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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Variable wrote: »
    variable

    do you want to die without any scars

    I have a super light scar on my hand from glass when my side view mirror broke

    more than I wanted

    yes I want my body to look like I never used it. I'm getting calloused and rough skin from lifting weights and I fucking hate it.

    it's the truth

    I'm that guy

    but

    do you want to die without any scars

    I know what you're doing

    but I can't respond in any way but honestly

    yes pp. I do.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I have a few scars but they're all from childhood accidents. One of them is where a penguin savagely attacked my hand after I petted it's head. What a jerk.

    see that's worth it because it's awesome

    and you are one out of a billion probably with a reason to fucking hate penguins! not that you would but you COULD

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011

    It's a lot like that except it's more disorienting. It's like, wait how the fuck did they get here? Wait, weren't they just miles away? Wait, is that person dead or alive? Didn't they kill him/her already?

    And then it ends on a cliffhanger like all the other ones and it makes you sad because you're all like "this is literally the worst thing I've ever seen but I need to know what happens next."

    Like, I'm so excited for a sequel because other than horror movies you usually get a lot of later chapter sequels that are bad, but you very rarely find later sequels that just get more and more insane and complicated.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    i had a lot of shitty experiences being bullied and terrorized

    i try to sort of temper these stories with some of the pros i had, though (like how i was blessed to travel a lot internationally) so i don't come off as that fellow who had the hardest life and is therefore interestnig

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    my first experience with being physically assaulted

    was when i was five

    and i wore a yarmulke to school because it was around yom kippur

    and i got beat up for being a jew

    sooooooooooo

    Stories like this make me sad.

    I understand that I grew up in the burbs and that I lived in a pretty standard town, but other than the name-calling that comes with being a kid (not condoning it, just acknowledging that it happens), I never remember anybody getting "beaten up".

    the town i grew up used to be called Berlin until the war when suddenly it wasn't cool to be named Berlin anymore

    so instead it's named Kitchener, after the British guy who invented concentration camps

    anywho, as you can probably guess from the original name of the city it's got a pretty fucking massive and longstanding German population

    so anti-semitism is pretty commonplace, especially amongst youths

    i didn't even understand what anti-semitism was when i was in kindergarten. i knew what being jewish was, i knew that i was a jew, but the idea that someone would hate me and beat me up and spit on me just for being a jew was pretty mind-blowing

    that was my first experience with actually being physically harmed intentionally by another person, so that miiiight be why i so deeply react to anti-semitism and nazism

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    variable

    do you want to die without any scars

    I have a super light scar on my hand from glass when my side view mirror broke

    more than I wanted

    yes I want my body to look like I never used it. I'm getting calloused and rough skin from lifting weights and I fucking hate it.

    it's the truth

    I'm that guy

    but

    do you want to die without any scars

    I know what you're doing

    but I can't respond in any way but honestly

    yes pp. I do.

    I want you to hit me

    as hard as you can

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    taking notes on WoW dungeons... I am back in. it happened.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    i had a lot of shitty experiences being bullied and terrorized

    i try to sort of temper these stories with some of the pros i had, though (like how i was blessed to travel a lot internationally) so i don't come off as that fellow who had the hardest life and is therefore interestnig

    Nah man, some people definitely have it rough.

    In a way it makes me feel good. I had a difficult and awkward period in my life just like everyone, but hearing about how poorly and terribly other kids treated people makes me realize that not everyone's experience was akin to mine and I should be more thankful that I didn't have to put up with things like that.

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    variable

    do you want to die without any scars

    I have a super light scar on my hand from glass when my side view mirror broke

    more than I wanted

    yes I want my body to look like I never used it. I'm getting calloused and rough skin from lifting weights and I fucking hate it.

    it's the truth

    I'm that guy

    but

    do you want to die without any scars

    I know what you're doing

    but I can't respond in any way but honestly

    yes pp. I do.

    I want you to hit me

    as hard as you can

    what?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    No one ever wants to fight me. :(

    I feel like I bought this forehead protector for nothing.

    Well not nothing, it looks pretty awesome

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    DK you are knocking them out of the park tonight.

    Every post is a winner!

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Variable wrote: »
    I want you to hit me

    as hard as you can

    what?

    I want you to hit me

    as hard as you can

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    variable

    do you want to die without any scars

    I have a super light scar on my hand from glass when my side view mirror broke

    more than I wanted

    yes I want my body to look like I never used it. I'm getting calloused and rough skin from lifting weights and I fucking hate it.

    it's the truth

    I'm that guy

    but

    do you want to die without any scars

    I know what you're doing

    but I can't respond in any way but honestly

    yes pp. I do.

    I want you to hit me

    as hard as you can

    what?

    I want you to HIT me

    as HARD as you can

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Variable wrote: »
    I want you to hit me

    as hard as you can

    what?

    I want you to hit me

    as hard as you can

    ...

    /punches pp in ear

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    i used to kiss my opponents on the forehead after a bout

    if i respected them

    not once was anyone like "what the fuck"

    often they'd kiss me on the cheek and we'd hug

    Pony on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Variable wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    I want you to hit me

    as hard as you can

    what?

