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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    gundam470 wrote: »
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I'm starting to really hate Amazon's customer support in the US.

    They are utterly useless fucks.

    I should be used to incompetent customer service, but I've gotten spoiled by living in Japan.
    One time a package from Amazon got lost in the mail. So i reported it lost. So then they overnighted me a new one.

    Amazon ONLINE support has been rather good to me.

    I lost the codes to Fable III DLC and without even asking they just pasted me new ones into the chat window.

    The guy's name was Prince.

    Every time I need something done now I just head on over to the Prince of Amazon.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    That's a weird position

    Prince of the Amazons

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Gim wrote: »
    I wrote a "Please excuse this person from missing a school function" letter for an intern today. Got to use the company letterhead and everything. I wield mild, mild power.

    Can you write me some notes.

    Not like for school or anything.

    But like, please excuse Cinders from the (_____Insert_Event_Here____). He was busy being indispensable at work.

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    poshnialloposhniallo Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    poshniallo wrote: »
    I'm starting to really hate Amazon's customer support in the US.

    They are utterly useless fucks.

    I should be used to incompetent customer service, but I've gotten spoiled by living in Japan.

    Top Gear told me that if a Japanese train is late, the passengers receive a slip of paper which they can give to their employers to explain why they're late. Is that true?

    Yup.

    And late means more than one minute late. Not half an hour or something.

    One minute late is a big deal.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Every time I call I want to be like "Put me through to the Prince! I demand satisfaction!"

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    What a weird, great night

    how is erryone

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    What a weird, great night

    how is erryone

    A lil drunk

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    What a weird, great night

    how is erryone

    Tired. I got two hours of sleep and couldn't nod off again.

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    The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    What a weird, great night

    how is erryone

    cowering in the shelter of the airconditioner (seriously it is horrible hot here), making pizza with the olds

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    damnit

    why are people not entertaining me

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    What a weird, great night

    how is erryone

    Tired. I got two hours of sleep and couldn't nod off again.

    Do you have work today?

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    damnit

    why are people not entertaining me

    What do you want. Photos of my dog?

    duffy-4.jpg

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    I wrote a "Please excuse this person from missing a school function" letter for an intern today. Got to use the company letterhead and everything. I wield mild, mild power.

    Can you write me some notes.

    Not like for school or anything.

    But like, please excuse Cinders from the (_____Insert_Event_Here____). He was busy being indispensable at work.

    Okay. I'll include pictures for proof.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    girls don't even have to work out all the time to get dudes to like them. all they have to do is not eat a ton

    i have to not eat a ton and burn my muscles every fucking day.

    shit is stupid.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    No

    I emphatically do not want that

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    girls don't even have to work out all the time to get dudes to like them. all they have to do is not eat a ton

    i have to not eat a ton and burn my muscles every fucking day.

    shit is stupid.

    I bought a gym membership two days ago.

    So that I can get back into the shape I once was in.

    So that I don't die alone.

    I feel your pain, bro

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm ok with dying alone

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I look good naturally, without working at it, and gorgeous women flock to me.
    and then I wake up :(

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    damnit

    why are people not entertaining me

    What do you want. Photos of my dog?

    duffy-4.jpg

    awwwwwwwwww..adorable puppy!

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    girls don't even have to work out all the time to get dudes to like them. all they have to do is not eat a ton

    i have to not eat a ton and burn my muscles every fucking day.

    shit is stupid.

    I bought a gym membership too days ago.

    So that I can get back into the shape I once was in.

    So that I don't die alone.

    I feel your pain, bro

    I don't know how many days too days ago was.

    But yeah man.

    Once I was a hunk. Now i am a fat lonely.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    girls don't even have to work out all the time to get dudes to like them. all they have to do is not eat a ton

    i have to not eat a ton and burn my muscles every fucking day.

    shit is stupid.

    I bought a gym membership too days ago.

    So that I can get back into the shape I once was in.

    So that I don't die alone.

    I feel your pain, bro

    I don't know how many days too days ago was.

