone projecter in under three hours. . .

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  • Conditional_AxeConditional_Axe Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think Doom has an incredible disadvantage considering his history with the FF. Loki's a tricky sumabitch, and who is to say he couldn't do a bit of mind tinkering on Doom to create some terrible tricks that relate to his perception of failures in the past?
    DOOM DOES NOT FAIL! WHAT APPEARS TO BE FAILURE IS ONE MINISCULE COBBLESTONE ON DOOM'S ROAD TO CONQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Loki could teleport out of the Phantom Zone and a Braniac would just try to kill Doom.

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  • delphinusdelphinus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote:
    Need info on DOOM's magical armor, please.

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    id say damaged to broken.

    he goes home and takes it off and puts his original armor back on before fighting the FF.
    we cant say its uselss, but it can be assumed that he's not invulnerable with it anymore.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I thought it would be the armor at its full power.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    DON'T YOU FOOLS SEE? DOOM IS LOKI!

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  • delphinusdelphinus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    robosagogo wrote:
    I thought it would be the armor at its full power.
    thats up to madden and o'neil to decide for us

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Gee, the guy running this tourny is named "DOOM", will he allow the armor at it's full power or at it's "messed right the fuck up" level of power?

    Wow, tough one! Better put my thinking cap on!

    Of course it's at full power fool! Stop wasting precious space on the intraweb!

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  • Cosmic SombreroCosmic Sombrero Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Loki?

    Loki?

    Goddamnit, I knew I should have voted.

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  • FencingsaxFencingsax It is difficult to get a man to understand, when his salary depends upon his not understanding GNU Terry PratchettRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Seriously, though, I think it will be a draw. Doom's cunning enough to rival Loki.

    However, a proper Loki vs. Thor match will rock.

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  • MajidahMajidah Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think Doom has an incredible disadvantage considering his history with the FF. Loki's a tricky sumabitch, and who is to say he couldn't do a bit of mind tinkering on Doom to create some terrible tricks that relate to his perception of failures in the past?
    DOOM DOES NOT FAIL! WHAT APPEARS TO BE FAILURE IS ONE MINISCULE COBBLESTONE ON DOOM'S ROAD TO CONQUEST!!!!!!!!!!!

    I always thought that one simply could not mind control/manipulate doom. Not because of any special power of course, just because the man's willpower is FUCKING INSANE.

    Loki: (whispers in Doom's mind) eat that krytonian kitten.
    Doom: That's not a thought I often have... I bet Loki's trying to mind control me. Silly bastard.
    Loki: (whispers in Doom's mind) delicious kittens...
    Doom: Shut up.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Fencingsax wrote:

    However, a proper Loki vs. Thor match will rock.

    Yeah, it's not like we've never seen that before.

    On the other hand, Doom has probably beaten Thor in the past as well.


    Really, I wish we could've come up with less obvious finalists.

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  • Toji SuzuharaToji Suzuhara Southern CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    robosagogo wrote:
    Really, I wish we could've come up with less obvious finalists.

    Greg Land versus Michael Turner!

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  • delphinusdelphinus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I think this is fair field here.
    this is krypton. people across the DC galaxy have been Jizzing over their tech for a while now.

    yes doom has mystic armor, but we do know that it CAN be damaged by lower demons in hell. [how else did he get it that way?]

    loki im sure can utilize any number of ways to defeat doom. the trickster again will only need to keep him there for 3 hours.

    If our Tourney host would be so kind as to tell us what the characters are equipped with? does doom have access to his portable time machine to be able to try and try again?
    [spoiler:a5d7b86573] a la Heroes Reborn? [/spoiler:a5d7b86573] or can he find one on krypton? are kryptonian police gonna try and interfere? are earthquakes already wrecking shit up?



    edit: the more i read about loki, the more i think he deserves to be in the final round. he might be a knock around doll, but hes the knockaround doll of the strongest hero 616 has had and the winner of the hero tourney
    from answers.com
    While a master of magic with power that dwarfs even that of Earth's Sorcerer Supreme Dr. Strange[4], Loki prefers to employ the use of minions in his battle against Thor. Ever the schemer, Loki is cautious not to be seen to be directly involved for fear of angering Odin. To that end, Loki creates two long-lasting foes — the Absorbing Man and the Wrecker. Loki also tricks others into fighting on his behalf, such as the giant Asgardian troll Ulik, the dragon Fafnir and the Silver Surfer.
    bet we didnt know about that shit about his magic levels huh?
    and now im thinking my favored Doctor has a chance of losing.


    in the ragnorok arc, surtur created uru hammers for everyone on loki's side. uru is the same material that mjiolnir is made out of. is loki carrying one into this fight? cuz that would be awesome.

    good luck doom. nothing is carved out for anyone in this round

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I leave this place for 3 days to help bring my son into the world and this is what he is born into. A world where Doom beats Ultron. How should I even begin to explain this?


