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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    Pony you're going to meet them and their heads won't explode

    No but I know these girls

    They would try to teaspoon him

    It would end poorly

    ...is that like regular spooning, but with a midget?

    moniker on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    Pony you're going to meet them and their heads won't explode

    No but I know these girls

    They would try to teaspoon him

    It would end poorly

    (the reason it would end poorly is not only am i impossible to "teaspoon" in the way feminists use that word

    i basically turn it on the "spooner" and end up subtly altering their views)

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    See woman. Club her on head. Drag back to cave. Oog.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Pony you're going to meet them and their heads won't explode

    No but I know these girls

    They would try to teaspoon him

    It would end poorly

    ...is that like regular spooning, but with a midget?

    nerdgasmicpa: is teaspooning, like, the lady version of negging
    me: ok so there's an ocean of misogyny and anger and hatred out there
    and it seems insurmountable
    but if we all take a teaspoon and empty it out, we'll solve the problems!
    teaspooning is basically the idea that doing little activist acts (like arguing with someone over feminist) over time has a big net positive
    nerdgasmicpa: so
    basically
    feminist negging :P
    me: goddamnit it nerd

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    I got out of the alt detective game man. I don't even try to know when someone is an alt anymore. I just know when Pony did what he did I laughed because it was just so non chalant. Like, hey fucker you dropped your knife, let me put it right here between your shoulder blades

    i don't stab people in the back

    i stab them in their front

    in front of everyone

    usually while screaming STAB ATTAAAAAACK

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    desc wrote: »
    He was an alt?

    Man I never know what's going on with forum drama.

    Same. Though mostly just out of apathy. I mean, this is an internet web comic forum. I <3 you guys and all; not to mention that every person I've met from here has been both awesome and cool, but come on.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cass isn't allowed to introduce me to her hippie feminist friends because I'm lonely, not desperate

    Ahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! Good one!

    C'mon, 5 minutes into a discussion about the patriarchy and I'd be trying to sleep with one just to keep her quiet.

    No, no, I meant how you said you weren't desperate.

    This coming from the girl who's been whining for days about how badly she needs to get laid how it's killing her.

    Wash on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    8-)

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm really enjoying Ratfist. It's a comic by the same guy who did Earthworm Jim.

    http://ratfist.com/

    In other webcomic news, El Goonish Shive is fucked up and Guilded Age jumped the shark.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Pony you're going to meet them and their heads won't explode

    No but I know these girls

    They would try to teaspoon him

    It would end poorly

    (the reason it would end poorly is not only am i impossible to "teaspoon" in the way feminists use that word

    i basically turn it on the "spooner" and end up subtly altering their views)

    You mean the same way any normal person subtly alters a supremely sheltered person

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cass isn't allowed to introduce me to her hippie feminist friends because I'm lonely, not desperate

    Ahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! Good one!

    C'mon, 5 minutes into a discussion about the patriarchy and I'd be trying to sleep with one just to keep her quiet.

    No, no, I meant how you said you weren't desperate.

    This coming from the girl who's been whining for days about how badly she needs to get laid how it's killing her.

    now i may be a humble dockworker

    but

    scheduling issues isn't the same problem as a lack of supply, my good fellow

    Pony on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cass isn't allowed to introduce me to her hippie feminist friends because I'm lonely, not desperate

    Ahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! Good one!

    C'mon, 5 minutes into a discussion about the patriarchy and I'd be trying to sleep with one just to keep her quiet.

    No, no, I meant how you said you weren't desperate.

    This coming from the girl who's been whining for days about how badly she needs to get laid how it's killing her.

    Seriously Choco and I need to get our own place so bad. We should live in a cardboard box out in the streets and just do it non stop. Passersby will toss us change and we'll use it to eat. It'll be a good life.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    How's that Chicago weather treating you, moniker?

    Ready to admit that the West Coast is the best coast yet?

    Thanatos on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    does anyone want to lol

    I think I will not disconnect from puking this time

    (I hope)

    skippydumptruck on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I was at lunch today with a couple of buddies and we were talking about all the crazy stuff we did as teenagers

    and when it was my turn I was like

    wooo..

    boy..

    well..

    this one time when I was 14, I port scanned some IP ranges for the back orifice exploit and ejected some cd drives of random people..

    God, I am sooooo fucking lame.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    does anyone want to lol

    I think I will not disconnect from puking this time

    (I hope)

    Poor Skippy :(<3

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Whoo! Friend is coming over to play Heavy Rain.

    Quid on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Pony you're going to meet them and their heads won't explode

    No but I know these girls

    They would try to teaspoon him

    It would end poorly

    ...is that like regular spooning, but with a midget?

    nerdgasmicpa: is teaspooning, like, the lady version of negging
    me: ok so there's an ocean of misogyny and anger and hatred out there
    and it seems insurmountable
    but if we all take a teaspoon and empty it out, we'll solve the problems!
    teaspooning is basically the idea that doing little activist acts (like arguing with someone over feminist) over time has a big net positive
    nerdgasmicpa: so
    basically
    feminist negging :P
    me: goddamnit it nerd

    I like my version better.

    Also, wouldn't tablespooning be 3x more efficient?