    But yeah man.

    Once I was a hunk. Now i am a fat lonely.

    I edited that without reading your post.

    I can't believe I fucked that up.

    Like how terrible is it that I fucked that up. Guys I am smarter than that.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    No

    I emphatically do not want that

    :v:

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I look good naturally, without working at it, and gorgeous women flock to me.
    and then I wake up :(

    In the last couple of months I have been having a run of extremely mundane but pleasant dreams. Just like, dreams of everyday life where things go really well. Almost like an eternal weekend.

    The saddest part is that on these days I usually spend most of the day in bed as these dreams are more rewarding than what my actual life has to offer right now.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I look good naturally, without working at it, and gorgeous women flock to me.
    and then I wake up :(

    In the last couple of months I have been having a run of extremely mundane but pleasant dreams. Just like, dreams of everyday life where things go really well. Almost like an eternal weekend.

    The saddest part is that on these days I usually spend most of the day in bed as these dreams are more rewarding than what my actual life has to offer right now.

    I don't remember my dreams.

    But my life kinda sucks right now, too. I just moved from New York to northern Virginia. I don't know anyone around here. I'm not really used to this sort of situation. At least when I started college and didn't know anyone, all the other freshmen were lonely and looking for friends, too.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    You got a gubment job, maxwell?

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    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Something slow for this late friday night.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91j0cNjpyAQ&feature=related

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I took this photo with an infrared camera:

    infra7.jpg

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    You got a gubment job, maxwell?

    Only indirectly. I work for a consulting agency. I haven't started actual work yet, just had a week of training and prep stuff, but I'm going to be debugging a financial program used by a ton of federal agencies.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    hello, all

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hello, Jacob.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    staying up to 3 watching spartacus might be retarded but whatevs

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I look good naturally, without working at it, and gorgeous women flock to me.
    and then I wake up :(

    In the last couple of months I have been having a run of extremely mundane but pleasant dreams. Just like, dreams of everyday life where things go really well. Almost like an eternal weekend.

    The saddest part is that on these days I usually spend most of the day in bed as these dreams are more rewarding than what my actual life has to offer right now.

    I don't remember my dreams.

    But my life kinda sucks right now, too. I just moved from New York to northern Virginia. I don't know anyone around here. I'm not really used to this sort of situation. At least when I started college and didn't know anyone, all the other freshmen were lonely and looking for friends, too.

    I get that, and I hope it gets better for you, man.

    I don't want to paint my life as a sob-story or anything. I just have a job working 12-14 hour overnight shifts right now which leaves little time for much of anything. When I'm not at work, my friends are, so I'm very bored during the day. I'm also a little burnt out. Just kind of a blah month, but in about a month I'll be unemployed again so I can't complain too much.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Darn, that Sabbath song ended.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    jake

    make corbius and mydcmbr finish their characters

    use your mod powers

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    jake

    make corbius and mydcmbr finish their characters

    use your mod powers

    my mod powers are helpless against the color taupe

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hmm...I should really do stuff today but I think my back will prevent me.

    Sucks.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    girls don't even have to work out all the time to get dudes to like them. all they have to do is not eat a ton

    i have to not eat a ton and burn my muscles every fucking day.

    shit is stupid.

    I bought a gym membership too days ago.

    So that I can get back into the shape I once was in.

    So that I don't die alone.

    I feel your pain, bro

    I don't know how many days too days ago was.

    But yeah man.

    Once I was a hunk. Now i am a fat lonely.

    I edited that without reading your post.

    I can't believe I fucked that up.

    Like how terrible is it that I fucked that up. Guys I am smarter than that.

    no girls think so

    because you won't ever get a chance

    unless you GO TO THE GYM

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    jake

    make corbius and mydcmbr finish their characters

    use your mod powers

    my mod powers are helpless against the color taupe

    damn

    I suppose I shouldn't ask for your help in confronting the nefarious Interior Designer either, huh?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Gymocracy is akin to alchemotyranny.

    You can quote me on that.

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