    I think Loki wins, unless Doom has some way to get to Krypton before the fight starts and set up some sort of trap to catch Loki there when the planet explodes. If not Loki is stronger than Doom both physically and magically, and he is every bit as cunning.

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  • robosagogorobosagogo Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Is Krypton's technology that great? They only had one space-ship, and it was baby-sized.

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  • delphinusdelphinus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    it got to the point where their tech got so great they had a war over it.

    you should wiki it, theres like 4 versions. im assuming we're using the post crisis version where people are living in domes like in FF:spirits within.

    what would be f'ing awesome is if doom had a failsafe where he could cause the planet to explode early. loki would no see that shit coming

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doom's the kind of guy who would instigate the explosion and then shift into the astral plane to avoid death. And I don't think even Loki can withstand the death of a planet. But he can probably go into the astral plane too.

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  • CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Loki wins. It's just that simple.

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  • Milquetoast ThugMilquetoast Thug Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Crayon wrote:
    Loki wins. It's just that simple.

    Pretty much, yeah.

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  • delphinusdelphinus Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doom's the kind of guy who would instigate the explosion and then shift into the astral plane to avoid death. And I don't think even Loki can withstand the death of a planet. But he can probably go into the astral plane too.
    i dont recall doom EVER doing that. he may be an unparalleled genius, but a telepath, he is not.

    man. im as big a fan of doom as your next guy. but im gonna hafta vote loki unless someone convinces me otherwise.
    First off, youve got loki, the shapeshifting trickster god, whose manipulater WAY more than his fair share of superheroes into attacking eachother. you put him on a planet where the people are paranoid of alien outsiders, and at the time of their arrival, the planet just so happens to start shaking....hmmmmm....advantage:Loki

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    I can't believe LOKI is going to win this.

    Name one good Loki story you've ever read where he actually does something impressive that isn't magical plot bullshit.

    Name one.

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  • CrayonCrayon Sleeps in the wrong bed. TejasRegistered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Furu wrote:
    I can't believe LOKI is going to win this.

    Name one good Loki story you've ever read where he actually does something impressive that isn't magical plot bullshit.

    Name one.

    It's "magical plot bullshit" because...well...HE USES FUCKING MAGIC.

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Crayon wrote:
    Furu wrote:
    I can't believe LOKI is going to win this.

    Name one good Loki story you've ever read where he actually does something impressive that isn't magical plot bullshit.

    Name one.

    It's "magical plot bullshit" because...well...HE USES FUCKING MAGIC.

    And my point is a PLOT DEVICE shouldn't be winning a tournament.

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  • NinjaSquirrelNinjaSquirrel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Furu wrote:
    Crayon wrote:
    Furu wrote:
    I can't believe LOKI is going to win this.

    Name one good Loki story you've ever read where he actually does something impressive that isn't magical plot bullshit.

    Name one.

    It's "magical plot bullshit" because...well...HE USES FUCKING MAGIC.

    And my point is a PLOT DEVICE shouldn't be winning a tournament.

    Why do people even want Loki to win? If Loki wins there's only one possible way to vote in the next round where Doom at least stands a chance.

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    We all know Doom, everyone in the entire comic book reading world knows Doom.

    That being said he's going to bow down before Loki!

    Thor vs Loki 2007!

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  • NinjaSquirrelNinjaSquirrel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    We all know Doom, everyone in the entire comic book reading world knows Doom.

    That being said he's going to bow down before Loki!

    Thor vs Loki 2007!
    So why do you want a fight with only one possible outcome for our big super championship?

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  • IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doom has the same ability set as Loki, for the most part, but he has only a fraction of the power. Explain how you can defeat someone who has not only everything you have, but more of it?

    And it makes pretty good sense that the primary villain from the Hero tourney winner's book would have a great chance of winning here.

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  • NinjaSquirrelNinjaSquirrel Registered User regular
    edited February 2007
    Doom also has technology, the fact that he won't fight Thor like an idiot and seems to be a better tactician than Loki.

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