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COD: Black Ops: ______ is literally the ______ Call of Duty ever

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  • TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Mechanical wrote: »
    I have no idea why people say the sound is better when it didn't carry properly in MOD2.

    I'm assuming it's mostly because Blops' Ninja pro is a useless pile of crap and MW2's SitRep pro was the tits.

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  • ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Personally I think the explosions sound terrible in Blops.

    Thats my complaint with the sound.

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  • SkutSkutSkutSkut Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    the skorpion in blops sound like if you rub your thumb across a comb.

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Here's the clip I mentioned. Moments like this make it all worthwhile.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_AabayDpDc

    Sadly during the actual recording the semtex light showed up, but oh well.

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  • MayGodHaveMercyMayGodHaveMercy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Oh good god that is glorious, Luigi.

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    XBL: Mercy XXVI - Steam: Mercy_XXVI - PSN: Mercy XXVI
  • iRevertiRevert Tactical Martha Stewart Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Oh good god that is glorious, Luigi.

    The best part of it was I was watching this entire thing as I was about to start shooting them, all I see is this little blinking red dot go up up up into there and then all of a sudden it turns green and starts moving to the side reaaaally fast and then booooom!

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    haha that's awesome

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  • TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    iRevert wrote: »
    Oh good god that is glorious, Luigi.

    The best part of it was I was watching this entire thing as I was about to start shooting them, all I see is this little blinking red dot go up up up into there and then all of a sudden it turns green and starts moving to the side reaaaally fast and then booooom!

    The best part is that it took out the guy just outside of the room with one of their claymores. :lol:

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  • Custom SpecialCustom Special I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm Sounders 'til I die!Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hope everyone is ready for a seizure!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLaWUU5mfsw

    Sorry that it's 4x speed...but I had to to fit it all in. I love the M60.

    I had a contract for 12 kills without dying, thinking I would never again achieve such a thing (I think I've gotten 10+ before), but then I just decided to try ground war solo, thinking more people means more targets and I got it. Ran out of ammo there at the end so I had to knife two guys with my rocket launcher out.

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So I'm in a lobby right now with a guy whose name is in red, rather than the standard gray everyone else has. Any idea what that means?

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    Steam: offday
  • MechanicalMechanical Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Whole name? Likely some bull in the form of MOD2 dickery. There are colored clantags after prestige 13 now though.

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I guess it's not really the text of his name. It's like the rectangle it's in when you're looking at all the names of the people in the lobby.

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    Steam: offday
  • MechanicalMechanical Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Nemesis.

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Not mine, but this Inglorious Basterds emblem is pretty bad ass.

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  • SanguinarySanguinary Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    On the topic of MW2: Woodhouse rocks akimbo Rangers and is a classy gentleman. That is all.

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    "Und... under control? You're grabbing a fucking bazooka, you dumbass"


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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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  • MechanicalMechanical Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    It's being denied rather heavily by both IW and Activision right now, so who knows.

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  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sanguinary wrote: »
    On the topic of MW2: Woodhouse rocks akimbo Rangers and is a classy gentleman. That is all.

    Akimbo Rangers are actually kinda retarded.

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  • joshgotrojoshgotro Deviled Egg The Land of REAL CHILIRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    site is a black page....

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    does it?
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Mechanical wrote: »
    It's being denied rather heavily by both IW and Activision right now, so who knows.

    That wouldn't mean much, since they're probably under media blackout.

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  • MechanicalMechanical Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    There seems to be a great deal of speculation about the next Call of Duty project. Let me be clear that we are not revealing yet. Anything indicating otherwise is a hoax.

    Apparently sending dog tags to media sites doesn't qualify as a reveal.

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  • MechanicalMechanical Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Who's to say it was from them?

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dogtags and a countdown website coming out right before GDC?

    That would either be one well-timed coincidence, or one really stupid hoax.

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  • MechanicalMechanical Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Could be either, really.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Not to mention how specifically worded that Activision release was.

    "We are not revealing yet," implies that there is something to reveal, and that it's going to be revealed at some point.

    GDC seems like the best time, especially considering how that was when MW2 was announced/dated for release.

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I kinda hope it isn't MW3. I just freaking bought black ops. I can't keep up with this. It's like Madden now.

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    Steam: offday
  • 0Replace4Displace0Replace4Displace The best girls are ships and guns. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    MW3's 9 months away.

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So I saved a clip, rendered it, and then created an account and linked my youtube account, but the video isn't showing up in my videos on the site. Does it take awhile or something?

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    Steam: offday
  • MechanicalMechanical Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Yep, takes a bit of time. Can be as short as 20 minutes, can be as long as a day or two.