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    does anyone want to lol

    I think I will not disconnect from puking this time

    (I hope)

    Poor Skippy :(<3

    I am sorry I had to ditch you guys :(

    skippydumptruck on
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    so apparently my fiancee doesn't react well to percoset

    she has about 2 hours of feeling okay and then severe headaches and vomiting

    Pony on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cass isn't allowed to introduce me to her hippie feminist friends because I'm lonely, not desperate

    Ahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! Good one!

    C'mon, 5 minutes into a discussion about the patriarchy and I'd be trying to sleep with one just to keep her quiet.

    No, no, I meant how you said you weren't desperate.

    This coming from the girl who's been whining for days about how badly she needs to get laid how it's killing her.

    Seriously Choco and I need to get our own place so bad. We should live in a cardboard box out in the streets and just do it non stop. Passersby will toss us change and we'll use it to eat. It'll be a good life.

    If you can't afford your own place you sure as hell can't afford to move to Seattle, and besides I doubt she could support you even if you could make it out there.

    Wash on
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cass isn't allowed to introduce me to her hippie feminist friends because I'm lonely, not desperate

    Ahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! Good one!

    C'mon, 5 minutes into a discussion about the patriarchy and I'd be trying to sleep with one just to keep her quiet.

    No, no, I meant how you said you weren't desperate.

    This coming from the girl who's been whining for days about how badly she needs to get laid how it's killing her.

    Seriously Choco and I need to get our own place so bad. We should live in a cardboard box out in the streets and just do it non stop. Passersby will toss us change and we'll use it to eat. It'll be a good life.

    I thought you guys lived in socialism land.

    Cinders on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    I wouldn't rat you out Pony

    That's like always the last line the narc says before the police show up

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    important point to consider re: feminist teaspooning

    it's not important if you actually change anyone's viewpoints when you teaspoon

    just angrily asserting "THAT IS OFFENSIVE" when someone makes a sexist joke

    you get to check a box that you teaspooned today

    the results don't matter, just the effort

    it's more important to look like you are doing something than getting anything done

    hooray!

    Pony on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Bleh. Hot Ukrainian girl I met a couple of months ago invited me to her birthday party in the flatiron district tonight. Can't go, of course.

    But that is a district named after an incredibly sexy building; the oldest skyscraper in New York which also happened to be designed by Chicago architect Daniel Burnham.

    Why do you think I'm so upset?

    Drez on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    so apparently my fiancee doesn't react well to percoset

    she has about 2 hours of feeling okay and then severe headaches and vomiting

    This happened to me as well. Weird reaction to codeine. Really bad headaches, can't concentrate, weird pressure inside head.

    Wash on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    important point to consider re: feminist teaspooning

    it's not important if you actually change anyone's viewpoints when you teaspoon

    just angrily asserting "THAT IS OFFENSIVE" when someone makes a sexist joke

    you get to check a box that you teaspooned today

    the results don't matter, just the effort

    it's more important to look like you are doing something than getting anything done

    hooray!

    I prefer to be the tablespoon.

    Drez on
    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    important point to consider re: feminist teaspooning

    it's not important if you actually change anyone's viewpoints when you teaspoon

    just angrily asserting "THAT IS OFFENSIVE" when someone makes a sexist joke

    you get to check a box that you teaspooned today

    the results don't matter, just the effort

    it's more important to look like you are doing something than getting anything done

    hooray!

    God you suck. I hate you. Boo.

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited February 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Cass isn't allowed to introduce me to her hippie feminist friends because I'm lonely, not desperate

    Ahahahaha! Hahahaha! Hahahahaha! Good one!

    C'mon, 5 minutes into a discussion about the patriarchy and I'd be trying to sleep with one just to keep her quiet.

    No, no, I meant how you said you weren't desperate.

    This coming from the girl who's been whining for days about how badly she needs to get laid how it's killing her.

    Seriously Choco and I need to get our own place so bad. We should live in a cardboard box out in the streets and just do it non stop. Passersby will toss us change and we'll use it to eat. It'll be a good life.

    I thought you guys lived in socialism land.

    socialism land with their parents

    Nerdgasmic on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    How's that Chicago weather treating you, moniker?

    Ready to admit that the West Coast is the best coast yet?

    You can't go sledding on asphalt. You can go sledding on 28" of snow. Plus it's 8°F without any wind out; so it isn't even cold.

    moniker on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Yeah, GA did jump the shark, but I am confusing where its going.

    Mazzyx on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    now i may be a humble dockworker

    but

    scheduling issues isn't the same problem as a lack of supply, my good fellow

    Point is I'm not desperate. I like to point this out every once in a while.

    Wash on
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Between my philosophy degree and my time at D&D, I don't really have trouble arguing with really opinionated people.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Jesus was God's alt.

    And we banned the fuck out of him.

    Drez on
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    so is darksiders fun, I don't even wanna open it up on steam if it isn't

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    :lol: Drez

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    so is darksiders fun, I don't even wanna open it up on steam if it isn't

    I thought it was fun for like 10 hours

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    so is darksiders fun, I don't even wanna open it up on steam if it isn't

    Do you like Legend of Zelda and God of War?

    Cinders on
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    so is darksiders fun, I don't even wanna open it up on steam if it isn't

    One of the fucking best games of the last year Lud. Like so much awesome.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Between my philosophy degree and my time at D&D, I don't really have trouble arguing with really opinionated people.

    Yeah, D&D has definitely improved my ability to hold arguments with people.

    Also the fact that I'm, like, 8 years older now.

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