    I want you to hit me

    as hard as you can

    ...

    /punches pp in ear

    He hasn't been punched like that since grade school.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    why the ear man

    why the ear

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I have not yet gotten tried of my new sig addition

    What Chu Gonna Do About It

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    i used to kiss my opponents on the forehead after a bout

    if i respected them

    not once was anyone like "what the fuck"

    often they'd kiss me on the cheek and we'd hug

    a violin would play off in the distance somewhere

    a flock of birds would fly o'erhead

    the clouds would part and a rainbow would filter through

    it was magical

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    i used to kiss my opponents on the forehead after a bout

    if i respected them

    not once was anyone like "what the fuck"

    often they'd kiss me on the cheek and we'd hug

    Pony, I feel like this post was truncated.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    i used to kiss my opponents on the forehead after a bout

    if i respected them

    not once was anyone like "what the fuck"

    often they'd kiss me on the cheek and we'd hug

    Pony, I feel like this post was truncated.

    quite a few dudes in MMA are queer

    on two separate occasions i've made out with or had sex with a guy that i fought previously

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    i used to kiss my opponents on the forehead after a bout

    if i respected them

    not once was anyone like "what the fuck"

    often they'd kiss me on the cheek and we'd hug

    Pony, I feel like this post was truncated.

    quite a few dudes in MMA are queer

    on two separate occasions i've made out with or had sex with a guy that i fought previously

    eg: Ochu's sig

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Good morning [chat].

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    making out with a dude who previously in the night you were fighting in the ring, is sorta weird

    you feel his body move against you

    his arms around you

    and just previously those sensations were associated with threat and defeat

    but now it's sensual

    you know how to move when he moves, because you just spent time previously learning how to move against each other's bodies

    you know his muscle tenses, the directions of his hands

    even without seeing it

    you know his touch

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    now we are going places

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    pony is lighting the cass signal

    but she is asleep

    no antirotica tonight i think

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    making out with a dude who previously in the night you were fighting in the ring, is sorta weird

    you feel his body move against you

    his arms around you

    and just previously those sensations were associated with threat and defeat

    but now it's sensual

    you know how to move when he moves, because you just spent time previously learning how to move against each other's bodies

    you know his muscle tenses, the directions of his hands

    even without seeing it

    you know his touch

    ...go on...

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Man, I love me some Anthony Bourdain.

    Like if I could just watch No Reservations for the rest of my life, I'd be fine with it.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    like

    let's say he grabs your wrist

    not a few hours prior, every muscle in your body would be straining against that, pushing, turning his hand so you could grab his wrist and reverse it

    but instead

    you relax, your forearm slackens, your hand opens

    the conflict between reflex and desire

    to acquiesce

    relinquishing control, because this time, it doesn't mean defeat

    it means

    victory

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Man, I love me some Anthony Bourdain.

    Like if I could just watch No Reservations for the rest of my life, I'd be fine with it.

    There are so many episodes on Watch Instantly. Like, if you don't have Netflix you need to get it right now.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The other night I started watching the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job.

    I uh, I think I started to like it a lot. I am so sorry everyone, I'm one of those people. But that shit is genius. The comedians they get to come on and get their awkward public access on is so great. I've never seen Zach Galifianakis more at home.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    pony is lighting the cass signal

    but she is asleep

    no antirotica tonight i think

    "And then the constipated pigeons flew through the window..."

    Well, she would do it better. But you get the idea.

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    That said, I don't like his earring.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The other night I started watching the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job.

    I uh, I think I started to like it a lot. I am so sorry everyone, I'm one of those people. But that shit is genius. The comedians they get to come on and get their awkward public access on is so great. I've never seen Zach Galifianakis more at home.

    It is simultaneously sheer genius and kind of horrible

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Aw man, I want to have a hot dog and potatoes on flatbread now.

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm starting to really hate Amazon's customer support in the US.

    They are utterly useless fucks.

    I should be used to incompetent customer service, but I've gotten spoiled by living in Japan.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The other night I started watching the Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job.

    I uh, I think I started to like it a lot. I am so sorry everyone, I'm one of those people. But that shit is genius. The comedians they get to come on and get their awkward public access on is so great. I've never seen Zach Galifianakis more at home.

    I don't revere it like some do, but a lot of the sketches are varying degrees of awesome.

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    gundam470gundam470 Drunk Gorilla CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I'm starting to really hate Amazon's customer support in the US.

    They are utterly useless fucks.

    I should be used to incompetent customer service, but I've gotten spoiled by living in Japan.
    One time a package from Amazon got lost in the mail. So i reported it lost. So then they overnighted me a new one.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I'm starting to really hate Amazon's customer support in the US.

    They are utterly useless fucks.

    I should be used to incompetent customer service, but I've gotten spoiled by living in Japan.

    Top Gear told me that if a Japanese train is late, the passengers receive a slip of paper which they can give to their employers to explain why they're late. Is that true?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I wrote a "Please excuse this person from missing a school function" letter for an intern today. Got to use the company letterhead and everything. I wield mild, mild power.

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