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  • anoffdayanoffday To be changed whenever Anoffday gets around to it. Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ah, ok. Thanks. Guess I'll go to bed then.

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    Steam: offday
  • MagellMagell Detroit Machine Guns Fort MyersRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Fun games tonight guys. I enjoyed us picking up that random guy who had crappy stats, but seemed to fit in fairly well. Tibbly was very useful tonight as he let me bang out hardline pro in 2 matches by rerolling crappy packages to something good and taking them.

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  • iRevertiRevert Tactical Martha Stewart Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Magell wrote: »
    Fun games tonight guys. I enjoyed us picking up that random guy who had crappy stats, but seemed to fit in fairly well. Tibbly was very useful tonight as he let me bang out hardline pro in 2 matches by rerolling crappy packages to something good and taking them.

    Oh sure I was useful tonight....I was grabbing more packages then a blind man at a gay orgy.

    Yeah after we played like two games and had this random get stomped by us and then be put on our team we backed out and he popped into the lobby and saw the five of us and ran off. So we dragged him back hog tied him and drove him on his longest win streak and increased his W/L around .25 in that one sitting.

    I don't know if it was either that I was really tired, really buzzed, or we had some really bad people but I was getting some long streaks going tonight even with a crappy connection...Guess that famas is starting to warm back up to me again.

    Also SIX carepackages in one match and EIGHT SAMs in one game and that was from my streaks.

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  • DomhnallDomhnall Minty D. Vision! ScotlandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    About 700 more kills with my spas and it'll be the weapon I have most kills with. The stakeout and the olympia are also in the top six list. Shotgun <3

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  • BerkshireBerkshire Earth Federal Forces MassachusettsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Well geez, Activision. I just bought your Black Ops. Y u no wait a couple years for next COD?!

    Who am I kidding. I'm still going to buy it. I was the only person who liked Em Dub 2's campaign. Yes, I know the story doesn't make any damn sense. I still liked the part of the game where it was Red Dawn. I couldn't care less about TF141 though.

    Anyway, here are some videos of my online exploits for y'all.

    The first features my judicious use of my baby, the M16, and its little buddy the Pro Pipe. Watch as I demolish the entire enemy team's opening rush. The Second Chancer probably should have killed me, but evidently his accuracy was lowered by his butt-scooting goosery. My one complaint about the '16 is that my emblem looks horrible on it (and the Commando also).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddLzYzvEEUA

    And now for a video where my emblem looks good (if shrunk)! This one shows me playing badly, but everyone else I see playing worse. You should always check your corners, kids, except when you're fighting a team of blind 5-year-olds with no hands while they're covered in bees. That's the only explanation for why none of these three guys killed me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P33sRcJrrz8

    Also, this:
    Shotgun <3

    Shame you can't lime the heart. Oh well.

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    "And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back."
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  • ZarathustraEckZarathustraEck Ubermensch now with stripes!Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    So... they're going to make good on their plans to run the franchise into the ground, a la Guitar Hero.

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    See you in Town,
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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I think I'm beginning to realize that my love for MW2 wasn't actually me loving the COD franchise. BLOPS isn't holding up as well for me, and I got CoD4 for the PC and that was fun but now I'm 55 and the fact that it's PC and old means no one is playing anything but 40v40 TDM on the same 6 maps on infinite repeat.

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    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Why are people surprised that MW3 will be released "so soon"? The reason Activision's put two studios on Call of Duty is so they can put out a new title every year; each studio gets two years to work on their game, and they alternate releases. It's been that way for years, so it's no big surprise at this point. I mean, check 'em:

    Call of Duty 2 (2005 - IW)
    Call of Duty 3 (2006 - Treyarch)
    Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (2007 - IW)
    Call of Duty: World at War (2008 - Treyarch)
    Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (2009 - IW)
    Call of Duty: Black Ops (2010 - Treyarch)
    Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (2011 - Sledgehammer, IW, Raven Software)

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  • milk ducksmilk ducks High Mucky Muck Big Tits TownRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Of all the emblems I've ever made, this is probably my favorite. I like it a lot, but it's time to make something new. Just wanted to share it, and post it up somewhere in case I ever feel like remaking the damn thing and I need a point of reference.

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    Friendly napalm strike, imboun'.

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  • MusicoolMusicool Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    CoD keeps scraping the bottom of the stupid barrel. In my CG tonight I saw a friendly SR71 CP turn into ammo.

    WHO WOULD REROLL A BLACKBIRD

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    Burtletoy wrote: »
    I disagree completely.

    hAmmONd IsnT A mAin TAnk
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